Cooking equipment that makes you instantly turn off the recipe video you are watching

Cooking equipment that makes you instantly turn off the recipe video you are watching

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jigger. I free pour.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i fricking hate jiggers. I won't drink at any bar that has a jigger behind the counter.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What the hell did the japanese ever do to you?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Post-90s anime.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anything non-western.
      Brown hands
      Women
      Ethnic food
      Liberals
      homosexuals
      Happy people
      Sex havers

      i fricking hate jiggers. I won't drink at any bar that has a jigger behind the counter.

      Anything with soibeard.

      https://i.imgur.com/qZDyHaI.png

      Pretty much all of the "I'm in nature.... Look, can you see? I'm in nature! Can't you see that I'm IN NATURE! I'M COOKING FOOD THE *NATURAL* WAY...IN FREAKIN NATURE!!!!" videos. It's a genre. Some are more or less serious than others. They are all obnoxiously edited and exist purely for the video author's self-flagellation.
      https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GLHr6m3-cgk

      Get off the board, pseuds

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's acceptable if the video is chinese or indian
    but yeah, a white person with a reforged axe knife is cringe

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anything non-western.
    Brown hands
    Women
    Ethnic food
    Liberals
    homosexuals
    Happy people
    Sex havers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Get another Banquet meal and Pepsi from the frigerator.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Way ahead of you I'm posting on the way to the freezer.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Women
      are you fricking new? women belong in the kitchen.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        why would you watch a woman cook something when you can watch a man? women prepare food for the family, men COOK

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Women absolutely do not belong in the kitchen, they need to stay the frick out of it if they know what's good for them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      good non-sex having cooking channel?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.youtube.com/@EthanChlebowski

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    brown hands

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These tall santokus are cringe and gay.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They aren't santokus. They are eastern European. Gypsy knives.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Black nitrile gloves
    Words like 'awesome,' 'extreme,' etc.
    'Whole nother level' (Look up 'nother,' dickhead. PROTIP --> you can't.)
    Guy Fieri
    Giada 'blowjob queen' De Laurentiis
    Dickheads trying to be manly, like that twat that cooks over a burning hole in a log.
    Sous vide. Puke.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anything with soibeard.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not a utensil, but what makes me want to raid a cooking school full of YouTubers is the way they run the knife over the surface of the food to test its crispness, fricking cringe

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Or when they squeeze the ever loving shit out of the food to show off how “juicy” it is. No dumbass, you’re just ruining the food.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this 1000 times

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this 1000 times

      there are a few instances where they make sense like when im making the curry/turmeric crust for beef patties. Shit turns my finger nails bright yellow for a week

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty much all of the "I'm in nature.... Look, can you see? I'm in nature! Can't you see that I'm IN NATURE! I'M COOKING FOOD THE *NATURAL* WAY...IN FREAKIN NATURE!!!!" videos. It's a genre. Some are more or less serious than others. They are all obnoxiously edited and exist purely for the video author's self-flagellation.
    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GLHr6m3-cgk

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But he is my favorite turkroach cooking channel

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    electronics like mixer and processer.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >electronics
      What does the way black people speak have to do with cooking?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's E-Tronics, retread..jeez!

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    black nitrile gloves and those tweezer tongs that I swear didn't exist five years ago

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I remember like 8 or so years ago watching the OG in the woods cooking guy with his wierd pig iron knife, and his pet dog at home, then over the years dozens have popped up, every man who can somewhat cook in a _______-stan now has a YT channel of them cooking near a stream.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    non-stick pots
    non-stick pans, unless it's for cooking fish or eggs

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sous vide

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