>delivery instructions: tell them clearly to leave it outside without ringing in three languages

>delivery instructions: tell them clearly to leave it outside without ringing in three languages
>as soon as I’m able to message them: explaining to leave it outside without ringing in three languages
>when they get here: BANG BANG BANG BANG RIRRRRRIIIIINNNGGGGG RRRRRRIIIINNNGGGG BZZZZZZZT BZZZZZT
>five missed calls
What’s wrong with people?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s 2024, they all do this by default. Maybe if you stop being such a Karen about it they’ll stop trolling you.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unless you ate the delivery person/dog/lady, I fail to see the relevance.
    Also, original version best version

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I just love the convenience of delivery and I can order it on the app! this leaves me with more time to enjoy the hustle and bustle of the big city

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok cletus go mow your lawn

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"HAHA YOU OWN LAND"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can someone explain to me the appeal of hustlin' and bustlin'?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's a lot of fun stuff to do, interesting people, and high paying jobs within all that hustle and bustle.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, it’s great. You can even be a policeman, a fireman, a doctor, or a scientist. The world is your oyster.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Notice how you didn't mention stability. Big cities are population sinkholes who rely on people constantly coming in from the outside.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >enjoy a hot & ready organic vegan meal delivered by a Ukrainian refugee in a Prius
      >tummy gets a bit rumbly
      >UH OH, STINKY
      >grab iPhone 69 (nice), fire up UberWipes app
      >within minutes, a buff Somali man (?) with a shaved head is cupping my cheeks between xis rough strong hands, cleaning the feces away with sustainable organic alpaca towelletes
      >xis tip is already taken care of, thanks to Amazon Prime
      >hey! my favorite streamer is about to debut the latest Smash DLC (#ad)
      >sorry guys, i might be a few minutes late for tomorrow's Zoom meeting

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      better than me menacing the streets drunk on my way to taco bell

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >delivery instructions: leave at my door; hand it to me

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the literate don't deliver food

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Phone filename
    >Thread that's not about cooking on the cooking board
    What's wrong with people?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ck Food and Cooking

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They know from experience half the people who request not knocking on the door pull a scam and say they never received the food.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Big corporations import third worlders so they can economically exploit them with piss poor wages and twist an economic issue into a moral one so sanctimonious liberals will defend them to the death.
    Also most doordashers or whatever are mouthbreathers multi-apping or using their wife's cousin's account since they got banned on theirs.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What languages? You need to add Hindi and Punjabi, thats what 70% of UberJeats drivers speak now.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      English, Russian, and Chinese.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where do you live that Spanish wasn't a valid option..?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          homie is probably canadian

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            your mom is canadian

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if the driver is black I cancel the order AITA?

    • 2 months ago
      All I see is AI slop. Hope the 1 cent you earned was worth it.

      Nah they're the most likely ones to mess with your food and the main reason I never order delivery.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't use door dash after 2am, it's ALWAYS some Indian who can't read or speak English and can never find my house. I've gone days without eating because of this

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >50 dollar surcharge on your 40 piece nugget

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the quality of drivers is tanking so insanely in the last 6-9 months kek.
    moronic homosexuals going to apartment buildings a block or two away and calling me like "i can't find your unit??" - no shit you fricking illiterate, you're 2 blocks away from me. "HUH???"
    buttholes pounding on the door despite "bell only, no knock please" setting off all the piece of shit small dogs in the whole building for an hour.
    illiterate fat greasy foreigners who barely speak english calling to just try and either see if a girl picks up they can try and creepily seduce as they drop it off or if they can just throw it on the curb and speed off.
    and frick's sake, most of the drivers can't or won't read the simplest of instructions. stupid motherfrickers leaving food in the trash area or trying to put it into mailboxes or leaving it outside of outward-swinging doors so it gets knocked over and spilled everywhere when you open it.
    i've all but completely stopped using these services because of the massive decline in driver quality. literally not a single literate person drives anymore. i wonder how the restaurants even fricking deal with them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ordering doordash, ever, like a degenerate
      >getting what you fricking deserve, oops lol
      pottery

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nooo you can't have other people do things for you
        sorry you're poor bro.
        if there was a food delivery service that only hired literate (probably white) respectful people and had high driver standards, but cost 4x as much, i'd be signed right the frick up.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          called personal assistants bro

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            huh... never thought about it that way. always seemed unnecessary, but i guess i'm already basically paying for that, just split up across a bunch of poor illiterate gig workers across a bunch of services, when i could just have one literate worker instead to replace ubereats, instacart, uber, taskrabbit, probably a bunch of fiverr shit too..

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              you can just hire some college aged cutie for 20 an hour to do all the errand bullshit. this is how the big boys operate.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DONT RING
    >*knocks*
    what’s the problem?

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you include Arabic and Hindi anon?

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tell them to leave it outside the front door, and like 30% of the time these shitskins put it somewhere else. That's fine because I only paid them $3.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What’s wrong with people
    Brownoids aren't people, they're mindless animals

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