chocolate industry

Its over chocolate bros, in a few years good chocolate will be a luxury

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you now manually realize that one Lindt chocolate stock is 12,500 USD

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They're like $130k. If you own a whole stock and cast your annual shareholder vote, the Lindt company gives you a suitcase with about 5kg of their chocolates in it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are there any other stock that give crazy rewards?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >morons still thinking individual share price means anything
      It's the valuation anon! The valuation!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I valuated your mom last Saturday night, it didn't turn out too well, it came to 'bout tree fiddy.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They were always a luxury. Artificial abundance just kept it affordable.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      im a poorgay incel NEET piece of shit, and I eat a ton of chocolate, stopl ying

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's what I said. You're living the life that 18th-century aristocrats would've only dreamed of.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    good, frick chocolate

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    At least now that they are raising the prices of cocoa they can stop relying on slave labor to harvest it right?
    Right?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Wonka's chocolates are the MOST PRICIEST in the world!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      so thats why his factory tour went to shit recently

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Literally lies made up by the globalists to increase their profits and trick you into believing global warming
    I will not eat the bugs and I will not live in the pod, simple as

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >what will convince people that global warming is real?
      >an increase in chocolate prices!
      brilliant

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Ohh yeah.. it's all coming together

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    People only pretend to like chocolate. It's gross.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    women bfo

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Might force them to figure out how to harvest it with machines, making it cheaper in the future.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, sadly I see chocolate becoming like coffee, with more importance on the cocoa being Single Origin or from a women-run operation

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Behold the Good Humor Chocolate Eclare, I can almost hear the music now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      these tasted better when i got them from my school cafeteria as a kid
      and no i didnt just get old they are absolutely different and inferior now

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Barry Callebaut
    >Largest chocolate maker in the world
    >NEVER heard of them

    Who ARE they? Some kind of chocolate maker for industry?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, soon those families making a few bucks per week are gonna be replaced with machines that only cost 1 million.
      That's what you call efficient restucturing!

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe those greedy fricking children are obliterating an entire industry because they want "better wages" and "less beatings". Can you believe that? It's like they have no concept of the global supply chain and how important cost saving measures like slave labor are.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you're smart you've been buying from smaller companies with direct connections to family farms, not these megacorps that need massive stocks that africa can't service all at once.
    You pick the poison, China gives Lead, Africa gives slavery, Latin America is doused in cartel blood, and nothing at all under this sun ever comes cheap or easy.
    get used to it

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Maybe fat republican fricks will care about climate change if we take their chocolate away.
    There is no climate change. There is no weather change. There is no chocolate shortage. This is a ploy by the ESG ruling class to force us to eat bugs and live in pods.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      t. doesnt go outside

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