Corn etiquette

Well? What is the proper etiquette for eating corn?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    cut off the kernels lengthwise and insert the remaining into your braphoolio

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You need the butter and kernels still on the cob for lube

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If you're on a first date and order corn on the cob, barbecue ribs, or some other messy finger food, you're finished

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Who said anything about a first date?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't frickin' know, homie, I just eat that shit.

      I was gonna say no no no but thought about it and I think you're actually right.
      Went on a date with a nigress who, perhaps stereotypically, ordered crab legs at a Japanese restaurant. I didn't even know the Japanese ate crab legs but she zeroed in on this soup that had three king crab leg segments sticking out of it. Huge motherfrickers (because king, not snow). We did not have a second date and I did a fade away because ghosting is mean.
      I went on a date with a different nigress and ordered ribs. She ghosted me after lmao

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Make the girl eat finger food. If she eschews utensils and gets messy, you know she'll be fun in bed.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This is TRUE..
        You can also tell how "Wild" and engaged a gal is in bed by her gait. If she rolls her hips a lot when she walks, you've got yourself a real goer..

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          can confirm

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    stop posting children's cartoons

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >durr don't eat corn
      ngmi

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i turn sideways and pretend to swallow it whole, letting it fall to the floor out of view

        >>durr don't eat corn
        yes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        FRICK ANIME!!!!

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >t.

          capcha: GOAT VA

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            Anonymous
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        Anonymous
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          Anonymous
  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Corn served like this is an indicator of an INFORMAL dinner. Just as with Roasted birds, this is permissible to pick up, and eat with the hands. Buttered bread, or often just butter on a separate serving plate, is to be sliced off in the chosen amount with the provided butter knufe, then transferred to the bread/rolls plate. THEN your own knife is used to butter it, finishing by putting the knife fully on the right hand edge of the plate,(Putting the utensils across the TOP of the plate indicates to the service staff that you are finished eating.)
    Then salt and pepper are applied, and if corn holders are supplied, a fork is used to steady the corn(salad fork is preferential, but dinner fork is ALSO acceptable.
    It is ALSO acceptable to instead cut off the kernels of corn by positioning the cob of corn vertically, and slicing down in rows.
    Then, one is expected to make a token statement to the host on order of "'This corn looks delicious!"; or some such acknowledgement, then, using one's RIGHT hand , undo one's belt buckle and snap/button on one's trousers, raising up no more than 50°, remove trousers and undergarment in one movement, and with the finished cob of corn in the LEFT, 3/4ers to full insertion is achieved by placing the serviette(under the napkin proper,) upon the seat, and lowering SMOOTHLY in one motion if possible upon it.
    Repeat as necessary for subsequent ears of corn.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      that champagne is flat and that red wine aint red

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Indeed... But the Cob was just perfectly à température.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The glasses are empty…

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Butt, the asses were full.
          Besides, IT'S CORN!
          It has the israelites..

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          well then whats going on with this photo where they look like theyre filled ~2/3 of the way?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i feel sorry for the poor bastard who has to wash all this shit

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        ...AND Polish...That silver isn't going to de-tarnish on it's own, ya know.
        Truly though, these settings are for coursed meals in a formal setting. While I use real silver, I don't lay out a setting like this even for Christmas or Thanksgiving.
        A formal home place setting would only include the following:
        >Pic
        t. I handwash all flatware and It's really not all that bad for 10 settings. It all goes into a tub with hot soapy water, a quick rubdown with a sponge then rinsed. when they are ALMOST dried, the dish linen does a quick polish then back in the box they go.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Lots of teeth.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm an up and down kinda guy

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      dude i need these

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They Can be yours with just a little motivation.
        https://www.instructables.com/dinosaur-corn-cob-holder/

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ah, equus ferus caballus, my favorite dinosaur

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    what do you mean

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i think hes talking about baby corn
      you know like those third world countries like china and serbia are known to provide

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        NEWBORN!

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    pick up the corn.
    take huge bites of corn very quickly, with each new bite being adjacent to an already-taken bite, until all the kernels are gone.
    put down the corn.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The long way

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    My father eats his in neat rows. Its freaky. Even if its all uneven and fricked up, he can go row by row. Cleanest cob you've ever seen.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You mother is also quite skilled with knob slobbing

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      You should watch Inception with him while eating corn and when Saito says “Mr Cobb” you should point at your dad.

      Protip: get a bigger bowl, put the tortilla chips in there and dump the chili on top.
      Now you have chili nachos

      I kneel

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's "country" food so basically all bets are off as long as you finish your plate.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Typewriter style like in old cartoons

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit this is the best thread ever, Culinaly is hilarious here, good night you beautiful bastaSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    converted into a tortilla chip and dipped into chili loaded with beans, cheese and sour cream

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Protip: get a bigger bowl, put the tortilla chips in there and dump the chili on top.
      Now you have chili nachos

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        don't forget to season the bowl with chili on the bottom and then get a spoon so you eat dip as a fricking soup like a lardass

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Bets on whether the bag crumbs get dumped in at the end?

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Drink it from a soda in syrup form.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Cramming it up my ass..nice and slow

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    At least bite every kernrl off, and youre supposed to use hands although there are little fork thingies made specifically to stab into either side and hold it so dont worry about that

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Like this

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  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Perfect for eating in the cinema together with crab legs.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    grill it, shave it and toss with gorgonzola

  21. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I stick it up you're sister's c**t and it comes out buttered to perfection
    Tastes like brake cleaner

  22. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't matter it's still coming out the same

  23. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    With your homosexual ass

  24. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    hands

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