cook out in DFW

Reminder, Culinaly is having a cookout on June 1st at a public park on lake Grapevine!

If you are in DFW come. What you could bring:

1. Prepackaged chips, cookies, and brownies
2. Charcoal
3. meat for grilling
4. a comfy camping chair
5. a sportsball to play catch with
6. Fishin pole and live or fake bait to go fishin in the lake
7. boombox so we can listen to Classical Music WRR 101.1 FM to keep the event desirable
8. a boat if you have one
9. prepackaged side dish
10. your own grill if you'd like
11. a bicycle so that everyone from /n/ can admire it
12. your car so that everyone from Culinaly can criticize it
13. a deck of cards, a chess set, or checkers
14. a notebook to get everyone's number so that you can have new frens to call
15. a whistle incase you want to referee the basketball/football game that breaks out.
16. A nametag for yourself and the potluck dish that you brought so that people know who to sue if they eat your /k/um brownies
17. An Iron skillet or other pan to cook omelets on.
18 Paper plates, plastic forks, and other cutlery

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Katie’s Woods Park in Grapevine, Texas northwest of DFW airport.
    Can be reached via text rail and an hour walk. Good sammiches at Weinberger’s on Main Street.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I look forward to seeing the sad photos of the 8 middle aged men who actually show up to this disaster.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You ever see that photo of the dudes eating a casserole potluck before a gangbang porn shoot? Yeah I'm thinking those vibes.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Can we do that too? Anyone wanna go halfsies on a hooker?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Can we do that too? Anyone wanna go halfsies on a hooker?
            Why? We'll have each other there

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shut your mouth, everyone says I look 23.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thats no way to talk about the FBI anon.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    + bug spray for not only mosquitos but wierdos that might lurking around

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn it. I live in DFW and would actually be able to make it to this if I weren't gonna be out of town to see family. Then again I have a spouse and children and I don't want any of you freaks near them so I guess it's better this way. Happy cooking!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >spouse and kids
      Condolences

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day, antinatalist. No one will care 🙂

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Go cope with your loneliness somewhere else, homosexual

          Being this butthurt that someone else doesn't have children and looks down on you.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's not so much about "looking down" on anyone, I just don't care about a spouse or kids. Cope.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If you don't care why did you go out of your way to be rude about someone's spouse and kids? Sounds like coping to me.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What are you stupid or did you mix up posts? I wasn't rude, I just wrote condolences, take that as you will.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No wonder you can’t handle a family. You can’t even handle writing a coherent sentence. have a nice day, seriously man. No one will care, at all! 😉

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I hate it when people do this shit lol. Nothing on earth makes me as pissed off as when people say something very straightforwardly rude and then turn around and cry about how "nonono it's actually YOU that interpreted it wrong!!!!" Would you walk up to a guy at a restaurant sitting with his wife and kids and just tell him "wife and kids? My condolences." No you fricking wouldn't. Because it's rude. Still rude here. Don't act like you didn't mean that as a little cheeky jab you sniveling piss baby.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                calm down buddy

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Eat shit, homosexual

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Go cope with your loneliness somewhere else, homosexual

          [...]
          [...]
          People like you are why I would not be bringing my spouse and kids anywhere near grapevine on June 1st if I were going to be here. Happy coping!

          >Condolences
          ikr. what a loser. His wife is post wall and he has to see her every day. And his soft "flex" with "spouse and child" is not the own he thinks it is. What a fricking loser.

          The very word “husband” further proves the point. The images that don’t come to mind when you envision one are warrior, killer, barbarian, sexy, or famous. Instead, you may think of words like compliant, hard worker, reliable, hen-pecked, fatigued, and boring. I may very well be a husband some day, so I’m not criticizing those who are married, but the nature of marriage will stuff a man into a beta male mold that then creates desire in his wife for an alpha.pmh8

          if you married men act this ass warped over such a subtle, simple comment, I want to be single forever too. You guys sound like soiled diaper homosexuals.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Go cope with your loneliness somewhere else, homosexual

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Your kids will be a betamales like you if it is a son or a roaste if it is a female. And you are betamale with a wife who picked you because you are a betamale.

          When it comes to marriage, most women will choose the rich beta provider who she can dictate terms to over the less resourceful but sexy alpha. In fact, many women specifically marry men they know are much uglier than they can get to maintain a dominant frame in the relationship where the man is more scared to lose her than the other way around.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not so much about "looking down" on anyone, I just don't care about a spouse or kids. Cope.

          If you don't care why did you go out of your way to be rude about someone's spouse and kids? Sounds like coping to me.

          [...]
          [...]
          People like you are why I would not be bringing my spouse and kids anywhere near grapevine on June 1st if I were going to be here. Happy coping!

          Now you are coping with "father"
          lol. I am talking about modern marriage cucking a man making the wife start craving an alpha to satisfy her needs. I love how average men match up with some roastie and pretend "father" is a notable achievement.

          >cope
          >cope
          >coping
          >coping
          >coping
          Find a new word! This internet slang is terrible.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            cope

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/xkN43yU.png

        [...]
        Being this butthurt that someone else doesn't have children and looks down on you.

        It's not so much about "looking down" on anyone, I just don't care about a spouse or kids. Cope.

        People like you are why I would not be bringing my spouse and kids anywhere near grapevine on June 1st if I were going to be here. Happy coping!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Condolences
        ikr. what a loser. His wife is post wall and he has to see her every day. And his soft "flex" with "spouse and child" is not the own he thinks it is. What a fricking loser.

        The very word “husband” further proves the point. The images that don’t come to mind when you envision one are warrior, killer, barbarian, sexy, or famous. Instead, you may think of words like compliant, hard worker, reliable, hen-pecked, fatigued, and boring. I may very well be a husband some day, so I’m not criticizing those who are married, but the nature of marriage will stuff a man into a beta male mold that then creates desire in his wife for an alpha.pmh8

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No
          Being a father is part of what makes us men

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Now you are coping with "father"
            lol. I am talking about modern marriage cucking a man making the wife start craving an alpha to satisfy her needs. I love how average men match up with some roastie and pretend "father" is a notable achievement.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              A common belief is that women want strong, dominant men. This is not the full truth. A woman wants to frick strong, dominant men, preferably when she already have a stable provider, and maybe even cuck her husband with superior alpha seed, but she doesn’t necessarily want to marry the alpha. There are two reasons why: (1) a true alpha offers little long-term stability since he has so much choice in women, and (2) he can’t be controlled.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Didn't read the thread but I'll show up and dick down everyone one of you, therefore making you all cucks. Stfu. gaygoo.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not only does a woman marry the beta male, but she settles on one she know will be so clueless to her true nature that she will be able to take a trip every summer to Spain or Greece with her girlfriends. Sadly, I’ve also seen other Eastern European men get cucked in this manner.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A man who willingly gets into a long-term monogamous relationship is opposed to being the real alpha that women get instantaneous sexual excitement for, because to voluntarily enter a relationship with a woman means to compromise and bend your masculine will for the sake of comfort, stability, love, and female happiness. You’re still a man if you get married, but you’re likely not the type of man that many women who already have beta providers would cheat on and sacrifice their relationships for.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Strangely enough, men who are most successful with long-term relationships are not the most alpha. Women want to feel attraction to a man but she also wants to exercise all the options that modern feminism allows her. She wants to work, party with friends in venues that serve alcohol, flirt with other men, and take girls-only vacations. She doesn’t want to be limited or controlled compared to her peer group, and the only man who won’t dare to wrangle her choices is the beta male.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1090513801001015
            Depends how you become a father. Conquering or betacucking.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            When it comes to getting laid, being alpha is key, because it’s raw attraction that you transmutate into fast sex, but it’s not the key for relationships. This is why men who are good at casual sex often don’t get into relationships and men who are good at relationships don’t get much casual sex.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Your kids will be a betamales like you if it is a son or a roaste if it is a female. And you are betamale with a wife who picked you because you are a betamale.

          When it comes to marriage, most women will choose the rich beta provider who she can dictate terms to over the less resourceful but sexy alpha. In fact, many women specifically marry men they know are much uglier than they can get to maintain a dominant frame in the relationship where the man is more scared to lose her than the other way around.

          Now you are coping with "father"
          lol. I am talking about modern marriage cucking a man making the wife start craving an alpha to satisfy her needs. I love how average men match up with some roastie and pretend "father" is a notable achievement.

          Not only does a woman marry the beta male, but she settles on one she know will be so clueless to her true nature that she will be able to take a trip every summer to Spain or Greece with her girlfriends. Sadly, I’ve also seen other Eastern European men get cucked in this manner.

          A man who willingly gets into a long-term monogamous relationship is opposed to being the real alpha that women get instantaneous sexual excitement for, because to voluntarily enter a relationship with a woman means to compromise and bend your masculine will for the sake of comfort, stability, love, and female happiness. You’re still a man if you get married, but you’re likely not the type of man that many women who already have beta providers would cheat on and sacrifice their relationships for.

          Strangely enough, men who are most successful with long-term relationships are not the most alpha. Women want to feel attraction to a man but she also wants to exercise all the options that modern feminism allows her. She wants to work, party with friends in venues that serve alcohol, flirt with other men, and take girls-only vacations. She doesn’t want to be limited or controlled compared to her peer group, and the only man who won’t dare to wrangle her choices is the beta male.

          This is the hardest I've ever seen anyone cope with being alone online. Holy shit anon lol.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No
            Being a father is part of what makes us men

            Indoctrination status: drilled in.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's dilled in and you're still wrong

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the man has been bound to granting his wife's wishes so much he's forgetting English
                KEK

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good. I don't want to meet yet another normalgay. I come here to get away from people like you. You should fully commit and stop posting here.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I weren't gonna be out of town to see family.
      >I have a spouse
      So I am guessing the bull and your wife will have the house all to themselves?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Immediately bringing up cuckposting

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ahh yes, immediately, almost an hour later.
          Sounds like you really are a butthurt cuck lmao

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/XNPKRwW.png

          Ahh yes, immediately, almost an hour later.
          Sounds like you really are a butthurt cuck lmao

          fricking exposed
          let your wife know about the cookout, then we can run a train on her 😉

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't have a pitbull, those things are dangerous and moronic. But no the wife and kids are coming with me.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >trying to save face
          sure, you don't have a "pitbull" Tyrone that your wife fricks. it's okay, ya cuck

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Your absolute insistence that my wife is fricking someone else sounds like you yourself have endured infidelity in your marriage. I hope you find healing.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's quite the opposite, I am having an affair with a married woman. It might be misplaced guilt that I am venting it out on you but I bet your wife is fricking another dude on the side, and you have your suspicious, you wouldn't react so strongly to someone calling you a cuck on the internet.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay so you are projecting then. You do know that not every person on the planet is trashy like you and your unfaithful gf right? Just because she's the only gf you've ever had doesn't mean every girl is like that. Sad that the best you can do is a bored prostitute though.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many men wearing dresses will be there?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably 'bout tree fiddy

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Weird that it's so close to me yet just far enough to be a hassle.
    t. Austin
    Hope y'all have a good time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll pick you up on the way? You can suck on my chunky monkey on the way there?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's more that I don't want to stay the night in DFW

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      UT is a pretty crazy institution. It's fairly elite, but almost 90% of the student population gets their through the program that automatically admits the top 10% of any highschool in Texas. So like 90% of their admits are just straight laded normies who turned in every homework. But they all think they are so free spirited. It's a strange place.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would shove a mason jar up my ass and break it off in there, just for a one percent chance to lick her abs for five seconds.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry I'm getting married that day

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cant we just get some taco bell or pizzas or something

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    denton anon here
    I'm not coming

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thank frick for that, Denton morons are the fricking pits. Also, nobody gives a frick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also from Denton, I might stop by. What's the head count?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's gonna be just you and op... and he's gonna try to rape you

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I assume I get to rape him if he fails?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    someone is gonna inject cum in the brownies or spike it with laxatives/poison

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      datura grows in the area
      it would be a shame if someone shook some pollen on the food

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We're not eating any brownies from anyone.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    EggAnon here, I've officially started stockpiling eggs from the backyard and have perfected the THC Infused Deviled Egg recipe (or as close to perfect as it's going to get). Hope y'all are hungry for eggs because I'm bringing a truckload (I'll be bringing a few dozen hard-boiled eggs as well for those who don't like the deviled variety)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is what I'm looking forward to most (besides the /k/um brownies). And before anyone starts sperging out about weed being illegal in Texas, the DFW law enforcement doesn't give a frick about weed and will laugh at and ignore any "anonymous tips" you send beforehand

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ok that's cute but I reported this thread to the Texas Rangers. I said it was another Jan 6th getting planned by degenerate pedophile weed addicts.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds litty. Post pics. I would go if I lived near there.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hopefully this isn't like the Culinaly meeting where literally no one showed up besides the guy that went there to post about no one being there

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >prepackaged everything
    where's your sense of adventure?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      where's your sense of getting roofied and gang raped at the park?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        can't happen if you homosexuals gatekeep the experience

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be bringing the dinghy with outboard motor for later in the day once everyone is fricked up on booze, weed eggs, and roofies. Gonna see how fast I can get her going on the open water with a full load of boys onboard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based, you said we could spend a night on the water under the stars

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and we will

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Meetup" with modern Culinaly
    >threads strangely approved when this is blatant /soc/ bullshit
    Imagine going out of your way to attend a janny meet n greet. Do you get a free dunce hat and some stamps?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I legitimately can't imagine wanting to hang out with any of you spergs. Everyone would be shouting WA LAH and BASED/CRINGE the entire time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would write "Black person" on my nametag

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah the reality is that most would be mumble talking and unable to make eye contact

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I used to go to /k/ meets back in the day idk about a Culinaly meet but /k/ meets were mostly dudes sitting around a campfire listening to music, getting drunk and saying Black person a lot. It was pretty chill but you definitely had a few outlying spergs that being said the mere act of having to get up and go somewhere filtered most of the undesirables.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can I get a lift?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think there would be too many normalgays that heard about Culinaly through tiktok trying to act like king sperg that would make the true spergs too shy to interact

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i dont think zoomers use Culinaly, its more of a millennial and gen x thing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        zoomer, i use Culinaly

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who told you about it? Reddit? V? Who?!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i dont think zoomers use Culinaly
        you could not be more wrong

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        most of the site was born after 9/11. yes the old guard never leaves but there is always tons of new teens that discover it and never leave

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Gaylord Texan Resort & Convention Center

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it has a funny name but it's kino

      • 3 weeks ago
        Order4me

        You’ll be looking at its backside while there.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    moronic virgin underage homosexuals please go back and stop shitting up the thread

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This was about a cookout and some anon was talking about his "spouse and child" as if it was some achievement. (funnily enough, reddit celebrates these types of things) I was just letting him know his wife is not attractive and would not have picked him if he was not a beta.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >If you had anything important to say you wouldn't be saying it on the cooking sub forum of an anime website
    People from all walks of life go on in the internet. Billionaires go on reddit lol. Culinaly isnt that obsure, but normies do avoid it because they don't like getting called out for being normie npcs.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    No
    Being a father is part of what makes us men

    Controlling for age, we found that married men without children had lower evening T levels than unmarried men. Though fathers did not have significantly lower evening T levels than married men without children, fathers had markedly lower T levels compared with unmarried men. These results support the view that T mediates a tradeoff between mating and parenting effort in human males, And considering how low T the male was even before marriage, after marriage, he does not even have balls anymore. Hence the soi boi numaleMillennials epidemic and the lack of females keeping the roasties from destroying our countries.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >use fake name
    >use hypodermic needle to inject packaged food with laxatives
    Park's closed due to SHITS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I shan't be going.
      Adress this first:

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't be worried fren

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most people aren't psychopaths and we're pretty good at picking them out

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It’ll be fun

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        someone could do this to you at any time you don't make your own food, what stops them?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          litigation

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            poisoning people is against the law, it's a crime. you don't have to sue to get them in jail

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah because if there's any organization that I trust to stand up for my dignity it's the local cops.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ok jamal

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i would go but im not a fan of gay orgies

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    whatever, youre poor. go back to work.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    loser

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I want to meet feds?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Feds need frens too. If we can't come to the park, it's just another day of feeding "Pepe With Food On Head" images into the threat analysis algorithm. Give us a break, it's sunny outside.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't there a /k/ meetup where a guy brought cookies then later posted a pic of himself cumming in the batter?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      something like that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they were brownies but yes
      I didn't go to the meetup but I was in the thread when it was revealed

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you’re def getting murdered and dumped into the lake if you’re a woman who shows up

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who shows up to this is just hoping to get laid
    Take it to /soc/ kiddos

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just want a sandwich tho.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just want to get black out drunk on someone else's booze.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        me too. I'm gonna be in rehab but I'll ask if I can leave the country to meet some internet strangers

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will there be some sort of livestream for Anons not living in the US?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How much you gonna pay big boy

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >15. a whistle incase you want to referee the basketball/football game that breaks out.

    Seeing how channers are generally 300+ lbs I really don't see this happening lol.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on the board
      Places like Culinaly and /tg/ are full of fatties but most meetups are attended by normal-ish looking people

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm french an i'm coming
    Prepare to put some foie gras on your burger

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it prepackaged or at least still inside the goose?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He thinks he can slaughter a goose in DFW…

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The elites don’t want you to know this, but the geese at the park are free, you can eat them, I have eaten 458 geese

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 everybody shows up with aardvark
    >inb4 somebody brings a ramsay frozen meal
    >inb4 costco footlong shows up
    >inb4 a whole fricking cooler of sips

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Used to live in Dallas last year. Had to move to Florida but I wish I could go. Have a fun time fellas

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Best post I've seen in this thread so far kek

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn why did this thread get derailed? I wanna meet frens at this meetup not circlejerk /LULZ/ talking points

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Order4me

    Some anon stole our grill!

    Press F for lil dude!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a trick, get an axe.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Order4me

        Too late frens

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/casvlTJ.jpeg

          Some anon stole our grill!

          Press F for lil dude!

          Did you go and put the grill at the site a full 10 days before the actual event? And then just left it there to be stolen?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Order4me

            No, someone else left it there and now I have a sad. Looks like I will bring another grill to the party.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i bet blacks did that

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >brown teenagers who larp as white
    that IS Culinaly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop projecting, Mohamed.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Order4me

    Park is looking nice. Just dropped by. A guy brought his fishin pole for a comfy afternoon.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I live 5 hours away. I could attend but I don't trust food made by anons.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What, don't wanna 10 hour round trip for a cup of sweet sundae ramen?

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I live about 5 mins away from there. Why should I not go?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Order4me

      It’ll be fun fren

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If this meetup does happen I really hope someone shows up with a gun and kills OP and anyone else who thinks this shit is a good idea.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mad that mom won't let u go?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's it, I'm buying a plane ticket and a gun. See you there, homosexuals.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you going to buy a gun in Texas?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no balls

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What do you know about firearms? I assure you that you can get better advice on Culinaly than /k/
          We just want you to get a proper barbecue gun

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm jealous I want to go so bad I live too far away. I met my spouse at a chan meetup a decade ago.I hope you have a good turnout and everyone has a good time. I would.

    Any Missouri homosexuals here?

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Order4me

    Ordered a Sailer’s sandwich from Weinberger’s earlier. It is good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good looking sandie, shame about the grill (tfw no grill fren)

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would love to go. I've been to a few board meetups, even took a road trip crashing on anon's couches once. It's funny because we always talk what moronic freak spergs we are and then everyone's pretty fine and has a good time. But I'm in California, and I just bought a plane ticket to Canada in mid-June, so there's my vacation spending done.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >even took a road trip crashing on anon's couches once.
      What do you mean by this? You were driving and just hoping to get random anons to let you crash as you went?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >'s funny because we always talk what moronic freak spergs we are and then everyone's pretty fine and has a good time.

      that's because the people who would willingly show up to these and possibly be photographed are normies

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds fun. Are there any other meetups around Culinaly like this? Haven't seen any in ages

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty excited! I imagine you moronic spergs shitting on a guy for having a wife and kid, or talking about poisoning food or assaulting others will be kept at bay by the mere act of arriving to a location at a time. I'm broke as hell and won't be able to bring food, but I've got a speaker to bring, a couple of chairs and a couple of ugly stiks to share. I do look forward to seeing the type of creatures that show up, but I'm thinking and hoping it'll just be a bunch of guys that I can bullshit with about whatever. Best cooking and baking methods, Black folk being ruinous, firearms, whatever. If there's any takers, I can bring my chess and cribbage boards, and some cards if the group looks good enough for me to think I'll get a full deck back.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm broke as hell and won't be able to bring food,
      lolol
      goes to a COOKING meet up with out food
      can't even afford a couple bags of meat balls, a couple jars of jelly and a couple jars of pizza sauce
      you straight dummy maxing dude lol
      lmao even
      just dump meat balls, pizza sauce and jelly into a slow cooker
      you'll be the most popular moron there

      its like going to a fricking soccer game as a 12 year old without cleets, a jersey, shorts or shin gaurds and being like
      >oh hey guys, i brought poker cards
      lolololol @ you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, I just don't have any money for food for others right now. I'm currently only eating what I can find at Kroger marked down, and their ugly fruit bin. I'm not going to partake in others food, since I'm not bringing any, but I want to bring something that could be fun for others beyond just my company. Other times would be different, but it's good to get out and meet people regardless. Feel free to send me some money and I'll happily make you what you like (you're not even going lol)
        See points 4, 6 and 7 of the OP pls 🙂

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i live on the east coast but im about to go and bring a big bag of meatballs, couple jars of jelly and couple jars of pizza sauce just so i can meet you and show you how good that combo is..
          frick it
          just buy it for yourself
          go to kroger
          get a bag of frozen italian meatballs
          a jar of pizza sauce
          a jar of apple or grape jelly
          dump it all into a slow cooker / pot on the stove and heat
          now you wanna' spice it up a notch?
          BAM BAM
          get some hoagie bread and a slice of white cheese, make yourself a meatball sub

          its so cheap and so easy. if you're going to a convention where food is the thing.. just get a bag or two of frozen meat balls. a jar or two of jelly and pizza sauce.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You should bring that! Leave your shitdick attitude on the east coast though!

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Leave your shitdick attitude on the east coast though!
              im only an butthole on 4cham, i swear

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ah I've spent some time in Mystic, CT and the surrounding area. Y'all are mean in words and kind in action, the exact opposite of northwesterners. They're kind in tongue but never once would they stop on the side of the road for you. Though an east coaster might only be doing it because you're blocking traffic and will cuss you out while helping, they'll get your car moving again. Folks on the west coast always seemed shocked at me stopping and pulling out the jumper cables or ratchet set. Texas is God's country though, and we'll treat you right. Except Austin, frick those guys.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some people might say this all started as a tripgay's vanity project, but the response so far seems unusually positive. Can we PLEASE get a sticky thread on June 1? (You know, like we should have gotten on January 1 for the past 5 years for the Lemon Pig thread?) Is Culinaly allowed to have at least one nice thing? (inb4 banned for this poast)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You'll get a 250 post thread that's suddenly deleted for being

      [...]

      after a week of conversation and you'll like it.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody will show up just to eat laced food

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do i have to eat all these lsd cookies myself again?

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will this happen?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      now THAT'S a motley crue

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me on the left.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      EL MATI

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MUITO REAL

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now I have the sudden urge to go camping…

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will CuckAnon be bringing his wife to share for dessert?

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Feel free to recreate this thread closer to the event, closing this thread in the meantime

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