Can I put leftover taco bell in the microwave or is it gonna explode or something

Can I put leftover taco bell in the microwave or is it gonna explode or something

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >or is it gonna explode
    Do you think the meat is made of C4?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      C4 requires both electrical charge and a blast in order to detonate. That shit is fucking grunt-proof. People used to cook on the fucking plates on the fucking Claymores because you can't detonate them that way either.

      That being said, I wouldn't put it past Taco Bell being explosive, are they one of the companies that includes foil in the wrapper?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It seems like it's just paper but would the paper set on fire?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Eggs explode if you microwave them. A lot more readily than C4 would, actually.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You would think that "WARNING - EXPLOSIVE" should be enough. But no. At some point in time, in some stupid fucking place, during some retarded situation, there was a grunt out there who made sure that anti-personnel mines would forevermore need to explicitly state "EXPLOSIVE IS POISONOUS IF EATEN." God bless America.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it will completely evaporate into mustard gas, dont do it

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I do it all the time and still live

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How long for a beefy 5 layer burrito? Is 1 minute enough?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      do you hate yourself that much man?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but why does laziness means self-hate?
        When I'm the spot when even the idea of getting pick-up puts me to a fasting sleep, I think it's more a lack of will to live.
        Guess I got a low BMI despite a highly fatty and processed diet tho.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think this one might be real

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        it is real, it was all over the news yesterday

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        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it's real

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          no i don't think so

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think this one might be real

      it is real, it was all over the news yesterday

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The position of the pony plus the different pie sizes is suHispanicious but otherwise, damn

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      me too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same. It was cute at first but now it’s just creepy and weird and all that uncanny valley shit is all over the place.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      me too

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      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

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        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's a death knell for the web as we know it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it was already dead, but we persevered knowing what a human shitposting was, now the lines are blurry and what was already a fake and gay world just became nothing and worthless. Time to get back to the fundamentals and rediscover the natural world.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i don't. its literally the only interesting thing to happen in years.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    air fryer is better, makes all their tortillas crispy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This.

      The only thing I've ever exploded in a microwave is calamari.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Put a paper towel over it so it doesn’t splatter grease in the microwave.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But the microwave already is closed so I'm not in danger?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The microwave will be hard to clean after, are you retarded or something?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped buying Taco Bell years ago, largely because they discontinued most items I enjoyed. Taco salads, nachos supreme, enchirritos, chicken baja gorditas, shredded chicken tacos, tostadas, 7-layer burritos, pintos and cheese, and many more. Just about every “go-to” item I would discover has been shitcanned. Seems half their menu has potatoes now with chicken and beef prices. I make my own “taco bell” now at home.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wrap it in foil and you'll be fine

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You could, but I offer an alternative: Just eat the tacos cold. I've been doing it for the past few years and it's strangely tasty.

    • 1 month ago
      OP

      Just to give you all some closure, I microwaved 3 beefy 5-layer burritos together in their taco bell wrappers (refrigerated) stacked like a pyramid, on full power for 2min 22 seconds, and it was the perfect temperature

      On a side note, their hot sauces are surprisingly weak. I'm not a big hot sauce fan but I figured I could drown out the reheated taco bell taste with some Hispanice and even the fire sauce was incredibly mild. Will have to try the Diablo sauce some time

      Taco bell is barely edible hot so I wouldn't dare eat them cold.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've only ever tried to microwave their beef burritos, but they've always turned out fine. In fact, every time I get Taco Bell, I always buy a few extra beef burritos with the intention being to microwave them later for a snack.

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