>Both make up 27% of the beer market share in their respective countries.

>Both make up 27% of the beer market share in their respective countries.
>Zero impact or influence in the beer threads
Is this board devoid of foreigners or are they ashamed of their most popular products?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bitburger is just you're average run of the mill beer. Culinaly are literally reddidors who only care about The Horny Priest X Strength Double Hopped Sour Mash Triple Distilled X IPA bullshit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=SUd-ge6xYGWRnttb
      >Das beste

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >americans
      >steel reserve, what you know bout that? probably nothing. good thing we have a large diversity of craft beers to intelligently discuss

      >germans
      >NOOOOOOO MY CHEAP BEER THAT TASTES LIKE HORSE PISS THAT NO ONE OUTSIDE MY COUNTRY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT IS THE BEST THING EVER YOU HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT CONSTANTLY STOP DISCUSSING BEER THAT ISNT FUNDED BY GOVERNMENT WELFARE PROGRAMS STOP STOP STOP BITTE EN BIT BITTE EN BIIIIIIITT

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she's cute

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >intelligently discuss
        How about you discuss the intellectual flavor of my dick. Tastes just about as good as your America IPA. I can make it more piss flavored if you prefer.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's just pilsner, I remember Germany getting so asshurt over budweiser they tried to ban it from the 2007 olympics.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Scottish are allowed to be autistically protective of scotch
            >French are allowed to be autistically protective of champagne
            >NOOOOO GERMANY DRINK MY PISS WATER AND CALL IT BEEEEERRRR

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >your beer is bad
              >spend nearly 2 decades building up the most autisticly complex craft beer industry ever known to man
              >no stop that i just wanted attention because I got assraped in ww2 and need senpai to notice me

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know you are insinuating this is germany but the use of the word senpai combined with a general cultural autism raises the question of if this post is actually about japan

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Japan imports American beers all the time. They don't have much variety otherwise.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Scottish are allowed to be autistically protective of scotch
              America has excellent scotch and Scotts don't talk shit about it because they aren't insecure and don't eat raw meat and ice ground up and sculpted to look like human babies.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >2007
            >Olympics
            Wut

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. These threads are full of american soyboys soyfacing about their fruity little "beers"

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Drink Carlsberg or die.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >supporting carlsberg in any way shape or form
      No

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    beer sucks

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're a homosexual

      They're not that popular outside of their respective countries, that's why.

      Also Kirin Ichiban sucks.

      >Also Kirin Ichiban sucks.
      You're a dumb Black person

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if youre going to drink, and you choose anything below 20% abv you have no right to call anyone a homosexual

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >anon cant enjoy basic things because he’s worried about looking manly in a way only children would pay attention to
          miserable dog

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Even though women and gays drink liquor and wine because the higher ABV means they can get drunk with fewer calories

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Enjoy your nip dirtwater.

        I'll keep drinking Asahi.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kirin ichiban is my favorite japanese beer. brewed for good times!

    they greatest german beer is augustiner helles.

    coors light and bud light make up a huge portion of beer sales doesn’t mean we have to talk about them

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I appreciate your opinion, but i think Schlenkerla is much better then augustiner. Although i do get its a niche brewery because they only have smoked beers.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        schlenkerla is delicious
        i think asahi > kirin

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've only had asahi a couple times and its good, but i;ve only have had kirin in like sushi restaurants. Usually if i'm drinking japanese beer its sapporo because that is what my local liquor store has. I can't say if asahi is better than kirin

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're not that popular outside of their respective countries, that's why.

    Also Kirin Ichiban sucks.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god tier german beer

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bitburger is dogshit, Ichiban is good

      Good take

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got a four pack of Bitburger pints from Aldi's for $6.99. What a steal! The taste was unlike any Pils I had before. Definitely going to get more another time and say goodbye to shit like Miller Lite.
    I get Kirin any time I'm eating a Japanese restaurant. I occasionally like to pick up big packs of cans from Total Wine too. It's like in my top five beers. Really refreshing and perfect with just about any meal. Or you can slam a few back and sink into a couch.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the 4 pack of cans they sell tastes ok but a real draft bitburger tastes much better

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>Zero impact or influence in the beer threads
    They're just not that interesting, what is there to discuss? There's other German and Japanese beers that are cool, but those are definitely not them.
    Using your own logic, Americanons should be talking about Budweiser and Modelo all the time, but no one does because they're fricking boring. On what basis did you even ask this question?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lurk more

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I guess, but let's be clear:
        If you make a thread about Budweiser (Lol) as an American, you are the most boring turbotard who has ever lived. Granted, 98% of Culinaly is troll threads anyway.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Make a thread about Budweiser and people will talk about Top Gun and how it's the same price as light macro garbage but better taste. Budweiser is a good beer. In fact, it's the king of beers.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Go suck a dick newhomosexual no one gives a shit about Bud and Modelo

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Go suck a dick newhomosexual no one gives a shit about Bud and Modelo

        I would like to amend my statement just now, sometimes the troony-obsessed will discuss Bud Light as a conduit for their politics. THOSE people sometimes mention Bud. Are you one of them, homosexual?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Amendment reject. Besides Budweiser and Bud Light are different brands entirely. So yeah. Educate yourself.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Seethe

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kirin is a terrible beer and all weebs should be shot into space.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kirin is the best malt experience you can find. If you wanna call Asahi and Sapporo better fine but those are rice beers. As far as what you said objectively, it's wrong. It's a good beer.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Asahi, Sapporo, and Kirin all taste the same. It is the same beer. Japan only has one beer.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kirin is 100% malt while ashai and Sapporo contain rice. It's completely different from those two

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Japanese drinking culture is making malt liquor to avoid steep beer taxes, let's not get it twisted. Their government actively hinders the existence of good beer.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone drink beer without hops or gruit as it's called? Tempted to try and make it, the hops makes beer estrogenic and I want to cut back or quit beer entirely

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The alcohol is what cranks estrogen production, Julius Caesar was a fan of cider because it was light on alcohol and fruity so try that chuddie.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ah my misunderstanding. I'm actually brewing cider right now, it'll be another 2 weeks before its done

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I tried brewing beer once using only malts, it was like very sweet and boozy. (I used a higher ABV wine yeast because i assumed there would be more sugars to convert.) It wasn't terrible but i wouldn't do it again. Even like some low level british hops like teamaker or fuggle might have helped it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The amount is negligible unless you're just drinking some American IPA double-hopped & dry-hopped hops tea masquerading as a beer.
      Traditional English & German/Czech styles have fairly low hop contents. English hop styles are quite low in alpha acids anyways and they are used in sparing amounts in milds, porters, stouts etc. American & NZ/AUS hops are very high in alpha & beta acid levels so as long as you avoid 20% "cryo citra yakima grapefruit" hops you'll be fine. By comparison many English hops are around 3-6% alpha acid content. If you're really worried about estrogens you should just avoid alcohol all together.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bitburger suxks and Krin 1 is genuinely good.
    I will now scroll the thread to see if the rest of Culinaly is based and agrees with me

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kirin is excellent

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i live in hawaii so kirin is available lots of restaurants and every store. it's decent, but the best of the japanese macrobrews is

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Orion in Hawaii? Spend a lot of the me in Socal, not my home but my home away from home, and all the Japanese markets sell this. But I never found it here in my.home state. Never tried it either. Would love.
      Rotten luck

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Orion in Hawaii? Spend a lot of the me in Socal, not my home but my home away from home, and all the Japanese markets sell this. But I never found it here in my.home state. Never tried it either. Would love.
      Rotten luck

      I love kirin but he's right Orion is the best

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i would drink more beers if they were exported to my location

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe they just have more contracts than other brands with restraunts and such. I live next to a moninger and that shit is 10/10 fresh out of thr barrel and a meh 7/10 out of the bottle. Dunno bitburger is just ok. Not bad not good. For example to what is actually a bad beer l: heiniken. I got 2 bottles left for over a year because of how disgusting that shit is. I remember drinking it when I was young a lot but nowdays its just 0/10. Even slavslop tastes better

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was offered a choice in Germany
    >either spend the entire day farting due to drinking unfiltered wheat
    >Or drink bitburger
    I chose the way of flatulence due to Bitburger being such a nothing beer

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The farting was accompanied by globs of thick arab cum btw. I was there to enjoy the fickstutenmarket but had to make do in the local gay shisha lounge.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I ordered one dvd from a German website once and was inundated with phishing emails in deutsche
    Have fun with your sandBlack person nation.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ordering a GGG DVD instead of using LimeWire
      You deserve it, reatrd.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I ordered one dvd from a German website once and was inundated with phishing emails in deutsche
      Just say you are tech illiterate because any time a website where you have an account gets rekt(yes this happens all the time even big ones) your data will end up in a data dump for sale on some darknet forum

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bitburger is scheiße

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm from Argentina
    I have two cans of bitburger in the fridge
    They are a delicacy compared to the shit you get here

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bitburger is 8%. Still one of the better macros.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Japanese beer that isn't Sapporo is almost completely unavailable in the United States unless you live in San Francisco, Los Angeles, or New York.
    Kirin is sometimes seen at speciality stores but the problem is the same as with Sapporo in that
    >it's contract brewed garbage from MolsonCoors compared to the domestic versions
    >you're paying an "import" price for fizzy, flavorless, low alcohol beer, same as with Mexican shit
    >at import prices you can buy domestic craft that tastes like something or can get you drunk easily
    I've had Kirin once because they randomly had tallboys at my grocery store. It was fine, for $3 I enjoyed it but they don't carry it anymore. And most places only sell Sapporo in those single draft cans which makes them more expensive than they should be.
    You can buy PBR for $10 a case still, no reason to spend more for almost the same product just because you're a Japanophille.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you had me until you mentioned PBR

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't you diss my late grandfather's favorite beer.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I live in Atlanta and I get some pretty neat Japanese microbrews here

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    German here, I drink beer from my local brewery, which tastes a million times better than any mass produced shit. Frick Bitburger Pisswasser.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Zero impact or influence in the beer threads
    I don't drink kirin to post about it. I drink kirin when kirin is available. Which usually is at karaoke or at bonchon.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to try yebisu so I can just be like Misato-san

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's my least favorite but it's still pretty good.
      They do brewer tours which is cool too.
      I went to the kirin brewery in Yokohama, the tour is only in japanese usually (I think they have english tour guides if you make a reservation though) and that one was awesome. They give you free tastes, including samples of the beer partway through production, so you get an idea how it changes through the process, which was unique and interesting

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I want to drink yebisu alone in my apartment until I pass out for the true katsuragi experience

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