Craving spaghetti carbonara, so Im gonna make it

Craving spaghetti carbonara, so I’m gonna make it

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fat depressed lonely woman detected

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the pasta water?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Skinny happy sociable man detected

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    First we cook Le chicken and bacon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Chuck in some diced onion, garlic and chilli for fun

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot pic

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Now we add thin cream and a little carbonara sauce from a jar cause I’m lazy. At this step, it’s important to achieve the consistency and colour of vomit.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Throw some Parmesan on there and wala

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Delicious, I haven’t had carbonara in years and this hit the spot. Would recommend

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                look like no one gives a shit about your stupid cook along lol kys

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I think it's great to see anon's cooking a quick tasty pasta meal.
                Creativity should always be encouraged, along with the DIY aesthetic.
                Good job OP. I would add some fresh parsley, because I have a lot of it right now, but otherwise I'd make the same dish. Cheesy pasta with meats and aromatics, it just really hits the spot sometimes. Everybody loves it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Another fat woman detected

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What do you cook? Also post wrist

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                lol you are a woman on anti depressants

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >shits in your smiling open mouth

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Old boomer woman humor detected

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >muffled gurgling noises as you try to make a snide comment while your mouth is still full of poop

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The way you speak leads me to the conclusion you’re an old teacher either retired or “wanted to stay home to spend time with my children and let my husband carry all the weight” and you’ve got nobody else to converse or share your food with so you bounce from here to Reddit and back.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                nah im actually a cute ftm troony =)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks anon, I definitely wanted to add parsley but I’m not growing any atm and it’s too expensive at grocery store

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >You took the time to try and solve a captcha and type this
                Lol

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >try and solve
                how goddamn stupid are you that you have to give effort to a captcha

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i was with it until he said jarred sauce. why even show us? thats like saying youre making chicken alfredo then just dumping some ragu alfredo sauce out of the can

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                might as well call it bolognaise or amatriciana because it has as much to do with those as it has with carbonate, frick all

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Nice quick make, would eat (with black bebber)

              look like no one gives a shit about your stupid cook along lol kys

              Post your cooking.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >didn’t render the bacon down before adding the chicken
      lol definitely a woman cooking

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nothing about this is carbonara, what the frick are you doing?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Disgusting lol
    People live like this and you wanna convince me they are not NPC's

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      live like WHAT. all i see is a plate and a table.

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