Can u r8 my pasta carbonara pls? I want to be a boiwife and learn to cook for my future husband.

Can u r8 my pasta carbonara pls? I want to be a boiwife and learn to cook for my future husband.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    wheres the frickin sauce, are you waiting for me to cum on it or something you sick freak???

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used 50% of this https://www.valio.fi/tuotteet/valio-ruokakerma-sweet-chili-uht-laktoositon/ . Was I supposed to add any other cream?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're not supposed to add cream at all, it's an egg(yolk) sauce

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hate eggs

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I hate YOU.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        looks rough

        adding cream is for people with skill issues

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You used egg
        No I didn't

        cant just cook up some pasta with bacon and some random sauce and call it a carbonara. but don't fear, this is just a new dish that you made yourself! did you enjoy it? if so, who cares? but it's not a carbonara. carbonara is a very simple recipe to learn though if you are sincerely interested and not just trolling. good luck!

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks absolutely awful.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    3/10

    Terrible. At least you used vaguely what appear to be the correct ingredients, so I'll give you a few points for that.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like it probably tasted good. But it just looks like you tossed some pasta in bacon. You used egg and parmesan, right?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah he did, can't you see the sawdust?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You used egg
      No I didn't

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then what the frick are you even doing, moron? That's not carbonara

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          cant just cook up some pasta with bacon and some random sauce and call it a carbonara. but don't fear, this is just a new dish that you made yourself! did you enjoy it? if so, who cares? but it's not a carbonara. carbonara is a very simple recipe to learn though if you are sincerely interested and not just trolling. good luck!

          Frick you!!! I don't like eggs, okay?!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >hey look at my coq au vin
            >I didn't add wine because I don't like wine frick you

            or
            >hey look at my fish and chips
            >i don't like fish so i deep fried chicken instead and insteand of potato i used sweet potato
            moron

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even without egg it still looks good, makes me want to carb your nara (if you catch my drift).

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if he is autistic about food and you present that to him as "carbonara" he will sock you in the face and hopefully kill you

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    one time a guy i was dating cooked me carbonara and brussels sprouts and brought it to me in tupperware 4 hours later and we heated it up in the microwave for my birthday dinner and it was so terrible worst birthday dinner ever but its the thought the counts right haha

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Smaller portion, twirl the pasta.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    dont worry about the cooking, i can do it for both of us
    this is the kind of carbonara i can make baby
    come be my boiwife

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hey look at my coq au vin
      >I didn't add wine because I don't like wine frick you

      or
      >hey look at my fish and chips
      >i don't like fish so i deep fried chicken instead and insteand of potato i used sweet potato
      moron

      >YOU CAN'T MAKE CARBONARA WITHOUT EGGS BECAUSE... BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY?

      >BTW USING USING THICK PIG TAILS INSTEAD OF SPAGHETTI IS TOTALLY OKAY FOR SOME REASON

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who are you quoting?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >IF A MY GRAND MOTHER HAD A WHEELS SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN A BICYCLE

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks messier than your stinky cum filled bussy

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bro that shit looks dry af

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's literally glistening

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They look undercooked.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where is pesto? Everyone loves pesto. Pesto, pesto, pesto.

    • 2 months ago
      Baggie

      this, pesto is good shit. the last time i went to the cost co. one of the free samples they were passing out was ravioli stuffed with with basil and some of their pesto on top. it was good pesto, you could feel the pine nuts, nice garlic and basil flavor. i think ima get some of their pesto next time i go there

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't see the sauce

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like you need to practice more and poop comes out of there you ultra demon

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you invited me home to yours and made me a carbonara without eggs I wouldn't text you back the morning after.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would any man go for such a thing when he can put that effort into a family and a legacy instead. Living only for sexual pleasure is fricking moronic

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just a pale imitation of the real thing.
    The pasta is also trash.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't eat food prepared by gays

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      all food is prepared by gays

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    doesn't look like carbonara but I'd still happily eat it

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I want to be a boiwife and learn to cook for my future husband.
    yeah so did I, then he left me and now I'm crying.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your boyfren was Tommy cruise? Did he st least leave you a few copies of the scientology book? They sell those for a lot. Flip em.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks for the advise but no, that was just the last image I saved to my computer and I thought it was a lil funny.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks good. Id eat. Despite looking like the homosexual authentico Italiano shit. I prefer the American heavy cream fat variety.

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