what would your final meal be....?
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Death Row Inmates Last Meals
what would your final meal be....?
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>Sprite
Good choice. I could see that being a flavor I'd like to wrap up my life with.
Something that would make me ____!
As many orders of McDonalds fries as they'll give me
italian stuffed tomatoes meat
Dolmas
Sun-dried Tomatoes
olives feta
Easy marinated aubergine olive oil cheese baked
pesto saus bread feta
BAKED GOATS CHEESE ROLLS WITH HONEY AND THYME
parmesan
mascarpone with capuchino powder
very strong lemon cold tea mixed with lambic beer
Nothing. I always get in some weird spiritual mood when I fast, so I think it'd be easier to meet death in that state.
Hard pill to swallow, but this is actually true. If they won’t let me have lsd, the high you get from fasting is probably ideal to prepare for the execution.
Based. I’d pretty much stop eating an entire week before the date. Fasting puts me into a specific state of zen, and it’s why I only eat once a day. Saves tons of time too since I only have to wash up once and I don’t like to leave my dishes out.
>"Alright sir, this will be your last meal ever so let's make it memorable. We have a 2000$ budget and top chefs from france, italy, japan and-
>"water"
>"excuse me?"
>"you heard me you fat frick, only water"
>"In today's news, the most boring man alive has been executed. Reports say the prisoner was so insufferable, the warden just shot him on the electric chair"
The trick is to starve yourself to death so you deny them the opportunity to kill you
They give you like 15 years to meditate on it so you’re going to be pretty hungry by then.
This, I'd fast for at least two weeks beforehand
A still alive puffer fish
I then out the fish in my mouth. Lure the guard into my cell then offer to suck his sick. Then I let the fish bite him. Once he's dead I steal his keys and clothes then go get myself a McChicken.
Fricking autocorrect fricked my post up.
You fricked your post up by not proofreading. Frick you.
I had this thread idea on the shitter the other day.
>rack of lamb
>yam with butter and cinnamon
>garlicly asparagus
>glass of cabernet
>pb and milk for desert
then shoot me in the head
Pizza Hut
Cyanide capsule
Pizza Hut and cyanide.
>Death Row Inmates Last Meals
This is a good channel. Informative and entertaining.
It's really not informative. I just watched one and they tried to argue Medieval armor was worthless. One of their stupider arguments was that it sucked because you were more likely to get concussion if someone smacked you in the head with a mace or sword. You know, as opposed to being dead
People seem to base their information on Monty Python skits. Thick coats of fabric were worn underneath armor for a variety of reasons including shock absorption.
It's just full of egregious and in some cases, really obvious flaws. Like they pretend all armour weighed like 150 pounds because some tournament armour for jousting weighed that much, but most plate armour weighed much less, even less than modern soldiers carry today
Basically they started with their theme of "armour sucks" and worked backwards, really stretching the truth to make it barely fit
>2 Quesaritos, each stuffed with nacho fries, smothered in red sauce
>2 cheesy gordita crunches, replace the hard shell with a dorito shell
>nacho fries supreme
>1 Baja Blast
>A vanilla drumstick for dessert
Chick FIL a spicy sandwich with no pickles and pepper jack cheese
Diet coke
Waffle fries
Two chick FIL a sauces, one ranch
>Death Row Inmates Last Meals
just exposed yourself, norman
i'd try and not defecate for 4 days leading up to make sure and leave a giant doodie for the autopser.
one single sugar cube
how can they even have the appetite to eat? Wouldn't they be so nervous they would barf stomach acid?
I have a deathly allergy, so it would be something with that in it, just to piss off the parents of all the hookers I killed.
If I asked for a McRibb would they postpone my execution until it came back?
Kobe steak
sweet and sour chicken balls
some roasted garlic and herb vegetables
frozen grapes
few slices of pizza
some fried chicken
pink lady apple
maybe some ice cream or sorbet
What you homosexuals never understand is that last meals can only be whatever food service dogshit they have available in the prison kitchen freezers. No ones getting you Kobe beef you murdering raping scumbag
>what would your final meal be....?
Always an unsatisfying thought/thread.
You never get what you want unless it's cheap and easy to get, and thanks to that one fricker in Texas some places won't give a special request. I swear I'd swear vengeance and curses from the grave if they tried to give me just the regular prison meal of the day before they executed me.
>what would your final meal be....?
The hottest vindaloo in the world.
I can’t even imagine what a marshmallow test failing moron you’d have to be to “need” a “last meal”
Imagine facing death, facing the eternal Brahman, God himself, all while having a nauseous violent IBS flare up because you just had to stuff your fat fricking face with goyslop just hours before
Fasting ftw
I would naturally assume all bodily afflictions are suspended before meeting god. It'd suck if he deliberated for like 3 weeks on whether or not you're getting into heaven while you're suffering from horrifying bone cancer growths or something. Unless they just hand you a bunch of heaven morphine or something
>what would your final meal be....?
A bucket of caviar
Why are they marking the calories as if they matter? He's gonna die the next day, may as well gorge yourself