Better than coffee as a morning drink

Better than coffee as a morning drink

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if that was a stout then I would agree. Guinness and cheerios is pretty dank

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish the stores near me listed their full inventory for darks online, instead they only list a handful while the rest are only available in-store

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      New York gag? I don't get the kind of leap in logic you had to make to convince yourself the captcha is at all related to the topic.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the alcoholism thread?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no, alCulinaly threads got booted a couple years ago, they tried to make shop in

      [...]

      then just faded...then 420chan died...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      over at Culinaly

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        /tv/?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i want to believe

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anon please try and replace the morning drink with exercise. I know it sounds entirely unrelatable, but you have to try

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, I'm a big drinker and substance abuser but the runner's high is a very good feeling, and it sticks around all day. You can do both.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    incorrect.
    having half of a fun time only to fully sober up and then have to work fricking sucks.
    the correct time table is as follows:
    >morning
    coffee and water
    >rest of day
    water.
    >after dinner
    beer and water.

    adjustment for weekend:
    >morning
    coffee and water.
    >rest of day
    beer and water.
    >after dinner
    water.

    oh, what's that? you work weekends?
    maybe you should stop letting a business take advantage of you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I get what you're saying
      >morning
      Water
      Cocaine
      Whisky

      >rest of day
      Whisky
      Cocaine

      >with dinner
      Water

      >after dinner
      Cocaine
      Whisky

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i gotta steer clear of whiskey.
        2 shots and i'm blackout.
        literal key to the bottomless pit for me.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're lucky.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I get what you're saying
          >morning
          Water
          Cocaine
          Whisky

          >rest of day
          Whisky
          Cocaine

          >with dinner
          Water

          >after dinner
          Cocaine
          Whisky

          Two months ago I quit brown alcohols, including beer. Gotta say the urban myth is not a myth. The comedown and hangover are way cleaner with clears. It's the 1950s in my house as of this year. No coloreds allowed.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It's the 1950s in my house as of this year. No coloreds allowed.
            house rules...just make sure the israelites don't change that

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I make an exception for female drinks of color. Sometimes an exotic concubine is needed to even out a PURE and STRONG clear drink.

              Not sure if these are available outside of Vietnam but if you visit fricking grab one. The ones with the sakura flowers are the best.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, you know what the final stage of alcoholism is? It's drinking the clears on their own. I drink nearly every day, since I'm a functional alcoholic, but clear liquor and no breaks is when you cross into problem territory.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm a binge drinker, not an alcoholic. Once or twice a week I'll grab a fifth of vodka and just enjoy my day. Also as I mentioned

              https://i.imgur.com/ysAsSvm.jpeg

              I make an exception for female drinks of color. Sometimes an exotic concubine is needed to even out a PURE and STRONG clear drink.

              Not sure if these are available outside of Vietnam but if you visit fricking grab one. The ones with the sakura flowers are the best.

              I found a good mixer so it's not like I'm bottlenursing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >twice a week
                you're an alcoholic.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lmao that's alcoholic as frick you moron

                t. Former alcy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How is drinking twice a week alcoholic, a quarter of a bottle over a full day? Nothing

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Doctor says no more than 2 servings per week is recommended

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ya if you’re in grade school maybe

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                2 servings? As in 2 shots of spirits? I only drink at weekends but thats really not a lot especially if you have it long in a gin and tonic or something

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >taking a fifth a day every few days

                Not quite an alkie, but off to a great start. Of course it’s different for everyone, The only people that can accurately call someone an alcoholic are the shadow people and maybe a Judge.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There's no single final stage for everyone. One of them is just drinking light beer all day and barely eating, those types rarely hit the hard liquor because their tolerance is shot and they get falling-down drunk easily despite drinking all day every day

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Last time I went on a bender I killed a 12 pack of sparkling water with my vodka and I couldn't believe it afterwards. Felt like I would frick up my kidneys if I do that regularly.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Some of those tonic waters are better than others. I avoid picrel cause it hurts my tummy more than the liquor does. You can taste something not right in there.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait till you have Bailey's style Irish coffee

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Schizoidberg

    Yeah, if I wanna fall asleep at work

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't make a career out of excel spreadsheets then

      • 2 weeks ago
        Schizoidberg

        Too late

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Being good at excel is a curse.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          aint being a data analyst not too bad?
          >excel
          >sql
          >tableau

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's a superpower. the curse is that if you use your superpower for anything actually interesting, you're technicaly losing money, because you *could* be using it to make $30/hr+

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Cult of Passion

    Im a degenerate too!

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Day drinking is comfy but I don't want to do that to my body

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Coffee can’t stop the sweats and the shakes. Just makes them worse.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used to sleep with vodka and water on my nightstand so I could chug a lug before getting out of bed. Tuesdays when I had to go to County Commission meeting at 7:30 a.m. were the fricking worst. I'd be drunk and sitting next to the damn sheriff first thing in the morning. Miserable.

    being sober is 1000000x better I have to say

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite is to wake up, put a dessert beer in the freezer while i get ready, pour it into a pint glass after about 30 minutes. i'm a guy so i'm ready in 5 and just stand outside the freezer staring at the microwave clock until it's time

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