>Can I get two McDouble no pickle no oniannn

>Can I get two McDouble no pickle no oniannn

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who says "can I get" or "let me get" instead of "may I have" or "I'd like" has no manners

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Again with this shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i thought i got deja vu reading that. humiliation ritual.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Being polite isn't a humiliation ritual
          Are you from texas or something?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Are you from texas or something?
            What does that mean?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ?
            We're polite here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People will laugh and ridicule this, but it is true. "May I please have 2 double cheeseburgers" is going to get you further along than "Lemme get 2 double cheeseburgers". Young people will not understand this, but it works even with young people. Research percieved consumer value.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not even going to ridicule the phrasing, I find myself interchanging them. I just don't like how people find themselves with this weird superiority complex over it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >is going to get you further along than
        Where do you live that both don't result in your getting two double cheeseburgers? You're not wooing a mate, you're ordering food in exchange for money.
        >They'll spit in your food.
        If they spit in your food for saying "I'd like two double cheeseburgers" you're going to a shitty place where terrible things have already been done to the food.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "I'll take two McDoubles no pickles and no onions please"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just say "yes ma'am/sir" and go with my order because it was beat into me as a child. I enjoy it now since the odds of misgendering someone with politeness is incredibly high the twice a year I get drive through slop.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The modern way is "ok so um two McDoubles"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i like to start my orders with incomprehensible screeching

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i like to start my orders with incomprehensible screeching
        I do the same thing when I am called sir or ma'am instead of zir or they

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >zir

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek i usually have my dog or.kids with me and i intentionally roll up to the mcdonalds and as soon as i hear a noise il yell something like AH MAN HOLD ON THESE buttholeS ARE CRAZY almost directly intk the speaker and act hard
        of hearing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's wrong with "I'd like"??

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Reading comprehension my friend

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sneed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ummmmmm, I'd like ummm, may I have, ummmm... Never mind.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sir youre talking to an employment advert.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong. Obviously it doesnt really matter, but code swapping is polite. Speaking Black person while at mcdonalds is fine.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As opposed to wife swapping

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s the drive through it’s supposed ti be fast and you’re ordering through a microphone. Keep it quick butthole

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Manners are overrated

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of it is the delivery. You could easily say the first two in a cheery manner with a smile on your face and everyone would be happy in the process

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Totally agree. If I hear someone say “Can I get” it immediately let’s me know the person is a moron.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GIVE ME
      THE SZECHUAN SAUCE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've been ridiculed before by friends because the person at Smacky Deez says "Welcome to mcdonar, how are you today?" and I say "I'm doing fine, how are you doing today?" and I pause and wait for their response before I even start ordering. We're all human and all God's children, have some respect for your fellow man

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my friend got laid after he replied back to cashier like that, they sparked conversation and she ended up taking him to the employee's bathroom and sucking his dick

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine how many incels on Culinaly there are hating the world because they can't get their dicks wet when the real problem all along has just been that their single mothers never taught them any manners

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I tell these kids to take dance lessons and go to Church all the time and they hit me with "sky-daddy" bullshit
            Like, buddy, I'm on your team, take dance lessons and go to church, that shit just works

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Don't get me wrong, I'm not on their team
              I want them to die alone without reproducing, it's the only way to rid the world of their shit genetics
              I just find it amusing how close they are to being normal people if not for their oblivious narcissism

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I can't frick all the fat b***hes, some b***hes need fricking and I'm fine with the young bucks getting after it

                Dance lessons?

                It's a kind of foreplay, if you learn to dance (they sometimes give men (male men) free admission just because there aren't enough men w/r/t women) you can get a sexy feel for the women you're dancing with
                Church's full of moms and grandmas that are filtering men for their daughters and grand-daughters
                It's pretty simple
                That and do what Chef John tells you, he wants you to get laid, too

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Dance lessons?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you could do the Carlton you're 100% getting laid

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But I’m not gay anymore. Dance classes are homosexual hunting grounds.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No the sexy ones have something like a 3:2 girl to guy ratio

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And 90% or more of the guys are peter puffers.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I always laugh when incels say something is gay
                It's like, bro your penis has never once been in a vegana

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                LOL. I actually took modern dance classes in high school because I was a theatergay and most of the guys in dance were gay or bisexual. You have no idea what you’re talking about.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ok groomer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always say "may I please".
      I also always smile and say hello to anyone I deal with. And amazingly I wish them a good day when I leave their company.
      I visited America once and went to Philadelphia. I did my usual greetings and small talk on Black folk at the pharmacy store cvs I think was it's name. They looked at me like an alien, got rude and then just relaxed. It was like seeing a dog that's been beaten getting affection for the first time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're mother will die in her sleep tonight.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait wait wait she's been alive in that coffin all these years?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"may I have"
      Not correct grammar.
      >May I?
      Refers to being allowed/not allowed something.
      You are a customer at an establishment; it is inherently implied you are allowed to order something. That's why you're there—to order something on the menu.
      >Can I?
      In other words, "Am I able to...?"
      This is an appropriate question. Are you able to able to order a McDouble? McDonald's could be out of ingredients to make the order, so you might not be *able* to order a McDouble. You're still allowed (may) to order it though.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god i miss when menus werent led screens

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >here you go, anon... two happy meals... just what you ordered... buh duh buuh buuh buuh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's great that some disabled can work lower skill jobs. It's better than them living only on welfare.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Order4me

      1st

      2nd

      For me its the McChicken

      3rd

      they never screw up my double hamburgers

      4th

      >mfw I order my standard mcdicks snack
      >two cheeseburgers, no pickles, extra onions
      >that'll be $3.24
      >get two cheeseburgers, extra pickles, no onions
      >I swear to God I will never go back
      >I go back
      >two cheeseburgers, no pickles, extra onions
      >get two cheeseburgers, extra pickles, no onions
      >that'll be $7.65
      Never again
      I will never, ever eat at McDonalds again

      5th

      can i get a big mac, extra foot lettuce?

      6th

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used to think "slivo" was spanish for onion because i got mine with "no slivo"

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me its the McChicken

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been fricking with plan double hamburgers from McDonald's recently. It's a such a rarity they'll give me a double cheese instead, have to go back in line to correct them. But hey at least a free sandwich

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I've been fricking with plan double hamburgers from McDonald's recently. It's a such a rarity they'll give me a double cheese instead, have to go back in line to correct them. But hey at least a free sandwich
      If you ask for a double cheeseburger, they will put cheese on it. When you say "hamburger," most people will not think you are talking about a cheeseburger.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        More like they make 6000 double cheeseburgers, McDoubles, and cheeseburgers a day, and 3 double hamburgers, so cheese is just automatic. Same with quarter hamburgers.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hes saying he doesnt want cheese

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they never screw up my double hamburgers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You’ve the hamburger

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is "Can I please get the..." okay or is that ebonics trash that will have me shunned by the Culinaly autists

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Putting a please in the middle of “can I get” just makes you sound like a moronic child who just learned to say please.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Goddamnit and here I thought I was being casual yet polite

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          dont listen to the moron, "can i please..." is perfectly fine

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It’s fine if you’re an inbred moron or want to sound like one for some reason.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              where are you from?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t give personal information to strangers on the internet. That is something people who say “can I get” do.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nice deflection, inbred trash.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                asl?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this, possibly an indian too

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It’s really interesting that having manners and being polite is so threatening to some people that they resort to calling others Indians. Indians are some of the rudest people and inbreds are the kind of morons who say “can I get”. Why are you people so insecure about having poor manners and being impolite?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                replying to the wrong person bud?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No. I was replying to the person who accused me of being an Indian.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what the frick which one are you then

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Frick I hate Indians.
                Use a toilet you c**t.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                fricking bloody frick you bastard father

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sarrr

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    burger machine broken 🙁

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your tone of voice matters the most.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no onion
    Culinaly is for users 18 and up

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw I order my standard mcdicks snack
    >two cheeseburgers, no pickles, extra onions
    >that'll be $3.24
    >get two cheeseburgers, extra pickles, no onions
    >I swear to God I will never go back
    >I go back
    >two cheeseburgers, no pickles, extra onions
    >get two cheeseburgers, extra pickles, no onions
    >that'll be $7.65
    Never again
    I will never, ever eat at McDonalds again

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can I get ah uhhhhhhhh muhfuggin beeeesechurger

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we stopped selling mcmuffins hours ago sir, i can get you a bacon cheeseburger if you want?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can i get a big mac, extra foot lettuce?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Order4me

    I’m going to McDonald’s tomorrow and I’m going to use this thread to determine what to order. I love seeing what picky eaters choose to eat. So tell me your McDonald’s orders.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i used to wonder what kind of idiot orders their hamburgers but i ordered a double hamburger because i had no money and it's actually really good when fresh

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    raising their prices is so moronic
    Mcdonalds are basically doing more to feed the american homeless with protein than the actual gubberment.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are you 5 fricking years old?

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yh nah frick mcdonalds and their overpriced goyslops
    nah nvm frick all fastfood goylords

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      11 hours and no one got the reference...

      >https://www.tiktok.com/@blessedbytw/video/7331906614972222762

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We're too old for tiktok. If somebody finds out you watch tiktok at your age they will think you're a sex creep.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Fledgling Investor

          you say that like it's a bad thing

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >two bacon mcdoubles with extra onion and extra pickle
    literally can't be beat

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