>cashier recognizes you and asks if you want the usual

>cashier recognizes you and asks if you want the usual

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    at least it's not the girl at Alko

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you sound like an alko

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    smokes or booze?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      tendies with a side of the 'dew

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is Culinaly, not fricking normie central Facebook or Snapchat.

      Barely any of us drink, shit's horrible and makes you age faster, it tastes bad and makes you stupid. And don't even get me started on smoking.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Go back to Instagram fricking moron.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The coward speaks!!! 😀

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Barely any of us drink, shit's horrible and makes you age faster, it tastes bad and makes you stupid
        so what's your excuse, just born that way?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          My IQ is in the high 140s.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I've been on Culinaly since 2005 and on Culinaly since 2010, moron. We've had al/ck/ohol and toba/ck/o threads on this board for as long as I've been coming.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Never even once have I seen a tobacco thread on Culinaly, it's not even related to neither food nor cooking.

          As for the alcohol threads, I'm pretty sure they're started by some alcoholics coming over from Reddit every now and then. Literally no one takes them seriously.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Never even once have I seen a tobacco thread on Culinaly
            lurk moar fgt

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's really fricking pathetic to see such an obvious newhomosexual trying and failing so hard to fit in.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You are stupid. At this point Culinaly is even more of an alcoholic website than an anime website. This place magnetizes miserable rejects and those with mental health problems, and this board gets more than the average just because of being the "food" board. In b4 booze ain't food, we all know better. I'm even an ardent "alcohol is gross" poster but I'm still drinking the rocket fuel damn near every day.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHa

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        My IQ is in the high 140s.

        ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Weed. Every now and then I'll drop a strip of LSD or a quarter of shrooms. I really want to try DMT but can't get my hands on it and I don't trust online homosexualry/black market bullshit. Not wasting my time getting scammed, doxxed, or arrested. I did just buy a handle of vodka that I'll probably nurse throughout the weekend but that's only because I ran out of weed and had bills to pay so couldn't get more had to settle for piss water.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just give her a confused look, tell her you don't have a usual, and order something you never get.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't do this, that would look really weird.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I've done it at three places and it worked every time. I had to abandon at least twenty other places before thinking up the strategy.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    be like heh that was my twin

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >liquor store grill doesn't give me a smile anymore

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      maybe you should ask her why she isn't smiling.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ask her if she's upset. Tell her you remember her always smiling.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        dont ask her if shes upset, girls hate it when you just "assume" what theyre feeling. just letting her know that you noticed she isnt seeming chirpy is enough.
        t.gay

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're right, after posting I thought to myself it's better if he asks her if she had a rough day. Then it only assumes circumstances why she's not smilling and not her feels.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            kek still have no idea how annoying that'd be.

            make a joke, or talk about something random. dwelling on ANYTHING negative is pussy repellent

            t. pussy chaser

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          lmao who gives a frick I'm half drunk and couldn't care less about her feelings anyway

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hit her with the
      >you should smile more...heh

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Women do love that

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Always eating/drinking the same thing
    shiggy diggy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literally this. OP feels ashamed of himself for being a same shit every day moron with zero curious spirit and externalizes the blame on someone else for noticing that he goes to the same place and orders the same thing all the time.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry. Blame? Where does anybody get blamed for anything? You need better language skills.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off stupid autistic Black person
          >OP has interaction with cashier
          >instead of reflecting on his behavior, gets upset at the cashier for noticing it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            OP got upset with himself because he got noticed. Everyone who belongs here knows this. Go back.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Always order something different
    >Have been asked this before by places I frequent
    >Think to myself "What the frick I don't have a usual the frick are these people smoking"
    >Never return because the establishment is clearly run by pod people

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Been there. Now I actually don't give a frick. Those minimum paid slaves are there for Me. I'm king.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is a bad thing because.... ?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's not a bad thing. If you are a regular who has earned the staff's respect you get much better service than the average customer.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Psycho perspective.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          LOL, happens to me all the time anon. Just last week a co-worker was commenting that at one of the places we go to to grab a meal when we enter the staff knows my name and has my order cooking even before I place it. Meanwhile my co-worker has to place his order while the staff tries to remember his name. Even though he's wearing his workshirt with his name on it.

          That's service.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, you already informed us you're a psycho.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You have a strange definition of 'psycho' anon. Enjoy tonight's sleep in your mother's basement anon. I'll enjoy mine in the main bedroom of my rowhouse that i'm still paying a mortgage on.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I thought i was pretty awkward and anxious, but ive never understood why Culinalyners are scared of being recognized by employees.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      because they are pathetic undersocialized wretches afraid of people for no good reason at all

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Also keep on mind, cashiers are humans {kinda} Also, could be your sister or nephew. They are doing lousy job. Thank them

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a cute girl asked if i wanted ‘my usual’ at timmies and i awkwardly was like ‘uh nah i’ll have [my other usual]’
    maybe i could’ve banged that cashier pussy if i had one usual, bros

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >bartender knows me
    >we're friends on social media
    >we have each other's phone numbers
    >she asks me if I want the usual
    Am I an alcoholic?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Probably. Also gay

      [...]

      I had sex with her!
      Still gay.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Man you're insulting him, but I'd never get that far with a bartender even - though it is rare to come across female bartenders around here.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >cashier asks "Be back tomorrow? Haha!"
    >will in fact be back tomorrow
    Stupid old ass b***h

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When this happens I usually don't go there for months or even never ever.
    Unless it's my Döner guy

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >get a couple Steelies every day during lockdown
    >quit drinking for a year
    >decide I want a drink, but grab something different
    >guy asks if I switched to those now ha ha
    That’s enough motivation to never go back

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Steelpill me, I think all alcohol is basically gross so I don't care for the taste and the price is obviously right. How's the hangover though? That's really the only factor my buying is motivated by.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >middle aged guy comes in for the 2nd time today, every day
    >pint of evan williams black label, sometimes white if he's feeling fancy
    >asks for a dollar for bus fare in coins
    >never has cash for the liquor but the store owner lets him keep a tab for some reason
    >waits until he hits the $500 cutoff limit and then pays off his tab

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't even need to see me. All I had to do was say call and say "I'd like to place an order for carry-out, please" and they'd rattle it off without me needing to tell them. I miss that place like you wouldn't believe.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >cute girl at the local poke place looks like Rory Gilmore and knows my order by heart

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Come across this while watching Gilmore Girls right now.
      Creepy....

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this was me with the pizza place near my university, i would go there every day for lunch

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >cute cashier smiles at me and treats me like a human being
    >can never go to that store again

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >they do that after the third time
    frick OFF

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >cashier recognizes you and says hello

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    v true, in reality i can't stand the vast majority of my regulars
    but they all think im great

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There is nothing worse than being recognized by the wagie at the store or restaurant you are visiting, and then having the wagie try to talk to you as if you are somehow equals in any possible way. When this happens, I can feel my stomach turning sour, and then within seconds, I tend to find myself projectile vomiting on the wagie.
    The thought of someone who earns $14 an hour talking to me, when I retired after making less than $10 an hour makes me SICK. They aren't even human.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You are one pathetic motherfricker. Seriously, you're trolling a COOKING BOARD, with TWO threads? If you can't get laid, getting a fricking hooker, already.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so what if i'll have the usual? i like what i like. there's absolutely nothing wrong with that.

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