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What does Culinaly think about the new Double Chocolate Chunk Cookie?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TWO DOLLAHS AND FORTY NINE CENTS FOR A MUTHAFRICKIN CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE?!

    SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, COSTCO!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >750 kcal
      In fairness, that must be fricking massive

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This, its all about raw calorie per dollar these days.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >750 kcal
      In fairness, that must be fricking massive

      It's all butter instead of toxic seed oils.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Psst . . . Butter and oil have the calories per volume.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Butter and oil have the calories per volume

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Costco has these apple and other danish things that you could buy two packs for about six bucks.
      Now the exact same thing is almost motherfricking $12.
      No thanks. I do like them, especially when they have apple and cherry on the shelf at the same time but nah.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pic related
        12 motherfricking dollars for two packs of these

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/zmytbAX.jpg

          Costco has these apple and other danish things that you could buy two packs for about six bucks.
          Now the exact same thing is almost motherfricking $12.
          No thanks. I do like them, especially when they have apple and cherry on the shelf at the same time but nah.

          >soybean oil
          >corn syrup
          >soy FLOUR?
          >binding gums
          >preservatives
          >DATEM (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DATEM)
          You pay for the privilege of poison?
          Fricking baffled here.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't forget the dihydrogen monoxide.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Water?
              >hee hee if I use some chemical name that makes the other point non-valid
              No? You think like an engineering major who will top out at 95k/yr

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                His point is you’re going off on random ingredients like a schizo dumbass.
                >corn syrup
                wow! syrup in a pastry?!? it’s not even high fructose
                >preservatives
                yeah no shit. costco isn’t your european bakery where you buy a baguette from a soupeur and it’s stale by mid afternoon. people expect that shit to last a few days.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >>wow! syrup in a pastry?!? it’s not even high fructose
                https://www.science.org/content/article/corn-syrup-soda-day-can-give-mice-bigger-colon-tumors

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >yeah no shit. costco isn’t your european bakery where you buy a baguette from a soupeur and it’s stale by mid afternoon. people expect that shit to last a few days.
                I have a local bakery that I can buy from that doesn't charge me a membership.
                They have French baking standards.
                Curious.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that's pretty cool. I have those too. costco is a warehouse. small business owners and people with large families go there to stock up on things. not to buy their breakfast.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the europoor wouldnt know these. his little walkable city is all he know.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >small business owners and people with large families go there to stock up on things. not to buy their breakfast.
                So it's like a soviet food store, but you must pay to enter?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes ivan. that is exactly what life is like in capitalist america. now come on, off the internet. Avdiivka isn't going to capture itself

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I can stock up on things at my local bakery too?
                >cookie mix, $6 and it makes 20 cookies
                Meanwhile you pay $8 for goyslop.
                I mean honestly, you're not saving money, you're not getting "More" for your money, you're just a moron who has to cope.

                lol

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Does your local bakery sells you bulk ingredients if you ask beforehand?

                yes ivan. that is exactly what life is like in capitalist america. now come on, off the internet. Avdiivka isn't going to capture itself

                I forgot things "must be better" when they are in muttland.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Does your local bakery sells you bulk ingredients if you ask beforehand?
                Yes, and they will sell extra of any item, or make you X and Y quantity of item if you call ahead.

                I mean really, you people are fricking mental.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                When used to live in the US, many stores would refuse to resell me bulk flour or eggs.

                So I asked that question in a honest spirit.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he lived on the coast in an major city
                lol

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I lived, first in Austin, then in some town nearby. Small stores simply refused to do this sort of thing, as if they were a Walmart.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I am truly sorry because you lived in one of the worst areas of the USA.
                >get job offer
                >it's in Austin
                >Hm, no thanks
                >b-but you could live in AUSTIN
                >Yes, and sadly for you, I have been to every continent. If you increase the pay to $1.8m USD I will come.
                >we can't afford that
                >Yes, typical of Austin, have a good day

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I traveled a bit, and what I saw as worse, specially the North East.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hahahah kek, another area that would not be able to PAY me to live there.
                There are lots of amazing places in the USA, and generally no one who isn't local is allowed to merely even come.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So we can agree that outside some secret areas, with passwords, things are generally no so good.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So we can agree that outside some secret areas, with passwords, things are generally no so good.

                pic related is from my area. yes, USA, and yes I would agree that largely the USA is just a corporate piece of shit non-nation without much soul

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Looks like central Russia, it even has the discount metal roofs, it should be decent.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Looks like central Russia, it even has the discount metal roofs, it should be decent.
                Lol yes, but it's actually Virginia

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Rural regions always look comfy, those huge swats of flat land in the US are quite a sight.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                rural Shenandoah is beautiful but holy shit are you guys poor. I would remote work from there but Ir refuse to contribute to the continued gentrification of comfy rural towns. I'll stick to what I know and come bother you on vacation

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this may be american but spirtually you are living in a remote east asian village

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm going to guess this is somewhere closer to George Washington & Jefferson, as I'm not aware of places like this in the Shenandoah area.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shit hole. Marry one girl in high school or wait for your turn on the village bicycle. Rather die.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >wow! syrup in a pastry?!?
                It's literally illegal in most of the world, due to how much harm this causes.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Europeans are the only animals who actually gloat about eating pure sugar and it's honestly baffling
                They need to stop being fat and destroying all their nature and start eating healthier

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is 95k too little? Frick it probably is in this economy, fricking Biden unironically, price of everything is moronic

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this. npcs think they are getting a good deal because they see the book of ingredients that they are paying 6 dollars for

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >soy FLOUR

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Partially/defatted soybeans, it's like how a defatted peanut meal that is finely ground is called peanut flour.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bake some yourself and see how much you'd charge for 'em.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's a decent size and sits like a rock in your stomach. you better eat that b***h quick though or it hardens up like an actual rock

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can just microwave it later.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    vanilla sundae + double chocolate chunk cookie makes it awesome

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that a single cookie?
    Jesus christ

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, it's like the size of 4, maybe 5 regular cookies?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think I'm diabetic and will never eat one. 🙁

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've been t1 since I was 13 and I eat whatever the frick I want. I'm glad I had a good doctor who told me "you're not an old grandpa, you can eat a donut, don't eat the whole box"

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does it say all butter?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It does and I don't understand what they mean

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you bite into it and theres butter inside

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Glad I'm not the only one. Maybe cheap cookies are made with oil?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Maybe cheap cookies are made with oil?
          Magarine, beanie oil, palm, etc according to some Costco cookies. Others just use pure butter.
          https://www.costco.com/wcsstore/CostcoUSBCCatalogAssetStore/Attachment/100513984-Nutrition_Facts.pdf
          >The fricking ingredient sizes for this shit.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My bad, that is Mrs.Fields. Turns out Costoco's still might be of slightly higher quality, hard as frick to good photo.

            Psst . . . Butter and oil have the calories per volume.

            NTA but all the shit they do to seed oil pales in comparison to butter alongside all the hexane and the fricking fatty acid comps are different too. Why the frick do people always ignore the comps?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this the same cookie they sell 24 packs of for like 10 bucks? why would I spend 3 dollars on a costco cookie

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the 24-pack cookies have canola and/or palm oil, and no butter. if you’re trying to stay away from seed oils, you’ll prefer the expensive cookie sold warm out the front.

      t. eating the sneed-oil cookies right now

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What does Culinaly think about the new Double Chocolate Chunk Cookie?
    Fricking economy has gone to shit.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Craig Jelinek, the current CEO of Costco, revealed in 2018 that he approached Sinegal about raising the price of the hot dog combo, saying, "Jim, we can't sell this hot dog for a buck fifty. We are losing our rear ends." According to Jelinek, Sinegal replied, "If you raise the effing hot dog, I will kill you.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick me. As much calories as a plate of tendies. This is why poor are fat.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I tried the cookie but it's just too much. I'd rather have the churro back. Why'd they have to replace it?

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shared the chicken bake and a hotdog with the gf, pretty nice lunch will do again.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cookie only has butter (good)
    >but to really make it nice you need to get the vanilla sundae to dunk it
    >BUT the vanilla ice cream almost assuredly has soy in it
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CAN'T ESCAPE I CAN'T ESCAPE

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