cook the carot in budder until it is tander. *slirp*

cook the carot in budder until it is tander
*slirp*

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DONT YOU FRICKING MOCK HIM

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He cooks like shit, its weird

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are a few recipes of his that I don't realy think are very good but you can't deny that he is a master in many respects, I mean are you capable of deboning a whole chicken and leaving the meat and skin intact? Chicken balatine or whatever. He's just old he's fricking ~90, won't be around for much longer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >are you capable of deboning a whole chicken and leaving the meat and skin intact?
        Not that anon but I am able to do that
        Only because I watched JP do it and followed along with a whole chicken
        First one took 45 min
        Second one to 30

        I can do it pretty fast now though

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          His mom cute.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not really, but I bet she's a very nice lady.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you know she hot

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Everything should be cooked in butter. I challenge anyone to name one food that can't be improved with a teaspoon of butter.

              Why are you gae?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I agree with you in almost all cases, but there are SOME situations when butter would not improve whatever you're cooking. Like Bearnaise, Mayo, or most salads.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no butter
                >Bearnaise
                homie, it's just hollandaise wearing picrel

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Bearnaise, Mayo,
                Melt a little butter in them.
                >or most salads.
                Add buttered croutons.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, he's a cute li'l twink too. I would love to femininze him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Congratulations, you have an opinion 99% of people and professionals disagree with
      You're so special and cool. Maybe we can hang sometime?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No thanks you sound like a homosexual.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      false

      homie can't make scrambled eggs correctly.
      he puts mozz inside a sliced tomato and calls it a dish.
      he's french.

      3 strikes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's getting old and slowing down.
      His recipes from decades ago are solid.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, he goes on and on about working at a Howard Johnson like if that’s some high class gig.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pepin also was the head chef to the President of France.
        He just really enjoyed being in charge at the HJ gig. That was back when it was a nice place to eat for business casual diners.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty good artist, too.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nice flex.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will fight you you flithy dick knocker

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Justin Wilson was more interesting.
    I GAW-ROH-TEE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He cooks like shit, its weird

      false

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's okay OP, I understand he still cooks better than you despite his age but that's no reason to make fun of him, you're just being a homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this post is considered 'making fun of' to reddit zoomies

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Mr Mack?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is this reddit? We can't make light of people we like in good faith?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes. thank you for this, Anon. it made me so happy.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does he talk like Guga suddenly

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thanks op, and 'appy cooging!

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A leetle more wine for ze chef

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why not add some Julia Child in that? You know she was in OSS during WW II.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You anons and your butter, it seems like a term for a homosexual meetup. Creepy

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