Check out that pretzel I found. It looks like a dinosaur footprint.

Check out that pretzel I found. It looks like a dinosaur footprint.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it looks like a chicken foot. are these made in chiner by any chance?

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's making me really uncomfortable to look at that

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      As it should. This was all just a trick to get you to look at my pretzel.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Prove it's yours. I don't believe you

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon I'm really good at making pretzels. I use sodium hydroxide and they come out better than any pretzel you will ever have. I'll make you a dinosaur on Saturday. What Dino do you want?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You cannot just "make" a pretzel unless you're China. I strongly suspect you are not China.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Protoceratops

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Looks like a gay triceratops.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        WTF I am bamboozled! Why do I always fall for this?!?!

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop being a weirdo Thanks.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    dinosaurs arent real you dumb c**t

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ch-chang?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. It's all atheist scientists trying to pretend evidence of demons is just nature.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dinosaurs arent real you dumb c**t

      Except it turns out that birds are directly descended from dinosaurs. So, birds ARE dinosaurs.

      If you've eaten chicken, you've eaten dinosaur.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        turns out you are your father

        after all, you are descended from him. But more importantly, you're also your mother, which =youbeingadumbc**t

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >big foot is an ancient pre-human ape that still lives today unseen in North American forests and may serve as a missing link between apes and humans
        >no, big foot isn't real, here's proof that every sighting is a hoax or a mistake and we have no reason to believe an ancient breed of ape-men roams North American forests
        >oh yeah? well, big foot is a squirrel and squirrels are well-documented to exist so I guess you've got egg on your face now because I was always right from the beginning
        Redefining "dinosaur" to mean "bird" doesn't mean giant lizards roamed the earth tens of millions of years ago and only serves to weaken the argument that dinosaurs existed.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    so youre really going to eat all that in one sitting hih?

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    no one look at the pretzel

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks fake to me. I bet you just glued three pretzels together.

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