>bread was discovered around 14,500 years ago in modern-day Jordan
>the sandwich was invented in the late 1700's in England
It literally took humanity over 10,000 years to discover that you can put other foods between bread and eat it.
>bread was discovered around 14,500 years ago in modern-day Jordan
No. It took 10000 years to have an asshole greedy and powerful enough to brand it.
bingo
"bread+meat/veg/cheese/condiment" is the staple of pretty much every cuisine ever. most cultures use flatbread tbf.
what did we call it for 10,000 years?
"bread and _______"
we have no recipe from that time period that confirm this
>that tree that fell in the forest with no one around? it didn't make a sound
creationist logic
I'm writing a novel and one or my wordy expositions describes how toast was so easily reproducible an invention that the next thing that to be invented was patent law.
We think alike, Anon.
>tantalise all of it's inhabitants
its, not it's
the possessive doesn't use an apostrophe
>he invented it so he could keep playing cards without getting his fingers greasy
what a gamer
Here’s your (you) babe
my guess would be that it takes a certain level of refinement to come up with the idea of putting messy food between two pieces of bread to not get dirty. A culture like pic related cannot come up with this idea.
we were building elaborate temples while northern Europeans were still living in caves
What were americans doing?
unironically building pyramids n sheit
No you weren't lol. You were being invaded by white people who built those temples to enforce your slave religion.
Now do it with modern day
Those were both created by the same people tho?
I see someone has been playing Alan Wake 2.
Then why did your supposedly superior culture lead to India and the rest of the world getting absolutely crushed by Europeans?
boodle fight?
I'm Chinese and I prefer eating bread like I would rice
A bit of bread and a bit of whatever else I'm eating
Not a fan of sandwiches although open faced sandwiches are good
who discovered bread
Jedidiah R. Breadington
So how did they eat it in the past? Just plain?
>bread was discovered around 14,500 years ago
So some guy in Jordan just found a wild piece of bread laying in a jungle somewhere?
Makes you wonder what we'll be eating 10,000 years from now. A grain of rice the size and shape of a baguette, sliced down the middle, with seaweed and an insect-based condiment, and edible rocks sprinkled on the outside of the rice grain? The funny thing is, that will seem like a very obvious food to the people 10,000 years in the future.
Thank you based time traveller.
No wonder you’ve come to our time, that sounds like shit.
Eh. Depending on how reductive you want to get I'd argue that ingredients and the combinations thereof haven't really changed very much since the neolithic revolution but the preparation and proportions have; some Sumerian elite's dinner of roasted lamb with leeks and flatbread isn't very far removed from a steak dinner and I'd be willing to bet that "meat and starch in broth" is as old as agriculture itself despite still going strong to this day.
>edible rocks sprinkled on the outside
my guy salt is technically rock
Jesus christ, they're minerals.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4Nv1qRjJMII
how about now?