Cucumber sandwiches

They're cool, fresh, light and delicious!

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    and theres cum in them

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kummerspeck!

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have to do open face on mini rye. For some reason they piss my dad and brother off and they call me a gay.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they are a pretty homosexualy food honestly.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you personally feel self conscious for eating a cucumber sandwich, you’re gay. If you don’t care, you’re either straight as a board or queer as frick. There are no other options. I don’t make the rules.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We had this thread yesterday. It 404ed for a reason. Stop trying to make this happen.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    NO NO NO NO!
    They should be triangles and what is that gloop spread on them?

    Bread, butter, cucumber and a little salt.

    t.well to do Bong.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh and a little bit of cress is acceptable too!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'd know to use cream cheese instead of butter if you were well to do. You're making peasant cucumber sandwiches.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You'd know to use cream cheese instead of butter if you were well to do. You're making peasant cucumber sandwiches.
        Nice bait but try harder.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do white people really? Use some seasoning or somthin

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wypipo aintz Caesar daze foo yaw

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/ZOif687.png

      Why? I'd sooner just eat the cucumber by itself and it would be more filling.

      I’ve heard old folks stories about this being one of the only good foods people had to eat during the Great Depression. Minus any dressings of course; just bread and cucumber slices. And seeing as we’re headed for if not already in a depression you better get used to it.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta have them with mature cheddar, extra sharp to compliment the mildness of the cucumber and white bread.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hmmm. I could use see why a mild cheddar would work but why does nobody see the simplicity of
      >white bread, butter, cucumber and a little salt.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >butter
        eww, i thought they used sliced salted lard.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i thought they used sliced salted lard.
          You though wrong.
          Brits always butter their bread but with cucumber sandwiches, it's spread thin.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why? I'd sooner just eat the cucumber by itself and it would be more filling.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Afternoon tea is actually comfy kino
      t.burger

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      youre just so eager to stick phallic objects in your mouth arent you
      sandwiches are pleasant to eat

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where do you find bread sliced that small? Would love to try these.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    These look like shit lmao.
    >t. made and had a cuccysammy for lunch

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Add just the tiniest bit of fish sauce

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Try an onion sandwich.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    people frick these up all the time. they make it all about the bead or cream cheese or butter, and it's not. it's all about the cucumber. fresh, thinly slices crisp garden cucumber with just a little soft butter and the freshest bread possible.

    the cucumber sandwich embodies everything joyful about living in a first world society.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i jazz mine up with lemon zest and white pepper in the cream cheese spread. i think a moderately dense white bread is good due to moisture from the cucumbers. best served very chilled

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you shouldn't be using cream cheese anon. this is a sandwich for adults.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats exactly why he should use cream cheese

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ai generated filth

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you posted this solely to give me rape flashbacks

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are drinks that go best with cucumber sandwiches?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      watermelon aqua fresca 100%, any fresh water with some fruit juice in it is nice though. maybe some iced sweet tea if it's not too cloying.

      ai generated filth

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        but anon that's just too much cumber for on picnic

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did you know cucumbers consist of 70% water, just like us? This makes them medically analogous to humans and consuming too much puts you at risk of attracting kuru disease, so please be careful out there

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just meant the flavours would become böring is all I meant

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love having cucumber sandwiches laid out for the guys when i have a train run on me, though i can't think of any other reason someone would want to eat a cucumber sandwich if it wasn't before fricking a twink.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cucumber sandwiches are the poor gay man's avocado toast

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut it zoomie

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hmm, I really want a sandwich but I also want to look like a homosexual while eating it

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