Chicago has better pizza than new york
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Chicago has better pizza than new york
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pizza needs to be
1. thin
2. crispy so u can hold it up from crush
3. an orange color to show the chees, grease, and sauce have mixed perfectly
>orange
Not green from pesto?
orange is the grease color from mozzarella and pepperoni and other similar things
>mozzarella
>grease
>Cooking pesto
Cringe.
Is delish though. And with a thin pizza you won't need to cook for very long
>pizza needs to be
>thin
Why?
For me, it's a nice middle ground. Thin enough that it gets a bit crispy, but still has some pull to it.
Because pizza, by definition, is a flatbread. It's not a "bread bowl filled with tomato soup and cheese", hence why chicago "pizza" will never really be pizza. That isn't to say that chicago tomato soup bread bowl isn't tasty, but it's not pizza.
,>It's by definition not pizza
Seethe
I'm not the one upset that my local specialty isn't pizza.
so sicilian pizza os not pizza?
ideal
Thin pizza is gross. Pretty much a cracker with toppings added.
Both moronic. Detroit style is objectively better than both.
>Detroit
That pizza would steal my bike and wallet
this
cronch
You mean school pizza style?
>detroit style
Sheet pan pizza? Sure it's good, but it's not even close to a sloppy NY cheese.
what is with this new contrarian take that detroit pizza is anywhere close to New York or chicago pizza? i hear a lot of people say it who had never heard of detroit pizza even two years ago. do people just want to be different?
based opinions. i would rather chew on something fluffy and nice than burnt and pathetically flat
Best Pizza in the world is from Windsor Ontario. Second best is a hearty Detroit Style. Chicago is dog shit and New York is fricking diaper head trash.
Detroit with that crisp, cheesy, almost burnt edge.
Good Chicago pizza is better than bad New York pizza and viceversa.
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All pizza produced in the USA is objectively, fricking shit.
say it with me:
Lombardis
Grimaldis
Napolis
thank you
oops forgot - Sal's in Long Island
HOLY SHIT good
hope theyre still operating
say it to our faces in person
My favorite pizza is the one I'm eating at any given moment.
This is unfathomably based. I excitedly proclaim to waiters and waitresses that whatever I'm eating at that moment is thw greatest thing to have ever graced my taste buds.
Chicago thin crust for me
What a brave and courageous statement. Bravo OP! No one has ever said this before.
argue all you want I'll take a slice of both just to be sure haha as a test lol just to be sure lmao as a joke rofl
>Thin portable slice vs Bread bowl with soup
nah
This is what 99% of Chicagoans eat for pizza. The deep dish is left for tourists.
>Natives content themselves with pleb garbage and save the good stuff for the tourists
Many such cases
>left for tourists
just because it isn't chosen every single time doesn't make it a tourist gimmick kinda thing. its more of a treat.
This is correct. Deep dish is only consumed once a decade.
Yeah pretty much
So you eat garbage?
why would a tourist visit chicago of all places?
suicidal but too pussy to do it themselves
Just because it isn't eaten often doesn't mean that no one eats you. Deep dish isn't something that you eat often if you aren't 400 pounds.
No one eats it I meant lol
>real chicagoans eat St. Louis pizza
lol
My parents live two hours from Detroit and they ordered pizza when I visited them.
Instead of a Detroit-style this was the shit that they get from the pizzeria near them.
I'd rather try to make a pizza out of pasta sauce, naan, and feta, than eat this shit again.
Chicago's is tomato soup in a bread bowl
americans literally eat pizza with no toppings and see nothing wrong with it
For NYC pizza is a mix of saving money and back in the day the city was a lot more israeli than it is today, and you aren't supposed to mix dairy and meat for kosher cuisine.
that aint pizza on the right, that's lasagna
I've never had a cheese tomato casserole before, is it worth it?
The fact that you can use this to start a troll thread proves that it's incorrect
ny style is better
QED
Both look like shit, get some proper pizza
What's that?
pepperoniMushroomPizza.png
Oh, ok, thanks.
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Epic rant incoming
Haha epic, I love Jon Leibowitz!
Upvoted
He is very funny.
Why would he change his name
This guy was fricking hilarious. I miss him.
Downvoted
As if I'm going to let this ~~*person*~~ tell me what pizza is better or worse.
Chicago isn't Pizza.
New York is just israelites trying to tick you into thinking you are getting more.
Both are objectively trash.
>Chicago isn't Pizza.
cope
He's right, it's a quiche with marinara sauce on it
>New York is just israelites trying to tick you into thinking you are getting more.
Also meme'ing a kosher pizza as the standard so they don't have to be so jealous of objectively superior toppings which the goy can eat.
>Chicago isn’t pizza
I was there last week and it was in fact pizza
>New Yorkers convincing themselves that less food tastes better
Truly, they are Italian.
Both my grandfather and I eat pizza with a fork and knife. Picking up food and getting your hands greasy and dirty is for peasants.
Just a heads up, we don't appreciate pretentiousness on this board. Leave your fembrained attitude at the door
What about your father? Can y'all not afford hand soap or what?
My father didn't inherit the cleanliness compulsion apparently. I can't even eat popcorn without wearing a disposable plastic glove anymore.
Do you wear a glove when you jerk each other off too?
Where's the video of that effeminate homosexual dabbing his pizza and eating with a fork and knife when I need it?
it do be like that tho
im not even gay i just wash my hands a dozen times a day
Thanks man
homosexual
And just to have a reference on hand, the chad feast.
god i wish he could eat my butthole like that
i dont think ive ever seen such unbridled gluttony and hedonism. the dress shirt really adds to the story. What has lead to this bacchanalian fever? Who hurt this man? Can he be hurt?
Part of me wonders if that guy was a felon who got released from prison and had his first post-incarceration meal. At least, that makes some amount of sense to me.
he is probably having a bad day tbh and is doing something that is comfortable. I have never eaten like that but i have caught myself eating fast food insanely quick when having a rough day. It's comforting to eat for some people
could be bullshit but in another thread a long time ago someone said that he had gotten out of prison.
hes really on tight schedule
Altoona has better than both
FRICK YEAH TOON TOWN
what the frick am I looking at
Thin crust Chicago pizza is the best and beats NY pizza any day. Most Chicagoans don't regularly eat deep dish but it still tastes better than NY shit. Deal with it nerds.
Correct but the only way to eat proper Chicago style pizza anywhere else in the country is to buy a frozen personal pizza for $20 plus $20 shipping fee, while proper New York style is sold just about anywhere at $20 for a 18 inch.
>inb4 poorgay
Keep telling yourself that
>deep dish
FUAARK
They hate us cuz they ain't us.
love that dog, but whats on the left?
italian beef sandwich w chicago style giardiniera
Chicago is easily the nicest and cleanest of the big cities in the U.S.
Just ignore the entire South side. The North is a literal urban paradise
Chicago is easily the nicest and cleanest of the big cities in the U.S.
Just ignore the entire North side. The South side is a literal urban paradise
I know you're joking but you're gonna get someone killed saying things like that.
JUST MAKE FRICKING LASAGNA AT THAT POINT. ITS SO moronic.
Lasagna has ricotta which is gross
What? Not always. There are many pizzas out there that have ricotta. Just make a lasagna!
No. Lasagna has ricotta which is gross.
100% agreed, had my first Chicago pizza a few weeks ago and I am a changed man
Face it, they're 2 different foods.
I love both.
>Tomato soup in an overly doughy bread bowl is better than literally the greatest food on the planet
Chicago morons are the biggest contrarians with the shittiest taste. No one agrees with them
>makes cake
>calls it pizza
why are chicago-gays so moronic?
>Make pizza
>Eat it like a hotdog
Why are New Yorkers soo dumb.
It isn’t the same thing. It’s like saying baked ziti the best kind of lasagna.
Chicago Pizza is a different class of food from regular pizza
Both look like total shit.
I mean that. Unironically disgusting.
America ~~*Pizza*~~ is not real pizza. It is a disgusting concoction of tomato sauce and cheese that only fat parasite infected freaks like, who's tastebuds and genetics have been altered by corn syrup and GMO to create the most perfect israeli slave.
European Pizza is superior.
Nobody likes your gross Eastern European style of Pizza. It will always be inferior to our deep dish and it's ugly cousin New York style.
Sometimes I think these pizza threads must be troll threads because the images of the """pizza""" you """people""" post here is the most disgusting examples I can possibly imagine.
Not better.
Not worse.
Chicago and New York pizza both hit completely different. One is practically a casserole and the other is thin, crispy, and made to be eaten with one hand.
I love em both.
Chicago deep dish is NOT pizza. But it is a better food than most pizza, New York included.
My girlfriend said bigger isn't always better.
And both cities scrape the bottom of the barrel in global pizza rankings.
1. Giordano's
2. Uno's
3. Gino's East
4. Lou Malnati's
based
I haven't been to Chicago since 2002, but Uno's was amazing back then
> Giordano's
>no 1
Come on man
Clearly you've never been to new york
italy has better pizza than the USA
Why do you say that? Is it the ingredients? Technique? Recipes? What makes Italian pizza stand out above 'murican pizza? I don't really eat too much pizza so I have no real basis to make any sort of informed judgement.
Ingredients.
>New York style
>Chicago style
>Traditional Italian style
>Etc
>Etc
All kneel to pick related
What makes one better over the other? Why is your subjective opinion "correct" over another person's?
That's not pizza
Everyone who calls Chicago style “soup” has never had it and should not be listened to
It's more of a casserole
I'd say it's more of a stew
Found another who’s either never had that or really fricks up their stew
>best cheese for pizza blocks your path
What do anon?
I'm actually curious about this. People talk about the melt and never the taste
Literally American cheese
Poor Chicago, one of the eternal little brothers to a much more popular and more significant city. Bless their hearts
For me, it's japanese pizza.
and they charge ~$40 for that abomination
how is this japanese pizza? Where the frick is the corn?
This is a japanese pizza
They're both just cheese and tomato sauce baked in a piece of dough, there's no significant difference besides regional autism
The one on the right isn't a pizza.
Lived on the East Coast most of my life. Been living in Illinois for the last 6 months and all the pizza sucks. Even the place with the authentic wood fire oven makes shittier pizza then the hole in the wall down the street from my place in Jersey.
I like deep dish pizza. I like how it tastes and I like how it makes israelite yorkers seethe
Ohio has the best pizza deal with it.
But it balances out by having the worst people in existence.
Ohio? Ohio has the best people.
Neither. The american elementary school square pizza will always remain king
those pizzas were horrible, and somehow they were still the best thing on the menu
its not, but you are free to have what ever moronic opinions you want.