Despite the price and hate on?

Despite the price and hate on Culinaly, I bought one of these and ended up liking it.
Which chocolate bars do you guys like?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    kinder bueno

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like the big honkers from trader joes

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Culinaly poster
    >good tastes
    of course you liked it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You’re a Culinaly poster too

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not spending $5 on a chocolate bar.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Chocolonely Thread Episode II: Attack of the Karens

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/lvQiNT1.png

      i think you guys may get a kick outu of their response, i definitely thought it was a glitch or something.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dont get it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        an automated nothing-response? hilarious

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >chocolate
    >pb
    >caramel
    >pretzels
    Whats not to love?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Neckbeard

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this brand was tested highest for lead and cadmium out all other major chocolate brands. even hershey. its literally goyslop

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >not consuming lead and Chadmium

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You dumb dumb! Cadmium goes in batteries, that means it's pure power, of course we want to eat it

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never bought this chocolate, but it has nothing to do with the price.

    Based strictly on the name and packaging, I assumed it was just a big meme.

    Anyways, Aldi is based in Germany, and their chocolate is actually quite good. I like the kind with crushed hazelnuts inside. Read the packaging carefully because they switch the colors on them sometimes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're getting german chocolate go with Rittersport

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aldi sells these counterfeit ritter and honestly they taste identical, except you can get 5 of them for the price of 1 ritter

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          knoppers are nothing like rittersports first of all they're more like a large square of ferrero rocher
          secondly they are delicious

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yooooooo
          i aint even mad your a lidi shill!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love my Aldi but their chocolate tastes bad. THis meme that european chocolate is good needs to die.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tony no longer guarantees a slave free bar due to them working with the swiss chocolate giant Barry Callebaut

    Forced labor makes it even more delicious

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is the best outcome possible. the lovely lovely irony

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is the best outcome possible. the lovely lovely irony

      a statement from their website

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        wait, wait wait wait. i was about to post somethibg but then i decided to put in the effort to read this garbage. what the frick is that middle paragraph?
        anyways, tonys chocolonely fined in 2026 for misleading advertising and using slavechoc. it'll be a slap on the wrist and moronic tony's fans can enjoy their elevated lead content

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >We sold out, and thats a good thing.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They do, the crossover with Barry was to show that they could make another company's supply chain slave-free.

      wait, wait wait wait. i was about to post somethibg but then i decided to put in the effort to read this garbage. what the frick is that middle paragraph?
      anyways, tonys chocolonely fined in 2026 for misleading advertising and using slavechoc. it'll be a slap on the wrist and moronic tony's fans can enjoy their elevated lead content

      They deliberately pair up with larger producers and then go down the supply chain and make it slave free for the connection.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        like i said, wait a couple years until you hear about some scandal. chocolate industry will never be clean

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >They deliberately pair up with larger producers and then go down the supply chain and make it slave free for the connection
        They deliberately pair up with larger producers and then go down the supply chain and make it SEEM slave free for the connection
        Paying a Nicaraguan 2 dollars a day for 16 hours of back breaking physical laborer is still morally slavery in all but name..

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          call me old fashioned or chinese but the more slaves suffer for my choccies, the better it tastes

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            what would a chinese Old Fashioned be like? 5oz of Erguotou and some rock sugar? has anyone tried making a wienertail with rock sugar?

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lidl has a copy of Tony chocolate which is pretty good, but much cheaper.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Darrell Lea is delicious and pretty much the only functional large scale Australian brand

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i like their licorice

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        same

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    milka mit whole hazelnuts

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It tastes fine but I don't have the patience to deal with the moronic groove pattern that only exists so they can stroke their dicks about how progressive they are

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that advent calendar fiasco where they left one of the slots empty to make a point about slavery
    >to the main target demographic of advent calendars, children

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Lindt's 99% chocolate.
    I guess I'm just hardcore like that haha.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ohh.. the one that goes with some kind of salt

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Come at me bro.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      but is it decent? the israelite fears the bulk buying francophone

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's absolutely disgusting if you ever had decent chocolate once.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >muh ethically sourced supply chain
    Unless a government entity can actually jail you for failing to uphold this, it's meaningless.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have a problem with companies using black slaves to produce chocolate for me, but I do have a problem with prices increasing.
    I'm also white if that matters.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The plain Milka one is good

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It changed somehow at some point in the last year
    Nothing special about it anymore. I used to eat them once a week.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the ones without lechtins or fillers. no sugar is best, never under 70% chocolate unless white.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >no sugar
      fricking hell anon just eat a tablespoon of dutch process cocoa powder then.

      semisweet dark up to 70% is overall best. 99-100% cocoa is méme

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        theres no coacoa fat in the powder moron.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          that's your nickname now, Cocoa Fat

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i am okay with this.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              okay then :>

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You cook fricks have it made with your slave chocolate. I was trying to buy my girl a cheapo blood diamond and you just can't get them.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    list made by former fatty

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