bushmeat

>record scratch
>freeze frame
>yep, that's me. you're probably wondering how i got into this situation.
any hunters here? what's the weirdest thing you ever ate?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's moose fetus soup.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Clearly a feetus

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fricked in the pussy*

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i hunt but i don't normally take two of anything let alone meese (rabbits don't count)

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How are hunters confident that the animals they consume aren't carrying some heinous disease?
    This isn't the hunter-gatherer age, so say what you will about factory-farmed meat but all those antibiotics and other stuff they administer to their stocks is for a reason and every now and then there is an outbreak of Mad Cow or Avian Flu the producers will holocaust the entire stable/pen to prevent spread and food supply contamination. Plus there's USDA inspectors, as underpaid and overworked as they are, present at slaughterhouses. With wild game, there is nothing.

    I wouldn't want to risk parasitic colonization or dying from Chronic Wasting Disease because I made sausage from the wrong deer:

    https://www.wvtm13.com/article/deadly-deer-hunters-alabama-cwd/60540343

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We have this thing called cooking, wherein you heat up a foodstuff to higher temperatures than bacteria can survive for long enough that they all die. Don't eat game meat rare, duh.

      Nothing beyond prions is going to survive a boiling stewpot. And if prions are what you're worried about you shouldn't be eating any ruminant meat period.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What an absolute moron
      The outbreaks occur because of factory farming you absolute mongoloid, they’re crowding thousands of animals into a space that’s far too small, of course disease outbreaks will occur. How can you be so fricking stupid to not understand this?
      Nobody administered antibiotics to animals for literally thousands of fricking years because it wasn’t necessary, the only reason it became necessary was after industrialization and factory farming became the main method of farming meat.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Did you really get 2 tags?
    doubt it, i'm guessing two people hunting together or he's REALLY far from game warden country because those guys are like spec op bush ninjas

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I feel kinda bad for the hekkin moosarinos.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mother Nature will remember how you murdered her children and ate their flesh.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She can file it between the fact I shit down a tube built out of compressed clay materials mined from the Earth and transported across three countries and how many species' habitat my house took away.

      Harm minimization is bullshit cope, go an prim or frick off.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what a moronic take. 2016 really turned the entire world into completely brainless extremists.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Most hunters are the biggest conservationists you'll ever meet and do more to preserve nature than an vegantard will ever do.
      What you seem to forget is humans are and always were part of the ecosystem and when we remove ourselves it causes damage.
      VA has 100 deer/ square mile when the maximum the area can support without damage is 20 because some morons restricted hunting, this is causing other animals and plants to become endangered

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This, being a hunter/fisher and spending weeks alone with nature every year actually made me far more environmentally conscious whereas I never gave a frick before. I don't buy into the carbon bullshittery but I avoid plastics, clean up wilderness while I'm there and don't needlessly buy shit that pollutes.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          reasonable and really all you can do.
          carbon is just a scam to take money and cripple our economy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You can't murder animals and pretend you care about nature. You can't conserving nature is the opposite of being a conservative.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Animals murder each other all the time, that's what nature is. And if people don't hunt deer they'll overbreed and starve.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          man you really are moronic and incapable of extrapolating beyond what is spoon fed to you.
          nature has a balance, if you remove predators herbivores overpopulate and decimate the saplings then the land become barren and the soil drys out and turns into a desert then everything dies.
          This isn't a theory its fact and we've seen it happen and is precisely why we reintroduced wolves to Yellowstone park.
          Humans were always one of the main predators that kept thing in balance so stupid shit like picrel doesn't happen which is currently staring out all the other herbivores

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            pic related wouldn't happen naturally its happening BECAUSE of humans, the lack of predators have nothing to do with it.
            If there weren't vast stretches of grass everywhere deer wouldn't be overpopulated to begin with. humans created the perfect ecosystem for deer to thrive in. Predators just keep populations spread out instead of clumped together.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              you really can't grasp that humans are part of the ecosystem, you have some weird dissociative thing happening where you think you are some kind of outside spectator on a alien planet or are some kind of time traveler and you're trying to not contaminate the timeline.

              bro you are a animal just like every other on this planet and we've been intertwined for hundreds of thousands of years

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                We're sapient and that means we have the power to engineer the world on a scale nothing else that lives on the planet can dream of. You can't shit about on your black box that sends electrical signals halfway across the planet before you go off to drive your metal box powered by hydrocarbon-fueled explosions and then pretend you're exactly on the same level as the ape that shits from trees. We frick shit up.

                You can fart around and tell yourself your industrial lot is a perfectly natural habitat because one beetle scurries by your foot and huff that copium until you die, but I'm not sticking my head in the sand and pretending. We either get to be stewards of the Earth or we deserve to have our shit collapse so we end up being 'just another part of the ecosystem' aka shitting apes in the trees. One or the other, not both whenever it's most convenient.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Everythings black and white with you frickwits and that's why your intentions never translate to positive results. Go build a gulag for some successful farmers to die in or something, moron.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                his brain is malnourished from a vegan diet, don't bother trying to argue

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >muh nuance
                this was after someone argued that hunters are the only thing preventing ecological collapse lol

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >uhm, excuse me? is that a heckin EXTREME POSITION on Culinaly of all places? you march right up to the principal's office right now mister!!
                i'd take a million an prim frickwads over a single one of you, cuckold

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/sOUDPBi.jpeg

                you really can't grasp that humans are part of the ecosystem, you have some weird dissociative thing happening where you think you are some kind of outside spectator on a alien planet or are some kind of time traveler and you're trying to not contaminate the timeline.

                bro you are a animal just like every other on this planet and we've been intertwined for hundreds of thousands of years

                Semi-based, semi-moronic
                The scale to which we have fricked with ecosystems is disastrous and unsustainable. This is true.
                However, we are part of the planet, therefore the ability we have to affect the planet is also natural. This is true.
                The problem is human beings need to find a balance. We are a natural part of the ecosystem, therefore, even the things we do like building infrastructure, hunting, farming are all natural parts of the order of the world. However, when we get to the point of outright raping nature, we need to be able to see that and take a step back.

                Both are right. Both are wrong. The snake that eats its own tail is happy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Every hunter I've ever met has been a gigaboomer who wants the oil industry to drill everywhere, they don't give a shit about conserving as long as they get theirs and they'll ignore the mine tailing bioaccumulation until they die of alzheimer's.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ok but boomers in general are fricked, younger hunters are more nuanced (unless you're American in which case my condolences)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          that's the thing i just don't understand about rethuglicans: they're all for rural living and being closer to nature...except when there's a company that wants to extract resources there and genocide all the fauna in the area in the process, because then they get on their knees and fellate that corporate wiener hard.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Its almost as if its a false dichotomy and there is insanity on both sides...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >VA has 100 deer/ square mile when the maximum the area can support without damage is 20 because some morons restricted hunting, this is causing other animals and plants to become endangered

        Wow I wonder what the original cause of this prey animal population explosion is. Surely it can't just be restricted hunting? I wonder if there was already a natural mechanism in place that the hunters possibly interfered with or outright removed?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          farmers and ranchers usually

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          again we are not aliens that just appeared on this planet, humans have always been there hunting, even more so back before agriculture took over as our main food source

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You have a poor understanding of evolutionary ecology and it's not worth discussing it any further with you.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              you want us to be "stewards of the Earth" but don't believe in culling overpopulated species that are destroying the ecosystem?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Think for yourself

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        imagine the collateral you could get with a barrett .50 cal

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          not much actually .50 deflects instantly, i have a gif of someone shooting peeps (marshmallow bunnies) is it only makes it through like 3 before flies off to the side

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          found it and food related because peeps

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Midwit post
        Most of the US, especially the coasts, have had their predator populations absolutely BTFO over the course of the last 200 years because wolves and bears are scary.
        The prey population explodes because Americans decided to shoot all the predators in the first place. The grizzly population in California (their fricking flag has a grizzly on it, if you somehow didn’t know) is extinct bc Californians didn’t want to deal with them wandering into town.

        Humans preventing prey explosions is probably necessary now, but it certainly wasn’t an issue before we showed up. Realistically, even if the populations explode, the cycle would eventually normalize after a few dozen years of starvation events and predator population explosions. This cycle is naturally part of every ecosystem anyways. Humans just fricked caused the cycle to have higher ups and downs by destabilizing it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >because wolves and bears are scary.
          you've become so detached from reality so quickly its actually insane, bears and wolves are not pets, they are a apex predator that were and still are a actual threat to human life not just from outright hunting and killing us but also wiping out our livestock so we starve to death. They didn't want to kill wolves they HAD TO

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            post reads like a rancher's PR firm

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >detached from reality
            It’s wild that you think they encroached on our territory when it was literally the other way around, and apparently I’m detached for actually understanding this.
            They aren’t a threat to farms at the present day, we can produce and maintain electric fences, which absolutely BTFO large predators. If anything, small predators are more problematic (ferrets, weasels, that type of shit) to farms because they actually can circumvent electric fencing and attack fowl.
            Large predators are also easily BTFO by firearms, which cuckolds think are bad. Unless you actively frick with bear cubs, most of them will be terrified even just by the sound of a firearm. You’d have to be a literal untermensch to get fricked by wolves because you can just climb a tree, and if you have a gun, scare them off by shooting into the air or BTFOing the largest one which will scatter the rest.

            Only animal that’s actually terrifying is a mountain lion, because you don’t see them coming. Bears and wolves are only scary to a literal moron, case in point, as I wrote this in such simple terms that even you could figure it out.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              its that way NOW because we did exactly what you said we didn't need to do, picrel is still happening in remote areas and the webm in

              not much actually .50 deflects instantly, i have a gif of someone shooting peeps (marshmallow bunnies) is it only makes it through like 3 before flies off to the side

              is happening is cities all across the south and make no mistake boars are probably one of the most dangerous animals in north America and a bolt action .30-06 isn't going to help in this situation.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >russia
                A frozen hellhole =/= America no matter how you frame it. Also a country where firearms are strictly illegal, by the way. Nobody in that village had a gun lying around that wasn’t illegally taken from an abandoned Soviet installation.
                Also, shotguns exist. Nobody asked human beings to inhabit a fricking swamp full of poisonous snakes, boars, and crocodiles. We chose to.

                Not him but notice how civilised countries don't have wolves and tigers roaming around wildly.
                In Japan, for example, they've been extinct for a very long time.

                If your idealized version of society is Japanese, you’re probably gay also.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Not him but notice how civilised countries don't have wolves and tigers roaming around wildly.
              In Japan, for example, they've been extinct for a very long time.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >starve to death
            Who do you think you're fooling on this one, like honestly

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >one loss election to commies later

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >takes a photo of a dying animal instead of finishing the job
    Piece of shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's messed up 🙁

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hunt rabbits and once I ate the liver, it was fricking gross. Chicken liver is nice but it's not weird and I don't chase chickens.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You're just jealous he's having sex and you're not.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nothin' too weird. Tag a duck or two, call it a day.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is there anything more aesthetic than blood splatter on fresh snow?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Gayest post I've seen in a long time, thx anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you're welcome. here's some more animals i epically pwned.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        any new kills? that's some old ass pics

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >i epically pwned
        any gay with a gun could kill animals. Powertripping loser

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          animals spawned simultaneously with humans. should have started crafting right away. fricking dead loosers lmao.
          gun goes pew pew pew

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you are one insane hillbilly

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Wtf? I want to hunt lemurs now.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how does moose taste?
    i've had deer once and dont remember much of it because my friend's boomer dad overcooked the shit out of it
    for me, it's bison but that doesn't count cuz i can get it at wally world

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Downing 2 meese at once in the backcountry
    I want to see the recovery effort. Need a couple pickups for all that meat.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Walrus meat was the best thing I ever ate. Seals are really nice too. I want to eat polar bear some day, they're getting overpopulated, so hunting one down would be a good deed as far as I'm concerned

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is the blood from game animals safe to cook with? Could you bleed a couple gallons for some soup and sausages?

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