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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    safeway food just isn't the same after they caught him

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    100% of americans have eaten cum or piss lmao

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So have you. The only difference is that they had to hide it here.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've eaten my own cum, pretty fricking salty would not recommend

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        eat bananas or pineapples

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I second that, they're way better than cum

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        as far as I understand it that is the essence of umami.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cumlette.jpg

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why can't cishets control themselves

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was told all right wingers are repressing homosexuals, so this one is on you, chief

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So your worldview is that everyone is either exactly like you, or they're exactly like you but hiding it?
        That's some sub-50 IQ behavior.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cool it with the antisemitism

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ass blasted troony btfo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He looks (and apparently behaves) like an edgy homosexual homosexual tho. He is, at the very least, a seething atheist leftist.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >stephen masalta
        >epic bible college
        I knew he was a fricked up christ-tard the moment I saw him. You can't write comedy this good.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think we all know what he means by a "solid record of accomplishments"

          Typical white incel, bald loser

          Typical Christian to the tee

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it was halal food, are you saying you would have done any different??

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/CnEHpyp.jpg

        >stephen masalta
        >epic bible college
        I knew he was a fricked up christ-tard the moment I saw him. You can't write comedy this good.

        >weird Christian upbringing
        >homosexual leftist
        This combination is more common than you might think

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What makes you think he's a leftist?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            fort collins is a libtard playground

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He graduated from Epic Bible College which is very right wing. So your story you're telling yourself is right after that he became liberal and started jacking into people's food? That's some atomic level cope you have going on.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                look if he was right wing the press would report it, and in the meantime we know they actively suppress any evidence of criminals being left wing. so in absence of it being reported we have to assume he's liberal. you have to start thinking like this otherwise you are a mindless pawn who is being successfully manipulated

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The stupidity of Christians like you never ceases to amaze me. You use Fort Collins having lots of liberals as your reason for him being there. This dude is a dumbfrick new earth creationist who went to a shitty bible school that gave him worthless diploma no one cares about. So he finds himself stuck working at a fricking Safeway surrounded by all these liberal types with their darn book learnin' and science and he hates them so much he jerks off into produce. Typical Christian in every way, I knew the moment I saw his moronic face. Delightful cope though, please continue.
                This is the best thing is weeks, keep the thread going!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If Joe Biden was caught jacking off into food you'd point out he was a known catholic blah blah blah you are just shamlessly brainwashed and you love it. To each their own I guess

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >If Joe Biden was caught jacking off into food you'd point out he was a known catholic blah blah blah

                Damn straight I would. All Christians are evil, as is delightfully highlighted here, but Catholics on the whole are the worst by far.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *cums in your path*
    your move OP

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is why I steal my groceries.
    if they're gonna be cummed on and injected with fent, nothing better than free ride to hell.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Typical white incel, bald loser

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wish my crush would cum into my food without telling me

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like it when the porno star obviously doesnt like the taste of cum but she pretends to like it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's dedication to the art. One time I watched a porno where the setup was that this lady was fricking the plumber who came to her house and I swear to god the acting was so good I was really convinced she would frick any random dude who showed up at her house.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >if you don't tip they get to spit and cum in your food
    Phew glad I don't live in a 3rd world country

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Texans were trad, based and redpilled. What went wrong?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's Colorado, but they're all the same. Christians yell all day about evil gay people because they know they need to deflect from jizzing in your food.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wish bbc wielding individuals did this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine how great this thread would’ve been had it been a black, an Arab, an Indian or a woman.
      But it’s a white Christian male like us. Thankfully won’t get 300 replies then

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    more wagies than you realize are doing this. its the wagies delicious and undetected revenge on you all. you all have it cumming for the way you treat them, directly and indirectly

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't kinkshame anon.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >named Masalta
    >adds muh salta to his culinary creations

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cums in your food
    I'm from Moldova. We pay extra for that here

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pipe and utility
    >EPIC BIBLE
    thanks for making me spew monster all over my keyboard frickers

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >called safeway
    >he wasn’t even wearing a condom

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same thing happened at my school

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol Wheaton North. Is Wheaton still dry? Did you keep the pledge today?

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how is that a crime?

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