>buy bag of potatoes. >4 days later every one has eyes. >throw out untouched bag

>buy bag of potatoes
>4 days later every one has eyes
>throw out untouched bag
so fricking sick of buying potatoes

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Eat it anyways homosexual. You're weak and gay

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love poopin and shittin

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's a male

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you're a male

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, you've got mail.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          DNA test results showing Y chromosomes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Some men just have long hair it doesn't make them a troon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        True, but those glasses and nose rings make him look like a mentally ill homosexual trying to appear feminine.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          + hair dye

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Skrillex did it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You can get away with strange behavior if you're a rockstar.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you have to store them properly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      theyre in a dark pantry

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ywnbaw

        Chapstick, you need it more than you need attention, which is to say, you are in dire need of chapstick

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >chapstick
          That homie needs to shave his chin and trim all the fried doll hair. He would immediately look much better. And that looks like a meth pipe burn on the lip.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you have so many ugly women with potatoes?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >women
          anon, recalibrate your peepers

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/mXCgCkp.jpeg

            they kinda gross me out. if theyre small ill be ok withh them but when its every potato in the bag....different story

            [...]
            >potat
            filename

            Why do you have so many pictures of trannies with potatoes?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              i have others with potatoes as well

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          taters easy to shape and turn into cramming devices

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can't you cut eyes off? Or are they like mold where if it's on the surface it's already throughout the whole body already?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What is this, korea? Why do you hate your eyes so much?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's better you don't know

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that's why you buy frozen potatoes. they are fine and last forever.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Then stop buying potatoes. Simple as.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >so fricking sick of buying potatoes
    It's not just Potatoes, I have have found this with many fruit and veg items.
    They hold them in warehouses and sometimes artificially age them with Gas, it's just a ploy to increase turnover.

    I remember my parents (I'm 58) buying large sacks of spuds and they would last weeks, now you are lucky if they don't start sprouting after a few days.

    Also - What's with the troony pictures?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do you grow any plants? I haven’t tried growing taters but I’m expanding strawberry production this year (hoping for 50lbs).

      I should go to the farmer’s market more often but I never feel like I’m getting a good deal.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Where do you live? Here in Canada I usually buy a big sack of potatoes once a month or so and can't remember the last time I had big eyes growing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yes anon, we know that when you live in a frozen tundra it is very easy to conserve food

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Your potatoes are sprayed with a chemical to stop them from sprouting. If you live in a non-shithole (EU) country, your potatoes start sprouting eyes after a couple days in the pantry.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          they could get potatoes from the USA
          food in canada was better across the board from what we get down here when i visited
          shame what happened to the place

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          These are potat I bought from the store, but in the summer and fall my potatoes come from local markets or my garden and I'm usually still eating local potatoes st Christmas which I bought or harvested in September October and they don't start growing eyes. It's usually only when one has been forgotten lost in a corner for 4 or 5 months getting into spring that I'll find eyes growing. It sounds like you mostly get sold old potatoes.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what a waste of food. as long as they haven't gone soft or green, the potatoes are perfectly fine; just knock off the eyes with your finger nail.

    bitching about the old days while throwing away food - the old days would have slapped you for it.

    in the future, store them in the dark, and away from apples or aliums. you could always plant them too.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Keep them in a dark cool area, peel them before cooking. You don't even have to peel them completely just brush them. It's not rocket surgery.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You need to make one to represent baked potato enjoyers.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How does your status as a stoner affect your enjoyment of potatoes?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >lust provoking image
      anon... I don't know how to tell you this...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Don't mince words, I'm a big boy

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            nah this is a woman, you guys are just brainrotted so you see trannies on every corners.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              And Briana Wu is woman too, isn't she?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Briana Woo?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Autism

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just cut them off are you serious? You also throw out cheese with mold?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    potatoes are best like your mom. purchased loose.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I keep my potatoes in my fridge

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I thought you weren't sposta do that. Is that okay to do that? the yumidity doesn't get to them?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like a conspiracy to get you to buy potatoes more often. Fridge is best way to store them

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's all about time.
        When stored in the fridge in potatoes over time the starch is decomposed into sugar -in other words they become weirdly sweet.
        But that takes a while and happens gradually, a few weeks are usually fine in the fridge.

        that's just the potato trying to grow roots again. it's a good thing it means it's still bioactive and resisting fungus and such. it's only a problem if you let too many of them grow because they're sucking all the nutrients out of the potato. just cut them off, pansy

        As soon as the potato is growing roots the solanine content explodes. Solanine definitely is not a healthy substance, hency why you should always cut away green spots or if the whole tato is green better throw it away, or at least only eat limited quantities of them.
        But if they just started growing you can just cut them away, it#s all a matter of dosage.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that's just the potato trying to grow roots again. it's a good thing it means it's still bioactive and resisting fungus and such. it's only a problem if you let too many of them grow because they're sucking all the nutrients out of the potato. just cut them off, pansy

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You have to eat them soon because potatoes are sentient beings that have been kidnapped and knocked out. If they sit too long they wake up and open their eyes.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stop storing them in warm areas, if your pantry is above 70 them put the potatoes in the fridge. Furthermore, if you eat your potatoes instead of letting them sit around you wouldnt have this problem...

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why not just buy the amount of potatoes you need instead of a whole bag?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Potatoes by the bag at Aldi are cheaper than loose potatoes at Ralphs. Shrug emoji.

      https://i.imgur.com/k30HGzd.jpeg

      >buy bag of potatoes
      >4 days later every one has eyes
      >throw out untouched bag
      so fricking sick of buying potatoes

      Yes, I DO keep picrel in my pantry at all times. Fresh potatoes are great and highly versatile but sometimes you just want mashed taters ASAP.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Plant them in the ground, make baby potatoes.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What are you eyephobic?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they kinda gross me out. if theyre small ill be ok withh them but when its every potato in the bag....different story

      These are potat I bought from the store, but in the summer and fall my potatoes come from local markets or my garden and I'm usually still eating local potatoes st Christmas which I bought or harvested in September October and they don't start growing eyes. It's usually only when one has been forgotten lost in a corner for 4 or 5 months getting into spring that I'll find eyes growing. It sounds like you mostly get sold old potatoes.

      >potat
      filename

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just slice off the eyes and soft spots, homosexual. Or plant them.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a whole corner on the darkweb about the theme "Men dressed like ugly women holding or surrounded by potatoes"?
    What's going on here?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't kink shame.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I don't recall allowing you to (You) me

    Idiot

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The heat of the colon cooks the potatoes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      not really, you need to get the potato to about 205-210 degrees F

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        sous vide

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I keep mine in some brown paper in a cardboard box in a drawer. They stay fine for a month at least. Keeping other veggies nearby can offgas some stuff to make them bad, I read.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just peel them, you stupid homosexual.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I store mine in the fridge and they last for weeks before developing eyes.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You've got a veg prep knife? Potato eyes are no problem at all.
    Don't throw them out until they're actually rotting, and then only when it's so much that you can't cut the bit out. Potatoes last really well if you can keep them in a cool dark dry place.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Your nose has more spots than those potatoes.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Keep them in the dark, but aired, and far away from onions, bananas. Rub off eyes if they appear.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shit, I'm not supposed to store them near onions?

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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