Cutting your Pizza

People. Start cutting your pizza in 12 pieces instead of 8

8 pieces have too much crust
12 pieces in other hand are perfect, Ideal ratio in cheese to crust and THERE IS MORE PIZZA since 12 is bigger than 8. There isn't really more, but your brain thinks that way and you will eat it longer

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cut into 6 pieces.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      fellow 6 slice master race here

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just roll it up

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >your brain thinks that way
    Maybe YOURS does.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's naturally confirmed that the longer you eat a food, the more full you get

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >as more food enters your stomach you get more full
        WHOA MY HECKIN SCIENCE

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          THE LONGER you eat, not THE MORE you eat

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Then how come I can chew on gum for hours and never feel less hungry?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cause you know you're eating gum and nothing else, when stomach get food it sends signal to brain that it's feeding. More signals = illusion of more food

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                So it's about smaller bites and has nothing to do with the size of the slices or how many slices you get. If you ate 1 slice in 6 bites it would be the same hunger impact as eating 2 half-sized slices each in 3 bites.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                its also why pro eaters try to eat it ASAP, before the stomach can say "wait a fricking minute"

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, however eating 1.5 smaller pieces does not necessarily take longer than eating one larger piece.
        in fact, I believe I would eat faster. I tend to chew a big bite longer than small bites adding to the same amount of food.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >naturally confirmed
        SARS DO NOT REDEEM THE PIZZA! It contains cheese made from filthy jersey animal juice

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The cheese-crust ratio is the same regardless of how many slices you cut, assuming all cuts meet at the center.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not cutting a sonnenrad into your pizza
    ngmi

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's the OP special

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There isn't really more
    Source?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're supposed to intentionally cut your pizza off-centre, that way people can take different sized slices depending on how hungry they are.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I request uncut than throw on a b***h's roof.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make way optimal Pizza Slicing coming through.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine the poor sod that gets a small triangle of crust

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They say just one bite can fill a man for an entire day.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        wrong. those are specifically portioned kids meals

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i cut mine into 7
    lucky number

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is this humongous homosexual thread holy shittttt

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Checkmate mother fcker

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I could eat both of them in one bite, so you're wrong.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what happens here?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >???

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just do it tavern style

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      then u need to touch cheese while eating

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always ask for 16s.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >8 piece too much crust
    your pizza is too small

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the area/circumference ratios of any parts of a circle are the same. this thread is provably about nothing but placebo

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    top it with carnitas, fold in half, eat like taco

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eat it longer

    You mean more slowly? Are you moronic? Your thread is lame.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of course I'm moronic. Why did you even ask? Now leave.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cut my pizza into 4 slices, deal with it

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not 4 piece lazymaxxing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why even cut it tbh, unless you're sharing / it's not a personal pizza

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only "food hack" i employ when i eat pizza is using scissors to cut it into slices.
    scissors are better at cutting pizza than pizza rollers, can be re-sharpened if necessary and serve more than one purpose.

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