Bulk Eggs

I'm single and starting to buy 90pks of Eggs from Sam's Club. Worth the savings and they last a long time. You should too. Pic related. It's the eggs from Sam's.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    anything else youd like to say mr hogan?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I eat eggs within 30 minutes of them falling out of my hens ass. Nothing like cracking a warm egg over a hot cast iron pan with grass feed butter and eating it on a slice of dark rye toast with Tabasco.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Use canola next time. You can high temp cook them real fast and make them much crispier.

      anything else youd like to say mr hogan?

      How the hell did you know Paul is a actual relative of mine? Freaky.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        When you start keeping track of time, time with keep track of you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i dont, i just know hulk hogan used to eat sixty boiled eggs a day when training

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Oh... Hulk Hogan. Terry Bolea or something. No, I am related to Paul Hogan.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >canola
        kys sneed drinker

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Superior to butter in this usage and healthier buddyboy. Go be fat somewhere else.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Buffoon

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Fatty McFatso

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it's not and you're setting off my israelitedar for even making such a claim

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >you should too
    Nice try, wholesale shill

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how many eggs do you eat per day anon?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have eaten 48 in a night in my life. That was alot. I could have eaten more but I ran out. Normally I only have 4 or 6 a day.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How much does the 90 pack of eggs cost?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Use to cost less than a dollar a dozen just a few weeks ago. Now it's 13 dollars for 90.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i feel like this is a big meme, did all the battery hens just die through a bird flu only america knows about? why are the eggs so expensive

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's not a meme. A few weeks ago I got a dozen eggs for 92c from Lidl. I use to get them from Costco but they got expensive. They also don't have the large box.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    14 dollars for 90 eggs. Shit boys. I might start taking the egg pill. I already buy rice in bulk. I could be eating for the same price as a true third worlder.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >buy 90 pack
    >charge $2 for 2 eggs, scrambled
    >make $180
    >buy 90 pack of eggs
    >charge $2 for 2 eggs, scrambled
    >make $180
    >buy 90 pack of eggs
    >...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you OK anon?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you're missing out if you're not minmaxing your egg sales.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >?????
      >Profit!

      Is that what you're trying to say, new friend?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ad infinitum, anon.
        i just made $360 in that post.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      congratulations, you figured out the business model of a restaurant.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >$2 for eggs sounds like an okay deal, but the eggman didn't have a plate or anything, just scooped the eggs into my hands. i probably won't be going back unless there's a coupon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's just a regular business model you doofus.

      https://i.imgur.com/kQvHRFT.jpg

      I'm single and starting to buy 90pks of Eggs from Sam's Club. Worth the savings and they last a long time. You should too. Pic related. It's the eggs from Sam's.

      Good deal, and I go through like 8 eggs a day.
      None local, though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick. IHOP is literally stealing from us bro. Someone should sue them over this it’s actually pissing me off the more I think about it

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do eggs need to be refrigerated? It’s not like they will hatch if they aren’t.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      because leaving food out is tacky.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ketchup is food. But it does not need to be in the fridge. It’s like refrigerating sugar.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          imagine not putting your sugar in a cupboard.

          congratulations, you figured out the business model of a restaurant.

          That's just a regular business model you doofus.

          [...]
          Good deal, and I go through like 8 eggs a day.
          None local, though.

          >That's just a regular business model you doofus
          and?

          >$2 for eggs sounds like an okay deal, but the eggman didn't have a plate or anything, just scooped the eggs into my hands. i probably won't be going back unless there's a coupon.

          >he's never heard of reusable dishes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It depends on what part of the world you're in. The US and Canada require shit and other hen fluids be washed off of eggs before they can be sold commercially. This removes a protective layer the egg has that keeps pathogens out. In other parts of the world, selling eggs with shit on them is normal so there's no need to clean the eggs. As a result, the protective layer is kept intact and the eggs can be stored for a while without refrigeration. People in those places (hopefully) wash their eggs right before cracking them.
      If you're in the US and Canada, you can buy eggs directly from a farmer, complete with shit and other fluids on the egg, including the protective layer. Or you can raise your own chickens.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    we dining good tonight, egg sisters

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >grapes with scrambled eggs

      might be good

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        we eat olives to put hair on our chests in this house mister

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Those are obviously grapes.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The avian flu is going around again.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Refrigerate eggs
    Do Americans really?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, for reasons you would understand if you read the thread.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cheap eggs are shit
    light yellow yolks are god awful
    get the good dark orange yolks
    theyre better and have more nutrition in them
    dont skimp on the eggs

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