Blessings upon thee to whomst of which have in their possession an intimate female friend unbeknownst that can make headway in the kitchenette

Blessings upon thee to whomst of which have in their possession an intimate female friend unbeknownst that can make headway in the kitchenette

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Forcing women to let you watch them shit is the thinking man's route to divorce

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Breakfast looks good OP

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea how to cook sunny side up eggs and I’m almost 30 curse you and you gf Black person

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Butter, non stick pan, low heat, time. It's the easiest thing to cook

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >breads not toasted
    >gatorade and whisky for breakfast.... anon really?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Kek that’s was last nights grenadine and jager bombs, we polished off 5 bottles of wine in just a couple of days

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That’s as close as you’re gonna get

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >brown
      Never mind no thanks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Praise those big latina breasts my man

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Absolute booba

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you should have given her instead

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Culinaly attempts sunny side up in the most autistic way rather than just cooking on a low heat
    Can’t say I’m not surprised

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I will do anything to have a brown women fart in me with her feembrap

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I can girl fart in your face but i’m brown (male)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They copied indians that eat with their hands off banana leaves

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why do white people love eating off of boards so much? haven't you got plates?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >moron ESL can’t see literal plates in pic rel
      Black person detected

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        the food is on a board

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Haha, you're talking just like Sheldon from Big Bang Theory!

    The bacon narwhals at midnight xD!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >unbeknownst
      How can I use this word more in everyday sentences without sounding like this?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Learn what it means so you don’t use it unnecessarily like OP.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Nah I’d be licking her butthole clean after that

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Kys Rajesh

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    my gf is literally too moronic to cook. I can't stand watching her try. She's such a fricking moron.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Reasons why you should date a latina

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Try again. Current gf is Columbian and doesn't know her way around the kitchen and has a weird diet that consists of maybe 10 dishes max. She's got huge breasts and is an engineer. Gotta pick your battles, anon. And understand you can't win them all. Besides, women aren't better cooks than men anyway. And I'm not a homosexual so here we are

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >allowing a latina to be educated
          >all breasts no ass
          You’re a cuck anon

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >ass
            >I'm an ass man
            >forget about the huge breasts that give life
            >I want the area that shit comes from
            >you know, the area that dudes have, too. And use for gay sex
            >Oh, and I want a dumb uneducated b***h, too
            Anon do you even fricking hear yourself?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I’m sorry you’re attracted to an infertile woman

              [...]
              Autists that have no one because they are waiting on 10/10 women who will never glance at them.
              Classic

              My wife is a 10/10 latina stacy hot and dumb

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >And understand you can't win them all
            This is the type of homosexual who will say things like ‘my wife’s boyfriend’

            Autists that have no one because they are waiting on 10/10 women who will never glance at them.
            Classic

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Autists that have no one because they are waiting on 10/10 women who will never glance at them

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >And understand you can't win them all
          This is the type of homosexual who will say things like ‘my wife’s boyfriend’

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah well having a big tittied engineer gf is gay and you're a beta loser. You'll never be a cool chad like me with my lonely life that I spend shit-talking people anonymously online

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      at least she's white

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >at least shes white

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I would love to wake up like this every morning imagine taking a dip in that pool right after breakfast OP you’re a lucky guy

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >eggs and bacon directly on the tray

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yummy breakkie

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You scared of farts or something? What are you, 5?

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    are you a child

    do you think they're robots that don't piss and fart

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf?

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