Best pizza topping?

Can't beat the egg.

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  1. 1 month ago
    fags are gay

    i hate people/places who claim shit like "12 meat pizza!" like no b***h, pepperoni, sausage, salami, pork roll, bacon, and ham are all pork. meatballs steak and ground beef are beef. barbecue/buffalo chicken and eggs are all chicken
    your pizza is 3 meats with 10 names attached to it.
    FRICK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hate people who require specific toppings to fit their personality. My dad keeps playing the hotsauce soyboy and requires every spicy topping the place sells. We end up with a $40 (Canuck loonies) pizza with the same meat as a 1 topping pepperoni.

      • 1 month ago
        fags are gay

        i dont even know what to do anymore, i just buy plain walmartbrand (greatvalue) thincruat box.pizza and my own toppings and throw a shit ton of oregano and extra mozz on it when i want a pizza. the bar next door to me wants like 20 bucks for a large 16" pie plain and its like eating a pie of grease on a tortilla
        the pizza place a mile away isnt any better, and i live like 10 miles from atlantic city even the boardwalk pizza places are fricked now
        johhny d's - slices downsized
        chelsea pizza - slices downsized
        5 years ago even, the slices were the size of my elbow to my wrist
        we need a worldwide standardized pizza regulation

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >barbecue/buffalo chicken and eggs are all chicken
      brb, gonna make some chicken pudding

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he cant taste the difference in different preparations/cuts of meat
      sorry kid its just too strong for you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >cant taste the difference
        >too strong
        Uhhhh?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yes its beyond your power level

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What if their 12 meat pizza is with pork, beef, chicken, duck, turkey, lamb, deer, moose, ostrich, kangaroo, gator, and frog?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >chicken, duck, turkey
        That's not "meat".
        That's bird.

      • 1 month ago
        fags are gay

        >no bison or snake
        you didnt eat the game
        side note the jerky store in atlantic city had all of this and more, if there was a huntable animal they had it jerked, even bear

        >chicken, duck, turkey
        That's not "meat".
        That's bird.

        i dunno man domestic chicken vs wild duck and wild turkey is wildly distinguishable

        • 1 month ago
          fags are gay

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      is quail eggs chicken?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        is oheasant turkey? are wild boar farm raised pig?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    there is one single "best" topping
    you wouldn't have a pizza with only one topping

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't sleep on pineapple and shrimp

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wont, that sounds really uncomfortable

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ham spinach and egg

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how about i cook? university level

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Spaghetti, for sure.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the thumbnail looks infected

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Where the frick did you take this photo? The upper atmosphere of Uranus?
      It's so fricking blue.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick yeah, unamerican pizza!

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You could beat the egg, but I don't think it's necessarily an improvement to do so. Leaving them whole seems best for pizza.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you're at a proper Italian pizzeria eating neapolitan pizza and its worth a damn then the Margherita should be the best thing on the menu.

    If I'm just ordering from a goyslop pizza chain then anchovies and pineapple is OK I guess...

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Replace tomato sauce with bolognese sauce with lots of meat, double the cheese
    Grate parmesan on top

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    can i say jalapenos are the best topping overall even though i wouldnt want a pizza with only jalapenos

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sausage, but i also need onions and peppers

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lizard

    • 1 month ago
      fags are gay

      frick
      is it a joke? if you broil a lizard wilk the bones liquefy/melt enough to be chewable?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Chinese pizza?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Or Bahamanian. Iguanas grow on trees there.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This looks East Asian. Japanese, Chinese or Korean. It also looks great. I would destroy this drunk of some strong zero/soju or whatever.
    Particularly the eggs look awesome.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mango. Better choice than pineapple and agreeable with everything.
    If you disagree you are certifiably fricking stupid, frick off, jump off a building.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mayo. It goes good on every pizza, no matter the other toppings.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Last week I was drunk and made Japanese rice in my rice cooker, forgot and ordered a pizza. Then when the pizza came and I brought it in the kitchen, I noticed the rice and said frick it and spread a layer of steaming rice on the plain cheese ‘za ,sprinkled soy sauce, sesame oil, crushed up nori snacks, and sesame seeds. It was delicious. I could only eat three slices at a time because it was so filling. Had to eat my ricezza in three sittings over a few hours lol.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're right, egg is the King of Toppings.

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