Cheap Festival Food

I love going to music festivals, but I'm broke as frick. I need some food that I will be able to survive with and that won't get spoiled if it gets really warm or really humid outside. Any ideas? I'm sick to death of cheap protein bars.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Deenz.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol

      Oranges. Pistachios. Beef jerky. Eggs and bacon one morning. If you do your drugs correctly you won’t need to eat that much food anyways.

      if you do drugs for days and don't eat some light carbs you'll collapse
      i suggest some biscuits and some sandwiches as a base, then nuts and fruits as bonus and of course dark chocolate but be careful not to let it melt

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oranges. Pistachios. Beef jerky. Eggs and bacon one morning. If you do your drugs correctly you won’t need to eat that much food anyways.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just bring a few gallons of whole milk and drink them throughout the festival.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought most music festivals forbid outside food and drinks from entering the grounds, specifically so they can charge you $8 for a bottle of water

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm camping outside of the grounds to save money. Frick the 30 euro kebabs.

      So you have any method of cooking or is this a grab and go situation?

      Grab and go only, I'm kind of wary of taking cooking equipment along because theft ispretty common.

      Oranges. Pistachios. Beef jerky. Eggs and bacon one morning. If you do your drugs correctly you won’t need to eat that much food anyways.

      lol
      [...]
      if you do drugs for days and don't eat some light carbs you'll collapse
      i suggest some biscuits and some sandwiches as a base, then nuts and fruits as bonus and of course dark chocolate but be careful not to let it melt

      All right, thanks.

      https://i.imgur.com/J23x77D.jpg

      Cereal. Get like six 1L cartons of shelf-stable UHT milk and two big boxes of some half-decent breakfast cereal. Something you actually want to eat, but not like fricking fruit loops or whatever.
      The milk has enough protein, fat and micros plus some hydration, then the fiber from the cereal keeps you regular.
      Get a pack of paper bowls and some wet naps to clean a spoon because you don't know when you'll be able to wash a regular bowl out.

      Sounds nice, but won't the milk just spoil? It will be summer.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        UHT milk is shelf-stable until you open it. That's why you should get a few smaller cartons of it instead of a big gallon one.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          All right, thanks, seems like a good idea.

          What about Uncrustables and trail mix (with M&Ms and/or Reese’s pieces for the chocolate)? They’re both pretty heat tolerant, calorie dense, and presumably very shareable.

          >Uncrustables
          Not in my country.
          >trail mix
          Sounds great, cheap and nutritious. Thanks anon.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    GORP

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So you have any method of cooking or is this a grab and go situation?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cereal. Get like six 1L cartons of shelf-stable UHT milk and two big boxes of some half-decent breakfast cereal. Something you actually want to eat, but not like fricking fruit loops or whatever.
    The milk has enough protein, fat and micros plus some hydration, then the fiber from the cereal keeps you regular.
    Get a pack of paper bowls and some wet naps to clean a spoon because you don't know when you'll be able to wash a regular bowl out.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cereal and milk has an awful calorie:dollar ratio.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        In this case it's just the shelf-stable milk that makes it expensive, being about $0.10/oz rather than $0.02/oz for regular refrigerated milk. Still though, for $30 you can have 2 kilos of ready-to-eat nutritious carbs and enough milk to last a few days. I'm assuming half of the cereal would be eaten dry by hand and given to friends as well. Everyone loves the guy who hands out bowls of cereal to fazed-out hoologans on a 3-day molly bender.
        You could also go the route of dry milk but that's just a whole thing with rehydrating it, it stops being a convenience at that point and you might as well prepare sandwiches or oatmeal.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snake was right tho

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pic
      but isn't the snake right here

      It depends on your definition of "right"

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >YHWH tells Adam/Eve that fruit will kill them
        >They eat fruit
        >They don't die, instead gain intelligence
        YHWH: pants on fire

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >they get cast out of paradise, become mortal and then die
          check mate atheists

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            One of the more interesting things about Genesis is how during the second creation story (with the Garden), there's no "us" when talking about 'Gods' and how God isn't an all-powerful wizard thing. He literally walks around in the garden like a man and he genuinely can't find Adam and Eve when they hide from him

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's a common theme in Genesis. Noah also physically wrestles with God. I would guess that it's a narrative tool for the authors to say that Yahweh and Man have a unique, personal, relationship that differs from other God's in the near east (ie. Baal). He's not someone that's just there doing his own thing, but someone who will work with mankind.

              That's just my uneducated opinion.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jacob, not Noah.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What about Uncrustables and trail mix (with M&Ms and/or Reese’s pieces for the chocolate)? They’re both pretty heat tolerant, calorie dense, and presumably very shareable.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pic
    but isn't the snake right here

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    peanut butter and bread
    bananas

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    eve, however, doesnt die after taking a bite out of the apple therefore the snake is right

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      she did though, it just took a while

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    camping/backpacking food

    tuna/salmon/chicken packets for protein
    cerial / oats for fiber
    nuts / peanut butter for fat
    dried fruit for carbs

    if you can bring a camp stove then you can also do oatmeal, powdered mashed potatoes, rice, dried meals, etc.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bricks of cheese at Aldi are like $1.50. Take some pepperjack, colby, sharp cheddar and apples. Should keep you going without hunger. A jar of real peanut butter and a spoon works too.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Canned ravioli

    Aren’t europoors all about canned bratwurst and gardeniera?

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