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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cold cuts
    you mean lunchmeat?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lunchmeat
      you mean delicatessen?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >delicatessen
        you mean charcuterie?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lunchmeat
      you mean delicatessen?

      >delicatessen
      you mean charcuterie?

      Broodbeleg

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gabbagool

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This but also all the other Italian cuts. Prosciutto, soppressata and other salamis.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The right answer here
      Thread needs to die
      Done.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw I actually asked for gabagool at the deli like a moron not knowing it's called capicolla

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >capicolla
        stop trolling

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao, I almost did this but steered away at the last second because I thought "what if I sound moronic asking for ""gabagool.""" Did you also say "OVA HERE"" and point assertively?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gratzie

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Half a pound of mortadella sliced thin, please and thank you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1/4 pound of thick cut baloney, got it!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good choice.
      Mort, gabagool, and headcheese are my current go to's.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Five pounds of olive loaf.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pound of dry Lebanon bologna, a pound of old fashioned loaf, and a pound of the stinkiest provolone you have, please.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Polish Loaf.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Salami/pastrami/corned beef>roast beef

    [...]

    loaf

    [...]

    >

    [...]

    >>>>head cheese

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Colon cancer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't actually believe that, do you?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure you are right and all the experts are wrong

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You sound vaxxd' and boosted.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You sound unhappy

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I am. Are you going to cheer me up?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wish I could. Here's a pic of my dog. Maybe it will make you smile

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thank you anon it did.
                Very cute dog take good care of him/her.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks man I will. His name is Tom

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Now you listen to me anon. You give Tom some good petting session, a new ball toy anxd a long walk in the park.
                Adorable little Tom

                [...]
                You gays need to get a room. And invite me to it because it sounds really nice.

                I'm OK for you to come, let's see what Tom's owner says

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks man I will. His name is Tom

                You gays need to get a room. And invite me to it because it sounds really nice.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nice floorboards, anon.

                Thanks

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Trim your fingernails dude

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hope things get better

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                cancer patient?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                IBS

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                from the cancer? frick cancer is no joke

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                From the chemo. Its a common side

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                did the chemo btfo the cancer? was it skin related?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >did the chemo btfo the cancer
                No, as often the case unfortunately
                >was it skin related
                The cancer? No. Why?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                shit that's not what i wanted to hear. what's next?
                the skin at the base of your thumb looks fricked

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >what's next
                I die
                >the skin at the base of your thumb looks fricked
                Chemo is essentially poison. It has side effects like skin problems

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I die
                don't we all? what is going to happen to Tom?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >don't we all?
                Imagine saying this To a dude with cancer. Holy crap. "Yeah man we all die"
                What the hell are you high

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.
                did i say something wrong?

                >don't we all?
                I guess. I just wish I had more time.
                >what is going to happen to Tom?
                I have family that will take him.

                what timeframe are we working with?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >what timeframe are we working with?
                >we
                I dont appreciate the "we" man. I have it pretty hard already. This isnt a group thing. I'm dying and you are going to live into old age with a family and friends. It doesnt make me feel good that you are grouping yourself in like it affects you

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you are going to live into old age with a family and friends.
                cool it with the assumptions. what timeframe do YOU have alive?

                >did i say something wrong?
                >I'm in pain and I'm going to die before my time
                >"yeah bro we all die"
                Could you be any more tone deaf

                do you also have cancer?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                3 years

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                please don't tell me it's colon cancer because of cold cuts
                what are your plans for today?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Its colon cancer. Idk about the cold cuts. I'm about to go to the store what about you

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Its colon cancer.
                frick. if the docs ask tell them you never ate cold cuts. are you able to bucket list stuff?
                not much i will prob watch a movie

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >if the docs ask tell them you never ate cold cuts.
                Idk why you'd say this but they dont ask that
                >are you able to bucket list stuff?
                Not really the IBS and anxiety and the other issues I have like kidney damage prevent me from doing a lot
                >i will prob watch a movie
                Cool what will you watch? Any recs? Could go for a nice movie today

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Cool what will you watch?
                i don't know yet
                >Any recs?
                Oslo, August 31st (2011)
                or
                The Man Who Sleeps (1974)
                or
                Pornostar (1998)

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ive never heard of any of these. Many thanks anon. I will look into them. You are very friendly and I appreciate the conversation.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no worries anon, you're also very friendly. best of luck. if i ever see Tom posted i'll say hello

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                🙂

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                hi there 🙂 hope you're doing well today

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're absolutely right, I do prefer calabrese when you put it like that.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >did i say something wrong?
                >I'm in pain and I'm going to die before my time
                >"yeah bro we all die"
                Could you be any more tone deaf

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >don't we all?
                I guess. I just wish I had more time.
                >what is going to happen to Tom?
                I have family that will take him.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nice floorboards, anon.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thank you anon it did.
                Very cute dog take good care of him/her.

                Thanks man I will. His name is Tom

                [...]
                You gays need to get a room. And invite me to it because it sounds really nice.

                Now you listen to me anon. You give Tom some good petting session, a new ball toy anxd a long walk in the park.
                Adorable little Tom

                [...]
                I'm OK for you to come, let's see what Tom's owner says

                holy r*ddit

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >nooo you can't just have a conversation without talking about memes

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day. In real life. Today.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You have to be 18 to post here.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                on the behalf of all Tommers, frick you

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh no. You really tried to help covid-19 destroy our population? I'd be so sad if I hadn't helped limit its initial rate of transmission. I don't think I'd be disingenous enough to pretend I had been resisting a lie.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not a matter of cured meats directly causing colon cancer, but rather people that regularly eat cured meats are more likely to engage in other lifestyle choices that increase the risk to develop colon cancer. If you're otherwise healthy don't limit your choices by its potential risk, but keep things in moderation.
          t. Science literate midwit

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Didnt ask

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You have literally zero evidence for this but you do you

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I know what I want to believe and have the hypothesis to prove it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ever eat a sandwich without potato chips or fries? There's your evidence.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Ever eat a sandwich without potato chips or fries
                Most people most times
                >There's your evidence.
                So none then

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If i could just down a couple of beer after work without any consequences life would actually be bretty good

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >all the experts are wrong
          the experts dont all agree. stop being such a gay

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I side with the people who say what I want to hear

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I side with the French

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah so like I said

                >I side with the people who say what I want to hear

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm the guy who originally brought in the fact that French people eat loads of this stuff and don't get cancer

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What I said still applies. You are singling out exceptions and siding with that because its what you want to hear. Its the same as saying shoes dont protect your feet because one out of 20 hikers got and infection trudging through a thorny bush

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So what makes French, Canadian, Spanish, and Italian food with all the nitrites plus extra fricking nitrites way safer?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you wanted an legitimate answer to further illuminate your mind and actually were open to the evidence contrary to your bias you wouldn't have such a negative attacking tone. Its useless talking to you. Try to be more neutral in the future so you dont shut down legitimate discussion

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bruh I'm French, you get two of us in an argument, you get three opinions
                Just admit nitrites are fine

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm doubly biased, just agree with me
                You do you I guess

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But I live in the US

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                processed meats dont cause colon cancer

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ok Oscar

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's LADY Oscar to you.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you sound like a fricking homosexual. try killing yourself.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                suicide yourself

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you sound like a fricking homosexual. try killing yourself.

                Get well soon

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You, too! Killing yourself will help i promise.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                Get well soon

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/572y8NA.png

                You, too! Killing yourself will help i promise.

                stroke?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                Get well soon

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Someone call the amberlamps?
                moron ovahere 'aving a stroke

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                Get well soon

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >amberlamps
                You’d be surprised how many won’t get this reference.
                Time has gone fast.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Especially when they are having a stroke.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you believe this?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why dont you belive this

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because France exists
          They eat so much cured ham and other meats and they aren't getting colon cancer
          They also basically don't have limits on how much nitrite can be present in their cured meats

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the exception is the rule
            Poor logical ressoning

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Canada also doesn't have the same restrictions on nitrites, Spain, Italy

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What do all these places have in common that makes it a confounding factor, and not a dismissive one. Anyone?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I believe they all smoke more per capita

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                their food is probably higher quality than farty-farty-poo-inpants land's

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >this scenario that invalidates my thesis is actually proof the premise is true
              >trust the soyence goyim
              Well if you say so

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not sure you know what a confounding factor is
                >JEWS!!!
                Oh okay, now I'm sure.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Oh okay, now I'm sure.
                How can you know i'm not the exception that confirms the rule?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lb of ham, lb of maple turkey, half lb salami, half lb provolone, quarter lb lacey swiss
    i haven't had cold cuts in so long bros I miss them so much

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    head cheese

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >head cheese
      >not cheese
      >not hea—
      wait, what?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's the face meats in aspic

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They use the faces of mexicans to make it?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    250 gram of dried Kraków sausage please

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer hot cuts.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What can i get you?
    Yes! Pretty much anything there.
    That reminds me, I need to swing by the deli again.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like frick you'll swing by anywhere. You're a fricking shut-in

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't hear you over the sound of me eating my sandwich with spianata calabrese in it.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gabagool
    kabanos
    gyulai

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The average zoomer has never been to a deli and would have no idea how to order, I can say this as a zoomer with Italian heritage who has never stepped foot in a deli despite having multiple family that own and run deli’s

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for sharing.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Soppressa, hot.
    Mortadella pepato.
    Provolone dolce.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    old fashioned ham (off the bone if possible)
    summer sausage
    hungarian hot salami

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've still never had duck prosciutto and I'd really like to try it. There's a deli in my area that claims they have it but they're always out whenever I happen to stop in. : (

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i need some biscotti.. and some bruschetta.. and bruschotti

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    slimy turkey
    colby jack

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    eckrich hard salami, 2 pounds. I will be coming back next week with the same order.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some pastrami, Montreal smoked meat, roasfbeef, mortadella, prosciutto crudo, hot calabrese salame. Please.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One pound of Finocchiona please

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My go to is always Hot Genoa. I even bought some today.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Capicola and Mortadella

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    --> :

    My colon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hurrf

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing because I got the gout from eating too much industrial "meat"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gout is caused by seed oils, not meat.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, you're thinking goat. If you have seed oil, you become goat. Is fact. Seed oil + you = goat.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gimme olive sausij and mortadella yum

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pastrami

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mmmm, pig snouts.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ChadSaysUnironicallyYesAsHisTradwifeOvulates.jpg

      We do things different here in the Keystone State

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A quarter pound each of capocolla, mortadella, and salami, with provolone and sharp cheddar, a thin slice of tomato, spinach, and a light smear of mayo and honey mustard, between two slices of toast, please.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The king of charcuterie is indisputably the culatello. Too bad it's really difficult to find and also quite expensive.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pimento loaf, honey ham

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer to say
    >what do you recommend, no blood tho
    but then the owner will judge me as a Yankee and be like
    >ah, you American, American like hot dog, we have hot dog, special price for you my friend, i throw in little extra no?
    as his chainsmoking wife with the exposed cleavage smirks, so probably I just the one with the shiniest label in a foreign language and meekly approach the cashier and hope she doesn't ask me any questions that show i have no idea what's going on.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It might increase risk of colon cancer but frick life without kulen

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny how italians get all the fame for charcuterie, when Spanish is 2000% times better. It always looks like children food or a worse version of jamón.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't be mad at us, little brother. We're family, you should be proud of the success of your older siblings as we're proud of yours.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks, already got it this morning. 1/2lb hot, dry Soppresotta, mozz, mild provolone.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A bit of everything

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What can i get you?

    A pound of Kowalski smoked liverwurst, please.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take half a kilo each of mortadella and prosciutto thinly sliced, please.
    >t. Greek enjoyer of Italian charcuterie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice choice.
      >t. Turkish enjoyer of Greek women

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The thinnest and pinkest roast beef you have.

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