CHOOSE WISELY.

CHOOSE WISELY.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Onion
    Tohmato
    Cheese
    Mayo

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cheese
    caramelized onions
    thinly sliced pickles
    chili mayo

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blue cheese
    Bacon
    Caramelised onion
    Lettuce

    (Mustard, ketchup & mayonnaise are condiments and not toppings so do not count)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >(Mustard, ketchup & mayonnaise are condiments and not toppings so do not count)
      wrong

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry OP but you are objectively & semantically incorrect. Mayonnaise is no more a topping than the butter I use to toast the buns. You should have thought of this before you started your thread with such an obvious an unavoidable loophole, and complaining about it now won't help you.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          have sex, incel

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          mayo is not a topping or a condiment.
          it is poison.
          stop living wrong.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well well well...
          We've got ourselves in quite a pickle with mr. lawyer ova here

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          autism

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Autism, but as a compliment.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The amount of replies - the perfect statement - polarizing, daring, and brave.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, condiments count as a topping you greedy fat retard.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >condiments count as a topping
        Is this what your trailer dwelling parents had to tell you so you'd eat your incomplete and disappointed burgers? Well, I guess they tried their best, it must have been hard raising a retard.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Calm down, tard. Don't sperg out on the thread.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The fat has clogged up your brain.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >(Mustard, ketchup & mayonnaise are condiments and not toppings so do not count)
        wrong

        then why are they called condiments and not toppings?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of course some pilpul israelite has to get some attention

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >blatantly violates the spirit of the challenge
      >to put mustard and ketchup on a burger with blue cheese and grilled onions
      Diabolical

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you want mustard, ketchup or mayo on that? What you really want is a plum or blackberry sauce and some aioli.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mustard, ketchup & mayonnaise are condiments and not toppings so do not count
      Objectively correct.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Retard alert.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bbq
    mayo
    white onion
    american cheddar

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    onion
    cheese
    jalapeno
    Hispanicy mayo

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slice of cheese. Another burger patty. Another slice of cheese.
    Anything else is pure homosexualry.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    onion
    cheese
    pickles
    ketchup

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Monica.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There has to be a better condiment for this than ketchup.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mayo
    Lettuce
    Tomato
    I really do not need a 4th

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tomato
    >onion
    >pickle
    >burger sauce (ketchup+mustard+mayo)

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheese
    Chopped lettuce
    Onion
    Tomato

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bacon
    Pulled Pork
    BBQ Sauce
    Cole Slaw

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >coleslaw
      israelite?

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cheese, onion, pickle, ortega taco sauce.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pepper jack
    Another patty
    Bacon
    Another patty
    Down the hatch

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    caramelized onions
    Sauteed mushrooms
    Smoked Gruyère
    Bacon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      came here actually to post this exact stack. Heaven on a bun.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    special sauce
    lettuce
    onion
    American cheese

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    - shredded celery
    - peanut butter
    - raisins
    - bacon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weird, but could be oddly delicious.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sriracha
    Dijon Mustard
    Chopped Lettuce
    Cheese

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tomatoes
    >black olives
    >feta cheese
    >onions

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love olives but what the fuck

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        hes doing a greek style burger, numb-nut. It sounds good.

        thought i would do:

        1. tomatoes
        2. chopped white onion
        3. dill pickle slices
        4. mustard

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fried egg
    >beetroot
    >pineapple
    >onion

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you have a photograph of such a specimen

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          classic kiwi burger. i assume aussie as well. personally always hated these.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            kiwi's put steak on it as well don't they?
            aussie burger also often has onions but no bacon.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >steak
              yeah, can do. usually at the fish n chip shop you'll have steak burger, cheese burger, chicken burger, veg burger. they all come with at least beetroot, lettuce, tomato, onion. pineapple and bacon usually goes with chicken, egg with beef.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fuck that's a weird combo. Beetroot seems like it could be good on a burger though

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >steak
      yeah, can do. usually at the fish n chip shop you'll have steak burger, cheese burger, chicken burger, veg burger. they all come with at least beetroot, lettuce, tomato, onion. pineapple and bacon usually goes with chicken, egg with beef.

      Grilled pineapple
      Caramelized onions
      Cheddar cheese
      Teriyaki sauce

      based pineapple chads

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm something of an Australian myself

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >CHOOSE WISELY.
    Four more burger patties.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cheese, pickles, ketchup, mustard

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    mushrooms
    pickels
    cheese cheddar
    cheese parmesan

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheese
    Bacon
    BBQ sauce
    Mayonaisse

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    mustard onion mustard and onion

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheese, pickles, tomato, sauce
    Anyone saying anything else is just fronting

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheddar cheese, green lettuce, grilled onion, dijon mustard.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    a feta-mint crumble
    crispy cooked proscuto
    pickled onions
    a simple sauce like mayonaise

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mac salad and home fries underneath, chili and mustard on top.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >onions
    Raw Vidalia, caramelizednaggers

    [...]

    >tomato
    Heirloom only, season with salt + pepper + MSG
    >lettuce
    Whole leaf butter lettuce baby
    >sauce
    Depends on mood, sometimes BBQ sauce, sometimes garlic butter, sometimes ketchup and mustard, sometimes simple mayo, etc. More consistent is how I season the burger itself. I like to do salt + black pepper + white pepper + MSG + garlic powder + onion powder, sometimes mushroom powder if it goes well with my sauce.

    Pickles do not belong on homemade burgers. Don't try it, you'll only embarrass yourself

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      /thread
      swap lettuce with shitton of cheese depending on the mood

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    shit
    piss
    cum
    smegma

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 more patties and 2 slices of cheese (the patties and cheese stack on TOP of the burger, so they count as toppings)

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cheese
    burger patty
    cheese
    burger patty

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tomato
    Avocado
    Grilled onions
    Dill mayo

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    mustard
    grilled onion
    pickles

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing, it's perfect.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    mustard
    onion
    pickles
    mushrooms

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    mustard, onion, cheese, another patty

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sauteed mushrooms
    Cheese slice
    Tomato (grilled)
    Lettuce

    Condiments don't count as a topping so I'll have some Carolina BBQ mustard too

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >soggy mushrooms
      >soggy tomato

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    PATTY
    PATTY
    BREAD
    PATTY

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheese
    Fried onions
    Barbeque sauce
    Over easy egg

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BBQ sauce
    >bacon
    >pepperjack cheese
    >caramelized onions

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    meat x4

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grilled pineapple
    Caramelized onions
    Cheddar cheese
    Teriyaki sauce

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    onions
    cheese
    pickles
    ketchup
    simple as

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's 5...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      learn to read you fucking nog

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grilled onions, bacon, a fried egg and does sauce count ? Hot sauce

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pepper jack cheese
    >aioli
    >caramelized onions
    >pickled jalapenos

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lettuce
    Tomato
    Caramelized onions
    crumbled blue cheese

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Smoked gouda
    Bacon
    Fried onions
    Teriyaki bbq

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    lettuce
    tomato
    mayo
    cheese
    I honestly really like these.

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mayo, Mustard/Ketchup, Cheese/Bacon, Shredded Lettuce.
    I'd alternate between Mustard/Ketchup and Cheese/Bacon depend on my mood.

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pickle, cheese, sauteed onions

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheese preferably American or smoked Gouda
    Bacon
    Pickled onion
    Tomato

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheese
    Bacon
    Ketchup
    Sriracha

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    pickled onions
    sautéed mustard
    caramelized lettuce
    homemade bacon

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remove the bread, add potatoes in buttery broth and lardons, shallots, radicchio simmered in Belgian beer.

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Caramelized cabbage, fried egg, another patty, mustard.

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheese, onions, lettuce, pickles

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    american cheese
    mayo
    caramelized onion slice

    I give my 4th topping to the next anon

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pepperjack cheese, ghost pepper mayo, fried jalapenos, and cheddar cheese.

  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheese, mustard, onion, and relish. Stop putting ketchup on your burgers you mongrels.

  61. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Salt
    Pepper
    Habanero and jalapeno pepper jack cheese
    Kraft single

    Wa la

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      And if we arent counting seasonings then ketchup and bacon

  62. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. American cheese
    2. Another patty
    3. American cheese
    4. Another patty

  63. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mayo
    Mustard
    Pickle
    Tomato
    Onion
    Lettuce
    >but that's more than fou—
    FUCK YOU

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mayo AND mustard

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but i don't like the ingredients you cho—
        FUCK YOU

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >refusing to acknowledge my superior epicurean pallet

  64. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Onion
    jalapeños
    bacon
    mushroom ketchup

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds good

  65. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cheese
    chili
    slaw
    crispy onions

  66. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bacon
    swiss
    aioli
    avocado

  67. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >CHOOSE WISELY.

    Cheese
    Bacon
    Onions
    BBQ Sauce

  68. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i add a burger inside the burger
    then a burger with a burger inside inside the burger inside the burger
    then i add a burger with a burger inside with a burger inside inside the burger inside the burger inside theburger inside the burger
    then i add a burger with aburger inside wih a burge inside with a burger inside inside the burger inside the burger inside the burger inside the burger inside the burger inside the burger inside the burger inside the burger

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This anon talks like a president
      >pic related: them and me

      Four more burgers


      >beef-maxing

  69. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    shredded iceberg, tomato, bacon, mayo

  70. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Four more burgers
    >beef-maxing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only right answer

  71. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    jalpenos/ pickle
    sunny side up
    green leaf thingy
    mayo

  72. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    mustard
    ketchup
    pickles
    cheese

  73. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cheese
    bbq sauce
    pickled/grilled jalapenos
    bacon

  74. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Diced green chilis
    Cheddar
    Yellow mustard
    Bacon.
    That's it. That's the burger.

  75. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    spinach
    salmon
    tomato
    grilled onion

  76. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheese
    Mustard
    Onion
    Pickles

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      onions, cheese, pickles, mustard

      How are there only two responses that got this right

  77. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    red onions
    cheddar
    hummus
    lettuce

  78. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Porcini mushrooms, sauteed
    Emmental, lightly melted
    Red radish, coined
    Dijon mustard

  79. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bacon
    Ham
    Pork Belly
    Velveeta

  80. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mustard
    Lettuce
    Onions
    Cheese

  81. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >grilled onions
    >white Cheddar/American cheese
    >stone-ground Dijon mustard
    >peanut butter

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elvis pls go

  82. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tomato
    Pickle
    Pineapple
    Olive

  83. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    refried beans
    nacho cheese
    sauerkraut
    horseradish

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf kraut

  84. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cheese
    fried egg
    another patty
    mayo

  85. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    mustard ketchup onions pickles

  86. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >American cheese
    >sauteed mushrooms
    >red onion
    >mayo

  87. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    American cheese
    french fries (don't judge)
    bacon
    fried egg (over easy)

  88. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 rhodium bars

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here's your burger Anon. Would you like the deuterium fries with that?

  89. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Roquefort
    Caramelized Tropea
    White Truffle Shavings
    Ribbons of Cor de Romaine

  90. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are chup and tard count as "toppings"? If so, kys. If not then I add cheddar cheese, onion, pickle & lettuce.

  91. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheese, Jalapenos, Corned Beef, Bacon Mayo.

  92. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thin sliced red onion
    Cheese
    Bacon
    Pickles

  93. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hispanicy mcchicken
    crunchwrap supreme
    cheesy beef n cheddar
    baconator

  94. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    mayo, cheese, purple onion, pickles

  95. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lettuce
    Tomato
    Pickles
    Mustard

  96. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bacon, cheese, chili, and more bacon.

  97. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cheese
    sauerkraut
    burger sauce
    fried egg

  98. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Extra patty
    2 slices cheese
    Ketchup
    And that bun better be fuckin toasted

  99. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bacon
    Bacon
    Ketchup
    Onion

  100. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    arugula
    arugula
    arugula
    arugula

  101. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bottom bun
    Catsup, Mayo

    >Top bun
    Mustard, Ketchup

  102. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ketchup Palestinians are vile and will be eradicated.

  103. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cheese
    bacon
    ketchup
    mustard
    >NOOOO YOU ARENT EATING WHAT I WANT TO EAT
    well it's a good thing this is MY fucking burger, not yours.

  104. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cheese pickle ketchup mayo (forever imperfect missing the pickle, lettuce, and tomatoes)

  105. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    no sugar ketchup
    chipotle ketchup
    horseradish ketchup
    jalapeno ketchup

  106. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    peanut butter
    jalapenos
    fried egg
    bacon

  107. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 more burgers

  108. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shredded cheddar cheese
    Barbecue sauce
    Bacon
    Onions

  109. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lettuce
    Tomato
    Blue cheese
    Bacon

    >alternately

    Swiss
    Mushrooms
    Bacon
    BBQ sauce

    >alternately
    American
    Mustard
    Ketchup
    Onions

    >alternately
    Pepperjack
    Pickled onion
    Slaw made with thousand island and horseradish and ketchup and mayo
    The thing about burgers is, the toppings and combinations are infinite. Like pizza.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >putting an american on burger
      That's cheating.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s our base level burger. It’s how we introduce babies to solid food.

  110. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Swiss cheese
    Breaded fried onions
    Barbeque sauce
    Very little mayo

  111. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not even looking at other replies before posting.

    Thinly sliced raw onion
    Chipotle mayo
    Bacon
    Shredded lettuce

    Honourable mentions:
    Jalepenos
    Pickles
    Mayo
    Mustard (Only with tomato sauce)
    Cheese (American is acceptable but mid)
    Cyanide (lolwhynot)
    BBQ sauce
    BBC sauce (Worcestershire 😉
    A surgically removed human hymen
    Caviar
    DEEEENZZ
    Fried owl scalp
    Hippo knees
    Chimpanzee vocal chords
    Koala achilles tendon
    Tiger taint
    I miss Patrice O'neal...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >deenz

      Nigga wot nao?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sardines my newfag friend

  112. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Raw onion (red)
    Grilled onion
    Grilled mushrooms
    Bacon

  113. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Onion
    Pickle
    Hot Sauce
    Pepper Jack Cheese

  114. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cheese
    caramelized onions
    pickles
    bacon

  115. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ketchup mustard cheese pickles.
    This is my go to

  116. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Swiss
    Sauteed onions
    Bacon
    A1 steak sauce

  117. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    onions, cheese, pickles, mustard

  118. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A slice of pizza
    Decent portion of Mac n cheese
    Hot n Hispanicy tenders
    A single whole pickle.

    Thank you for the meal.

  119. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    maillard reaction (bun and patty), peanut butter, bacon, cheddar cheese

  120. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remove beef
    Chicken
    Lettuce
    McChicken sauce
    McChicken sauce
    McChicken sauce
    (these last three are free)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey look, it's the Three for Free guy!

  121. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pepperjack
    Onion
    Aoli
    Jalapeños

  122. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheddar
    Barbecue sauce

  123. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shit
    Piss
    Cum
    Blood

  124. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blueberry Jam
    Muenster Cheese
    Jalapenos
    Plum Sauce

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Blueberry Jam
      >Plum Sauce

      I can smell your unwashed folds from here, fatass.

  125. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 more patties and a bowl of chup for lubricant

  126. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ketchup
    Jalapenos
    Raw white onion (or maybe onion rings)
    Optionally bacon, or french fries, or maybe horseradish if I'm craving it, or a fried egg if I'm in a morning mood.

    I'm assuming Hispanices were already added to the burger before or while it was grilling.

  127. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Monterey jack
    Grilled onions
    Jalapeno

  128. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheese, bacon, chopped grilled onion, thousand island

  129. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    burger

  130. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    olives
    mustard
    pickles
    lettuce

  131. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anchovies
    Sriracha
    Parmesan
    Spinach

    Miss me with everything else.

  132. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cheese, bacon, mushroom, pickles

  133. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Egg
    Hashbrowns
    Ketchup
    Bacon

  134. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just cheese and a thin layer of ketchup is all I need

    All you motherfuckers want to pack a salad into your burger for some reason lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      if the addons compliments primary taste then the combination ends up being good
      its beyond your understanding nig

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It almost always overloads the flavour of the burger and makes it a big, sickly, watery mess.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          of course that if you overdo it
          if i put my brain in your skull it wouldnt fit

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shut it cuntbrain, you like a big wet salad sandwich with burger meat added your words have no validity.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >i cant make a sandwitch

  135. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    eg

  136. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bacon
    cheese
    pickles (dill)
    ketchup

  137. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >patty
    >patty
    >patty
    >patty

  138. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another burger
    >10 more burgers
    >5 more burgers
    >3 more burgers

  139. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is considered to be a single topping?
    do 2 eggs count as 1?
    does an entire cabbage?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you can fit an entire cabbage under a burger bun without it toppling over then yea.

  140. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cum
    Cum
    Cum
    BEETROOT

  141. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >American cheese
    >lettuce
    >tomato
    >aioli

    Simple as

  142. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Three more patties and lots of crumbled feta.

  143. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    four big macs

  144. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cheese
    extra cheese
    extra cheese
    extra cheese

  145. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grilled haloumi with a splash of lemon dried mint and chilli flakes
    Smoky charred line avocado with a dash of lime
    Molten lava triple cheese double deep-fried
    Vitamin K vinegar-soaked cucumbers

  146. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bacon
    Cheese
    Aragula
    Hispanicy sauce

  147. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Swiss
    Fried egg
    Extra hot valentina
    Hispanicy brown mustard
    Wa la

  148. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 burgers with 4 toppings each

  149. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    One million dollar bill
    Keys to a new sports car
    A bottle of nice whisky
    A squirt of Mayonnaise

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Keys to a new sports car
      >A bottle of nice whisky
      These are gonna hurt on the way out.

  150. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ketchup, cheese, lettuce, onion

  151. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 more meat patties.

  152. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mayo
    Tomato
    Onion
    Pickled jalapeno

  153. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cheese
    egg
    mustard
    bacon

    miss me with that veggie shit

  154. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bacon
    Onion
    Tomato
    American Cheese

  155. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    burger

    burger
    burger
    burger

    done

  156. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pickled squash
    Hispanicy ketchup
    sauteed mushrooms
    garlic aoli

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My burger toppings:

      https://i.imgur.com/g7lrJtn.gif

      Cheese, onion, tomato, lettuce.
      Sauces don't count as toppings, they are spread onto the bun: tomato ketchup, American mustard.

      And for anyone out there who thinks they're hot shit for not sticking to the fucking basics, and instead coming up with random-ass hipster shit like blue cheese, mushrooms, caramelized this and that, jalapenos, peppers, fucking pulled pork, smoked fucking whatever cheeses, peanut butter (fucking kid), sriracha, olives and basicall any other kind of special fat fuck kid on his birthday burger topping (which you call "styles"): you had better watch the fuck out. Because I'll fucking come for you

      mushrooms, cheese, onions and a soft fried egg.

      Peanut butter
      Mashed Bananas with Honey
      Red onion slices
      Bacon

      Make it a Dagwood-style burger.

  157. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheese, onion, tomato, lettuce.
    Sauces don't count as toppings, they are spread onto the bun: tomato ketchup, American mustard.

    And for anyone out there who thinks they're hot shit for not sticking to the fucking basics, and instead coming up with random-ass hipster shit like blue cheese, mushrooms, caramelized this and that, jalapenos, peppers, fucking pulled pork, smoked fucking whatever cheeses, peanut butter (fucking kid), sriracha, olives and basicall any other kind of special fat fuck kid on his birthday burger topping (which you call "styles"): you had better watch the fuck out. Because I'll fucking come for you

  158. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    mushrooms, cheese, onions and a soft fried egg.

  159. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any reply that doesn't include mustard is objectively wrong.

  160. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peanut butter
    Mashed Bananas with Honey
    Red onion slices
    Bacon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So I told Ove Jacobsson to make a burger.. he actually did it the absolute madman hahahahahahaha!

  161. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 pizza rolls.

  162. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its perfect as is. I dont need more.

  163. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The lid of a garbage bin.

  164. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mushrooms, onions, hot sauce, cheese

  165. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    lettuce
    mushroom
    cheese
    jalapeno peppers

  166. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    enough lettuce to wrap it, toss the bun
    gorgonzola
    bacon

  167. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cheddar, coleslaw, upper half of the roll, my upper lip

  168. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Medium cooked burger with
    Hormel fried crispy lean bacon
    Cabot extra sharp cheddar cheese
    Beefsteak tomato with salt and pepper
    Extra crispy iceberg lettuce no rib pieces

  169. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Red onion
    Burger sauce (fuck you OP)
    Sharp cheddar
    Pickles
    Tomato

  170. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ketchup
    mustard
    pickles
    american cheese

  171. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    melted cheddar, grilled jalops, grilled onions, bacon.

  172. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of mustard and two slices of kraft singles.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      radical but good

  173. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Caramelized onions and extra mayonnaise

    Cheese

    It’s what I order at five guys, I don’t need anything else it takes away from the flavor of the burger. I didn’t order a salad or a hipster burger with egg.

    Other than that an extra patty would be fine. Or better yet have the burger be from Beck’s Prime

  174. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Top bun
    Penutbutter
    Pickles
    Egg
    Cheese
    Meat
    Bun

    The perfect burger no sauce needed.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >peanut butter with pickles
      No synergy. Weird and distracting in context.
      >pickles with egg
      I like it. Kinda a simplified bibimbap.
      >egg on cheese
      Not that way, but how about scrambled egg with cheese in it, or a disc of cheese omlette?

  175. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    pickled red onion blue cheese crumbles black pepper thats it

  176. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hit 'em with the ole CLOP
    cheese
    lettuce
    onion
    pickle

  177. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kamata olive tapinade (on the patty)
    Sauerkraut
    Bacon
    Sour cream (on the bun)

  178. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anchovies
    Ketchup
    Raw onion
    1 cock hair

  179. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ketchup x 4

  180. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hispanicy mustard
    grilled onions
    grilled jalapeños
    bleu cheese

  181. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Top bun
    Lettuce
    Pickle
    Onion
    Cheese
    Burg
    Bottom bun

  182. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheese
    Pickles
    Onions
    BBQ Sauce

  183. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP's mum
    she counts as 4 toppings cause she's fat as fuck

  184. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lettuce
    Tomato
    Onion
    Special sauce (mustard, mayo, relish, ketchup, cheddar cheese, salt & pepper)

  185. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ketchup
    Lots of Mustard
    Pickles
    Raw onion

  186. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cheese
    bacon
    ketchup
    top bun

  187. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheese, patty, patty, industrial mayo, in that order.

  188. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bacon, mushrooms, cheese and a fried egg
    >b-but
    yeah I don't care mate fuck you

  189. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fried egg
    Horseraddish
    Bacon
    Kewpie mayo

  190. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    american cheese
    onions
    jalapeños
    mustard

  191. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    American cheese product
    raw onion
    pickles
    fries

  192. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cheese, diced onion, pickle, wasabi

  193. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Onion
    Aged Provolone
    House sauce (mayo, pepper, red wine vinegar)
    Prosciutto

  194. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ched cheese, bacon, mayo and lettuce
    ched cheese, bacon, onion ring and bbqsauce
    ched cheese, bacon, mayo and ketchup
    blue cheese, bacon, onion and lettuce
    onion, pickle, mustard and mayo

  195. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    onion
    lettuce
    ketchup
    burger

  196. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    onion
    mayo
    cheese
    ketchup
    you don't need a salad on a burger

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you don't need a salad on a burger
      what a strange thing to say

  197. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cheese
    onion
    pickle
    ketchup

  198. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    corn
    peynir
    sucuk
    egg

  199. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tomato
    >mustard
    >pickle
    >emma stone's sweat
    simple as

  200. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cheese
    onion
    fried egg

  201. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 more patties.

  202. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    four more burgers

  203. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lettuce
    >tomato
    >onion
    >burger sauce

  204. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    green pesto
    siracha
    mayo
    cheese

  205. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pepper Jack cheese
    >bbq sauce
    >bacon
    >jalapeños

  206. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP here, forgot to tell tou guys my pick
    nagger semen
    cracker semen
    Hispanic semen
    chink semen

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A thread with over 270 replies and that's the best you could come up with. Pathetic.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        seethe harder.

  207. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me?
    well its pickles
    mushrooms
    onions
    red pepper

    WA LA!

  208. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    another 2 patties, onion rings, cheese
    bbq sauce condiment

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      F why didn't I think of that

  209. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheese, bacon, sautéed mushrooms, and caramelized onions

  210. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    fresh minced jalapenos, fresh minced onion, thin sliced tomatoes, mayonnaise

  211. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lettuce
    Tomato
    Pickle
    Mustard
    I'm not counting the cheese as a topping on a burger. Fuck anyone who says it is. Seriously.

  212. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mac sauce
    Onions
    Pickle
    Cheese

  213. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheddar cheese
    Thinly sliced red onion
    Ketchup
    Mustard

  214. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lettuce, tomato, cum, cheese

  215. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ketchup, mustard, onion, pickled jalapenos.
    I had this at a Texas Burger on a road trip through Texas of course, and it was on of the best hamburgers i ever had. Maybe I was just really hungry and they actually took a small amount of care making it. the onions were grilled a bit too. The patty was perfect. Right as I was about to bite in I was thinking "Man, I should have got a cheeseburger." But it was delicious.

  216. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    mayonaise mustard pickles tomato. anything else is pretentious

  217. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tomato, kale, onions, Hispanicy mayo.

  218. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheese mayo ketchup mustard

  219. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    spit, cum, semen and jizz

  220. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Burger
    Burger
    Burger
    Burger

    With that many burgers, maybe one will contain some meat?

  221. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bacon
    >tomato
    >lettuce
    >cheese
    How it should be.

  222. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheese
    Bacon
    Onion (Hispanicy)
    Ketchup

  223. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    lettuce
    tomato
    pickles
    mayo

  224. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My go to is always sausage, mushrooms, pepperoni, and green peppers

  225. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bacon
    >swiss cheese
    >sliced onions
    >bbq sauce

  226. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cheese
    ketchup
    mustard
    pickles

  227. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lettuce
    Tomato
    Onion
    Mustard
    GG no re

  228. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pineapple
    Bacon
    Onion

  229. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    another 4 pieces of burgers

  230. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    grilled onions
    jalapenos
    sliced cheese
    ketchup

  231. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    American cheese, dill pickles, tomato, fried onions. If condiments don’t count Mayo and ketchup.

  232. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sharp cheddar cheese
    Bacon
    Straw onion rings
    BBQ sauce.

  233. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >CTRL+F Mushroom
    >21 posts
    at least some of you have taste

  234. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Caramelized onions
    Bacon
    Lettuce
    Big Mac sauce

  235. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Onion
    Pickle
    Mustard
    Tomato

  236. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cum
    Shit
    Piss
    Even more cum

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