Cookfess

I'm Italian and quite often I break spaghetti.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing I can think of is that I don't go to a local butcher. My local supermarket is really good, and has a butcher attached to it. So you can buy really good meats, like really good steak cuts.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If there's a butcher in your supermarket you go to, then what the frick are you on about

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't cook

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like ketchup with a lot of stuff, kinda obsessed with it

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm italian and can't eat gluten. just fricking kill me already

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer non-stick skillets and pans to cast iron.

      So is breaking pasta actually bad? The only time I've found it to be bad is with wide thick pasta like fettucine or linguine, because it makes it a pain to twirl around the fork; thin spaghetti and angel hair types I never had issues breaking that pasta and usually prefer it.

      Wow that sucks. I wonder why gluten intolerance is becoming so much more prevalant nowadays considering european culinary history is built on wheat products. Probably some eastern rice cartel conspiracy, can't trust those oriental types.

      I cook chili in the most cope improper ingredients
      >massive red beans
      >bacon mixed with cheap ground pork
      >chicken stock and canned tomatoes
      >korean chili paste for spice
      It tastes alright, but if a mexican found out I bet he would send the cartel.

      The only ones I see that get triggered over chilli are the perpetually larping Texans.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've never salted pasta water in my life; never have, never will

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 26, and can't de-bone fish on plate myself. I'm a living failure. Forgive me father.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i fricked up my fettucini emulsion

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I cook chili in the most cope improper ingredients
    >massive red beans
    >bacon mixed with cheap ground pork
    >chicken stock and canned tomatoes
    >korean chili paste for spice
    It tastes alright, but if a mexican found out I bet he would send the cartel.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mexicans have about as much to do with chili con carne as they do with Taco Bell.
      It's an American (Texan) dish.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In anger I told my grandma I cook better pierogi than her (I'm Polish).
    I undercook the pasta and prefer to finish cooking it in the sauce mixed with pasta water.
    I fricking hate potatoes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I undercook the pasta and prefer to finish cooking it in the sauce mixed with pasta water.
      That’s actually pro.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I’m Italian
    stopped reading right there. unforgivable.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      troon

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I buy garlic and ginger in a tube

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I do everything too quickly and frick up because of that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Measure everything out before you start. You can bust it hard and fast then.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I got a ham in Costco just to watch it dye.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i am french and i don't like cheese
    they bully me

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >break spaghetti
    >often use ketchup in my cooking, sweet and vinegar what's not to like?
    >dislike cast iron
    >always buy the cheapest cheese for my breakfast sandwiches

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love having ketchup and parmesan along with my Spaghetti and Meat sauce

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't make my own meat sauce. I just use tomato paste and 1.5 packages of sauce mix from the store.

    90% of the time I eat different forms of pasta with the same meat sauce. Angel Hair, Wagon Wheels, Shells, Rotini. Everything's doused.

    Hormel Chili is good. I don't care if it tastes like cornmeal, that's part of the flavor experience when I make burgs and dogs with it as a sauce.

    Ketchup's too sweet for me, I don't frick with that shit. Not even when making meatloaf. I'll take a thick batch of tomato paste spread on some delicious Meatloaf any day of the week.

    I love cooking with beer and wine a lot. To the degree where it's pearls before swine.

    I don't have much of a palate for cheese. I'll spend good money on it for making pizza and not much else. When it comes to burgers, I'll stick to American slices and for hotdogs I'll use Frito Lay Jalapeno Cheddar with no fricks given.

    I used to make fajitas with barbecue sauce, chicken breasts, red bell peppers, taco seasoning and an assload of cumin. I think I'll do that shit again.

    My favorite cheapo meal was store brand frozen chicken strips doused in buffalo wing sauce, served on white butter top bread with a few spoonfuls of salsa con queso and I'm mad as hell they don't make these chicken strips no more because that was the experience.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty much the only thing I eat is cabbage with ground turkey, hot pepper extract, and those crispy chow main noodles mixed together in a bowl.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      By my measure, you're keeping well.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I moved from Orlando Florida to Montana.

    I deeply miss Aldi. The weather is fricking amazing here vs Swamp Ass 24/7 FL but I can't buy an Aldi brand can of chili and Aldi brand Kraft Bluebox and make degenerate chili mack for like 3 bucks anymore. I miss Aldi so fricking bad my dudes, I went from where they built one fricking across my street I can walk to, to "Lol there's a Walmart everyone and their grandma goes to at every hour of the day because frick you"

    Montana is the state that min-maxed their character by putting literally all their points into Landscape/Geography and 0 into anything having to do with food.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I eat sloppa for almost every meal (rice, meat, raw onion bowl), the only time I don't is when I make a fried egg sandwich.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I almost never order McChickens, I usually get a big Mac or McDoubles if I'm ordering off the dollar menu

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      big mac is kinda cringe, but the mcdouble is objectively more bang for your buck than a micchicken

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You were clearly not hit enough as a child.
        Big Mac is the second best thing on the menu, only behind the double quarter pounder

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I enjoy the big mac, but when you're comparing it to a mcchicken it's almost apples to oranges since it's not a value menu item. I'll take a big mac over both, but they're hardly comparable hence cringe.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Actually I take this back, 2 mcdoubles is probably the price of 1 big mac so I'd likely rather just have the 2 mcdoubles.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Big Mac is probably the worst item on the menu.
      The 'special sauce' is repulsive.

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