county fair season is almost upon us bros. What food are you most looking forward to?

county fair season is almost upon us bros. What food are you most looking forward to? For me it’s the fried chicken ice cream donut sandwich. This shit was fire

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah bro, can't wait to hang out with all those illegals and migrants. Yeehaw!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least they wont shoot you and everyone else because two of them had an argument over shoes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >illegals and migrants
      The idea behind "illegals" is to dehumanize people of color under the cover of putatively only being opposed to illegal immigrations. It doesn't work if you say "and migrants," making it clear that you simply hate people of color regardless of their residency status.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I simply hate people of color regardless of their residency status, but I fricking love deep-fried oreos

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dehumanize
        gay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The idea behind calling everyone who isn't white "people of color" is to dehumanize non-whites under the cover of putatively opposing racial discrimination. It doesn't work if you make an effort to live away from them while treating them as your political golem.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You realize theres a good list of reasons why it takes a long time to legally become a citizen of a country right?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you simply hate people of color regardless of their residency status.
        D'aw shoot, you got me!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If, me, a white frog get illegally in your country, you won't be happy because I refuse to follow your rules. It's not about skin color
        Anyway, what's a county fair and what do you usually eat there?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A county fair has a large gathering of food and other vendors, rides, games of skill and chance, and likely a farm section where animals are judged on various criteria for prizes. There are also sometimes projects that have won county awards on display. County fairs that I have been to have multiple buildings and tents which vendors set up in so there's lots of things to check out.
          The last time I went to a county fair, I got a frozen banana dipped in chocolate and nuts. I also had half a deep fried PBJ sandwich and a BBQ pulled pork sandwich throughout the day. It was hot so I mostly drank water but also had a fair lemonade, which is a bit different than normal lemonade. I won my wife a goldfish at a game of chance and its still alive now. Got to see a bunch of farm animals and pet a few of them. It's just generally pretty fun.
          I remember one county fair, I had a cheeseburger sitting a few feet from some cows. Then the guy who made the burgers told me they were his cows from his farm, and the meat I was eating was a cow that he had butchered a few days prior. It was delicious. Another farmer had a giant dinosaur made out of tractor parts.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah and??

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I still hate them and your pilpul isn't working

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that a puck of cheap ass, Styrofoam tasting ice cream ontop of what looks like a frozen buffalo chicken tender between a cheap dunkin donuts donut with fruit pebbles ontop of it?

    How fricking fat do you have to be to see those garbage bin tier ingredient slammed together to be appetizing?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t knock it til you try it. It’s actually really good

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He says with tears in his eyes as he bites into a brick of ice hard ice cream he paid 20 bucks for, ontop of a lukewarm piece of chicken and soggy donut

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He says with a dick in his butt.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          fair food isn't supposed to be good, but it's supposed to be novel and entertaining. if it was good they'd make it in restaurants. and not at a stand for 4 days a year

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why open a restaurant if you can just deep fry cheap garbage and sell it overpriced it to fat mutts, making your yearly income in a few days?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You don't make your yearly income in a few days, dumbass. The vendors likely travel to several different fairs and have a business model where they're available for parties and other events. Frickin paint drinking mongoloids on this board

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You don't make your yearly income in a few days, dumbass.
                Doubt it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How much money do you think they make during a fair? Maybe a couple thousand. That's not enough for a whole year unless you're literally living off grid

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        frick off

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is it bad that I unironically think that looks delicious? 10/10 would devour. Sure I’ll probably have a gnarly stomachache afterwards but it would be totally worth it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Is it bad that I unironically think that looks delicious?
            yes.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What's your weight?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is an absolute abomination of a sandwich of any recognizable sort, yet I'd really like to have at least a bite.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a fair dude, most of the food looks like that. I'm not going to a barely legal death trap show where the staff have more eyes than teeth for a Michelin star meal. Also a sandwich like that is probably about $10

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fair food sucks. I live in Iowa and we have a massive statr fair. Place is full of morons eating garbage that looks like it was thought by moronic fat kids

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >county fair season is almost upon us bros
    ? those aren't for another 6 months...

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In Connecticut we have some Italian street festivals and I'm looking forward to them. I know I'll get ripped off but I don't care, shit's delicious.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mmm.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For that price you can get a big mac

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like to pick up all the cigarette butts and save them for later, can’t be too thrifty these days.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are burgers like this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love how American cuisine’s superiority to euro gruel makes euros seethe

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Laughing not seething. Enjoy your heart attack. Make sure you're insured though. Lolololol! x

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why do americans have fancy food on special occasions grr this makes me so mad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm American have literally never seen a country fair. I'm just as confused as you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        4chan_girl

        You’re probably brown

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nope

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You must stick your head in the sand on a daily basis because I'm from NY state about an hour outside NYC and there were county fairs near me growing up. It's not like it's reserved for rural areas.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        have you never left your house?
        jesus christ county fairs are everywhere
        EVERYWHERE

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn’t know he’s an exhibit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      theyre moronic and copying black/mexican culture

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can Americans explain county fairs to me?
    I only ever read about them in news stories about teens doing bad stuff like getting into huge brawls or stealing things. Why does the fair make American teenagers behave so poorly?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why does the fair make American teenagers behave so poorly?
      It doesn't, just a certain subsection of highly melanated American teenagers

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're all melanated, muttley

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why does the fair make American teenagers behave so poorly?
      You mean blacks and it's just their culture.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >blocks your path

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me its this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it must suck to never have fun once and a while

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the only carnival food my parents ever let me try was the elephant ears, but it probably tastes the same as the other fried doughs with sugar on it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you saying an elefant fried the chicken

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      interesting. elephant ears here are langos a hungarian fried potato bread typically brushed with garlic and served with savoury toppings. personally im partial to the sour cream, cheese and chives

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fair season is September and October during the harvest time when children can consent.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve always wanted to try the deep fried butter on a stick, what’s it like bros?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only thing I've had at a fair was a foot long corndog, and it tasted like shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How about next time you try the actual food there and not a black man’s dick?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Those gigantic cups of lemonade from the stalls that sell nothing but. Are they good? Nah. Do they make you more thirsty than you started in the july heat? Yes. Is it an option to just not get one, then? Absolutely not.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I having that for Easter Sunday

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