Cheese

How do I into cheese?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    First, go to a real country who has cheese. It means leaving the anglosphere.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Britain doesn’t have cheese
      When will this meme end? Seriously, do you do anything other than male about the UK?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >anglosphere
      But the UK makes good cheese.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Brownoids try not to seethe about britain for 5 seconds challenge (impossible)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Like what? Paneer?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I am French, and I can guarantee the English make some good cheese

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        stop the cap

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Buy some. Try it.
    This isn't complicated, zoomer.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Go to a Whole Foods and buy 3-5 different small pieces of cheese that look way different from each other
    Eat them with bread and different crackers
    Throw in some olives and caperberries or fruit between bites of cheese
    Write down the cheeses you like and want try again and the ones you didn't think were worth it
    When you get a few cheeses that you love having around then you'll know which order to eat them
    It's mildest to sharpest
    There are also rules for how to properly cut cheeses and the order of serving people oldest to youngest so the elders get the best piece of cheese and women are served first before men

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't raw milk cheese banned in the US ? What's the point then ? He will only taste bland crap.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's not

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just ban anyone not from America, they never make any good posts.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          American OP here, can confirm

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, it’s not banned.
        Also no, it doesn’t make the cheese “bad”
        I really can’t understand you spergs sometimes. Freaking the fuck out always about minor shit like a bunch of teen girls.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    try all of it, I'm not even memeing. you won't like 90% of it and you will waste a lot of money but the other 10% will make it worth it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >you won't like 90% of it
      Dafuq, really? Why would a cheese be available on the market if it didn't taste good?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        different tastes. there's so much variety when it comes to cheese it's crazy. just buy one or two per week and you will figure out what you like eventually. there is no other way but you really need to know that you're missing out if you don't try it all. I've been doing it for the past two years and I don't regret it although I thought most of it was bland and forgettable. the good stuff more than made for that

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          made up* for that

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >there's so much variety when it comes to cheese it's crazy.

          This, I think, describes my initial query. For example, I had no idea Pecorino Romano existed until a few hours ago and I have no idea what would make it any different from something like Mozzarella.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Pecorino is solid. Mozzarella isn't.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            pecorino is essential if you like italian stuff like pasta, just like parmesan. grana padano is extremely underrated because most people don't realize that it is needed for many dishes when pecorino and parmesan are too strong on their own so you do a 50/50 mix. carbonara is a prime example

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >fatti in america
            aint that the truth

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Buy a nice triple creme brie (has to be from France) and your favorite type of bread that's isn't the retarded sandwich American goyslop kind. Spread that bitch on the lightly toasted bread and never looked back

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Worst cheese on earth! Stick to Parmesan cheese with eggs in the morning. Add a little black pepper and NO SALT. It’s my favorite way to eat eggs now. Also lobster risotto if you can figure out Gordon Ramsay’s recipe. I think it’s truffles and Parmesan. GR’s lobster risotto is one of my favorite dishes.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >tastelet detected

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >has to be from France
      100% absolutely wrong.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have some hard liquor with it. eases your tastebuds into adjusting to liking the strong taste.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    buy various types of cheeses that are cheap, determine which types of cheese you like and start exploring different brands of that type of cheese.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Travel if course.
    UK is probably your best bet, they have more varieties of cheese than any other nation in the world.
    Personally I’ve never managed to get into goats cheese, never found one I liked.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >UK is probably your best bet, they have more varieties of cheese than any other nation in the world.

      Wrongest post ever made on this board. Just France and Italy have orders of magnitude more variety.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn’t every country on the planet sell cheese? Why does it matter where it’s made?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because it's not the same kind of cheese ? Bongs produce very limited range of cheese and they barely produce any food anyway, why are we talking about a country unable to feed itself ?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Bongs produce very limited range of cheese
            Substantiate your claim. Oh right, you fucking can't because facts say the Britain produces a large variety of cheeses. Fucking retard. Never speak about cheese again.
            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_British_cheeses

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this kind of ignorance blows my mind

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Your ignorance blows mine.
          Ever heard of Google.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >700 types of the exact same cheddar

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Cope, cheeselet.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >claims

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              *verifiable fact

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Never trust cheese lists they all disagree in numbers
            https://wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Italian_cheeses
            https://wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_French_cheeses

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Even Belgium has more varieties of cheese than the UK. As many as France and more than the Netherlands and Switzerland combined. Lurk moar.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Delusions should have a legal limit

        UK invented the only cheese that matters, cheddar.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >UK invented the only cheese that matters, cheddar.
          The UK may have invented cheddar, but the USA improved upon it and invented American cheese. Besides, those guys were forced to brexit from the EU because they weren't real Europeans.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Anything made in USA is goyslop

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You're full of shit, the US is probably second to France when it comes to cheese quality and variety

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You have no idea how large the US is and how many people are into cheese
                Yes Europe is old and has had lots of people pass through it over time, but it really does go France, US, Italy, in that order

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Velveeta is not cheese fatmerican. Real cheese makes mutts shit their pants.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm French

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Stinky honhon

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah
                There’s only one cheese, one cheese that I can’t get in the US and I think about it all the time
                My dad used to torture me with cancoyotte growing up, my God it would stink up the whole house
                But now I really miss it, and no one imports it…

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I had a cheese like that, would make my fridge smell like actual shit but the taste was amazing. Fuck man why do the really stinky ones have to taste so good.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yep
                It especially tastes like shit when you're a kid then twenty years fly by and you're looking up old friends on facebook to see if they can mail you cheese, you'll send them ranch dressing and Jolly Ranchers

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not having the nostalgia factor, i can attest cancoillotte still tastes like shit to me. Pic rel was the last one i had. There are loads of cheeses i'd rather have before having cancoillotte.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's an acquired taste to be sure, but did you have it the right way? It's not generally eaten by itself, people have their different ways of preparing it, but usually with butter, maybe garlic or garlic and onions, sometimes milk or cheese, all melted together and spread on a bit of baguette God damn I'm just making things worse for me

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                *cream but yeah actually you can mix other cheeses into it like Munster

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                yes, of course i tartinéd on some bread. still tastes like shit to me albeit less than if you eat it with the spoon.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I remember not liking anything but gouda, cheddar, brie etc but slowly I opened up and now I eat blue cheese that would make my gf gag had she not been into it herself.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this kind of ignorance blows my mind

        Incorrect.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I mean I like beemster as much as the next guy but the Netherlands, France, Italy have more memorable cheeses than the UK

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Depending on how strict you are with what defines a unique variety, either Britain or Italy have the most. If you're stricter with the definition, it's Britain, but if you want to consider the same basic cheeses aged for longer as distinct varieties, it's Italy. France weighs in considerably lower than either.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Delusions should have a legal limit

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    with a spoon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you're supposed to bake it you fucking savage

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Classic novice move.
        That is the french Mont d'or with raw milk and comes with a lid in case you eat it with a spoon but don't want to finish it all in one go.
        For baking i use the swiss one, pic rel will be eaten tomorrow, because it uses thermized milk. The swiss one also has it's crust washed washed more frequently giving it a more darker colour.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The UK does have plenty of good cheeses, but mainland Europe has more.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't have a cheese cellar at home
    NGMI

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's reblochon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I tried to make tartiflette, although I didn't have any reblochon. I might make it tomorrow again.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Never trusted someone who wouldn't eat tartiflette.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you don't
    Cheese into you

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Buy different cheeses amd take small bites of the, by themselves. Dont listen to retard homosexuals who tell you you need to ear them on crackers with capers and caviar and whatever other bullshit. That only comes after you know what you like and are thinking of what to pair them with. For me personally, i still just eat my favorite cheeses alone. They dont need other bullshit competing with them for attention.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Dont listen to retard homosexuals who tell you you need to eat them on crackers
      Listen to this anon. What you want is harder cheese as support for softer cheese.
      Gruyère pairs great with roquefort for instance.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Go to your grocery store, pass by the sliced cheese aisle without stopping, go to the cheese stand next to the meat stand. Pick a cheese that you like. You are now into cheese. You can even pick a different one next week to be even more into cheese.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl+f "monger"
    >0 results
    What the hell...

    Find a specialty cheese shop with a cheesemonger and pepper them with questions. You cannot annoy them. They would be glad to talk about cheese all day.

    Buy an assortment of cheeses. Soft and hard, fresh and aged, mild and funky, cow and sheep and goat, French and Italian, middle-of-the-road and off-the-beaten-path, etc. See what you like. Good luck, have fun!

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bro, I'm from Nijmegen... I love cheese, especially on an omelet.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't fall for the designer cheese meme. This right here is all you'll ever need.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think of star shaped cheese?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i've had a heart shaped cheddar, not sure if it was that brand but it was absolutely delicious

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There are many cheeses yet few come close to an old Gouda.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Today is a great day for a carré d'Aurillac

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    buy the squishiest smelliest cheese
    thats the one we pretend to like the most

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      who is "we" you giga retard

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >How do I into cheese?
    With a knife

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not with gouda, not with brie, not with cheddar from the uk. Those aren't "real" cheeses, because they're overproduced so you're not getting into the actual good cheese.
    As a european I'd say the best way is try cheeses imported from europe, random ones you have never heard the name of, that look odd or unusual to you.
    Then you'll get into the holy depth of cheesiness, you will get to experience things that you had no idea could be made out of an animal's tits.
    Once you're there you'll have a better idea on how to judge if a cheese is interesting (not good, interesting), and you can expand into whatever, not just europe

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The first ones have a pleasant flavour and texture to most people though. If you buy some overpriced obscure shit in a style you never tried before the chances you probably don't like them are much higher. Also don't be one of those fags who wastes everybody's time by ordering 50 g each of a dozen cheeses.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Those aren't "real" cheeses, because they're overproduced so you're not getting into the actual good cheese.
      This. If you're sodomizing yourself with a cheese you can pronounce, just once, you will NEVER reach the level of king cheese snob and should just have a nice day now for wasting the air of REAL cheese lovers.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're worse than the guy who couldn't find a YT video telling him how to open a bag of onions.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >british cheese

    let's give this meme a rest guys

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Avoid the disgusting moldy ones.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hyper tastelet.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Blue cheese is awesome anon. I'd urge you to reconsider. You just need to pair it well. Try it with avocado, figs, grapes, apples, pears, rye/wholemeal bread, beetroot, broccoli/cauliflower/kale, roasted red peppers, as part of a pasta sauce, stirred into pumpkin soups or a bit over a steak at the end. It's that mouldy taste that provides a bit of piquancy that highlights other flavours.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Turks make some really underrated cheese

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can't speak for Turkish cheese but I did try a Bulgarian cheese recently and it was really good. It was like a slightly fermented Feta cheese

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >you homosexual europoors don't know about our great cheese! stay mad!

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's heated casein

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ummm actually cheese can only be made in my village from special cows
    Why are euros like this? It's a simple food to make. They do the same shit with bread

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      (You)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's because Yuros are prone to play with food like the godless barbarians they still are

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