It literally looks like an average midwestern dinner. That's not a bad thing btw. These kind of dinners are some of my favorite
That's pale people dinner- some protein, potatoes and little bit of green for loolz.
You could find something like that in UK, Sweden, Germany, Poland, Czechia, Ukraine, Midwest apparently. Good comfy food. It should have a name, but I'm way too esl, to figure something nice out. All I can think of is whitey dinner, north style dinner, dinner of sunburnedables.
Pls figure out something nice, native speaking gentlemen.
Sloppa is too generic and false here, should be something else.
Take pic related. Except take out the gravy, make the meat several tones lighter, take out the peas, mashed-cheese thing and those curlywhirlies, and exchange them for raw broccoli, pumpkin and cucumber. Leave the taters and carrots alone but downgrade the portion size of everything else in half and THAT is what I had for dinner last night. For $30. Am I still pissed off? Abso-fucking-lutely.
>mashed cheese >..mashed cheese >mashed fucking cheese
Americans are something else Jesus Christ >curlywhirlies
Literally nothing is curly in the op pic. I hereby apologise to the world for my country accidentally creating this bizarre nation
He's not wrong, though. The potatoes are underdone, the beef is overdone, and the Yorkshires are from a packet (probably frozen) & the gravy out of a tin. It's a mid-tier effort.
>yorkshire pudding from a packet
I never understood this. Its like frozen pancakes at wal mart. Pre-cooked pasta. Weve reached the end of culinary innovation methinks.
The taters and pud absorb it, and gravy is plentiful usually, you drizzle it on top then you can wipe it up with whatever. If it were a bowl everything would be gravied, and some may not want everything to taste of gravy
Fuck cauliflower
Indeed, fake cabbage doesn’t belong on a roast (or any dish)
When I have been at music festivals in the UK, the queue for the Pieminister food stall is always huge, usually 30 minute queues and you could just walk in any direction and get any chinese noodle, Caribbean jambalaya, whatever international food bullshit you like immediately without waiting.
it might suck but in that sort of environment people will take whatever is available and closest to what they think they'll like. not that anon but once i was at a very small festival with a couple of vendors for several days and must have had the same falafel wrap at least five times (it was lush).
Fucking pleb >parallel >all fit in mouth same way >pick up optimum amount with one stab of the fork >if you can’t use a fork properly you can scoop them up perpendicularly
Trim, proper, elegant, easy to eat >jumbled heap only subhuman would think acceptable >have to squish them into mouth or eat one at a time >trying to pick them up the other way results in one bean at best actually reaching your mouth >makes you look like a moron when trying to eat them
Look out for this on date night when her parents are there, the father is looking to see how you deal with the beans >try and eat as are
You’re never seeing his daughter again >eat one by one
He thinks your a fag but you can be her friend >straighten them beforehand, then consume
You may kiss the bride
Thanks anon, I knew there must be some autism tells in my plating but of course I’m blind to them myself. Mummy and daddy said nothing about the bean alignment, I guess they have a set view of my limitations. The soft bigotry of low expectations… it’s like they have no investment in my future success and happiness.
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Don’t worry anon, I’ve cured my (outwards appearing) autism and I’ll tell you how if you wanna know. It’s hard work private but necessary if you wanna feel moist vaginal walls in this life
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I want to know… I’ve been looking for the cure…
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The cure is… being forced to interact with normalfags every day for a living cos you’ll be homeless if not. Not the answer you were looking for but it worked for me >bet you’re not actually autistic
Hmm >diagnosed at 4 >340 pound a month disability benefits >full time assistant all through school >primary school assigned me “friends” to play with at break time.. honestly broke me a little when I realised that the revolving selection of people that played with me at break that changed every couple weeks weren’t actually my friends >weekly government funded therapy >spent my entire first year of uni not talking to anyone, showered in the early hours of the morning (except on friday/saturday) and shopped at as close to midnight (local closing time) as I could >my “stim” (hate that word but whatever) was clenching my jaw to the point my front teeth are pretty noticeably chipped >also kinda ocd to the point I check every single valuable thing I own is in its rightful place multiple times before I leave the house, check the door is locked multiple times, and that the gas stove is turned off
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>family history of schizophrenia, not diagnosed (but probably would be), more so aurally/olfactory but visual still common enough I often can’t trust my own memories
Blogpost mostly over, but yeah my mental state is fucked, not that anyone talking to me can tell. In fact friends describe me as super social and even a “feminist” despite neither being even slightly true. Basically get into debt, have no familiar support, og friends all leave you to rot and be forced to take the shittest job possible where there’s constant interaction with normans, my below dirt image of myself also somewhat helped in a way. “They think I’m beyond reproach, so what harm is there in acting weird?” Gradually I began to.. hold eye contact, lose all my self consciousness, I literally haven’t felt the slightest shred of social anxiety since coming to the realisation that normalfag opinions don’t matter and never have. I literally strode into a meeting I knew me still having a job relied on and took the time to insult my bitch of a boss for 2 whole hours cos I just don’t care about that thing anymore. You wanna cure autism? Lose everything first, and honestly, I’m happier than I’ve ever been
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Thanks lad but I’ve realised after many years that I’m self conscious because I’m a schizo sperg and not the other way around. I’ve had jobs for a solid 5 years but the constant social pressure gives me violent intrusive thoughts, not social aptitude. Was just holding out hope you had anti autism crystals or something.
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Some anons will tell you certain foods or readily legally available substances or whatever help with it, I didn’t bother to go fully down that rabbit hole but when I did bother researching it (too long ago for me to even remember what the substance was) it seemed if not confirmed certainly not disproven. Extremely vague but go make a thread on /LULZ/ (gross I know) and maybe they’ll know what I’m talking about. Benzos help too and aren’t too hard to get in most cunts. In my country they actually prescribe them specifically for autism, just stay away from ssris, they kill your soul.
I'm 24 now, but I did back when I was 20. I went to a pie mash and eels shop called the castle in camden. The pie and mash were really good but the eels were only ok, kina like a halfway house between the inside of a pork pie and tinned sardines in sunflower oil
Eel shit is just further proof London isn’t British and never has been, I mean try getting them in any other part of the country. If I ever somehow become an mp and run for pm my main selling point will be nuking London… and Bradford... Birmingham, Rotherham, Luton, Hull, Slough, Stoke.. ok the entire midlands, Middlesbrough (which is NY apparently.. I thought we were cool), all of Essex, most of Wales, the whinier parts of Scotland and any bit of Northern Ireland that’s catholic. Also all south and east London.. and significant portions of Leeds and Manchester. Also every Yorkshire city that isn’t Sheffield or York that hasn’t already been mentioned. You know what the entire south east as well
>where live no eel >you savage for no eating eel
Don’t think I’ve ever even seen an eel, we can get ostrich eggs in (one of) our supermarkets, can you?
BBQ eel is a fucking joy though, UK be missing out. Actually, don't start, we don't need you cunts jacking the price up, it's already expensive enough as is. Keep to your mushy pee slop.
British food being bad is literally just a pop culture psyop. Everyone dogpiles on it because they're low IQ monkeys with an innate desire for tribalism but with a crippling fear of conflict that leads them to vent these urges on retarded bullshit that doesn't matter. Then the meme runs out of steam and everyone realizes how retarded they've been acting. But only for like 0.5 seconds before they move onto the next thing, completely blind to the irony. This has already happened with things like pineapple pizza and it will move on to something else in the future.
>British/Irish food is back
Back from what?
Back from being yucky i suppose.
Back again
in bl-aaack!, I hit the sa-aaack!, been to long it's good to be ba-aaack!
Are you trying to impress us with pic related? It's mid tier at best.
Because it doesn't have 15 different flavours of salt?
Ok Randy, it looks better than the usual American slop you clowns post on this board and think it's edible.
It literally looks like an average midwestern dinner. That's not a bad thing btw. These kind of dinners are some of my favorite
That's pale people dinner- some protein, potatoes and little bit of green for loolz.
You could find something like that in UK, Sweden, Germany, Poland, Czechia, Ukraine, Midwest apparently. Good comfy food. It should have a name, but I'm way too esl, to figure something nice out. All I can think of is whitey dinner, north style dinner, dinner of sunburnedables.
Pls figure out something nice, native speaking gentlemen.
Sloppa is too generic and false here, should be something else.
Low blood pressure food
It's called a healthy balanced diet. Try it out
"food"
Take pic related. Except take out the gravy, make the meat several tones lighter, take out the peas, mashed-cheese thing and those curlywhirlies, and exchange them for raw broccoli, pumpkin and cucumber. Leave the taters and carrots alone but downgrade the portion size of everything else in half and THAT is what I had for dinner last night. For $30. Am I still pissed off? Abso-fucking-lutely.
>mashed-cheese thing
I can not understand how someone who struggles to identify food is posting on a food board.
you forgot the curlywhirlies, too
>mashed cheese
>..mashed cheese
>mashed fucking cheese
Americans are something else Jesus Christ
>curlywhirlies
Literally nothing is curly in the op pic. I hereby apologise to the world for my country accidentally creating this bizarre nation
You can't disown us, dad, we disowned you 200 years ago
I thought the same, I mean holy shit how stupid can someone be
have a nice day
-d. Very fucking bad.
>take out the peas
s0y confirmed
He's not wrong, though. The potatoes are underdone, the beef is overdone, and the Yorkshires are from a packet (probably frozen) & the gravy out of a tin. It's a mid-tier effort.
Fuck it that was meant for
>yorkshire pudding from a packet
I never understood this. Its like frozen pancakes at wal mart. Pre-cooked pasta. Weve reached the end of culinary innovation methinks.
>eating peas
s0y confirmed
homosexual fucking tourists.
British food is delicious and complaining about it is a safe-edgy reddit meme.
This looks fucking vile
This at least looks interesting
>safe-edgy reddit meme.
this, only fags too afraid to say nagger cry about cuisine of the isles
Fuck cauliflower
Why don't you fuckers use a bowl? All the gravy is impossible to scoop up off a plate unless you have some bread
The taters and pud absorb it, and gravy is plentiful usually, you drizzle it on top then you can wipe it up with whatever. If it were a bowl everything would be gravied, and some may not want everything to taste of gravy
Indeed, fake cabbage doesn’t belong on a roast (or any dish)
So get some bread, retard.
what are the two circles in the middle?
Yorkshire pudding (don’t ask), it’s basically the same stuff as pancakes but roasted and you fill em with gravy
thank you for the response. i hope you have a good rest of your day.
Roast dinners are so dire
Just very dull heavy food lumped together with gravy on top
When I have been at music festivals in the UK, the queue for the Pieminister food stall is always huge, usually 30 minute queues and you could just walk in any direction and get any chinese noodle, Caribbean jambalaya, whatever international food bullshit you like immediately without waiting.
Says it all. PIES.
>chickens go in
>pies come out
Pies from these kind of places always suck, only decent pies are from farmer markets or market style shops.
Have you actually had one? They’re pretty light compared to say fish n chips or a full english
it might suck but in that sort of environment people will take whatever is available and closest to what they think they'll like. not that anon but once i was at a very small festival with a couple of vendors for several days and must have had the same falafel wrap at least five times (it was lush).
>chinese noodle, Caribbean jambalaya,
those are always shit from stalls
Nice Sunday Roast OP.
Although I do like to chuck the gravy over the veg and spuds too.
Where's the horseradish or colmans?
Yes it’s kinda just separate items but the gravy (not pictured) ties it all together.
Now this looks dire
>10 grams of meat
>green beans aren’t parallel
>Yorkshire.. pizza slices???
Anon stop before you hurt yourself
beans aren’t parallel
I see you are a gentleman of culture
they call OCD what now? GoC?
Wasn't old name just fine?
Fucking pleb
>parallel
>all fit in mouth same way
>pick up optimum amount with one stab of the fork
>if you can’t use a fork properly you can scoop them up perpendicularly
Trim, proper, elegant, easy to eat
>jumbled heap only subhuman would think acceptable
>have to squish them into mouth or eat one at a time
>trying to pick them up the other way results in one bean at best actually reaching your mouth
>makes you look like a moron when trying to eat them
Look out for this on date night when her parents are there, the father is looking to see how you deal with the beans
>try and eat as are
You’re never seeing his daughter again
>eat one by one
He thinks your a fag but you can be her friend
>straighten them beforehand, then consume
You may kiss the bride
Thanks anon, I knew there must be some autism tells in my plating but of course I’m blind to them myself. Mummy and daddy said nothing about the bean alignment, I guess they have a set view of my limitations. The soft bigotry of low expectations… it’s like they have no investment in my future success and happiness.
Don’t worry anon, I’ve cured my (outwards appearing) autism and I’ll tell you how if you wanna know. It’s hard work private but necessary if you wanna feel moist vaginal walls in this life
I want to know… I’ve been looking for the cure…
The cure is… being forced to interact with normalfags every day for a living cos you’ll be homeless if not. Not the answer you were looking for but it worked for me
>bet you’re not actually autistic
Hmm
>diagnosed at 4
>340 pound a month disability benefits
>full time assistant all through school
>primary school assigned me “friends” to play with at break time.. honestly broke me a little when I realised that the revolving selection of people that played with me at break that changed every couple weeks weren’t actually my friends
>weekly government funded therapy
>spent my entire first year of uni not talking to anyone, showered in the early hours of the morning (except on friday/saturday) and shopped at as close to midnight (local closing time) as I could
>my “stim” (hate that word but whatever) was clenching my jaw to the point my front teeth are pretty noticeably chipped
>also kinda ocd to the point I check every single valuable thing I own is in its rightful place multiple times before I leave the house, check the door is locked multiple times, and that the gas stove is turned off
>family history of schizophrenia, not diagnosed (but probably would be), more so aurally/olfactory but visual still common enough I often can’t trust my own memories
Blogpost mostly over, but yeah my mental state is fucked, not that anyone talking to me can tell. In fact friends describe me as super social and even a “feminist” despite neither being even slightly true. Basically get into debt, have no familiar support, og friends all leave you to rot and be forced to take the shittest job possible where there’s constant interaction with normans, my below dirt image of myself also somewhat helped in a way. “They think I’m beyond reproach, so what harm is there in acting weird?” Gradually I began to.. hold eye contact, lose all my self consciousness, I literally haven’t felt the slightest shred of social anxiety since coming to the realisation that normalfag opinions don’t matter and never have. I literally strode into a meeting I knew me still having a job relied on and took the time to insult my bitch of a boss for 2 whole hours cos I just don’t care about that thing anymore. You wanna cure autism? Lose everything first, and honestly, I’m happier than I’ve ever been
Thanks lad but I’ve realised after many years that I’m self conscious because I’m a schizo sperg and not the other way around. I’ve had jobs for a solid 5 years but the constant social pressure gives me violent intrusive thoughts, not social aptitude. Was just holding out hope you had anti autism crystals or something.
Some anons will tell you certain foods or readily legally available substances or whatever help with it, I didn’t bother to go fully down that rabbit hole but when I did bother researching it (too long ago for me to even remember what the substance was) it seemed if not confirmed certainly not disproven. Extremely vague but go make a thread on /LULZ/ (gross I know) and maybe they’ll know what I’m talking about. Benzos help too and aren’t too hard to get in most cunts. In my country they actually prescribe them specifically for autism, just stay away from ssris, they kill your soul.
>"British food is...LE GOOD!"
>Shows the same roasted meats and vegetables every time
No wonder frogs call you "rosbifs" lol
looks hearty, would eat with gratitude and gusto
My dog loved it when I cooked her British cuisine
British mfs will say "nooo it's just in one small village it isn't normal" and then eat eel pie covered in peas lmao
nobody under the age of 50 has eaten eel in the uk
I'm 24 now, but I did back when I was 20. I went to a pie mash and eels shop called the castle in camden. The pie and mash were really good but the eels were only ok, kina like a halfway house between the inside of a pork pie and tinned sardines in sunflower oil
Eel shit is just further proof London isn’t British and never has been, I mean try getting them in any other part of the country. If I ever somehow become an mp and run for pm my main selling point will be nuking London… and Bradford... Birmingham, Rotherham, Luton, Hull, Slough, Stoke.. ok the entire midlands, Middlesbrough (which is NY apparently.. I thought we were cool), all of Essex, most of Wales, the whinier parts of Scotland and any bit of Northern Ireland that’s catholic. Also all south and east London.. and significant portions of Leeds and Manchester. Also every Yorkshire city that isn’t Sheffield or York that hasn’t already been mentioned. You know what the entire south east as well
Forgot to put again after the east London bit, can never be too sure
I'm from the USA and have been eating eel since I was like 9, Brits truly confirmed as shitty savages when it comes to food.
>where live no eel
>you savage for no eating eel
Don’t think I’ve ever even seen an eel, we can get ostrich eggs in (one of) our supermarkets, can you?
fuck off mutt, we all know your diet consists of slurping up nagger cum.
No Brit or North Euro can talk down to me with your shit ass food lmao
Imagine the state of the brown south asian that took the time to make this
Eurocuck's law
Basically committed Mutt's Law and you're not American.
BBQ eel is a fucking joy though, UK be missing out. Actually, don't start, we don't need you cunts jacking the price up, it's already expensive enough as is. Keep to your mushy pee slop.
Why not? Eel is delicious
The chicken didn’t have the usual garlic but it was still good.
5 starches and some roast beef
>bland carbs and dry meat
YUMMY!!!!!
British food being bad is literally just a pop culture psyop. Everyone dogpiles on it because they're low IQ monkeys with an innate desire for tribalism but with a crippling fear of conflict that leads them to vent these urges on retarded bullshit that doesn't matter. Then the meme runs out of steam and everyone realizes how retarded they've been acting. But only for like 0.5 seconds before they move onto the next thing, completely blind to the irony. This has already happened with things like pineapple pizza and it will move on to something else in the future.
blimey calm down mate, have a bread sandwich with some tea and relax
This reads like you gagged at your own pic OP lol who could blame you with those scabby spuds and raw looking carrots.
Fuck me I'd dive right into that
Would.
Phwoar proppa scran. None of this forin muck
>sausage and beans with bread UK
😐
>sausage and beans with bread France
:O
yorkshire pudding tastes like egg
why can't it taste like a delicious dinner roll
How can it taste like egg when it's made with pancake batter and cooked in dripping? Pancakes don't taste like eggs
I can't believe I accidentally deleted my bri'ish food gore folder