Carnivore triple bacon burger

Carnivore triple bacon burger

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looking good

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks like a pain in the ass to eat

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cheese not melted

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How are you supposed to bite this monstrosity? Also,
      >unmelted cheese
      LMAOing @ your life

      Americans are obsessed with melting cheese, probably because American 'Processed cheese flavored product' is insipid plastic anyway and they are accustomed to it. But a decent un-melted cheese does add a unique flavor and is far superior.

      Having said this, OP's pic is just another futile burger attempt at creating something original.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Americans live in your head rent-free

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do Americans really?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do Europeeons really baked soft cheeses like brie cheese? Why, yes, these gays melt cheeses, too.

            Because melted cheese is delicious, especially when properly paired. Now, go get conquered again you American vassels.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Europeans live in your head rent-free

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oh no no, rent freeeeee

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >americans are obsessed with X
        and literally any other country fear saying where they're from when they try to call out americans because they all live in glass houses

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And how the frick am I supposed to eat that, Tyler?
        Go get me a skewer.

        Most of the cheese they make burgers with is actually pretty low quality in America so melting it is a bit of a necessity
        Better that people get a mouth full of runny goo than some plastic-tasting individual slice

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cheese
    whoops you failed at your carnivore diet, enjoy being a ketolardass

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's reverse vegan. Why do people pretend you can't have dairy on it? Jack fails because he's sneaking bread and also putting vegetables in his diet through seasonings. The cheese would be fine in most carnivore diets.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    too bad you weren't eaten by another animal before you decided to post

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I ate up your mom before I decided to post

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Of course you did because you suck as sex so you had to do oral you limp dicked gay.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not him but kids >

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How are you supposed to bite this monstrosity? Also,
    >unmelted cheese
    LMAOing @ your life

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ja/ck/maxing?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You could have saved him, Culinaly. Why didn't you tell him? Why?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >unironic Jokerposting
        I'm thoroughly convinced JaCulinaly is secretly based

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So many seething europoors and vegans lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure Jack's one functional limb is covering his laughter

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He can’t laugh or he might choke on his spit and die.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Jack has never been over 300 pounds his entire life
          Legitimately how has he suffered so much?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This dude's afraid of a little bread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lots of gays are

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is an eating disorder

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bet you pedos think making lasagna pasta less to be healthier is a bad thing to do as well. Go be fat in space.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Trans folk such as yourself have to watch what you eat more than normal people, we get that. Not just for your figure but also because of your anal passage, understood.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not a transvestite, sorry to disappoint you.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry ma'am

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            not yet...

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              In your dreams. 😉

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No skinny person does carnivore

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Skinny people don't eat. I am talking about healthy people and yes, many mostly carnivores are very healthy and fit. There are also those who did grow up eating unhealthy (bread, rice, pasta) that have made the change and are losing weight and becoming healthier.

          This ain't hard people. We've been through this.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You can become skinny eating anything if you portion control. It's easier on carnivore because protein fills you up.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Eating only meat is an eating disorder. If you are making bread out of cheese that's an eating disorder. I'm sorry but it is

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bet you pedos think making lasagna pasta less to be healthier is a bad thing to do as well. Go be fat in space.

      Jack definitely appears to have an eating disorder that stems from childhood food insecurity, have you seen how quickly the man eats

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He has a gay gym bro brother with pointy nipples and a schizo facebook boomer brother who has a gay voice and gay mannerisms. I’m pretty sure he scarfed his food like a dog and ran away to avoid his insane mother and weirdo brothers.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          IIRC he was the only one to come from a different father so that might have affected it.

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