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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >like royalty
    presidents are not kings

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      who the FRICK are you huh

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Do you think you're smart? But you're not, you're not!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >presidents are not kings

      >Hitler
      >had a train

      >US President
      >has a nuclear-bomb proof private jet escorted by F-22 fighter jets.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hitler wasn't a king either thoughbeit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Air Force One is by definition not a private jet moron

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The US government is privately owned by the banks.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That doesn't make the state a private entity

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe not legally, but the legal system was invented by people and is intrinsically meaningless. In practice, the US government is a private entity controlled by pic related.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Next time just say israelites. We all know it already.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                but then that would absolve all the WASPs (who make up the other half of the ruling class)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I meant private like a toilet is private. id est, not communale.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        All fascists love trains except the ones in America. Also, neither Air Force One nor nuclear bombs existed in Woodrow Wilson's lifetime.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The president is basically an elected king in terms of the powers he gets compared to the actual powers the king had pre-revolution.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        In countries that have unregulated governments, president is just a fancy way of saying King. Elections are farces.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Elections are farces.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The King of England stopped being an actual king a century before the revolution. That's not really saying much. A real king has unilateral power, which is not even remotely close to the POTUS.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          By that point he would have been King of either the UK or Great Britain depending what term they were using and that's why I specified the actual powers the King had which by that point were largely foreign policy, theoretical head of the armed forces and internal ceremonial and executive powers limited by his influence in parliament. The US President has those roles formalised instead of varying up and down on how popular the individual monarch was and then it's been kinda frozen in that shape as the British monarchy continued to decline into simple symbolism.

          >A real king has unilateral power, which is not even remotely close to the POTUS.
          There's a spectrum between absolute monarchy, constitutional monarchy and simple figurehead monarchy. By the time of the US revolution the British monarchy had definitely moved firmly into constitutional monarchy. It helps in general to remember the US revolution and resulting constitution was mostly people re-asserting the rights they believed they already had as British subjects not inventing new rights from thin air to the point you can go look up the English bill of rights from the late 1600s and see word-for-word copies the US bill of rights got. Initially only the most radical groups wanted to get rid of the King too.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The Bill of Rights were AMENDED onto the constitution and had to be fought for tooth and nail by the faction of the founding fathers that actually had real ideas. The federalists pushed all of those people out of power after ratification, and the counter-revolution was complete. The main body of the constitution mostly just enshrined the rights of land speculators, merchants, and moneylenders to frick over regular people.
            > Paine scathingly wrote in regards to Washington that, "Monopolies of every kind marked your administration almost in the moment of its commencement. The lands obtained by the Revolution were lavished upon partisans; the interest of the disbanded soldier was sold to the speculator…In what fraudulent light must Mr. Washington's character appear in the world, when his declarations and his conduct are compared together!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bill Clinton was the single most powerful man to have ever lived. 90's America had nobody even close to being a peer, he could've demanded anything but chose to play the sax and get his dick sucked.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he knew what was important. why do you think he looks so zonked out of his gourd in most public appearances now?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He was a great man. He left a legacy. No one who has ever posted, or ever will post on ck will ever leave such a lasting legacy. Show some respect

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf, this is apart of american history why would they leeve this out of the textbooks

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just looked up a pic of this guy. He seems like he knows what he's doing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anon that looks like curly from the 3 stooges impersonating him..

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the heat of the intercourse cooks the chicken

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Was Chef Boy or Mr. Ardee actually italian? I don't think a person of that nationality would be ok with the quality of the product.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ettore_Boiardi
      Boiardi was born in Piacenza, Italy, in 1897, to Giuseppe and Maria Maffi Boiardi. At the age of 11, he was working as an apprentice chef at local restaurant "La Croce Bianca"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Guiseppe
        >Maria Mafi - Mafia.
        Husbparents were the biggest italian stereotypes ever.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I brought a can of chief biardi spaghetti and meatballs to work every day for a year and got a stomach ulcer

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Chef Boiardi deserves recognition, but that particular story is easy to prove fake. The president's wedding it pretty well documented, and the location was different. I don't know if Chef Boiardi was in the same state.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Woodrow Wilson, like many other Presidents, spent time at the Greenbrier in White Sulfer Springs, West Virginia. “Chef Hector also earned work at The Greenbrier Hotel in West Virginia, where he oversaw catering for the wedding reception of President Woodrow Wilson.”
      https://www.chefboyardee.com/articles/hector-boiardi-chefs-resume

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A lie, like virtually every other story from Boyardee’s biography.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Presidents and kings are only remembered if you try other than the key famous ones. Boyardee is a household name and comes naturally, who's the real king.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I went to Dollar General yesterday and was very disappointed to find that they were out of Beefaroni. The only thing they had was three kinds of Boyardee ravioli, and that's not what I wanted so bought nothing of that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >living off of canned slop from the dollar store
      greek + blim

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