Carrot Cake should be full of debris. >pineapple. >coconut. >nuts. >raisins. all of it

Carrot Cake should be full of debris.
>pineapple
>coconut
>nuts
>raisins
all of it

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick why are you posting a good opinion on Culinaly? As the OP even? Really anon?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WHERES THE CAKE?!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just take a slice you
      you DOUBLE Black person

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They should divert all the desert nuts and cream cheese frosting to carrot cake so that we can launch them into the sun all at once and for all

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cram yourself

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I agree but the most important part of any cake for me is a thick layer of frosting.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Carrot cake with just carrot and cream cheese icing is clearly superior and I'm glad someone finally said it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cream cheese frosting is gross
      Icing is clear
      If you're going to eat any kind of vegetable cake the superior frosting would be something like an orange buttercream with chocolate ganache piping
      Don't try to make the frosting heathy, too

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Buttercream doesn't go with anything. It tastes almost as bad as marzipan. At least marzipan has decorative purposes. Buttercream is midwest boomer tier trash.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Buttercream is objectively the best frosting
          I say this as a former professional baker
          Kindly please make it right and correct yourself before you wreck yourself

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yeah I wonder why its "former"
            fricking moron

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              No I sucked at baking bread, I was a natural at cake decoration, but that's a tiny element in baking
              Also baking is fricking gross and all your clothes and shoes and even your car just gets caked (no pun intended) in raw dough, frosting, icing, and grease

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >listen to my baking opinions I was a professional
                >I cant bake bread though
                buttercream sucks and youre gay

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Bread is the hardest thing to bake, any variation yields a dramatically different product, and the variations are innumerable from flour humidity to ambient humidity to proof time, temp, mix temp...
                You can alter this during the dough-making process by using different yeasts or a poolish, storing your flour in a fixed climate for a year or so, but even still, in the end, you have to be able to taste the raw dough and adjust it before you even start fermenting it
                All you're saying is that you've never worked a floor mixer, sheeter, and you haven't had decent bread, which is fine, maybe some day you will
                Don't wear an apron in the chef's style or it will get sucked into the sheeter, and if you do, carry a box cutter or you'll break your fingers trying to stop the machine
                Also get some shoes from the Goodwill because there is no way to clean them, you just have to throw them away, hopefully in someone else's dumpster because they'll be fire hazards

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                not reading all that u sux lole

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You did and we both know it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I skimmed

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Appreciate it. You know what rocked about baking?
                I was jacked AF; any dude who moves 2-5 tons of products on his back a day is gonna carve a figure
                Also the last thing you want to eat, regardless of the slampigs that rolled in every other day, is a fricking sticky bun

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Personally I prefer it as a pineapple cake with cream cheese frosting

                What line of work are you in now?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I work in marketing in the small arms industry
                I say that with an asterisk because I took the last year off, my wife was diagnosed with cancer

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Oof, I hope she’s doing well and that you’re holding up alright.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                She's in a lot of pain and is drinking about a liter of whisky a day, she doesn't want to take any painkillers
                We can't have kids now so I'm spreading my knowledge about cooking here, been doing it for like, 30 years, I know these homosexuals will just call me a Black person trans BF but I hope a few people will gain some things

                This timeline hasn't been kind to me, Anon. I just wanted to be normal, but I guess I have to be outstanding. I wish us all the best.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I can’t say that I know the full depth of that feel, but a person that tries to enrich the worthy few, even in the middle of their own struggle, is the best of us.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's fricking wierd
                To have your wife
                Your wife
                Tell you you're no longer beholden to her, that you should find another woman, because she'd no longer a woman, not with her cancer, and you should find someone else
                I mean, how is she not my ride or die b***h, and now she's ride and die

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I work in marketing
                >my wife got cancer
                There is a God.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                There is more honesty in a single shill than there is in the rest of journalism, combined

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >rest of journalism
                First of all, advertising / marketing isn't journalism, and secondly, modern journalists are just marketers and propagandists (which is just marketing but for the government.) Journalists suck because they're marketers, and marketers suck for the same reason.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >advertising / marketing isn't journalism
                Anyone who loves the law or sausages should never watch either being made
                Like I said, at least I'm honest about it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick are you talking about, moronic? Actual journalism is about finding the truth and exposing it. Marketing is about lying to and/or manipulating people in order to sell them something. The two have very little to do with each other, which is why it's so despicable when journalists just act like marketers for the government or the corporations. The only acceptable form of marketing is a black and white spec sheet.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                There are much higher ethical standards in marketing than journalism outside of citizen journalism, I know this, because I started out in traditional, mainstream journalism
                If you don't tow the line they take away your access and try to destroy you, and if you succeed they might even try to kill you
                Journalists have no idea how marketers pull their strings, either, for the most part
                When you openly admit that you have a bias and a motive, doors actually open for you
                Then I can decide whether or not I want to promote or criticize an event, product, conduct, based on my own moral and ethical standards
                Standards that were too high for me to continue as a regular newsie
                Yes, there are blatantly evil people in marketing, too
                But in marketing you get to pick a side. Journalists have to obey their superiors

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This is all just literal cope you tell yourself to try to convince yourself you didn't make a lateral move ethics-wise.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nah I get to work with some awesome charities and conservation groups and I haven't gotten any death threats since 20...10?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I think what's saddest about marketers is that they're the biggest victims of their own horseshit.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No it was Scientologists

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's everyone who bases his life around deceiving others. First, they must deceive themselves.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but you know 'cope' and other Culinaly buzzwords are so overused that unless you're able to articulate your comment in a way that doesn't fall back to it, it's easy to just write you off as another ape shitposter. So, try again.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's why I said it's literally cope, as in not the meme sense of the word, but the regular definition, in that he has a conscience and is smart enough to trick himself into thinking he's not leading an unethical life based around deception and manipulation.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I tell people about veterans charities and the Warrior Dog Foundation, shit like that, if they want to contribute it's up to them
                If you think that's crooked, man, take a break from the Internet for a little while
                Touch grass is overused here, too, but maybe go feed some birds, if you have dog or cat treats they like those, too

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                90% of large corporate-style non-profits are literal scams lmao

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I know, which is why I try to steer people away from guys like the Wounded Warriors
                Also volunteering makes a difference, it's a lot harder to skim money off a gift of time

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Personally, I just donate it to Muslim activism of my preference.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly. Slavery is impossible to exploit.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He's not wrong, working with marketing is literally being paid to lie and fool people, I don't know how this is legal.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                a healthy person could not have typed this

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You have no idea how corrupt "journalism" is

                There is some weird moronic baits going on in this thread, but I like carrot cake. I am not lying to myself or pretending its healthy. I just like it more than most cakes. You are projecting. Next you'll tell me I can't like Red Velvet cake I should just like chocolate cake - when I like red velvet cake but don't like most chocolate cake (oh it's chocolate anon you silly moron!) ah, but it tastes distinct.

                I like red velvet more than I like chocolate, but let's be honest, if you took 100 people and offered them a piece of cake, and their options were chocolate, red velvet, and carrot, and they could eat them in a room by themselves without anyone watching them, you'd be down a lot of chocolate cake
                Some red velvet (which again, I like more than chocolate when it's the real stuff, which it usually isn't)
                And like, maybe seven pieces of carrot cake, not even a whole cake (the eighth person would eat chocolate cake in protest of there not being zucchini cake because evil exists in this world, and they don't realize it's themselves)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Journalists and marketers should all die.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Now that, at least, is a better take than journalists are above public relations
                Don't call me "Sir," I work for a living

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Calm down Dornan, journalists are sub humans.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly most of them are just really, really stupid
                At my old bar there were a lot of journalists and I closed that shop five nights a week with this one chick, so I of course asked for her name, and she was like, "Chivaun" and before I could even bother finishing the sentence "Oh that's an interesting name, do you spell it--"" and she was like "it's spelled Ess-Eye-Bee..." and seriously the only interaction I had with her in three years of closing that place was her being a dumb airhead
                My fricking wife speaks Gaelic, I just thought it would be a nice way to connect to someone, she wasn't the ass/pussy that she thought she was

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Honestly most of them are just really, really stupid
                I guess this fits into "subhuman".

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't get it. She's stupid because she anticipated your question and proceeded to answer it before you asked? Maybe you're just embarrassed about her predicting you so easily.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This tbh. Great story to prove that the other anon is, in fact, the biggest fricking moron on the planet.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Ess-Eye-Bee.
                But that's not how you spell it in gaelic. Neither is Chivaun. It's Siobhan. Ess Eye Owe Bee Haitch Ei En

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No she was dumb for a bunch of reasons, but one of them was assuming only she knew Gaelic

                >Ess-Eye-Bee.
                But that's not how you spell it in gaelic. Neither is Chivaun. It's Siobhan. Ess Eye Owe Bee Haitch Ei En

                Yeah I know I fricked that up, but I didn't want to delete the post and make another post

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This meant for

                I don't get it. She's stupid because she anticipated your question and proceeded to answer it before you asked? Maybe you're just embarrassed about her predicting you so easily.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >more people like X so nobody likes Y
                Let me guess, you DID eat breakfast this morning.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Despite loving carrot cake, I wouldn't eat any of it in this situation because of exactly the sort of shit going on ITT. This situation would probably be set up by anglos, who hate vegetables and will do everything they can to cover them up while pretending they enjoy eating vegetables. Just as they wince as they choke down their vegetable smoothies rather than having veg with lunch and dinner, they add shit to carrot cake. Pineapples and dried fruit do not belong in carrot cake.
                I wouldn't have any of the three because I don't like chocolate cake and red velvet is just chocolate+dye (unless it's the better, beetroot version, which is unlikely).

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >anglos, who hate vegetables
                we conquered the world in search of better tasting food and set the first international trade routs over spices because we came from the north were we had survived on a basic few vegetables for millennia.
                We don't hate them we are just so board of them that we risked death on glorified canoes to travel for months across oceans to lands filled with cannibalistic 7'ft tall ape men just so we could get some flavorful tree bark.

                We still eat cabbage but why the frick would we get excited over it?
                I guess i shouldn't talk shit considering your culture never invented agriculture so you had to eat mud cookies and bugs so if that were the case i'm sure i would be excited over some cabbage

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The mesoamericans had more sophisticated agriculture and cleaner cities than Europeans, but unfortunately they did not have better weapons.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                We all know what happen to societies that rely on oceans for their protection (Aztecs, Inca, the US) when foreigners land.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                that only means anything for societies that cant make sea faring ships

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It means the same for societies who never had to endure a proper war, they can often field huge militareis, but they crumble in contact with enemies.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >We still eat cabbage but why the frick would we get excited over it?
                I legit get excited over vegetables in general. Certainly more than I do meat. Don't get me wrong: I like and eat meat but literally all of my favorite dishes are at least veg-centric if not outright vegan or vegetarian. I lose my shit over a dish we make where I'm from based on rice, cabbage, tomato and garlic. It's so fricking good.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Also
                >your culture never invented agriculture
                lol'ing@u, Black
                My ancestors had plumbing and basic computers when yours were still wearing loincloths and chucking spears lmao

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Last week?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's even worse than that since the Anglo Is taking credit for trade routes the Italians started. They didn't discover shit and were barely involved in the spice trade. The majority of British overseas ventures from the age of exploration and the empire dealt with sugar, tobacco, cotton and mining.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                TAKING CREDIT FOR SHIT OTHER PEOPLE DID IS moronic ON ALL LEVELS
                NONE OF YOU EVER OPERATED A SPICE ROUTE
                NONE OF YOU EVER DEVELOPED AN ARGICULTURAL TECHNIQUE
                FRICK OFF

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >NONE OF YOU EVER DEVELOPED AN ARGICULTURAL TECHNIQUE
                Would you like to bet? : )

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I was part of a team in Ontario that developed apivectoring

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Cool, I'm gonna find you and kill you.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Are you a woman, or a 70 year old man? Because if you're not either of those things, then your name isn't on the paper, and you didn't develop shit.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Also
                >your culture never invented agriculture
                lol'ing@u, Black
                My ancestors had plumbing and basic computers when yours were still wearing loincloths and chucking spears lmao

                Who gives a frick about what your ancestors did? It wasn't even most of your ancestors who did that shit; it was a few smart dudes and then a bunch of fricking morons fighting over ancient feuds, same as today. Your petty tribalism holds us all back. Have loyalty to your family members and the people you live near, have loyalty to your nation, but don't act like whatever groups you're apart of are superior to all the rest and that you're anything other than a bunch of flawed human beings trying to get through life. A person can self-assured and look out for himself and like himself without dominating others or getting into fights all the time, and so can cities and nations and civilizations. Blessed are the peacemakers.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >she says, after doing the exact same thing she's chiding someone else for

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You seem to be confusing me with another poster.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You're right. We should unite and destroy the upper class tyrants rather than fight amongst ourselves.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, the freemason aristocrats and their court israelites must be removed from society.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The best red velvet cake uses that acid-converted chocolate not beets or dye

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The problem is marketing without ethics. Inb4 'marketing ethically is an oxymoron'

                I can respect someone who extolls the virtues of a product they personally believe in. It's when lines are fudged and lying by omission becomes acceptable that things start going breasts up

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                see

                What the frick are you talking about, moronic? Actual journalism is about finding the truth and exposing it. Marketing is about lying to and/or manipulating people in order to sell them something. The two have very little to do with each other, which is why it's so despicable when journalists just act like marketers for the government or the corporations. The only acceptable form of marketing is a black and white spec sheet.

                >The only acceptable form of marketing is a black and white spec sheet.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                My B, I assumed you were being literal

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >What line of work are you in now?
                It's been about a year since I left the baking job but currently I jerk off caged animals for artificial insemination.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Cant clean shoes from baking
                Just plain wrong. Grab yourself a pair of rubber clogs. I get that flour will frick up a lot of shoes, I did the prep shift for a Neapolitan Pizzeria, but once my first pair died I got rubber clogs. Was perfect. Would just spray them off at the end of every shift before I cleaned the sink up.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Those didn't exist when I was a baker, thank you for the wholesome reply, though, you are who the world turns around on

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Cream cheese frosting is gross
        Finally someone said it. Cheesecake is gross too. Sugar and cheese do not belong.

        She's in a lot of pain and is drinking about a liter of whisky a day, she doesn't want to take any painkillers
        We can't have kids now so I'm spreading my knowledge about cooking here, been doing it for like, 30 years, I know these homosexuals will just call me a Black person trans BF but I hope a few people will gain some things

        This timeline hasn't been kind to me, Anon. I just wanted to be normal, but I guess I have to be outstanding. I wish us all the best.

        Where do you live, anon. You know, in case your wife dies, and you happen to be bisexual.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Colorado and she OK'd her sister-in-law but she doesn't have any BiLs so you're shit out of luck

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Colorado
            I was half joking but it's amusing that we're actually in the same state. If you change your mind any time in the next decade or so, just make a "middle aged widower jacked ex-baker makes a carrot cake with buttercream frosting" thread on Culinaly and I'll find it. I hope we all make it some day.

            >she OK'd [my sister] but [I don't] have any [brothers] so you're shit out of luck
            What.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              wouldnt her sister in law be your own sister
              based

              >she OK'd her sister-in-law but she doesn't have any BiLs so you're shit out of luck
              Hmmmm

              Her brother's wife's sister
              I forgot I had brothers last night, so you are in luck, I was thinking of my SIL's family, all women
              I got two bros and one's a zoomie whose crush is a tomboy and was like, am I gay? SMDH
              It's weird the conversations you run into in these situations
              Mostly cancer convos but seriously, tomboys

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You guys do a loaffundme?

                (just light joke, I mean gofundme)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                mr funny bones over here

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I really, really appreciate the sentiment
                She doesn't want anyone to know, only her immediate family and her boss know about it
                She kind of got pissed when I told her brother but I was like Christ, woman, I gotta be able to talk about this with someone

                Last summer I rescued a baby crow from a peregrine falcon and his whole crow family would come and visit me every morning after that, and then in the evenings when they'd go back to their roost
                They've migrated and I haven't seen them since August but I hope they come back soon
                Next time you go to the store get some unsalted peanuts, make some crow friends, that would make me happy
                They also like hard-boiled eggs but that's a special treat, not an every day thing

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I bought a book years ago called 'The Language of Crows' and it was a really interesting read. I think it even came with a DVD that had short videos and images about crows too, and the author had signed each copy. We just have jackdaws around here, but I always have found crows interesting. Like the dogs of the sky.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I legit think they understand some human speech
                I stuffed that little guy so full of peanuts and ice cubes last summer that his family started guarding our house
                I had a friend come out for the Fourth of July and he was like, WTF was that, and I was like, Oh, shit, I didn't introduce you to my crows, they like peanuts and don't like strangers

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ha ha, a classy and ribbing joke, good sir!
                Take my upvote, you've earned it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            wouldnt her sister in law be your own sister
            based

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >she OK'd her sister-in-law but she doesn't have any BiLs so you're shit out of luck
            Hmmmm

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And just cinnamon for seasoning, right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >just carrot and cream cheese icing
      That isn't a cake, it's vegetables with a poor choice of sauce.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    minus pineapple and nuts and Im in

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Carrot Cake should be full of debris.
    Alright let me just go to the nearest demolished building real quick.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Im more of a shrapnel fan

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    carrot cake in my country is completely different, it's smooth and light orange, usually topped with ganache

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love pineapples, but wouldn't they be a bit strong for carrot cake?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I came for the carrot cake, I leave longing for the best for you and your wife anon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i also came on the carrot cake

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have you tried making a Drunken Carrot Cake?
    It's like a cross between carrot cake and fruitcake

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if it's full of random lawn sweepings it isn't a carrot cake, it's a fruit cake, just like OP

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just made carrot cake and put pecans and forgot to put cranberries and coconut strips in
    Pineapple is ass

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's actually a real confetti cake bro. You take base for carrot cake, and add zucchini and squash. Very good.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What about these nuts?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thinking of doing a carrot cake one of these for Easter

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      post it if you do it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I thought these were supposed to be made of butter.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There's nothing stopping you from having a butter lamb, a lamb cake, and lamb chops all on one Easter.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Coconut doesn't go in any carrot cake. Not pineapple. Wtf. It isn't an ambrosia.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can't make pineapple upside-down cake without pineabbles
      Or cherries but they don't go in the name for whatever reason
      Coconuts can frick right off, though, we're on the same page there

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        imagine getting filtered by coconut lol

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Coconuts go in curry, not cake
          Imagine making chicken cake
          I've actually had weird chicken cake in Tunis, I think it's originally Moroccan, it's weird, it's like a powdered sugar chicken donut and they eat it for dessert

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            type of homosexual to have an unironic autistic meltdown at someone putting pineapple on pizza

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I like pineapple, I said so
              Pineapple and anchovies and IDGAF about Joe Rogan I've been eating that shit for 20+ years

              People say the same thing about carrot itself, dipshit.

              I also said carrot cake is gross, make a normal cake
              How fricked are people's self esteem that they can't just enjoy a piece of yellow cake
              People say it's boring, how the frick can that even be, it's cake! "I know what this needs, legumes" uh, no, frick that

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I also said carrot cake is gross
                No you didn't.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It was implied

                if you were in charge of anything mankind would still be collectively banging rocks together in caves
                you have no vision and no ability to make any difference, your children will resent you and your bloodline will die nameless

                Nobody likes carrot cake they just tell themselves they do because they're afraid of eating good cake
                My mom's like this, she's always afraid of eating meat and chocolate and anything tasty because her sister's taller and her mom treated my aunt better because of it
                Liking carrot cake is a form of self-abuse

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                the absolute fatty cope stench of you

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Bruh, I'm one of those skinny guys who just eats whatever and I hardly exercise so there's no good reason for any of it, but don't worry, I'm always, always cold
                Funfetti4lyfe carrots get wrecked

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >who just eats whatever
                except for anything not suited to a childs palate

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >It was implied
                You entered a thread specifically about carrot cake and proceeded to complain about everything that isn't carrot cake. It absolutely was not implied.
                And even if it WAS implied, you still never SAID it, which is what you claimed to have done. Take the L on this one, it's over.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                b***h i love carrot cake. i live for it. i put rum suace on that shit. im making carriot cake for my birthday. im gonna buy premade carrot cake today because im lazy. the best birthday cake i made was a jaffa cake. but the second best? carrot cake and thats only because i forgot the rum suauceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                There is some weird moronic baits going on in this thread, but I like carrot cake. I am not lying to myself or pretending its healthy. I just like it more than most cakes. You are projecting. Next you'll tell me I can't like Red Velvet cake I should just like chocolate cake - when I like red velvet cake but don't like most chocolate cake (oh it's chocolate anon you silly moron!) ah, but it tastes distinct.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                if you were in charge of anything mankind would still be collectively banging rocks together in caves
                you have no vision and no ability to make any difference, your children will resent you and your bloodline will die nameless

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            People say the same thing about carrot itself, dipshit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can't make pineapple upside-down cake without pineabbles
      Or cherries but they don't go in the name for whatever reason
      Coconuts can frick right off, though, we're on the same page there

      coconut is the ultimate pleb filter

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'll eat it just fine i just don't love it. Its not the taste either. It's a consistency issue. Idk why but it feels weird. All the same, ill stfu and eat it if somebody serves it.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All it needs is carrot, onion, garlic, celery and rosemary.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Smooth cake texture between smooth layers of cream cheese is what makes carrot cake so pleasant. You can put a small amount of something in it if you really want, but only limited to one filling and kept subtle. Like you should only be tasting it maybe every other bite.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sorry. I'm a Swiss purist. Carrot cake needs carrots. Not pineapple. Not raisins. If you're doing the Aargauer version, then the flour can be swapped for almond flour and the eggs should be separated and the yolks and albumens beaten separately and recombined like when making a souffle.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You Swiss are so fricking autistic and dedicated to your little crafts / tasks that you don't notice or care that you're sharing your country with slave-owning globalist aristocrats!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Renting land for these people is the core of the Swiss economy.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're all in secret societies and eat dog on Christmas.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Not really, Swiss is a mix of a bastion against social and economic issues found on the West, and a great leisure stop. All with easy access for dirty money.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You aid and abet economic terrorists.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Calm down /misc/

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                if not switzerland, bulgaria woulda dunnit

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                doesn't make it right

                Calm down /misc/

                eat shit, homosexual

                >You Swiss
                Eh. Maybe it was a poor choice of words to say I'm a Swiss purist. I'm a purist to the Swiss way of making carrot cake. I'm not Swiss myself. Swiss-adjacent since my mum's Swiss and I've got family I visit in Switzerland but I'm not a Swissizen.
                >you don't notice or care that you're sharing your country with slave-owning globalist aristocrats!
                And why would you think that my family and I are not those very aristocrats? I mean... we're not... but you wouldn't know that.
                Either way, that doesn't change the fact that carrot should be carrot and not pineapple.

                >And why would you think that my family and I are not those very aristocrats
                Because most people aren't one of them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >You Swiss
        Eh. Maybe it was a poor choice of words to say I'm a Swiss purist. I'm a purist to the Swiss way of making carrot cake. I'm not Swiss myself. Swiss-adjacent since my mum's Swiss and I've got family I visit in Switzerland but I'm not a Swissizen.
        >you don't notice or care that you're sharing your country with slave-owning globalist aristocrats!
        And why would you think that my family and I are not those very aristocrats? I mean... we're not... but you wouldn't know that.
        Either way, that doesn't change the fact that carrot should be carrot and not pineapple.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hundred percent agreed, rum soaked golden raisins and dates too.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only if you hate carrots.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should be called compost cake. Nasty slop.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sauce?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

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      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >go to greedyeats.com
        >it's all kosher recipes

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