>catches crumbs of fricking everything. >slurps up every liquid near your face

>catches crumbs of fricking everything
>slurps up every liquid near your face
seriously bros
what do we do about this?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    punch him in the face next time

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you forgot to mention how gallantly they defend ones virginity

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this is a food board not a blog board

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        and it's certainly not a bea'd boa'd

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          im talking about eating and you're talking about your life
          frick you

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you're talking about how gross it is to have a beard. even Gallic barbarians kept themselves presentable

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              what does your picture of a gay prostitute have to do with anything

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                it's an ancient sculpture of a literal barbarian anon. sort yourself out, stinkyface.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >literal barbarian
                Gauls were known to have male lovers mate, frick off with your "barbarian = tough" larp.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                gauls are beautiful and so are celts. römans are little chubby brown ewoks.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >gauls are beautiful
                So that anon was right calling him a "male prostitute".
                >the jobber of Alesia
                Lol, lmao even.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                don't be glib anon. nobody likes that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They don't, THOUGH

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      not accurate, unless it's shitty

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not Culinaly related, but just trim the moustache so that it doesn't go into your mouth when eating.

      >t. unable to grow a beard

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just shave? I hate shaving but I hate having a beard more. It's like one of the clean your room shits that petersen talks about. If you have an unruly beard you probably have a dirty room.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        sometimes I get a little sad that I can't grow a beard but then I remember I have an aesthetic jawline so I don't need one. Would hate to have to be somebody who NEEDS a beard to be attractive

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Amazing how without the beard he looks even more like a pedophile that he is.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Someone post that oldtimey russian propaganda pic where a guy hides his weak jawline with a beard

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Congrats on her transition

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        reddit dad to fat twink

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Who is Peterson? What the frick are you talking about?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Come on bro how do you not know about Lobster man

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This guy?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Someone should make Jordan a lobster themed suit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Juden Petersein

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shave it. I unironically grew a mustache just for fun recently (I've been a clean shaven Chad my entire life) and I kept getting crusty greasy shit all over it.

    Beards are for homosexuals and are only acceptable for religious purposes.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have no beard and I get food and sauces all over my face, lips and chin. Your beard is disgusting.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I get food and sauces all over my face, lips and chin
      why are you bragging about this?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not. It just happens. I can't imagine how dirty a beard is.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah I bet you can't imagine having morning wood either

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he never bit into a good eggplant parma sub before

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      are you literally moronic or just got unusable hands?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have a full beard I have literally never gotten food stuck in it. It might get stuck in the moustache (especially with drinks) but that can easily be cleaned with the quick wipe of a tissue.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I have literally never gotten food stuck in it except for when I do
      frick you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The moustache is not part of the beard, thoughbeit. And even then, won't even really get "stuck" since it's incredibly simple to clean.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >A full beard consists of hair on the upper and lower lip, the chin, the cheeks, and the sideburns, without any natural or shaven gap.
          ahem
          frick you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So disgusting.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Beards are just fricking disgusting and more often than not contain fecal bacteria.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My coworker is the only one in the company who could grow a truly amazing full beard but he is always clean shaven because of this specific study.
      Honestly? kinda based

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >STUDIES SHOW-

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      so is your toothbrush my man

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >item in the bathroom has bathroom bacteria
        SAY IT AIN'T SOOOOUHHOOHHHH

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yep, better stop brushing your teeth right

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            by that logic everybody should grow a beard because turd matter = good

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              that is such an unbelievably moronic response to what I said

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >huh I want to limit turd matter in my life
                >guess I'll shave my beard since it's not necessary
                >WELL YOU SHOULD ALSO GIVE UP EVERYTHING THAT IS NECESSARY LIKE BRUSHING YOUR TEETH TOO!!
                no, I think you just lack logical skills

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                at least i don't eat turds

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                FRICKING SHIT

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That sounds like shooter mcgabber

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                shave your head too, make yourself head to toe a squeaky hairless little dweeb in fear of microscoping particles that no one can detect or be negatively influenced by in any way, surgically attach a colostomy bag to your rectum, this will keep you from being a shit covered monster and women will finally want to sleep with you

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                true, I finally got laid by never shaving, or showering. that's what women love, a guy who has no facial hygiene whatsoever

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                if only it were possible to simultaneously have a beard and practice hygiene, oh well, I guess the science just isnt there yet

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >simultaneously have a beard and practice hygiene
                unfortunately everyone with beards either oils it (which is gross to women) or has dogshit hygiene in general. beards are just not really cool in anyway whatsoever unless you are like 14 and think it's manly

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No 14y.o has a beard

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                didnt read the rest of your guys convo but i had a full beard at 14 swear on me mum

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ok Willy.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                and yet I am still preferred by women over an angry little barefaced twink, go figure

                My point isn't that 14 year olds have beards, it's that only a 14 year old mentality idolizes beards, even down to accusing anyone who doesn't of being a virgin

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah. No. Lol.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Very mature and inciteful comment

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                go eat some more poop

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                frick meant to type insightful, too much alcohol in my beard

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >T. Beard, BBQ, mollases and whiskey is my personality.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                my buddy Dennis had a full on beard at 14 and he looked like he was 24

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                my buddy Frank had a full beard when he was thirteen and he looked 25

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                my buddy Frank had a full beard when he was thirteen and he looked 25

                no they didn't

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                my buddy Sandre had a full beard when he was 12, dude loked 26

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                the local priest must have haaated him

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's real. Maybe it doesn't happen in the current era of zoomers and gen alpha, after all the microplastics, birth control estrogen in the water, etc. Maybe you zoom zooms and alphags are too test-deficient to grow a beard. Mine grew in right around that 13-14 age. Minus a few times at a shitty office job where I went clean-shaven, I've kept it for the 20 years since that time.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Mine grew in right around that 13-14 age.
                Same and I was just talking about it at an eclipse party the missus and I went to thrown by a pair of lesbians. One of them and I started talking because we're both hapas (well, I'm only a quarterchino) and she brought up about how she was going to clubs and getting into shows as young as 14 because the world is easy when you're a cute mixed girl and I mentioned that I've been at least 5'11 since around that age and was able to grow a full beard by then, too, so I was getting into bars and buying alcohol with few problems from 14 or so, so long as I didn't shave the fricker, which I hated doing anyway.
                It's weird. I looked old for my age as a teenager and look young for my age in my thirties.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I had a goatee at 14 and a full beard by senior year of highschool

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                my pal carthur had a goatee at 13 and a full beard by sophmore year of highschool

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                my buddy Sandre had a full beard when he was 12, dude loked 26

                what are these names

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i am from benin

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I had a full beard at 11, i shaved for the school's orientation day and within a month of classes people thought i was a grown man posing as a high-schooler

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yea okay Jump Street

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                21 jump street was about adults that looked like kids
                It wouldn't work otherwise
                Man remember when Johnny Depp was a serious actor?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Johnny Depp
                My wife and I were talking about that the other day. How does he go from Gilbert Grape to wearing guyliner and a silly wig?
                Then she brought up One Hour Photo, which I've never seen but know stars Robin Williams in a creepy role so I brought up Insomnia, which also had Williams in a creepy role so we're gonna watch both this week.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                There's something dark inside of all great comedians, and they use that pain to deliver serious roles like none other
                I say watch One Hour Photo first because it's fricked up, use Insomnia as a mental palate cleanser

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >uhhh actually beards make you less masculine
                >uhh but also having a beard means you dont know how to use shampoo
                nice cope chang

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Stfu Timmy. Your beard has fecal matter in it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                and yet I am still preferred by women over an angry little barefaced twink, go figure

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                sanitize the world

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I keep my toothbrush covered

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hmmmm

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ive stuck my tongue into too many buttholes to even remotely care about this

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kys

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          now how would i stick my tongue into a further many buttholes if i did that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/kgAaAhx.png

      hmmmm

      i am so tired of these media hoaxes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      t.morons that dont put shampoo and conditioner through their beard daily

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Men just put a BLADE to their face each morning

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Can we see those studies?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >study claims whatever conveniently supports my personal beliefs

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >study claims whatever conveniently supports my personal beliefs
            Nonsense. Next you'll claim that studies are written to support the author's or funder's political or financial agenda, that most studies aren't replicable or that exactly those studies get quoted 153 times more!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That pic is fricking grim.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          for the record i have massive balls and it makes my dick look tiny

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      People with beards think you have to have facial hair otherwise you're not a man, but they also are lazy and can't be bothered to shave, or keep their room / living space clean, and are disgusting stinking slobs and make everything gross. So, by extension, they also don't wipe after peeing and they probably do a poor job at wiping their ass cracks after taking a shit too, and ultimately after peeing, they think they don't need to wash their hands.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >People with beards think you have to have facial hair otherwise you're not a man
        Not even remotely true lmao
        What sort of complete shut in could believe such a ridiculous claim never mind actually say it?
        I at first had a beard cuz my dad's a dick, never taught me how to shave properly and I was afraid if cutting myself. I'm

        >Mine grew in right around that 13-14 age.
        Same and I was just talking about it at an eclipse party the missus and I went to thrown by a pair of lesbians. One of them and I started talking because we're both hapas (well, I'm only a quarterchino) and she brought up about how she was going to clubs and getting into shows as young as 14 because the world is easy when you're a cute mixed girl and I mentioned that I've been at least 5'11 since around that age and was able to grow a full beard by then, too, so I was getting into bars and buying alcohol with few problems from 14 or so, so long as I didn't shave the fricker, which I hated doing anyway.
        It's weird. I looked old for my age as a teenager and look young for my age in my thirties.

        Then, when I figured it out and found I hated shaving, it was laziness. Then I got lupus and developed rashes and some scarring under my beard so now, it covers them up.
        I couldn't give a halfpenny frick if someone else has a beard or not and I strongly doubt anyone really puts that much thought into it either. Anyone but you, anyway.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >god gives me a pretty shit jawline
    >but i can grow a full thick beard
    >but i have seborrheic dermatitis that gets worse if my beard gets long
    he must be cackling up there

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The origin of the story appears to be this segment from a TV news network in New Mexico, which involved a reporter swabbing a “handful” of men’s beards and then sending the swabs to a microbiologist in a lab to culture any microbes present.
    >The reporter then interviewed the microbiologist, John Golobic, who identified a few of the bacteria present as “enterics”, that is they are bacteria that normally live in the intestines.
    >“Those are the types of things you’d find in faeces,” he said.
    >And that’s all. Somehow, from this story other media organisations have managed to get poo in beards.
    >While it is true that human faeces are partially composed of gut bacteria, it’s not accurate to describe those bacteria on their own as faeces.
    >Further, even if this was a properly conducted scientific study with a large number of samples and published in a reputable journal, there wouldn’t necessarily be any cause for concern.
    >Human skin is home to great diversity of microbes, and it’s not unheard of for types of bacteria normally found in the gut, such as E. coli, to be also found on the skin.
    >Another study in the Journal of Hospital Infection examined how facial hair affects the prevalence of potential pathogens such as Staphylococcus aureus (golden staph).
    >It found that having a beard actually reduced the likelihood of antibiotic-resistant bacteria and S. aureus being present on the skin. It also found that hospital workers with beards shed more bacteria than those without beards, supporting the earlier study mentioned.
    >However, the unbearded workers still shed enough bacteria to emphasise the importance of everyone wearing face coverings for sterile procedures, regardless of your facial hair situation.
    >So in summary: there is more crap in these stories about poo in beards than there is in beards. So chaps, you can all relax.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In other news, scientific reporting by media outlets is garbage, more news tonight at 10.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If I'm eating alone at home I've had many times where I just give up wiping my mouth mid meal and wash my beard afterward in the bathroom. You really need to have good beard genetics and a lacking jawline to make having a long beard worth it. You also need to maintain/shape it but that's not too bad.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had a beard when I was 10

    >a person who pretends to have a romantic or sexual relationship with someone else in order to conceal the other's true sexual orientation: the closeted male and his female “beard”.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same kind of. Then I dumped her since I thought it would make me look cool to my boycrush.

      https://i.imgur.com/1b8v0PA.png

      >catches crumbs of fricking everything
      >slurps up every liquid near your face
      seriously bros
      what do we do about this?

      https://i.imgur.com/RjwUNym.png

      Beards are just fricking disgusting and more often than not contain fecal bacteria.

      Wash your face, and try not to spill food over yourself

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Beards are sexy and manly
    Only gays and dumb b***hes dislike a bearded male

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      turns out the majority of women prefer clean shaven, but that doesn't invalidate your statement, necessarily

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's because the majority of women are dumb b***hes lol

        >gays
        >disliking beards
        thanks anon, I needed a laff

        I mean gay in the non homosexual way

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >gays
      >disliking beards
      thanks anon, I needed a laff

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Beards CAN be sexy and manly but they have to be groomed and maintained. None of that wispy, patchy BS that some people have

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >tipping_fedora.gif

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Beards CAN be sexy
        and dirty.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have a full beard and rando women ask me if they can touch it
    At least they ask, Marines just get in there

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gross. You're spreading diseases.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The women usually ask to see how much weight they can put on it, too
        Marines just like to twirl it, run their fingers through it
        That's not even a joke it's a reality that full-beard havers have to live with, it's weird, it's like it becomes this communal thing
        Also everyone wants to know how many years it takes to grow out and they never believe me when I say nine
        >years?
        >no months, about nine months to get down to here, the last couple of inches maybe a year
        Why the frick does anyone think guys grow full beards? We're tired of shaving or trimming constantly, like 3x daily to stay clean-shaven
        I burned out my last beard trimmer, replaced it with a commercial dog clipper, but I hardly use it anyway

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >We're tired of shaving or trimming constantly
          So you admit you're lazy. So you have a beard. Omg.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            My face broke a machine, that was God telling me to rock a full beard

            >nine
            Holy frick. My hair is dirty after 3days. Your beard...the next pandemic

            I shower at least once daily, twice in the summers, you still have to do maintenance
            Bonus the bottom half of my face no longer gets sunburned

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              9 years. You have no idea how much food splashes on your face anymore cause it's been a long time. Even coffee drips.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I said 9 months, chinlet
                Jesus just use cutlery you won't get your face dirty
                I use straws and have a gilded age gold luster mustache mug

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Even a fork, when you bring food to your mouth can drip. How do you drink soup? And when you eat your Sunday froot loops with milk while you watch your Sunday funnies?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You hold your beard back while you eat
                If somehow this fricks up just wash up in the bathroom sink, it's OK to excuse yourself but after a while you get used to it
                I don't drink soup and I specifically use dessert forks and spoons because they're smaller
                Also the bacterial cultures that do form actually make you safer and prevent the transmissions of certain illnesses including some respiratory kinds
                We evolved to have beards for a lot of reasons, even asians have some facial hair, the only people who didn't are basically all indians (feather not dot)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Idk. Girls spend lots of time on their hair. So your beard is probably like that too.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >you still have to do maintenance
              lol
              Wife accused me of taking long showers on Sundays to avoid services (I don't always go) but I explained that Sunday is my day to bathe properly. The rest of the week, I do what I call maintenance showers or Carlin showers, which I named after George Carlin's gag about not needing to shower everyday so long as you wash the four key areas (armpits, butthole, crotch and teeth; you can save time if you use the same brush for each). But Sundays, I give myself a proper scrub down.
              She said I was disgusting. I see if as hey, I don't stink, no one's the wiser and I still wash with soap and hot water so what's the big deal?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >nine
          Holy frick. My hair is dirty after 3days. Your beard...the next pandemic

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >We're tired of shaving or trimming constantly
          >Still have to trim my moustache and shave my werewolf cheeks
          There's literally no escape.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >touches your beard
      >20mins later: why does my hand smell like a litter box

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I grew it recently out of nostalgia or something but didn't get any reactions

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't eat like a slob. Worst that happens to me is I get a little soup or sauce or whathaveyou in my moustache but never in my beard. I can't even imagine how one would have to eat/drink to get liquids dribbling down his beard. Crumbs I can understand. They're unpredictable sumbitches. But anything else? You eat like a slob

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you've serious never eaten a sandwich or burger that the restaurant made a little to greasy and squirts on your face like a pornstar pretending to have an orgasm?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i don't watch porn

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          then ignore the bonus funny joke and answer the question

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >funny
            I'd rather have a shit-beard than a coom-brain

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              or you could have neither, but you just can't resist

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              or you could have neither, but you just can't resist

              can't I do both?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          T. Makes gay porn with bearded men in his basement.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Don't answer for me.

          you've serious never eaten a sandwich or burger that the restaurant made a little to greasy and squirts on your face like a pornstar pretending to have an orgasm?

          Not to that extent, no. I suppose I'm strange. The missus has a best friend who is actually amazed at me eating things like saucy ribs or buffalo wings and not getting shit all over myself. I just always put it to that she's a barbarian surrounded by barbarians and never encountered people who can eat a meal without using 37 napkins during the process. I like her and her husband but i detest watching either of them eat. My six year old is less messy.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you sound like a frufrulala homoman

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >and not getting shit all over myself
            You are.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              He technically isn't it gets in his beard but doesn't touch his actual skin so he thinks he isn't

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, but I have to pay extra for the service. I'm talking about at barbecues and shit.

              He technically isn't it gets in his beard but doesn't touch his actual skin so he thinks he isn't

              I wash my face often tho.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, that one's exquisite

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only time you actually need to shave is for a drivers liscence photo or a job interview.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have a full beard and it only really catches food when I let it grow too much. Like weeks of no shaving

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stop being a messy eater and this won't happen.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i have a bigass beard and it manages to stay clean, sounds like youre just a fricking slob

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think you should maybe taste your beard from time to time. It won't taste like soap and kittens, it'll taste like last Wednesday's beef stew, and probably a little poop.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kittens smell gross

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        mine tastes like c**t

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        mine tastes of your moms pussy. cause i ate it. last night.
        i fricked your mom.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You just get food for later.
    >it's yet another culture war thread about how beards (masculine facial hair) is suddenly bad due to a combination of strictly 20th century and beyond businessman propaganda and some modern e-grifter nonsense

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've spent almost a decade of my life with a full beard now. Neither of those are real problems.
    The tip of your mustache will wet if you drink quick and deep from an open cup, maybe, but a simple flick of the tongue and drag of the bottom lips resolves all of that.
    The only thing you should catch crumbs from are sandviches, stuff that would have fallen onto the plate, your lap, or the floor otherwise. The type of stuff that would rest on top and be easily picked up, only worked into your beard if you work them in like a moron.
    Wet eggs in a sandvich though. The yolk will get into your mustache and the soul patch. Can't do shit about that one. Gotta wash it out with some water.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that's why it's called the flavor saver
    if you don't like it shave it

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty much stuck with it, unfortunately. The older I get, the more fricked up my face looks like without a beard. I look like Richard Nixon now that I'm old. It's not bad, I just didn't expect it. I'd prefer to cover up my face with a thick beard. I dunno how to take a compliment. I'd rather not

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    beards are for soys now

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    People who had full beards in high school were always gross to me.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    beardlets are pathetic just shave it you are all delusional

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My little sister giggles when I kiss her when she leaves for school because my beard tickles, it's the main reason why I keep it. I don't know why her vulva is so ticklish.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Being clean shaven / shaving off your beard is anti-semitic. Think about it.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SHAVE IT!
    SHAVE IT! SHAVE IT! SHAVE IT!

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    shave and accept your lizard neck/invisible jaw/inwards chin

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hey I don't have any of those! I do have male pattern baldness though so that's why I compensate

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that's why i keep a close-trimmed short beard if i want to grow one or take a break from shaving. can't stand getting food caught in the stache

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    uh... shave?

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Literally not my problem, my wife cleans the crumbs and drinks are a non issue as I only drink water which goes down it
    >verification not required

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just dont be white?

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do other people with beards really not take a wet paper towel to their face after eating? I get acne if I don't do that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how do you get so much shit on your face bro

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the moustache can be a problem if I don't keep it properly-trimmed/groomed but I've never has any other kind of problem. maybe stop being a slob?

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have a cloth and I wash face as needed. Or I waste a few paper towels

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Here's my beard. It's a pain to keep clean while eating, the long moustache often gets caught in my teeth when eating large sandwiches, and keeping every hair in place can get more than a bit tedious, but I like it. Every man should grow a beard once in their life.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Disgusting. At least trim it down to stubble or a light beard.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wash it properly with water and soap after eating? idiot

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