>chop chilli. >put into food. >eat food. >it's delicious. >ear itches. >itch ear

>chop chilli
>put into food
>eat food
>it's delicious
>ear itches
>itch ear
>the thousand wraths of satan are sent upon you
frick you.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it hurts so much, my god

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i feel your pain
      my school made us take a lactate test
      they rub your earlobe with capsaicin salve to stimulate blood circulation for that
      i ran in circles

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This has never happened to me. Either you homosexuals never wash your hands or you're sensitive little sissy boys. I'm going with the latter, bunch of homosexuals.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you definitely shouldn't try it, it doesn't stop hurting, I'm considering ouring milk down my ear

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wash your hands after handling them bro.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"chilli"
    >ear burns after itching it
    is it the same hand that you wipe your ass with?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >itch ear
    You scratch your ear, you fricking moron. Itch is what you get. You don't 'itch' anything. You scratch it. Why is this such a common mistake? Alongside spelling et cetera as 'ect' and saying 'he should be hung' instead of 'hanged'.

    I know Culinaly is the moron board of the 'skills' part of Culinaly but you should know basic English.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      irregardless of that, i could care less what you think

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        your a idiot.

        Stop it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Don't you have a rally to be at you grammer Nazi?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      your a idiot.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        irregardless of that, i could care less what you think

        Morans

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >never hungried his food

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you must be fun at party's

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I’m itching my balls wondering who the fricked asked your opinion.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't know basic English. You're just wrong about this.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I did something similar once, but with my butthole. It burned pretty bad. I decided the best way to stop the burning was to wet some toilet paper and aggressively wipe with it. This essentially worked as a capsaicin enema. It was horrible. For the next 15 minutes I was touching my toes in the shower and praying for it to stop. Don't play with fire, fellas.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >wet toilet paper
      Not the hero we wanted but the hero that we need.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Touched my dick once after handling fresh ghost.

      Thank God for yogurt.

      Buy a pack of nitrile gloves idorts

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he uses gpoves in his own kitchen
        Bet you use the black ones do, don't ya ya little homosexual?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah when I cut peppers I do. So I can fondle my balls the rest of the time I'm cooking.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >chopping fresh hot peppers
    >as in fresh from my garden
    >already know I've fricked up because fingers are burning
    >finally done chopping
    >feel sweat near my cheek
    >wipe it with the back of my hand
    >thumb accidentally touches my eye
    It was an extremely unpleasant next few hours.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Touched my dick once after handling fresh ghost.

    Thank God for yogurt.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >that one time when I was cutting chilies and my finger at the same time

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >grating potatoes for hashbrowns
      >accidentally grate off piece of fingertip
      >can’t differentiate skin from potato
      >bandage finger and cook the hashbrowns anyway
      If it wasn’t just for me I hope that I would have started over.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cut chilis
    >jerk chicken
    >on purpose

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've done this dozens of times, even with my dick. It doesn't hurt that bad and it goes away within minutes. OP either literally put a pepper in his ear or is a giant pussy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you putting your dick in your ear you fricking weirdo

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