depression meals

what is the saddest, most miserable meal you've ever had?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t shop at Roblaws

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Frick Weston, the traffic sucks, but also frick Galen.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Frick Weston, the traffic sucks, but also frick Galen.

      >Canadians are so dumb they think a store with 3% profit margins are causing inflation instead of Trudeau and Singh

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The answer is always Biden, you fricking leaf.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Canadians are literal filth and don't know what living is. Life is so much better literally anywhere outside of Canada (and the UK).
      >t. leaf who moved from Toronto to Chicago last year

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nta, but i feel bound to point out that while your assertion that chicago is superior to toronto could be easily defended, the rest of your comment is rubbish. try living in chad or the DRC, or even most of rural america and you'll see how shitty toronto is.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Conceded. Good catch, semantanon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        topkek m8
        Everyone who isn't a freedom-hating homosexual in Canada would instantly moved to the red-states in the USA if it weren't for their israelite-made ~~*immigration laws*~~ that put you at the bottom of the list if you're a white, tax-paying, man.
        >Its unironically easier to emigrate to the US as an Argie than a Leaf.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Literally dude. I'm here on a work visa so my years don't count towards immigration. At least we're ahead of the jeets and chinks

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >At least we're ahead of the jeets and chinks
            Yeah, but burgerstan got a severe Black person and Hispanic goblin problem.
            That's some monkey's paw frickery right there.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah definitely but what I'm finding is that the nigs and hispanics pretty much leave you alone if you just keep your head down and keep moving. Just gotta not live in an infested area. It's like Australia, beautiful place, but you accept that you're amongst wildlife when you move there

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I ate a hooker's ass then bought Whataburger and played all of Devil May Cry 2 in one sitting. It was how I lost my virginity. At the time I didn't realize I was depressed but then I flunked out of college.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    probably one of the many, many gas station meals I've eaten on my lunch break at work.
    Most recently, the southwest chicken wrap from 7-Eleven comes to mind.

    I really need to pack my lunch more often

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Two jobs I had before put me in a position where I felt like getting gas station food. The first one passed me by a trucker stop that served surprisingly good breakfast sandwiches, and the second had good pizza and snacks. Both were better than some fast food I’ve had before

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I only get a half hour and I'm constantly driving or being driven around to different jobsites so if I don't pack lunch I have to stop somewhere that's fast, nearby, and easy so it's either gas stations or fast food.
        I've come to really enjoy WaWa sandwiches. still gas station food, but good enough to be oddly comforting in my somewhat sad life.
        on a related note, 7-Eleven is trash-tier and Sheetz is bordering on trash-tier.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These exquisite wieners with the remains of garlic salad dressing.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Giant rice krispy treat with a Red Bull
    >Giant burrito alone in my room
    >Lentils alone in my room watching comfort videos
    Lentils was probably the worst one. I also downed a few personal pies watching FiM and that was pretty low.
    Really hope the "go getters" don't come ITT and start telling people to just pick themselves up by their bootstraps. I can be that guy for like a week and then I crash.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Giant burrito alone in my room
      The fact you think this is remarkably sad has almost broken me. Why would you do this to me.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rice cooked with a chicken bouillon cube, which is the same thing I’d eaten the past few days for every meal. Completely lost my appetite and skipped a few meals I was so sick of it.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does airplane food count?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That is better than any aeroplane meal I've seen.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that will be $29.99
      >plus tax

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not really, because unless you're on a plane on the way to a CIA black site or something, at least you're on your way to somewhere rather than rotting alone in your room or office cubicle

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dumpster dived head of lettuce with a bottle of generic buttermilk dressing.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Henry's Kitchen. All he cooks are depression meals. His "Valentine's Day Stroganoff For One" is super repression.
    Poor lil guy.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I can't stomach much else I'll drink beef broth for a meal.
    A slightly more depressing variant is just drinking down a jar of Heinz Beef Gravy.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I'm depressed I don't eat. Lost 30 lbs in a half a semester one time [and I weighed 175 at the start]

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've never really done the depression meal shit. Just like 2 minute noodles or say a cheese toastie would suffice if i have no motivation or money.

      I mean i've done the most depressing thing which is just as states i don't eat anything and just drink alcohol.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the bush chooks tough but at least its not bundy or some shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/n4u3IqJ.jpg

      I've never really done the depression meal shit. Just like 2 minute noodles or say a cheese toastie would suffice if i have no motivation or money.

      I mean i've done the most depressing thing which is just as states i don't eat anything and just drink alcohol.

      same. depression meal means an 18pack of PBR in the wee hours and sleeping all morning. doing pretty good these days, though. hope you are too Anons.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Growing up my parents bought a lot of pic related because they would go on sale for 3-4 for a dollar, and they would usually make them on Sundays when they didn't feel like cooking. My parents would always drink a lot and fight on Sundays and then my dad would go to bed and my mom would blast Bat Out of Hell (particularly Life is a Lemon) and threaten to kill herself. Those were pretty bad.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cheese is pricey. that shit is like 20 bucks.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when I was a neet my entire diet for 2 years was strawberry poptarts

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    new year day breakfast

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Half a loaf of bread and a bottle of wine that I was going to give as a birthday present the next day. I don't even like wine.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One times my friends and I got high. I decided to take a nap and told them to wake me up if they go out to eat.
    Those dumbassed didn't wake me up and went to eat without me so I walked to the gas station and got a bag of chips to eat for lunch.
    One of my dumbass friends said "That doesn't look healthy"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thats fricking mental I bet you guys get up to mad crazy antics

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >chocolate and cheese
    add some wine and that's literally a meal of kings

    depression eating is like, a whole can of these bastards

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These are delicious though. But nutrition-wise like eating chocolate shavings.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    microwaved meatballs and ketchup on a hotdog bun.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    While by my definitions it's actually really nice, other people I've mentioned it to dont seem to agree so I'll post it,
    >1 can of tuna in water
    >1-2 spoons of mayonnaise
    >Spread over 2 slices of lightly toasted bread
    >Glass of milk

    Have this in the morning before work at my other job, maybe once more at night and skip eating on my days off.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If that's all you eat you're going to end up in hospital.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Had to stop since I no longer have access to a can opener nor a toaster.
        Been eating X3 banana, grilled cheese w/ chicken, and a glass of milk once a day when I get off work

        NGL I use to eat more but as soon as I switched to tuna on toast supremacy, I immediately started feeling way better

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh, I've had a few.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a can of manwich sauce (i didn't have any meat) eaten out the can with stale saltines. attempted to rope about a month after that and all i got was medical debt and fricked up neck veins that cause turbulent blood flow that i can hear when I'm trying to sleep. do not recommend the meal or the rope.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What are you going to try next time?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      🙁 i hope you are getting some help, Anon. i was almost that low a couple years ago. doing much much better now. it can happen.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably some day where I forgot to cook dinner and had to eat random junk like granola bars and unsalted peanuts at 2am

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dry pasta

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m making my way through four chicken kievs right now while either staring at Culinaly, or the wall. I might kill myself later.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Scotchgard..

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sigh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      hope your are feeling ok today

      I don't. I hope you fricking have a nice day, you pathetic, worthless, loser. Imagine being unable to to muster the fortitude to feed yourself Jesus Christ. You ARE defective, you ARE a mistake. Those thoughts in your head telling you to do it? Listen to them! That's nature telling you it fricked up in creating you, and you should return your resources so It can use them elsewhere. Just do it, anon, imagine the relief you (and the rest of us) will feel!

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    every time i eat macaroni and cheese by myself late at night in my dirty apartment, the dark thoughts start coming into my mind again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/1ev4wJC.jpg

      sigh

      hope your are feeling ok today

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    also dominos feels really unhealthy, psychologically as well as physically. i don't think i've ever felt good after going to burger king

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i don't think i've ever felt good after going to burger king
      I had burger king today and I did feel slightly ill afterwords but I'm not sure if it was because
      A. Burger King
      B. Alcohol Withdrawal
      C. Ear Infection
      D. Vitamin Deficiency
      E. All of the above

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just eat mcdonalds more often than usual when i'm depressed

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've eaten a load of raw spaghetti while drunk in my underwear
    That must've been quite a sight

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what is the saddest, most miserable meal you've ever had?
    I once made a sandwich out of ham, pork bacon (NOT vegan, vegetarian, or alternabacon made from different animals), cheddar and blue cheese, and ketchup.
    I still feel guilty about it. What makes it worse is the fact that I'm israeli.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a quarter piece of rye bread + an underboiled pork sausage. it ran me around 2 bucks at my college cafe

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what year were you born? 100 BC?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not a bad combo. You should try it sometimes. You can add 'deenz to the mix

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The fact that the bread is unleavened, makes the joke more funny, like he's some nomad out in central Asian desert eating this!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus' fav munchie

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    probably this hospital meal. baked potatoes and cream of mushroom soup. i was on the brink of death at a 14.8 BMI, but this really fixed me right up. they probably billed my insurance 500 dollars for it too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >14.8 BMI
      how did you get this low?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        IBD

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