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Let me show you di/ck/s a recipe that sold for 18€ at my old restaurant

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I guess mostly because speck's a moderately expensive cut.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Surprised they haven't swapped it for ham/bacon/whatever that's 30% of the cost.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I did the meal yesterday and it it was....extremely cheap? I never cook with wine so I tried it out. The wines....are 2 bucks each for a litre. They are tasty too. The bacon was like a 1 or 1.50? I bought tons of it to practice the sauce since I never ate it before and was confused at how cheap the whole trip was.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't use same brands though since they didn't have them

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't use same brands though since they didn't have them

          Yeah that was the whole point I made this thread. I know so many cheap and easy AF recipes that sell for €20+ sometimes it feels like a scam lol. But they taste good. And the brands don't matter at all.

          How did you like yours?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah thats what I learned actually out of this that the brands don't really matter. It was ok. Naturally I fricked up the proportions for wine and stock but I'm about to do it again since I still got the ingredients and all.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              so I did it again and the sauce turned out great this time. I think thats how it actually should taste. Pretty decent stuff especially since i got tired of tomatoe based noodle dishes a long time ago

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well done bro, it does taste insanely good if done right. Even though it costs pretty much nothing. Will do another recipe today or tomorrow

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can you plate it in a fun way please, I’m so tired of fricking pasta. So much pretentiousness over carbs

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is the most important thing. 50grams per liter.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what is even that

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        heinsberger skikarussell

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ja, geklaut. War besoffen

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          u foken wot

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        u foken wot

        >on the left: Gemüsebrühe
        vegetable broth, presumably that brand is like "Better than Bouillon" in Ameristan
        >on the right: who knows
        Heinsberger Skikarussell is a ski resort, that's just a souvenir glass, OP is drinking something strong enough to make him post selfies on Culinaly

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Black person you're so fricking right. The glaastI stole when I was drunk, like now, that's the real reason I'm posting selfies. And the other c**t is gemüsebrühe. It makes everything better

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nice. Picrel is the Amerishart brand I was talking about, it's a paste, comes in various flavors (veg, chicken, beef, etc), slightly more "natural" than stock cubes. This is a prime time of year (Northern Hemisphere) for making various thick hearty stews.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              https://duckduckgo.com/?q=maggie+klare+gem%C3%BCsebr%C3%BChe&t=samsung&iar=images&iax=images&ia=images

              Can't find the one I ordered in the restaurant. But they're all kind of the same. 5 to 7 teaspoons of this on a liter of water truly make everything better

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What do Deutsch think of Maggi generally? In Americlap it's a specialty brand. We know their MSG seasoning, but here it's manufactured in China. Some people can buy Maggi instant noodles at Indian grocers, but there was that whole lead contamination scandal in India... overall seems kinda sus ngl. But some Euros say that local Maggi is more reliable.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This is probably exactly the same we used in the restaurant. Slightly different package though. But Maggie Klare Gemüsebrühe is a shortcut to great taste. People fricking licked the plate

                https://i.imgur.com/lZD2Slf.png

                Nice. Picrel is the Amerishart brand I was talking about, it's a paste, comes in various flavors (veg, chicken, beef, etc), slightly more "natural" than stock cubes. This is a prime time of year (Northern Hemisphere) for making various thick hearty stews.

                This is probably exactly the same. Will try to order it online tomorrow

                Do Americans really pay 20 bucks for 2g of protein and 75g of onion and carbohydrates?

                I'm clearly german..?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Take 3 slices. Not 2, and not 4.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      eat one speck from the packet

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Von mir aus

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Warum trägst ne jeans im eigenem Haus?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Weil FICK DICK deshalb

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Warum den gleich so aggresive du Glatzkopf?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Weil ich besoffen bin du kleiner wixxer

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Kannst mich mal gerne haben, du Meister Proper rip-off!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Hahahah ja das hab ich schon öfters gehört. Aber komm zu Alsdorf du Black person. Ich gib eine aus

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ne du, is mir zu weit.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Dan gib mir eine Adresse.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                1234 Fick Dich Straße69c in Schwuchtelhausen

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Hahaha du kleine homo.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ich mag dich auch.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you look like a school shooting incel. Do they have guns in Germany or are the kids safe

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Kids are safe, we haven't got guns. Well, at least I haven't got any

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I apologise for being rude. You are more handsome than me
                >t. fat disgusting American

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Love you too man. Haha, been posting selfies on 2cuckz for like 15 years now. Nothing ever happened amd nothing ever will.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They don't have guns but the kids aren't safe regardless

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you look like the most stereotypical german ever hahaha. recipe looks mid tho ngl, learn to chop onions consistently at least.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >creatura de laz allemanhas

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >literal skinhead german
                Interesting.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            drecks Kulturkanacke

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >German poster
          >it's an Arab

          KEK

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Did you fell out of the stoopid tree? I have some Indonesian blood, I'm clearly not an arab

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah I thought you looked like a typical Hans mixed with Mark wiens

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You're blind & moronic.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You have bigger balls than half this board. There's that one guy who keeps taking pics of the food his gf cooks with her body in the background and he won't even post her face.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            post face homosexual

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I've been here a long time. Started off on /b/, and never left /b/ for years. (must have been on my early 20's. And posting a picture of yourself was fricking suicide back then. But now with vine and tiktok and selfies andnthat bullshit. The internet is absolutely filled with pictures and videos people made of themselves. So I stopped caring. Find it quite liberating too. Used to he a massive taboo you know

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You still shouldn't do that Alex

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Are you at all concerned about being photoshopped into a Coinslot scene?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              With the help of AI (much better image search) it's much easier to find your social profiles if you have them.
              But what random strangers on the internet gonna dooo? Put your face on gay porn and send links to your family? No nobody have no time for dis mang

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          why do you have andre the giant vampire ears

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          fricking ultra based. Godspeed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Take 3 slices. Not 2, and not 4.
      so german. love it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so 5?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >German
    >extremely bland posts
    Color me unsurprised. Wake me when you’re done posting I guess.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ypeepoo don season dey Culinaly posts

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Garlic and that other thing

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gemelli in the 'log

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Way too much onion. Bit anyway, sauté this. Then deglaze with 1 part white wine and 2 parts veg stock

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But not before adding the garlic and whatever green

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >too much onion
      blasphemy

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You want that browning at the bottom of the pan. At this point add the wine

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Perfekt.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        At this point add the brühe. And reduce again

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Add the pasta and toss it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            And at last. Add the cream. This took about 20 minutes at home bit shouldn't take longer than 3 minutes in the restaurant with proper prepping

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Needs peas.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Why are you such a Black person and didn't make another photo on a plate. Whole thread ruined. Richtiger Hurensohn alda

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Do Americans really pay 20 bucks for 2g of protein and 75g of onion and carbohydrates?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Americans
            weak bait but have a (you)

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    well that was a waste of time I'm out

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sick recipe, alcohol abusing moron

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes!!!!

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget to CLEAN YOUR FRICKING KITCHEN ya Black folk.

    And to the Black folk giving me shit on my last thread about the washing machine in my kitchen, there are shared washing machines in the building like in the USA.
    BUT, ya dirty Black folk, i chose not to use those because it's fricking disgusting.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I’m not washing shit, der coomer.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why isn’t your washing machine in your basement?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because I haven't got one ya dildo

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why? Are you poor?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not ya stoopid americ**t.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Can you type in English? I can’t read that in the basement of my two floor + basement single family home.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >being proud of being an adult basement dweller living in your parents house
                lmao

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >my
                yeah, say hello to your fat mother for me. she's a nice person though

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                why would a family be single, anon? Is it an american thing?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Some homes house multiple families. It's more common outside of America.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Europeans use the same machine for washing both clothes and dishes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      where is the trockner?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Do you not see the oven?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dude fricking hell. I was drunk as shit and thought this was real for a while

      • 1 month ago
        Baggie

        needs more bud light

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        zvased

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        holy kek

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Top kek, the GameCube on the milk crate is classic

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dude fricking hell. I was drunk as shit and thought this was real for a while

        Should have saved with higher res.... for anyone who can't see, the misc items on the counter are from Aldi "American Week".

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How did you make that though?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Over 9000 hours in MS Paint. But seriouisly, look up "GIMP" (not even joking), a free open-source Photoshop clone. Practice using layers and the basic editing tools (lots of tutorials online), and let the shitposts hit the floor. (Some other people might recommend "Krita"; try both and use what you like.) Have fun.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oh I do know GIMP. small PS clone. Thought ypu used some AI. But that looks quite painstaking if you made that by hand. Although it does makes sense, it's way to ...perfect l/fitting for something generated

              that pasta is shit and I can see it from 300 miles away. It's industrial-grade pasta made using teflon die that is as shiny as your bald head. Spend the extra euro or two and get decent pasta made on a bronze dye. You'll thank me later.

              Yeah, could've. And I am aware of those types of pasta. But that bag was 70 europoor cents. Which is the point of this thread. Spending 3 to 4 euros on a dish that sells (EASILY) for 4 to 5 times that

              >literal skinhead german
              Interesting.

              I'm not a skinhead. I do shave my head but that for convenience/aesthetics

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my sides

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How is the shared one so dirty? I have a shared one and I like it because it's more industrial and it's easier to washing things like bedding that home washers would normally struggle with.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because there are about 30 people on this building. Used to be a hotel, my side only has 4 apartments and those were renovated. The other side has close to 30 but they're all small (20m2 max) rooms. And all these incel junkies wash their cumrags in that machine. So I gave up having a dishwasher for having a washing machine

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've bought some drugs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      DUDE

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >18€
    so you gave it away fro free?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >kraut thread
    >I am le chef
    >It's just crappy pasta a 10 year old could make
    can someone please rangeban europe

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gemelli?

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bump

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      Learn2xthread sperg

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you the German that did the pork belly thread? He also hated blacks so i figured it had to be you, then again i never met anyone who likes them. Good thread btw.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ive done many things.

      You have bigger balls than half this board. There's that one guy who keeps taking pics of the food his gf cooks with her body in the background and he won't even post her face.

      not a big deal. there are people that do gay porn scenes and girls that stretch that butthole on the internet.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah that wasn't me. Only threads I've ever done on Culinaly was this, and the "post your kitchen" one which I believe died after hitting bump limit

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that pasta is shit and I can see it from 300 miles away. It's industrial-grade pasta made using teflon die that is as shiny as your bald head. Spend the extra euro or two and get decent pasta made on a bronze dye. You'll thank me later.

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