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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >getting anything but coffee

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I hear someone say “can I get”, I know they’re a fricking moron.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn you must be in mensa

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, but it’s disgusting to hear so many people talk like fifteen year old hood rats.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it’s disgusting to hear so many people talk like fifteen year old hood rats.
          imagine being so mindfricked you think the phrase "can I get" is hoodrat speak

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It is. And it makes the speaker sound like an imbecile who can’t speak English properly. It’s a base informality only project dwellers and their offspring used to utter.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              its not, it is a pretty standard way to ask for something
              you think way too highly of yourself

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not that Anon but it really isn't. It was, once upon a time, used only by the lowest rungs of English-speaking societies. There's even the standard rebuke of "can I get/have"
                >you can, but you /may not/
                which was commonplace in the English speaking world until the late 80s/early 90s and the rise of urban Black American culture as a dominant force in pop culture altogether.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                hey heres a thought, I'm not asking the wagie if I *may* have something, I'm asking if they have it available for me to order, your gay ass example has only ever been accurate to b***hy english teachers when you ask if you can go to the bathroom

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >can i get an ice cream
                >u-uh uhm, sorry s-sir.. the ice cream machine is broken.. we can't..
                >alright well how about a...
                this hang up on "can I get" when used to order food is pure nonsense

                Correct answer. The only realistic scenario in which you're denied the ice cream is if they don't have your flavor in stock. This is, therefore, a question of ability and not of permission.

                "Can I get" more accurately represents the situation than "may I have" here.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >This is, therefore, a question of ability and not of permission.
                “Can I get” is a question of permission not ability.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're just moronic

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can I frick your ass? Is that a question of permission or ability?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                whether or not you can do something is traditionally a question of ability with modern use allowing for the context of permission
                in no way can it be argued that "can I" is not asking about ability

                and in that case it is a question of ability as your penis is too small to frick a thimble let alone my absolute dumptruck of an ass

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actually you’re right and I consneed and here’s how I realized I’m wrong
                >ask teacher to use bathroom
                >can I use the bathroom?
                >teacher says I don’t know, can you?
                The teacher is questioning the student’s ability to use the bathroom while implying that a question of permission such as may I use the bathroom is the appropriate thing to ask.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >teacher says I don’t know, can you?
                and then you respond "YEAH I CAN" and shit your pants to establish dominance and scent mark your terrritory

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >asking permission
                Don't do this. Don't let your kids do this.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                This. Just stand up and drag your desk to the door as loudly as possible. If anyone so much as looks at you funny pull out your gun. Just a simple trick no elementary schoolers seem to ever use.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                We don't shit on our desks, we have a room with toilets.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >we have a room with toilets
                I see you missed the point but let me guess. You don't cum in your textbooks either?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kids who didn't ask for permission were the most annoying and always ended up dropping out or being drug addicts and single moms. They didn't ask for permission to do things not because they were taught to be assertive, but because their parents were low IQ idiots and didn't teach them manners or respect.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >can i get an ice cream
                >u-uh uhm, sorry s-sir.. the ice cream machine is broken.. we can't..
                >alright well how about a...
                this hang up on "can I get" when used to order food is pure nonsense

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you act like this irl, you have autism, please don't shoot up an ice cream parlor. Never heard of anyone losing their cool over "Can I get X"

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where did Anon "lose his cool?" It was calmly, clearly and concisely explained the rise of "can I get" in common English usage as a direct descendant of African American speech patterns.

                >ESL
                You're human trash.

                With a wife and kid. I have a leg of lamb in the oven for Easter dinner that we'll be enjoying in the sunroom of the house that I own. If that's trash, then I'm happy to be trash, kiddo. : )

                Go back to your fricking country.

                Bizarrely, American by birth despite never setting foot in the US until I was 9 years old (and not living here permanently until a decade later).

                >"May I have _____, please?"

                Remember, you're not ASKING if you can have something like asking mommy for permission to have a candybar, you're TELLING them what you will be having. It's called an ORDER because you're ordering them to do something. "I'll have ___, please." is much more sensible.

                >"I'll have ___, please."
                Actually, I do something like that with employees but not with people in the service industry. I'll tell the cleaning lady something like "wash the counters today, thanks" or "I've left some cash on the coffee table; take it when you go and bring some flour when you come in next, please."* I don't make it a request. It's a statement. It's different since I directly pay her wages.
                I don't directly pay the wage for the guy at the ice cream parlour.
                >* said when she mentioned she was going to go to Aldi after finishing as I was about to head out the door

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                > I don't make it a request.
                > I'm autist
                "May I have X please"
                "I'd like to have"

                I can see why such statements are infuriating

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Admit
                You are silly
                You need to move on
                Nobody cares

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think the guy you're talking to is a moron but it really is. You probably don't realize it because well, you were raised wrong.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              at what point is it no longer ebonics anon? are your plans to round up all the whites that are 1/64th black and put them in camps or something? I guarantee about half the shit that comes out of your mouth would be considered the speech of undesirables 150 years ago

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s absolutely ridiculous. The point people are making is that English is being dumbed down. Just compare the most popular rap songs from twenty five years ago to today and listen to how much the vocabulary has diminished.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                take your meds pol schizo
                in what way is "Can I get a #4 with a diet coke" a dumbed down version of anything

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Just compare the most popular rap songs from twenty five years ago to today and listen to how much the vocabulary has diminished.
                Do you want to challenge that or do you just want call people you disagree with pol/tards?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                no in fact I dont want to compare rap songs with you, I would like to stay on topic however

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your defeat. Let’s go out on the and get some cones. My treat.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >UH UH I HAVE A FORCEFIELD
                you do not have the attentionspan for a straightforward conversation, and I accept your forfeit

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe you’re the one who raised wrong if you think someone was raised wrong for just speaking casually

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol
        idk about

        When I hear someone say “can I get”, I know they’re a fricking moron.

        , but for me, it's more because I'm ESL and tend to speak English in a rather formal manner to the point where "can I get" or even "can I have" sound entirely wrong to me. "May I have _____, please?" just fits.
        My language has two words for "want," one used for making requests analogous to English "may I have" and the other more similar to regular English "want" ("I want some coffee," for example, would use this one, with the only difference between "may I have some coffee?" and "I want some coffee" being which version of "want" you use).
        English-speakers tend to use the one used for requests all the time which to our ears sounds quaint and silly. We don't have a direct word for "may" hence the two separate forms of the word "want."

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >"May I have _____, please?"
          now that's far too formal

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No it isn’t. It shows that you respect the person performing a service for you enough to address them with a degree of formality. “Can I get” is rude and disrespectful as it suggests an inappropriate amount of familiarity and lack of respect for the service worker.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              naw.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              do you also offer to shine their shoes while you wait for your food

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No. Is being polite a foreign concept to you? Do you yell bix nood muhfugga while grabbing your dick as you mean mug everyone around while you wait for your food?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, I ask them for the food I want, in the correct level of formality for a wendys drive through like someone who isnt autistic

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is this why 'jeets always call me sir when they ask me to do the needful? You guys have a warped sense of respect and formality.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          saying "I want.." sounds weird. "I'd like.." is more natural sounding
          I'd like a bubblegum ice cream, please.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah the want used for requests is usually translated as "I would like" but we have a different word specifically for "I would like," though it's a bit uncommon and, like

            >"May I have _____, please?"
            now that's far too formal

            said I sound too formal with my English, "I would like" would come across as almost mockingly formal, like you're making a point to condescend to someone if you use it.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Like/want is not a request, it's a statement. Give would be a request.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Depends on the language. In Anon's language, want and like have two forms, one for requests.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ESL
          >Sounds wrong to me
          Wow that's crazy, have you considered we don't give a shit, Pedro?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Pedro
            lol
            I'm an Arab/Mongolian rapebaby. That's about as far from Hispanic as you can get lmao

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Bragging about being sub-Mexican

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mexicans never conquered shit, tho. The Mongolians had the largest empire in history.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah and Britain once ruled most of the countries on the planet but these days nobody gives a frick about that innit Deng

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Deng
                you don't even know any mongolian names lol

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"May I have, x, please"
                ftfy

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why in the frick would I?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cuz they're cool. I've got a friend of mine whose name translates into English as "I am not human" and he has a brother named "savage beast." Mongolians give their kids horrible names so that faeries won't want to steal them. No faerie wants to steal a kid named "vicious dog"

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well I guess at least they're accurate, good job Mongolians.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                wasn't the Aztec Empire in what is now Mexico?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Mexico is bigger than all of Eurasia
                lol
                they never conquered shit lol

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ESL
          You're human trash.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ESL

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I’m ESL and I was born here.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Then what the frick were you doing?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Two chicks at the same time…
                I dunno French embassy shit my family’s filthy with spooks

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                can you give us the french variants for ''want'' you were talking about please ? i'm curious to know now. I'm ESL too, I always say "Could I have... please' but never really think about it as my experience working that job tells me the cashier filters out all words besides the order.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >cashier filters out any words but the order
                Yes. Any words but the order are extraneous and by making their job more difficult; are in fact impolite.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go back to your fricking country.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >"May I have _____, please?"

          Remember, you're not ASKING if you can have something like asking mommy for permission to have a candybar, you're TELLING them what you will be having. It's called an ORDER because you're ordering them to do something. "I'll have ___, please." is much more sensible.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >"may I"
          no.
          >"please"
          no.
          Just thank them when they hand you whatever you bought.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >May I have _____, please?
          Beta as frick

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ESL
          Opinions disregarded

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You need to enforce the habits via brainwashing yourself, watch cinema and pay attention to how these homies talk.
          However most US posters are not familiar with the real King's English but they like to claim otherwise.
          It's much better for you if you are rude and sound like you are from Compton.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wow
          Autism's twin brother
          Wow
          Just wow
          I'm laughing

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        mensa deez nutz in your mouth lmao

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          takes a lot of mensa to uhh mens to please uhh

          ok: you like mensa wieners (men's wieners)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. Make better ice cream choices.

      Same.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I say "I'll get". You gotta be assertive towards the teenagers working there to show them who really is boss and means business.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'll get
        Peasant tier
        True elites say "I'll have".

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'll have
          I take.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I take
            Black person tier
            I'll have, or if you're truly elevated "We'll have" just oozes pure patrician energy.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Behold,

            >I want
            >Give me
            >Fetch

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >

        When I hear someone say “can I get”, I know they’re a fricking moron.

        #
        >I say "I'll get". You gotta be assertive towards
        All that forced effort
        What sort of pill based gay are you
        Fit and what else
        Do you even lift
        Can you even get it up

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's just polite speech, butthole

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        "Can I have, x, please" is the correct polite way to say this in non ebonics.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Soory. We're out of that"'
      "I wasn't asking."

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >soory
        Leaf detected

        NTA, but even though I don't personally care since I don't go to Ice cream parlors, or out to eat in general, It seems like a trivial thing to have pre-scooped balls in the freezer case.
        you could even have plates with a long handle through the middle to sit in top of the rest of the ice cream bucket, in case somebody just *had* to have a freshly scooped cone during a rush.
        I'd guess that people prefer getting the "special attention" of having their cone/bowl/whatever scooped out right in front of them, however.

        Ice cream parlours are trying to sell a certain image, that of being a bit more... 'Personal' and old-fashioned. Having pre-scooped ice cream with the intent of shuffling people out ASAP would make it feel too industrial, and would probably result in lower sales overall.

        Not everyone is an antisocial autismo like you and me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the proper ordering formula is...
      >could I have _
      a conditional statement is necessary because sometimes a restaurant will not have what you intend to purchase

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this comment and all of its responses is why I dont leave my house anymore. I wish we could put all autistic people in camps

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I dont leave my house anymore
        Lol. This guy is an agoraphobic because polite language triggers him.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          not afraid of anything other than running into an autistic homosexual and accidentally killing him in a fit of rage. its not worth going to prison and those people deserve to live long, miserable lives.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You already broke all the mirrors in your house?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              i don't think i saw any mention of reflective surfaces in that comment. you sure you ain't just dumb?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are not very smart.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >walks into Micky D
      >walks up to register
      >cute 9/10 goth girl
      >"what can I get you today anon"
      >"Me Want Quarter Pound"
      what the frick are you supposed to say.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i've seen this doujin, it ends with her getting creampied behind the counter

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        “May I have a quarter pounder, just the sandwich, not the meal, please”? And you don’t have to talk all stilted and autistic or be a fricking weirdo about it. People treat others on the way they present themselves. If you talk in Ebonics you’ll be treated accordingly.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"Can I get my head crushed between your thighs?"
        >Blank stare
        >"Frick..."
        May get a giggle, may get you head crushed between goth cutie thighs but more then likely will get you a restraining order.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >one royale with cheese, please

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're getting worked, mark

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's "I'll do". Yeah, chief, I'd like to see you "do" a hot cup of coffee.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly this has got to be one of the more genuinely autistic things I’ve seen on this website in a while. I highly doubt anyone but the equally pedantic would care or even notice if you ask “Can I get X, please?” instead of “May I get X, please?” at a restaurant. I mean even if you are going to be that anal, wouldn’t “can” be a better fit at times since you aren’t certain that they’ll actually have that product available?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed there is major autism going on in this thread. I thought I was bad.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >May I get
        That’s worse than “can I get”.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >May I get...?
          Yes sir, coming up.

          >Can I get...?
          I don't know, can you?

          >Lemme get....
          Hey ho fuggitaboutit, we got a New York don over here, barking orders like he own da joint, capeesh?

          >Finna get.....
          I'm just going to say it, I hate the civil rights movement.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I don't know, can you?
            ok karen, you took a polite request as an opportunity to make a smarmy remark and doing a pretty shit job as a cashier. and YOU hate the civil rights movement?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you'd be surprised, I worked as a cashier in college and one of the girls who worked with me would always jokingly refuse people who'd ask that way instead of saying 'I'll have...'. 100 percent of time, it was like living in a loop since this would happen at least 10x per day

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What did the people respond with and how did she go about it after? Because it seems like it would just be awkward and make her look like a jackass most of the time because I think if that were ever to happen to me, I'd probably ask rhetorically if the machine is broken or they ran out which would result in her needing to clarify that she was just joking and me just replying with "oh, alright then, well then I'll have a chocolate shake."

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it would just be awkward and make her look like a jackass most of the time

            Pretty much yeah. I think she must have gotten a genuine laugh the first time she did that and kinda just kept going. Most customers would just chuckle or smile politely as it was very obviously a joke, then move on. Like in all awkward encounters, most people just want to get on with their day and tbh she wasn't pretty enough to trigger flirting here. She was an alright cashier in all other aspects, just this one annoying quirk.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >she wasn’t pretty enough to trigger flirting
              Damn

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. No normal person thinks twice about that kind of shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ummm yeah can I get a cope and seethe? Oh you already had some prepared? Wow what a great restaurant.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know you're with white trash when you hear them start their order with "I want a...", wagieing in college it used to drive me fricking nuts.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s approved by McDonald’s themselves, what now moron?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good taste.

      True, I always like to remind them what they are when ordering food.
      >Make me a burger, burger maker.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grab/chuck us a cone, luv

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cannai gettuh...
      >gimmie yuh...
      >*just the words of the items you are ordering*
      >I'll gettuh...
      >I will have...
      >I would like to order...
      I personally go with "I will have"

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    hes got a slapable ass

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >slapable
      If by that you mean "no," then yes.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    can i haz cheezburger

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why havent they come up with a way to serve ice cream effeciently? lines are abysmal

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ok smartie pants, what's your solution

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        NTA, but even though I don't personally care since I don't go to Ice cream parlors, or out to eat in general, It seems like a trivial thing to have pre-scooped balls in the freezer case.
        you could even have plates with a long handle through the middle to sit in top of the rest of the ice cream bucket, in case somebody just *had* to have a freshly scooped cone during a rush.
        I'd guess that people prefer getting the "special attention" of having their cone/bowl/whatever scooped out right in front of them, however.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got a cone from a shop in the city. Single scoop, waffle cone. Six dollars and fifty fricking cents. Thanks Biden.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      have you considered buying that shit from the grocery store, its the exact same stuff

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Grocery stores exist, no shit you fricking moron. I was in the city with friends. We wanted to enjoy some fresh cones downtown, with outside seating. Thats a different experience than going to walmart to buy a box of nestle cones or something. Thats why restaurants and cafes and ice cream shops exist, for people to enjoy food in public with friends or dates.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh then maybe youre paying for the venue and can shut the frick up about things being more expensive than they used to be

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            you sound trans

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              projection is a hell of a thing, get your t checked

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                now you sound even more trans

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                good one

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          then 6.50 sans tip sounds about right for an ice cream downtown with your pals

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            eh depends on the city, i couldve gotten a full lunch next door for $15 so it felt like a ripoff

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It sure is in groggy Joe's America..if we keep printing out money like its going out of style then even that's gonna seem like chump change in a short time from now.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              poorgay cope, wages are higher than they've ever been too

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You know what Jesus says about liars and thieves anon?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I dont know, I dont worship israelites

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You haven't answered the question yet amigo. We're all eagerly awaiting your response.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                what question? what your little fairy tale says about lying? irrelevant I haven't lied

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >irrelevant I haven't lied
                >wages are higher than they've ever been too

                He's watching you anon. Never forget it.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know this is a lot of fun for you but it makes people not like christianity

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                they are, its unrefutable
                now if you were smart instead of being a christcuck you would say something relevant about cost of living vs wages but you cant because you have nothing

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >oy vey how can you reject my israeli fanfiction like this

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >kvetching intensifies

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                they are, its unrefutable
                now if you were smart instead of being a christcuck you would say something relevant about cost of living vs wages but you cant because you have nothing

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/MPl3jge.jpg

                >irrelevant I haven't lied
                >wages are higher than they've ever been too

                He's watching you anon. Never forget it.

                https://i.imgur.com/DdjNYUb.jpg

                [...]

                https://i.imgur.com/fy3a30X.jpg

                >kvetching intensifies

                ai generated dreck

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Begone moshe

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                But the israelites own AI companies, you moron.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >We wanted to enjoy some fresh cones downtown
          lol. that’s gayer than the trans day of visibility thread

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No pauses, I nail every interaction that my presence graces. “Hey bud, (give a glance to the lady behind me, she doesn’t even know) throw a scoop of mint chocolate chip in a waffle cone for me. He starts to preform his task, but then paused leans in over the counter and confides - most people don’t know what the hell they're doing when they come in here, I’m surprised they can even wipe their own ass, and even then I’m doubtful (I see the chuckle start to form on his face and mirror his expression, not a moment too late) thanks for showing real poise and honest intelligent interaction today. In fact, here’s the ice cream for free. I flip him a 1969 silver half dollar I keep in my pocket for such moments of appreciation and go about the rest of my day.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      smooth

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1969
      >silver

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've noticed on many boards that there is weird idea you have to be this weird racist pseudo-gentleman, still can't wrap my head around that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Autism. That's pretty much it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is being polite racist? Is this another one of those absolutely moronic things like being punctual is white supremacy and forcing BIPOCs to be on time is an example of systemic racism?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not? Nobody said being polite is racist. It's just all this other weird shit people are on, like losing your cool over the typical ways people order food and attributing to the downfall of western values, it's not that deep.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >weird racist pseudo-gentleman
          But that statement does imply that being polite and speaking properly is racist.
          >A gentleman (Old French: gentilz hom, gentle + man; abbreviated gent.) is any man of good and courteous conduct.[1] Originally, gentleman was the lowest rank of the landed gentry of England, ranking below an esquire and above a yeoman; by definition, the rank of gentleman comprised the younger sons of the younger sons of peers, and the younger sons of a baronet, a knight, and an esquire, in perpetual succession. As such, the connotation of the term gentleman captures the common denominator of gentility (and often a coat of arms); a right shared by the peerage and the gentry, the constituent classes of the British nobility.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Notice how I also added the prefix of “pseuedo” aka not the real deal. They are basically acting like a mockery of a gentleman by calling out conversational speech as Ebonics trash that is ending the west

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think the concern is the lowering of educational standards to the point that many zoomers are basically illiterate and only capable of expressing themselves through a weird mix of internet speak and “Ebonics”.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          How is being polite racist? Is this another one of those absolutely moronic things like being punctual is white supremacy and forcing BIPOCs to be on time is an example of systemic racism?

          >weird racist pseudo-gentleman
          But that statement does imply that being polite and speaking properly is racist.
          >A gentleman (Old French: gentilz hom, gentle + man; abbreviated gent.) is any man of good and courteous conduct.[1] Originally, gentleman was the lowest rank of the landed gentry of England, ranking below an esquire and above a yeoman; by definition, the rank of gentleman comprised the younger sons of the younger sons of peers, and the younger sons of a baronet, a knight, and an esquire, in perpetual succession. As such, the connotation of the term gentleman captures the common denominator of gentility (and often a coat of arms); a right shared by the peerage and the gentry, the constituent classes of the British nobility.

          Being politely racist

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        this entire argument stems from some moron spouting
        >if you're not politely talking in this robotic way, you're a fricking ebonics slinging ghetto babbler

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is that what the argument is? Well I'd just like to let everyone know I hate Black folk.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          So is being polite and having manners racist? What the frick are you saying?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            idk ask the moron you're defending, moron

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh I think I get it. Are you a BIPOC who says can I get and feels personally attacked because you don’t know basic manners or how to be polite to strangers in public?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh I think I get it. Are you a BIPOC who says can I get and feels personally attacked because you don’t know basic manners or how to be polite to strangers in public?

            You sound like you have a BIPOC parent honestly I've never seen a White person get pissy about "can I get uhhhhhh" it's only been weird halfbreeds with a BIPOC daddy who concern troll over manners like you

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              ESL post. BIPOC daddy’s don’t stick around.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No. "Can I get..." is Black personbabble and talking properly is not "robotic". Black person.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            thanks for proving my point, moron *rolls eyes*

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >weird racist pseudo-gentleman
      literally me

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are not Dr. Manhattan.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    whitoid ass boomers who grew up paying for a house with their minimum wage grew up not knowing the difference between ‘to’ and ‘too’
    i’m not going to tolerate some autist moron calling ‘can i get’ hoodBlack person speak. it’s simple casual communication and nothing more

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick that's me

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >order three flavors
    >idiot puts it in the wrong order

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Double chocolate chip please

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone I know that has mint chocolate chip as their favorite ice cream was a victim of child abuse.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always thought it's brit's favorite.
      For me it's either plain cream, lemon or elderberry flower.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mays'td you grab for me

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Did I hear you say knuckle sandwich, with chocolate chips? You have a great taste sir!

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    second gayest thread of all time

    snacks told me to call you all homosexuals

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    spam is real meat

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mint chocolate chip in a waffle cone
    Verification not required

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can I get a large number 3 with a sprite please
    REEEE THE WEST HAS FALLEN

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is “I’ll have the ____” approved or no? I find it rolls off the tongue very easily and sounds polite

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    And I'll have the mixed vegetables.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's your guy's favorite ice cream flavor

    mine is butterscotch

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Italian pistachio followed by black walnut and with butter pecan in a distant third. Is there such a thing as just pecan ice cream, no butter? That might be a close third or even take the #2 spot if it exists.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the humble chocolate chip cookie dough

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to cross my leg like that when standing alot because one used to always hurt easily whether it was my thigh or ankle. Been doing keto for autoimmune issues for 2 years and now I never feel I have to cross legs for pain since it only happens when I rarely skimp on my diet.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My family all taught me to ask for things with "May I please have". Politeness was the standard for the white speaking world.
    t. white n proud millenial

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