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POSIWID: The Purpose Of A System Is What It Does Shirt $21.68

Nothing Ever Happens Shirt $21.68

POSIWID: The Purpose Of A System Is What It Does Shirt $21.68

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SUE fricking SUE

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    thats not a purple'un

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If you complain, they probably give you a dollar voucher

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They'll send you a bag of rejects if you complain enough. That happened to me with a cookie company.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Nice. I might actually do that, but do you think I could sue and get some cash?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Doubt. I mean, you could take them to court I guess, but then you'd need a lawyer. Just take the bag of candy and leave.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          When you sue for damages the amount you're granted is the amount it takes to repair the damage. So they owe you the price of one box of candy. But you would probably lose.

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            >lose
            If anything, the company might settle just to get you to frick off, but the reality of damages owed being equal to the price of a box is true.

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              the company can't settle because if they admit they're wrong they have to destroy all of the product in their warehouses that hasn't shipped yet which would cost millions of dollars. Also Mike and Ikes arent uniform shape and it's likely within acceptable deviation, a lawsuit would likely be determined based on the weight of the individual piece and the weight of box.

              t. I work for a company that got sued for false advertising and lost (paper towels that advertised "X% more than regular size!" and they were verifiable not X% more.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                >muh anecdotal situation
                Laws are applied differently depending on jurisdiction, and this includes civil cases

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                I civil cased your mom last night, I won.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                That's nice. Bury her remains back in the same place when you're done please.

                Mike and Ikes are a multinational product. If they verifiably falsely advertised, they could face lawsuits in multiple countries. They would have to pull the product and destroy anything that hadn't shipped yet.

                This is exceptionally incorrect unless operating in a trade zone where distribution occurs across multiple countries (like the Schengen area) from a single distributing location (like from Spain). This means production in the US would NOT impact distribution abroad unless it is exported from the same manufacturing location. Moreover, I am lying on the Internet and know nothing about this subject matter. Why are you listening to me?

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                We bury those b***hy hags on Boot HIll here in the states,

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                because I'm also making everything up

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Mike and Ikes are a multinational product. If they verifiably falsely advertised, they could face lawsuits in multiple countries. They would have to pull the product and destroy anything that hadn't shipped yet.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Worked for the footlong subway guys

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      That's because anything from subway sucked the monkey dick, Blimple was always best. Anything from subway is where you get the monkey pox.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Could we use?
    No, it's not a real My Canned Dyke. It's just a picture.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Kinky, maybe add some mango sours?

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        there's a company that makes and sells a copycat of these

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          I know and looked them up, it's way overpriced and old stuff from ebay or something.

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            13 dollars isn't that bad for small batch shit from a small business. they're also 2x as big as the original containers of altoids

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              Those witchy poo types need to fly off on their broom sticks.

  6. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    why cant i find these anymore

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Replaced by the sour mike and ikes I think

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Replaced by the sour mike and ikes I think

      That needs some lemonheads

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        my teeth are too fricked up to eat lemon heads but I miss peeling offer the sour layer with my teeth and spitting the core out

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          My teeth are pretty fricked up too, I should go consult a DDS sometime.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          dentists are a scam

          >you have cavities, the solution is to shave off a milimeter from the top of your teeth and fill that hole with heavy metals
          >that will be a thousand dollars please, also I can clean your gums with lasers for an additional 2000 dollars

  7. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    why are two men getting together to make a candy? that isn't appropriate

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      The clear answer is because they're homosexuals and are going straight to hell.

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