Cooking for people who don't like to cook or eat? I just want to get this area of my life over with, man.

Cooking for people who don't like to cook or eat? I just want to get this area of my life over with, man. I'm not someone who considers themselves a chef but a lot of recipes online sort of assume you're really into cooking and have 35 years of experience in the kitchen.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    'Deens out of the tin and a bullet for dessert

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't waste deenz

      >Cooking for people who don't like to cook or eat? I just want to get this area of my life over with, man. I'm not someone who considers themselves a chef but a lot of recipes online sort of assume you're really into cooking and have 35 years of experience in the kitchen.
      One would think that being unable to feed yourself would be a trait that would inherently be bred out of existence because the people with that trait wouldn't live long enough to breed, but here we are.

      >technological society and its consequences have been a disaster for the human species

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always have dessert first

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, a silver bullet

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sorry op, you're a lost cause. what's even the point of living if you don't enjoy eating? eating and playing vidya are the best things in life.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sleeping and shitting are the best things in life.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >shitting
        can't say I like shitting, it stinks and sometimes it hurts if I don't need enough fibres
        >sleeping
        that's pretty nice but imagine if sleeping wasn't required, would you sleep? I wouldn't

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If the rest of my life could just be the middle of the night with night sounds, preferably with a slight chill to the ambient temperature, and I could spend it lying under my blanket sleeping and sometimes waking up to think, I would.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the exact use case Soylent was designed for.
    Get Soylent for breakfast/lunch and then eat deenz with rice or something for dinner cause you're supposed to eat some solid food too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ^This is the way. Except I used sardines and Ensure rather than Soylent.
      If you want to avoid the expense of buying those kinds of nutrition shakes you can get a bit more advanced and buy a rice cooker and then get those salmon pouches, tuna pouches, and sardine tins to mix up your protein so you don't get bored, use the rice for cheap extra calories and fiber, and mix in some vegetables which you can do by getting frozen vegetables from the grocery store and just microwaving them to thaw them out. Frozen is the next best thing to fresh and way better than canned vegetables.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People who say they don't like to eat is simply because they are either picky af or they never actually got to enjoy a tasty and nutritious meal. I don't know what to tell you op but to tough it up and start being less lazy in the kitchen, use good ingredients, a good meal doesn't need to be complicated.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up normie i guarantee ibhad better food options growing up than your murican flyover slop and still feel eating is a waste of time

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        must suck to be you, please consider picrel

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i guarantee ibhad better food options
        Then go back to Ibhad, Malik.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not OP, but no. I've had many meals that tasted good. I still see eating as a chore. A good tasting meal is like a really low quality drug with a lot of extra baggage to it that you're forced to eat to stay alive. It tasting good helps but it's still a chore rather than something you decide to do because you want to. And also the good tasting meals are from restaurants. Which makes cooking at home even more of a annoyance since you're putting in all that work just to get something worse than if you phoned it in and got a pizza delivered or something.
      Guy who recommended sardines and a shake had the right idea.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >And also the good tasting meals are from restaurants.
        You outed yourself as a cooklet, bro.
        Feeling like food is a waste of time is your perogative, but if your homecooked meals don't taste as good or better than restaurants, it's a matter of skill.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >since you're putting in all that work just to get something worse than if you phoned it in
        You're doing something wrong then. Skill issue. It's trivially simple to make food that's better than delivery, if for no other reason that the delivered food has been sitting around waiting to be delivered to you.

        >Cooking for people who don't like to cook or eat? I just want to get this area of my life over with, man. I'm not someone who considers themselves a chef but a lot of recipes online sort of assume you're really into cooking and have 35 years of experience in the kitchen.
        One would think that being unable to feed yourself would be a trait that would inherently be bred out of existence because the people with that trait wouldn't live long enough to breed, but here we are.

        >would be a trait that would inherently be bred out of existence
        That's happening right now. Lots of people are financially ruining themselves buying prepared food because they lack the ability to prepare it themselves. There's plenty of people who find it difficult to afford a place to live because they blow all their money eating out or having delivery.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's because they're autistic you dumbass

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        alright columbo, what part of "picky af" do you not understand? I don't care why they're picky, they're picky and that's why they don't like food.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You've never seen columbo

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Pizza-chan

    Eat a frozen pizza every day

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sandwiches
    Easy to make
    Great variety
    Very little mess to clean
    You can use fancy ingredients if you feel like it
    Some sandwiches taste great
    You can make the simple ones in less than 5 min

    If I was more into bread I would consider them to be the perfect food.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do you have autism?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i do actually

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You need to eat vegetables, or your life will be bad. You need to eat protein, or you won't have enough ability to grow and replace important tissues. You'll want carbs because it will make you feel full. You should start with finding three vegetables you like, three carbs you like, and three proteins you can cook and buy easily. Once you have ingredients you can start cooking.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    marinate meat in something, put oil on a pan and heat it until it reaches designated meat temperature. it's not rocket science

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cooking for people who don't like to cook or eat? I just want to get this area of my life over with, man. I'm not someone who considers themselves a chef but a lot of recipes online sort of assume you're really into cooking and have 35 years of experience in the kitchen.
    One would think that being unable to feed yourself would be a trait that would inherently be bred out of existence because the people with that trait wouldn't live long enough to breed, but here we are.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for people who don't like to cook or eat? I just want to get this area of my life over with, man. I'm not someone who considers themselves a chef but a lot of recipes online sort of assume you're really into cooking and have 35 years of experience in the kitchen.
      >One would think that being unable to feed yourself would be a trait that would inherently be bred out of existence because the people with that trait wouldn't live long enough to breed, but here we are.
      Damn, you're right.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    boil chicken, put in food processor with cooked legumes, add bananas and oat gruel. enjoy

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    moron

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    moronic peasants with less sophisticated cooking implements could figure out how to make a meal every night, why can't the modern man/woman?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >crack one egg
    yeah, 35 years of experience, right? it's crazy
    >1 tablespoon
    jesus what is this a science textbook

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just go to budgetbytes. Every recipe is made for moronic college kids who don't know how to do basic things and can generally be cooked in batches. (One time cooking recipe = 3+ dinners) Alternatively, just cook frozen protein + frozen vegetable + rice and go grocery shopping once a month or so. Done.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ^This is the way. Except I used sardines and Ensure rather than Soylent.
      If you want to avoid the expense of buying those kinds of nutrition shakes you can get a bit more advanced and buy a rice cooker and then get those salmon pouches, tuna pouches, and sardine tins to mix up your protein so you don't get bored, use the rice for cheap extra calories and fiber, and mix in some vegetables which you can do by getting frozen vegetables from the grocery store and just microwaving them to thaw them out. Frozen is the next best thing to fresh and way better than canned vegetables.

      This. The rice cooker does all the job and the rice is warm and ready for 24 hours before you need to refrigerate it, but you can make small portions and finish it I'm that time. Get a rice cooker with a steamer basket and you can hard boil eggs, that last for a week in the fridge for a quick snack, or thaw vegetables in a single batch.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK ANIME!!!!!!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wish I could.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t really enjoy cooking. A lot of my meals are very simple:
    >whole wheat crackers
    >mixed nuts (pecans, almonds and cashews are my favorites)
    >baby carrots
    >sliced fruit, sometimes dried fruit

    No cooking involved. Try to buy crackers with some protein though.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SPICY!

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cooking for people who don't like to cook?
    Don't?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you just want nutrition and don't care about flavor or variety, stop looking for food or cooking material and start looking for fitness and meal prep material.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most yt chefs are not there to teach you how to cook. Their views come mainly from meme dishes and style over substance for people who like to watch cooking shows but have no interest in the actual process. Rule of thumb is, if they don’t provide an ingredient list and/or recipe guide, and/or their videos are longer than 15 minutes for a single dish, you’re better off looking elsewhere.

    As for where to start, check out Jack Ovens’ channel on YouTube and Donal Skehan’s One Pot Pasta. The former has plenty of easy dishes with short, to-the-point videos that you can start off with. The latter is a bog standard simple but tasty spaghetti dish that uses basic ingredients and can help you practice your knife skills off on the most common ingredients used in western cooking.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Youtube has lots of simple recipes, like how to fry eggs, how to cook rice, how to roast chicken in the oven, how to stew beans. Ignore recipes from blogs and sketchy websites.
    > a lot of recipes online sort of assume you're really into cooking and have 35 years of experience in the kitchen.
    No they do not. I have never seen a single recipe online like that, stop having such an immature helpless attitude. You and your twee little anime emoji pic. Grow up.
    Meal prep. Learn as you go. Mix and match different meats, veggies, and starches. Just cook what you like and sprinkle whatever seasoning and condiments you like on it.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a lot of recipes online sort of assume you're really into cooking and have 35 years of experience in the kitchen.
    no, people with 35 years of cooking experience don't have to have recipes.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is it about anime that guarantees a completely moronic fanbase?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when you get good you don't need recipes.

    for bread you just need to understand bakers percentage, and how hydration affects bread.

    you don't need a recipes to make:
    stew
    lasagna
    enchiladas
    chili
    burritos
    tacos
    steak
    pork chops
    pork roast
    any kind of roast
    BBQ
    fish
    marinara
    salsa
    taco sauce

    the only reason to have a recipes is when you don't know how to cook, or you want very consistent results. detailed written recipes were not a thing until the mid 1800's.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      okay anon, but OP very clearly stated she doesn't know how to cook

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no he says that recipes were made for people who know how to cook. which is complete bullshit.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    prep meals, boiled potatos mashed then frozen. then stew some meat every day/night

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look for recipes labelled as things like "One pan/pot recipe", they're usually written with laziness in mind

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people like you act like you can't just buy a shitty seasoning mix and read the back?

    >Taco seasoning
    >Brown beef for 10 minutes
    >Add seasoning and x amount of water, boil, simmer for 7 minutes

    woah. tacos are so hard.

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