>called red delicious. >the absolute worst apple in existence

>called red delicious
>the absolute worst apple in existence

What gives?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they used to be delicious

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      and blue believe it or not

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And they used to have cocaine in them back in the 70s

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they still are.

      https://i.imgur.com/IOThbu7.jpg

      >called red delicious
      >the absolute worst apple in existence

      What gives?

      they're the only supermarket apple i like

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        do you collect social security checks?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        fuji or pink lady

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t.pathetic tastelet

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Called "god's chosen apples"
    >They are the most unholy apples in existence.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who the FUCK is Granny Smith anyway?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's [redacted]

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's too bitter to eat as-is yet a poor imitation of a Bramley.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What do they taste like? those are some ugly fucking exteriors tbqh with you m8.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      grandmother of Sneed Smith

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will I troon out if I like Pink Lady?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no but they're not that good.
      Macintosh is the goat.
      Cortland is a slightly more sour clone of mac.
      Gala is good if mac is not your thing.

      You WILL troon out if you keep eating Honey Crisp though

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not jazz
        ngmi

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >jazz

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            so is he dead now or what happened to that little nagger

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >he
              wtf? How does "he" have bazonkas like that?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            How hard do you think his brother fucks him

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              kys

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        pink lady's are way better than gaylas

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pink lady and honey crisp are top tier.
          Galas are good. Red "'delicious"" are fucking rancid.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Agree with this tbh. Galas can't compete with those two on flavor or tartness, but they're still good, consistent, and cheap.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >eats anything other than Granny Smith

        I can smell your tofu from here

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Macoun is the best eating apple.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kanzi and Pink Lady are the absolute basic bitch apples

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How are Honeycrisp and Gala not the basic bitch apples?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          they are less basic. at least where I live

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you troon out I'll suck your dick.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're my favorite and I haven't.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The "delicious" bit is just for marketing.
    The funny bit is that people eat those things. Good joke!

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, it's Red.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    no apple exists but braeburn. the others are just plots to confuse you.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no apple exists but braeburn
      aren't braeburn apples used to make cider? they're not really good for eating.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I used to eat like 5 a day when I lived next to a fruit market. They are perfect eating apples. Nothing can compete.

        >no apple exists but braeburn
        Bramleys also exist. (I've got the tree to prove it.)
        They're great for making pies and sauces.

        post tree

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >post tree
          You couldn't see anything right now. It's the middle of the night.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Braeburns are fine for eating. Reasonable taste when at the right stage.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no apple exists but braeburn
      Bramleys also exist. (I've got the tree to prove it.)
      They're great for making pies and sauces.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    would take a red delicious over a honeycrisp any day

    opal is the best anyway, even tho they kinda sucked this year. they were all small and mealy

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >local white people grocery store stocks like 30 different varieties of apples
    >but they're almost all over a dollar per apple, some over 2 dollars
    >no cheaper bulk options, can only buy by the per-apple price

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's gala and fuji

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So these are the pretty looking apples they served at claim jumpers

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >in existence
    No, because NDEs are actually solid proof of life after death, because anyone can have them if they come close to and survive death. And they are so extremely real to those who have them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U00ibBGZp7o

    As this NDEr described their NDE:

    >"Now, what heaven looks like? 'OMG' doesn't even describe how beautiful this place is. Heaven is, there are no words. I mean, I could sit here and just not say anything and just cry, and that would be what heaven looks like. There are mountains of beauty, there are things in this realm, you can't even describe how beautiful this place is. There are colors you can't even imagine, there are sounds you can't even create. There are beauties upon this world that you think are beautiful here. Amplify it over there times a billion. There are, it's incredibly beautiful, there's no words to describe how beautiful this place is, it's incredibly gorgeous."

    And importantly, even dogmatic skeptics have this reaction, because the NDE convinces everyone:
    https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/mysteries-consciousness/202204/does-afterlife-obviously-exist

    So anyone would be convinced if they had an NDE, we already know this, no one's skepticism is unique.

    >muh brain chemistry

    Neuroscientists are convinced by NDEs too. What do skeptics think they understand that neuroscientists do not?

    >muh DMT causes it

    Scientifically refuted already, and NDErs who have done DMT too say that the DMT experience, while alien and really cool and fun, was still underwhelming to the point of being a joke when compared to the NDE.

    And NDErs say that the multiverse is real and all worlds and possibilities exist. So logically, there are more disgusting apples out there.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So logically, there are more disgusting apples out there

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So logically, there are more disgusting apples out there.
      I'd wager there aren't. Of all types of existence red delicious are the absolute bottom of taste and texture.
      On the bright side, while we got shafted on the multiversal apple front, its all up from here.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      NDEs are just your conscience dealing with your brain shutting off, schizo

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a stealth mlp thread?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit I see it.
      FUCK

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    where do you even buy these anymore?

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you folks ever tried black diamond apples?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      blapples

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        brapples

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      great, so now even the apples have to be black. when will it stop?!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      great, so now even the apples have to be black. when will it stop?!

      >Red Delicious - A Netflix Original

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nummy anthocyanin

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ebony Apple Alert. Does it taste like watermelons? That would be pretty cool.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, but their shape looks suHispaniciously like they're closely related to the fucking red/yellow Delicious variety.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      these would be pleasantly wonderful for HALLLLOOOWW EEEEN
      just for decoration

      blapples

      amusing

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    But have you tried cramming it into an apple pie?

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Empires and envy's all day. Golden delicious is also nice. Just finished making 16lbs of Empires into apple sauce, it is amazing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >into apple sauce, it is amazing
      So how'd you do it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        for every six pounds of peeled, cored apples squeeze one lemon, add half cup of apple cider, 1/4 cup of brown sugar, and cinnamon to taste. Cook it all together at a low boil for 1/2 an hour and purree in a food processor. I can it in quart jars because freezer space is at a premium but it also freezes very well.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    apples suck and Johnny Appleseed was a homosexual

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      fuck OFF pearnagger

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Just bought a bunch of Gala apples
    >They're mealy and awful
    should I just throw them away?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that sucks m8. are you victim of online grocery shopping or something? this hasn't happened to me yet but I'm worried it will eventually.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, I bought them in a small town grocery store. I figured I would be safe because they were grown nearby and they are in season, but I was wrong. At least the Pink Lady and Jazz apples I bought are pretty good.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    quality of course. this is for all food? same thing with green grapes, it's a lot more watery lately.

    you gotta be better at picking your fruits. i would guess color is a good indicator of quality (not talking about freshness). don't want pale looking red.

    same with grapes, you want it bright green and not a translucent/pale green. takes experience, it's not all about price.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Personally i'm a fan of the grand galloping gala apple

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this a stealth mlp thread?

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apples are constantly changing in taste/texture, I don't even know which kind I like anymore.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not a top tier apple by any means but RDs are actually overhated. Good ones absolutely do exist, at least for the kind of crowd who can appreciate the relative subtlety of Galas.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    pears > apples

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Come on. Pears are best in salads. Not the kind of fruit that can compete with apples, or even try to.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      only when they're so ripe juices start spilling over the moment you cut or bite in them.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >greenland
    >it's an ice hellhole
    so many cases

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was done on purpose to trick people into settling it. Greenland was literally a scam.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    we named it wrong on purpose... as a joke.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chosen one!

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Northern Spy is my personal favorite, with Wolf River being one of my least. Damn thing tasted like grass clippings

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wolf river are for cooking. They make really good apple chips. I like em in pies or pie filling.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if it really was delicious they wouldn't need to be called delicious, itd just be implied already

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      underrated take, I love dat

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When you're starving, you'll appreciate them.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's the fuji apple

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only for refined taste Chads

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    apples are bottom tier one of the worst fruits and im tired of pretending otherwise.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      how could you possibly have this wrong opinion? how? what types of apples have you tried?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        have you ever eaten fresh peaches, figs, blackberries, apricots, jackfruit, kiwi, mango, longan, or lychee? youre gonna sit there an tell me a fucking apple compares to ANY of these. you must be a clown

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Again, what apples have you tried?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            the red ones and green ones nigga like idk lol. tell me which should i be eating, id love to have a good apple and be proven wrong

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              kek fair enough. Honeycrisp is the one everyone and their mum likes, that's probably your best bet. If you don't like that one, then you can legit say you don't like apples. Imo it's fucking delicious, but I prefer Pink Lady (no homo) and SweetTango.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Honeycrisp
                Are those the smaller, rounder ones with pink and yellow skin?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                That kind of sounds like Cripps Pink (specifically the ones that didn't make the size cut as true "Pink Lady") to me. To be honest, depending on where you draw the line between pink and red + what you consider smaller/rounder, that description can apply to the vast majority of apples in existence. You really have to check the names when shopping as there is some legit horsefood out there that also meets this general visual description.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                While rare in my area, it is possible to buy shit honeycrisps. They get just straight up bitter. That said that guy is crazy. Lychee? Are you fucking kidding me?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Flavorless, mealy, no nutrition. Apples are only fit for animal fodder. That's why they have such absurd marketing names like "Red Delicious".

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my go-to's are
    pie: granny smith
    tarte tatin: golden rennet
    sauce and compote: elstar/jonagold
    summer snack: magic star

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fujis are almost ripe
    Love these little niggas

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      based. I'm picking up some fujis tomorrow with my groceries, I've actually never tried them.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        report back with the seared bite

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    would you eat them if they were called red disgusting?

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hated apples, when I was a kid, because my folks only bought red/yellow delicious apples and they sucked ass. Started working at an orchard store, when I was 15 and holy fuck, I probably ate 30 different kinds of apples in the first week. Delicious apples are literally the worst fucking apple, period.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone like Applejack? I like Applejack.

    It's a drink. Look it up.

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not too sweet
    >not too tart
    >has the perfect crisp snap as you bite into it and again as you pull a chunk out without biting down
    Once again, OP is a goober who probably needs a rice maker to prep simple long grain. I'd spit on you, but you'd probably enjoy it.

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    okay bros i just ate fuji apples for the first time. verdict? it's okay. probably won't buy them again over other apples, but they're fine. sweet but next to no actual flavor, no tartness. texture is decent, definitely not mealy nor too dense, but not as crisp as I'd like either. the best part is how pretty and glossy the skin is.

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the absolute worst apple in existence
    Ahem.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Red Delicious is the most delicious with Granny Smith and Macintosh close seconds.
    All other apples are bad and taste like shit.
    You fags only like braeburns because there's an mlp character named after them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I get that it's "hip" to be contrarian on Culinaly but you really shouldn't make it so damn obvious.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its extraordinarily faggy that you know mlp character names

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the gran' 'mith

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this thread

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nothing about this thread is particularly strange tho??

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unfathomably shit taste, OP

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kinda think this is a meme. I like Red Delicious, don't think they're great or anything, but a few years ago this idea that they're horrible exploded on the Internet.
    In my opinion American fruits and vegetables just suck in general because they're grown for looks, sweetness, and ability to survive a frozen truck ride above all other considerations.
    I mean, a few years ago I was in a small farm town in my home country Russia, a country that is a shithole banana republic in most regards, but the fucking vegetables tasted amazing.
    Here in America I've tried fucking organic produce, I've tried farmers market produce that supposedly is grown like 30 miles away from me, and it almost all tastes like plastic shit!
    America really could use a revolution in its fruits and vegetables.

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    And Greenland is called Greenland even though it’s mostly ice, false marketing to get you to buy a product is as old as time OP.

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