>called Paris Baguette. >Doesn't actually sell baguettes

>called Paris Baguette
>Doesn't actually sell baguettes
?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Right? And one wonders what sort of Faustian deal they struck to have expanded so quickly. We've got ten of the fuckers in my area in the last few years.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >In 2022 a boycott of Paris Baguette took off after a worker at a Pyeongtaek factory was fatally crushed by a sauce mixing machine. Shortly before the incident another worker at the factory had sustained an injury to their hand from a production machine
    Enjoy your mystery ingredients

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So it's run like a Chinese factory? must be cheap

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Paris Baguette
    seems like a french poofta version of greggs

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You sure about that?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been to several locations
      Maybe it exists, but they don't commonly carry it.
      Its mostly just weird disgusting pastries like sugary garlic bread and sweets

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They sell out in the first couple hours

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I highly doubt a bunch of Koreans are patiently waiting for Paris Baguette to open so they can rush in and buy up all the Baguettes

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            They only make a small number because of autism about freshness

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Paris Baguette
              >autism about freshness
              Is this bait?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                They replace the high volume product periodically throughout the day and only make small amounts at opening of the low volume products as is standard in Korean bakeries. You don't have to like Korean/asian style baked goods but they are extremely anal about when things are put out.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wheat flour
      >contains wheat
      I hate America so go damn much. Please iran nuke us after you nuke pissrael

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    corea eat cat

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Asian bakery without good tea, obviously doesn't have good coffee either. Pastries are better than 85c but worse than TLJ. 2/5

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something about the decor is off putting. I didn't have to know anything about it to feel how inauthentic it was. It looks like the mcdonalds of bakeries.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Koreans literally have the absolute worst sense of interior design.
      There's a Korean bubble tea place in my neighbourhood that literally looks like a fucking hospital-stroke-weird cult. White walls, white floors, white furniture. Unfortunately I can't find a pic of it OTI since I don't even know how to describe it besides "it looks like the interior design of the clone trooper planet from Star Wars."

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MV_Sewol
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_beauty_standards

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >one joint == all of korea
        gawd I can sense the melanin in this post

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          alright v-tech shooter we get it you're a homosexual korean

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Embarrassing if true

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >create an in joke with gf about Paris Baguette being pronounced Paree Bagee
    >Break up
    >Certain that one day I will slip up and pronounce it that way and sound like a retard

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats why u dont talk to ur gf

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My ex and I call Popeyes "Affirming the Papacy."
      Popeyes
      Pope yes

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow that's incredibly gay

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          How I met your Mother tier

          Filthy Protestants will never inherit the Kingdom.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How I met your Mother tier

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The trick to enjoying places like Paris Baguette is to not think of them as French (they aren't)

    Think of them as a Korean person's idea of what French stuff would be like, if that Korean person had only seen pictures and had to do their best to reconstruct French pastry traditions

    In this light, it's actually kind of interesting and not terrible

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be korean/Japanese
    >go to Paris
    >see a black person
    >become so depressed you have a nice day

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Relatable, I feel that asian brothers pain.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do they sell Paris ?

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They do sell them you fucking moron.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, they sell baguettes. At least the ones in Korea do. But if you buy one, they'll try to cut it up for you unless you tell them to fuck off. Why the fuck would I buy a baguette and then have you chop it the fuck up, and in some fucking machine no less?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh and they also sell shit like this, and garlic bread coated in fucking sugar. And hot dog wieners wrapped in fucking tortillas. I swear, it's like some little child saw a picture of food once and tried to recreate it. "A salad? Quick, grab a green crayon and start shaving it. Same same!"

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        your picrelated is pretty delicious though.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      All jokes aside you pic related isn't a baguette, its a Pan. A baguette is slimmer and less gurthier.
      t. Been to france 7 times, travelled every region of france.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shove it up your ass

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Pan
        My brother in Christ you've been to Spain

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >But if you buy one, they'll try to cut it up for you unless you tell them to fuck off.
      The target audience is a bored vapid influencer from Banpo who is going to arrange the slices around an aisuamericano and a tiny eiffel tower she bought just for that purpose, post 34 pictures, eat 1 and bin the rest

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