>local white people grocery store stocks like 30 different varieties of apples >but they're almost all over a dollar per apple, some over 2 dollars >no cheaper bulk options, can only buy by the per-apple price
>in existence
No, because NDEs are actually solid proof of life after death, because anyone can have them if they come close to and survive death. And they are so extremely real to those who have them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U00ibBGZp7o
As this NDEr described their NDE:
>"Now, what heaven looks like? 'OMG' doesn't even describe how beautiful this place is. Heaven is, there are no words. I mean, I could sit here and just not say anything and just cry, and that would be what heaven looks like. There are mountains of beauty, there are things in this realm, you can't even describe how beautiful this place is. There are colors you can't even imagine, there are sounds you can't even create. There are beauties upon this world that you think are beautiful here. Amplify it over there times a billion. There are, it's incredibly beautiful, there's no words to describe how beautiful this place is, it's incredibly gorgeous."
And importantly, even dogmatic skeptics have this reaction, because the NDE convinces everyone:
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/mysteries-consciousness/202204/does-afterlife-obviously-exist
So anyone would be convinced if they had an NDE, we already know this, no one's skepticism is unique.
>muh brain chemistry
Neuroscientists are convinced by NDEs too. What do skeptics think they understand that neuroscientists do not?
>muh DMT causes it
Scientifically refuted already, and NDErs who have done DMT too say that the DMT experience, while alien and really cool and fun, was still underwhelming to the point of being a joke when compared to the NDE.
And NDErs say that the multiverse is real and all worlds and possibilities exist. So logically, there are more disgusting apples out there.
>So logically, there are more disgusting apples out there.
I'd wager there aren't. Of all types of existence red delicious are the absolute bottom of taste and texture.
On the bright side, while we got shafted on the multiversal apple front, its all up from here.
for every six pounds of peeled, cored apples squeeze one lemon, add half cup of apple cider, 1/4 cup of brown sugar, and cinnamon to taste. Cook it all together at a low boil for 1/2 an hour and purree in a food processor. I can it in quart jars because freezer space is at a premium but it also freezes very well.
No, I bought them in a small town grocery store. I figured I would be safe because they were grown nearby and they are in season, but I was wrong. At least the Pink Lady and Jazz apples I bought are pretty good.
quality of course. this is for all food? same thing with green grapes, it's a lot more watery lately.
you gotta be better at picking your fruits. i would guess color is a good indicator of quality (not talking about freshness). don't want pale looking red.
same with grapes, you want it bright green and not a translucent/pale green. takes experience, it's not all about price.
Not a top tier apple by any means but RDs are actually overhated. Good ones absolutely do exist, at least for the kind of crowd who can appreciate the relative subtlety of Galas.
have you ever eaten fresh peaches, figs, blackberries, apricots, jackfruit, kiwi, mango, longan, or lychee? youre gonna sit there an tell me a fucking apple compares to ANY of these. you must be a clown
kek fair enough. Honeycrisp is the one everyone and their mum likes, that's probably your best bet. If you don't like that one, then you can legit say you don't like apples. Imo it's fucking delicious, but I prefer Pink Lady (no homo) and SweetTango.
2 months ago
Anonymous
>Honeycrisp
Are those the smaller, rounder ones with pink and yellow skin?
2 months ago
Anonymous
That kind of sounds like Cripps Pink (specifically the ones that didn't make the size cut as true "Pink Lady") to me. To be honest, depending on where you draw the line between pink and red + what you consider smaller/rounder, that description can apply to the vast majority of apples in existence. You really have to check the names when shopping as there is some legit horsefood out there that also meets this general visual description.
2 months ago
Anonymous
While rare in my area, it is possible to buy shit honeycrisps. They get just straight up bitter. That said that guy is crazy. Lychee? Are you fucking kidding me?
I hated apples, when I was a kid, because my folks only bought red/yellow delicious apples and they sucked ass. Started working at an orchard store, when I was 15 and holy fuck, I probably ate 30 different kinds of apples in the first week. Delicious apples are literally the worst fucking apple, period.
>not too sweet >not too tart >has the perfect crisp snap as you bite into it and again as you pull a chunk out without biting down
Once again, OP is a goober who probably needs a rice maker to prep simple long grain. I'd spit on you, but you'd probably enjoy it.
okay bros i just ate fuji apples for the first time. verdict? it's okay. probably won't buy them again over other apples, but they're fine. sweet but next to no actual flavor, no tartness. texture is decent, definitely not mealy nor too dense, but not as crisp as I'd like either. the best part is how pretty and glossy the skin is.
Red Delicious is the most delicious with Granny Smith and Macintosh close seconds.
All other apples are bad and taste like shit.
You fags only like braeburns because there's an mlp character named after them.
I kinda think this is a meme. I like Red Delicious, don't think they're great or anything, but a few years ago this idea that they're horrible exploded on the Internet.
In my opinion American fruits and vegetables just suck in general because they're grown for looks, sweetness, and ability to survive a frozen truck ride above all other considerations.
I mean, a few years ago I was in a small farm town in my home country Russia, a country that is a shithole banana republic in most regards, but the fucking vegetables tasted amazing.
Here in America I've tried fucking organic produce, I've tried farmers market produce that supposedly is grown like 30 miles away from me, and it almost all tastes like plastic shit!
America really could use a revolution in its fruits and vegetables.
they used to be delicious
and blue believe it or not
And they used to have cocaine in them back in the 70s
they still are.
they're the only supermarket apple i like
do you collect social security checks?
fuji or pink lady
>t.pathetic tastelet
>Called "god's chosen apples"
>They are the most unholy apples in existence.
Who the FUCK is Granny Smith anyway?
She's [redacted]
She's too bitter to eat as-is yet a poor imitation of a Bramley.
What do they taste like? those are some ugly fucking exteriors tbqh with you m8.
grandmother of Sneed Smith
Will I troon out if I like Pink Lady?
no but they're not that good.
Macintosh is the goat.
Cortland is a slightly more sour clone of mac.
Gala is good if mac is not your thing.
You WILL troon out if you keep eating Honey Crisp though
>not jazz
ngmi
>jazz
so is he dead now or what happened to that little nagger
>he
wtf? How does "he" have bazonkas like that?
How hard do you think his brother fucks him
kys
pink lady's are way better than gaylas
Pink lady and honey crisp are top tier.
Galas are good. Red "'delicious"" are fucking rancid.
Agree with this tbh. Galas can't compete with those two on flavor or tartness, but they're still good, consistent, and cheap.
>eats anything other than Granny Smith
I can smell your tofu from here
Macoun is the best eating apple.
Kanzi and Pink Lady are the absolute basic bitch apples
How are Honeycrisp and Gala not the basic bitch apples?
they are less basic. at least where I live
If you troon out I'll suck your dick.
They're my favorite and I haven't.
The "delicious" bit is just for marketing.
The funny bit is that people eat those things. Good joke!
Well, it's Red.
no apple exists but braeburn. the others are just plots to confuse you.
>no apple exists but braeburn
aren't braeburn apples used to make cider? they're not really good for eating.
I used to eat like 5 a day when I lived next to a fruit market. They are perfect eating apples. Nothing can compete.
post tree
>post tree
You couldn't see anything right now. It's the middle of the night.
Braeburns are fine for eating. Reasonable taste when at the right stage.
>no apple exists but braeburn
Bramleys also exist. (I've got the tree to prove it.)
They're great for making pies and sauces.
would take a red delicious over a honeycrisp any day
opal is the best anyway, even tho they kinda sucked this year. they were all small and mealy
>local white people grocery store stocks like 30 different varieties of apples
>but they're almost all over a dollar per apple, some over 2 dollars
>no cheaper bulk options, can only buy by the per-apple price
for me it's gala and fuji
So these are the pretty looking apples they served at claim jumpers
>in existence
No, because NDEs are actually solid proof of life after death, because anyone can have them if they come close to and survive death. And they are so extremely real to those who have them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U00ibBGZp7o
As this NDEr described their NDE:
>"Now, what heaven looks like? 'OMG' doesn't even describe how beautiful this place is. Heaven is, there are no words. I mean, I could sit here and just not say anything and just cry, and that would be what heaven looks like. There are mountains of beauty, there are things in this realm, you can't even describe how beautiful this place is. There are colors you can't even imagine, there are sounds you can't even create. There are beauties upon this world that you think are beautiful here. Amplify it over there times a billion. There are, it's incredibly beautiful, there's no words to describe how beautiful this place is, it's incredibly gorgeous."
And importantly, even dogmatic skeptics have this reaction, because the NDE convinces everyone:
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/mysteries-consciousness/202204/does-afterlife-obviously-exist
So anyone would be convinced if they had an NDE, we already know this, no one's skepticism is unique.
>muh brain chemistry
Neuroscientists are convinced by NDEs too. What do skeptics think they understand that neuroscientists do not?
>muh DMT causes it
Scientifically refuted already, and NDErs who have done DMT too say that the DMT experience, while alien and really cool and fun, was still underwhelming to the point of being a joke when compared to the NDE.
And NDErs say that the multiverse is real and all worlds and possibilities exist. So logically, there are more disgusting apples out there.
>So logically, there are more disgusting apples out there
>So logically, there are more disgusting apples out there.
I'd wager there aren't. Of all types of existence red delicious are the absolute bottom of taste and texture.
On the bright side, while we got shafted on the multiversal apple front, its all up from here.
NDEs are just your conscience dealing with your brain shutting off, schizo
Is this a stealth mlp thread?
Oh shit I see it.
FUCK
where do you even buy these anymore?
you folks ever tried black diamond apples?
blapples
brapples
great, so now even the apples have to be black. when will it stop?!
>Red Delicious - A Netflix Original
nummy anthocyanin
Ebony Apple Alert. Does it taste like watermelons? That would be pretty cool.
Nope, but their shape looks suHispaniciously like they're closely related to the fucking red/yellow Delicious variety.
these would be pleasantly wonderful for HALLLLOOOWW EEEEN
just for decoration
amusing
But have you tried cramming it into an apple pie?
Empires and envy's all day. Golden delicious is also nice. Just finished making 16lbs of Empires into apple sauce, it is amazing
>into apple sauce, it is amazing
So how'd you do it
for every six pounds of peeled, cored apples squeeze one lemon, add half cup of apple cider, 1/4 cup of brown sugar, and cinnamon to taste. Cook it all together at a low boil for 1/2 an hour and purree in a food processor. I can it in quart jars because freezer space is at a premium but it also freezes very well.
apples suck and Johnny Appleseed was a homosexual
fuck OFF pearnagger
>Just bought a bunch of Gala apples
>They're mealy and awful
should I just throw them away?
that sucks m8. are you victim of online grocery shopping or something? this hasn't happened to me yet but I'm worried it will eventually.
No, I bought them in a small town grocery store. I figured I would be safe because they were grown nearby and they are in season, but I was wrong. At least the Pink Lady and Jazz apples I bought are pretty good.
quality of course. this is for all food? same thing with green grapes, it's a lot more watery lately.
you gotta be better at picking your fruits. i would guess color is a good indicator of quality (not talking about freshness). don't want pale looking red.
same with grapes, you want it bright green and not a translucent/pale green. takes experience, it's not all about price.
Personally i'm a fan of the grand galloping gala apple
Apples are constantly changing in taste/texture, I don't even know which kind I like anymore.
Not a top tier apple by any means but RDs are actually overhated. Good ones absolutely do exist, at least for the kind of crowd who can appreciate the relative subtlety of Galas.
pears > apples
Come on. Pears are best in salads. Not the kind of fruit that can compete with apples, or even try to.
only when they're so ripe juices start spilling over the moment you cut or bite in them.
>greenland
>it's an ice hellhole
so many cases
That was done on purpose to trick people into settling it. Greenland was literally a scam.
we named it wrong on purpose... as a joke.
Chosen one!
Northern Spy is my personal favorite, with Wolf River being one of my least. Damn thing tasted like grass clippings
Wolf river are for cooking. They make really good apple chips. I like em in pies or pie filling.
if it really was delicious they wouldn't need to be called delicious, itd just be implied already
underrated take, I love dat
When you're starving, you'll appreciate them.
for me it's the fuji apple
Only for refined taste Chads
apples are bottom tier one of the worst fruits and im tired of pretending otherwise.
how could you possibly have this wrong opinion? how? what types of apples have you tried?
have you ever eaten fresh peaches, figs, blackberries, apricots, jackfruit, kiwi, mango, longan, or lychee? youre gonna sit there an tell me a fucking apple compares to ANY of these. you must be a clown
Again, what apples have you tried?
the red ones and green ones nigga like idk lol. tell me which should i be eating, id love to have a good apple and be proven wrong
kek fair enough. Honeycrisp is the one everyone and their mum likes, that's probably your best bet. If you don't like that one, then you can legit say you don't like apples. Imo it's fucking delicious, but I prefer Pink Lady (no homo) and SweetTango.
>Honeycrisp
Are those the smaller, rounder ones with pink and yellow skin?
That kind of sounds like Cripps Pink (specifically the ones that didn't make the size cut as true "Pink Lady") to me. To be honest, depending on where you draw the line between pink and red + what you consider smaller/rounder, that description can apply to the vast majority of apples in existence. You really have to check the names when shopping as there is some legit horsefood out there that also meets this general visual description.
While rare in my area, it is possible to buy shit honeycrisps. They get just straight up bitter. That said that guy is crazy. Lychee? Are you fucking kidding me?
This. Flavorless, mealy, no nutrition. Apples are only fit for animal fodder. That's why they have such absurd marketing names like "Red Delicious".
my go-to's are
pie: granny smith
tarte tatin: golden rennet
sauce and compote: elstar/jonagold
summer snack: magic star
Fujis are almost ripe
Love these little niggas
based. I'm picking up some fujis tomorrow with my groceries, I've actually never tried them.
report back with the seared bite
would you eat them if they were called red disgusting?
I hated apples, when I was a kid, because my folks only bought red/yellow delicious apples and they sucked ass. Started working at an orchard store, when I was 15 and holy fuck, I probably ate 30 different kinds of apples in the first week. Delicious apples are literally the worst fucking apple, period.
Does anyone like Applejack? I like Applejack.
It's a drink. Look it up.
>not too sweet
>not too tart
>has the perfect crisp snap as you bite into it and again as you pull a chunk out without biting down
Once again, OP is a goober who probably needs a rice maker to prep simple long grain. I'd spit on you, but you'd probably enjoy it.
okay bros i just ate fuji apples for the first time. verdict? it's okay. probably won't buy them again over other apples, but they're fine. sweet but next to no actual flavor, no tartness. texture is decent, definitely not mealy nor too dense, but not as crisp as I'd like either. the best part is how pretty and glossy the skin is.
>the absolute worst apple in existence
Ahem.
Red Delicious is the most delicious with Granny Smith and Macintosh close seconds.
All other apples are bad and taste like shit.
You fags only like braeburns because there's an mlp character named after them.
I get that it's "hip" to be contrarian on Culinaly but you really shouldn't make it so damn obvious.
Its extraordinarily faggy that you know mlp character names
For me, it's the gran' 'mith
>this thread
nothing about this thread is particularly strange tho??
Unfathomably shit taste, OP
I kinda think this is a meme. I like Red Delicious, don't think they're great or anything, but a few years ago this idea that they're horrible exploded on the Internet.
In my opinion American fruits and vegetables just suck in general because they're grown for looks, sweetness, and ability to survive a frozen truck ride above all other considerations.
I mean, a few years ago I was in a small farm town in my home country Russia, a country that is a shithole banana republic in most regards, but the fucking vegetables tasted amazing.
Here in America I've tried fucking organic produce, I've tried farmers market produce that supposedly is grown like 30 miles away from me, and it almost all tastes like plastic shit!
America really could use a revolution in its fruits and vegetables.
And Greenland is called Greenland even though it’s mostly ice, false marketing to get you to buy a product is as old as time OP.