DFW?

Reminder, Culinaly is having a cookout on June 1st at a public park on lake Grapevine!

If you are in DFW come. What you could bring:

1. Prepackaged chips, cookies, and brownies
2. Charcoal
3. meat for grilling
4. a comfy camping chair
5. a sportsball to play catch with
6. Fishin pole and live or fake bait to go fishin in the lake
7. boombox so we can listen to Classical Music WRR 101.1 FM to keep the event desirable
8. a boat if you have one
9. prepackaged side dish
10. your own grill if you'd like
11. a bicycle so that everyone from /n/ can admire it
12. your car so that everyone from Culinaly can criticize it
13. a deck of cards, a chess set, or checkers
14. a notebook to get everyone's number so that you can have new frens to call
15. a whistle incase you want to referee the basketball/football game that breaks out.
16. A nametag for yourself and the potluck dish that you brought so that people know who to sue if they eat your /k/um brownies
17. An Iron skillet or other pan to cook omelets on.
18 Paper plates, plastic forks, and other cutlery

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stop trying to make your gay offline meetup shit happen, OP. Nobody wants to have buttsex with you in a public park.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do it, homosexual.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No. I have anxiety.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What state? I can bring vitamin C supplements and we can all megadose.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It says TX in the OP pic dingdong

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks, I can't come to Texas but I hope you guys try vitamin C megadosing.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is there some sort of high you get from ingesting lots of vitamin C?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            diarrhea

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Enjoy your kidney stones

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, if it wasn't so far away I would actually consider going. Culinaly is one of the only few boards that still had mild quality control, stays on topic, is genuinely funny and didn't just become /misc/ lite. If this happens, hope you have fun, frens

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >frens
      forced meme

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'd go if i wasn't on the other side of the country but i wouldn't eat anything anyone prepared. i'd drink with ya'll though.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Obsessed

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, it's definitely obsession. Not that /misc/cels shit up every board with off topic garbage. You are just the new furries at this point.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/NFKLgZp.jpeg

      Yeah, it's definitely obsession. Not that /misc/cels shit up every board with off topic garbage. You are just the new furries at this point.

      Nothing changed, you did, though.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up, lurk more, shut up, newbie.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Amazing how you are the one shitting up the thread and chimping out because someone made fun of your club. Keep politics out of non political boards, sperg

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >There's nothing more political that food
          Was he correct? I think so.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He’s a dick but I’ll give him that. People get really territorial about cuisine.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >but I'll give him that
              So to suck dead celebrity dick you've thrown away the principal used to make your previous reply. Polwhiners really are something else

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, that anon realized their views were incorrect and changed them accordingly. You, however, will stubbornly continue to be wrong and assume a sense of superiority from your ignorance. Coincidentally, that is the foundation of Conservatism.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'll keep politics off non political boards when people stop crying and reporting me for racism.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        go shit up an altchan and leave us alone

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They can't explain how /misc/ got worse after the subreddit r/thedonald got banned. I still wonder where all those missing redditors went off to.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i got the weed and bong bro

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      DUDE

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        W E E D
        E
        E
        D

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      u can't bring this tx isnt a free state

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >u can't bring this tx isnt a free state

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you really want the feds to have an excuse to go waco?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            cops don’t care about a lil weed

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    inb4 someone prints out 100 Coinslots and puts them all over the park the night before

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >CLEAN IT UP, RANGIE

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >i got the weed and bong bro

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      boring homosexual

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Weedgays are the most boring frickers imaginable.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no one’s telling you to smoke if you don’t want to

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No one's telling you to mention that you totally dude weed lmao, homosexual. Go have a hit then sit quietly in the corner like your boring asses always do.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Did a pot smoking Chad steal your gf?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Most pot smokers I know are either roasties with attitude problems and tramp stamps or boring black dudes.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Who owes you entertainment? You sound insanely feminine, but will never be a woman.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i think this guy is a bigger homosexual than op, didn't think that was possible...

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    but I live in europe

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The organizer will have a laptop with a camera, look for the Zoom link and you can join remotely.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        so I can watch you all eat and have fun? frick you!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'll bring a lil Bluetooth speaker and a couple chairs. No job at the moment, so that'll have to do. Can't afford to spare my half loaf of bread, and I don't think it'd find much favor anyway lol

          What do you want, a fricking plane ticket?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there was a guy in the other thread offering a lift from the airport

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cash, grass, or ass. No one rides for free.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Take the Texrail to Grapevine, Walk to Weinberger's have a sammich and then walk to the cookout!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How does that shit take 74 minutes? Half of that trip is still within the airport.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Waiting for that bus. The walk from the Texrail station is like an hour.

            I wanna do one in Wash Park here in Colorado, the weather's been breathtaking

            Start a thread

            I don't have reason to go to downtown Dallas much, but whenever I go I'm shocked at how clean it is, how few homeless folks there are, how safe it is in general.
            Also, I moved here from Portland 5yrs ago.

            Dallas' leftists are kept in check by Bible believing folk.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What date would you suggest for a Wash Park meetup? I'm at the firehouse end, the grill is 100 percent safe

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Pick a Saturday that the Rockies aren't in town. Then tell Culinaly specifically /mlb/ to show up. Go there and take pics and make memes with coordinates so that autists can't claim to have gotten lost. Post it on /n/ if mass transit goes there or it's a place to bike. Post it on Culinaly as well so you can see people broken down in their daily driver.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >that the Rockies aren't in town
                Smart
                There is no /n/ in Wash Park, they can get fricked, this is basically an anti-EV neighborhood; I have neighbors that drive shit like GT3 RSes and G-wagons are a dime a dozen
                There's a good Culinaly contingent so yes

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds based

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's like, half based
                Everyone lives based lifestyles and does based shit, but it's still Denver, so they can't espouse it, or they'll get cancelled
                There was a cull of geese and one lady went on Nextdoor and she freaked out and told people to bring her all the geese
                This is a violation of the Migratory Bird Act Treaty, I have never seen so many lights and sirens
                They were all over the street from all the way from Canada
                Actual fricking mounties
                Bitches bein' b***hes
                How would you like to be the husband
                >honey there are some men here with badges
                Seriously she had, like, 80 fricking geese in her garage
                Every level of government in two countries was involved, it took two days for the cars to go away

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh shit those sandwiches are the best

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          how do I get to the Brisbane airport from the park I live in?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Quantas

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              how do I get to Melbourne airport from the park in Brisbane that I live in? Australian states are not small like texas

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hitchhike, to the airport and then fly to Melbourne

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >check flights
          >150 bucks round trip
          I could fly half way across the country to Texas, take a train to a public park, loudly call you all Black folk, and then be back in my home state the same day. All for less than the price of a really fancy dinner. The miracles of modern travel.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >150 bucks round trip
            Same here, I thought about it but can’t think of any food from the northwest this time of year that’s worth passing through airport X-rays to share.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You won't

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >why yes anon I'd like to speedrun getting murder-raped.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The airport is close, you can stay at my place bro I have a couch

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    DFW is a fricking hellhole and I wouldn't ever have visited it if it wasn't for the eclipse. Have fun in your flat, boring, highwayed to frick shithole Texgers.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is so wholesome. I hope it's a big success.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna do one in Wash Park here in Colorado, the weather's been breathtaking

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i'll bring the *snicker*...muffins...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No need, the public grills already have the, uh, "stuff" that you're looking for...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        whatd this girl do again eat shit or something? i forget

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          poop cookies

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        With those grills in public parks it's best to add some cleaning supplies to OPs list. brushes not metal bristles, the metal bristles can leave metal things that have killed people. You might be best off bringing some portable grill.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would totally come if you had one in my c**t in Europe

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Open carrying a pistol is cool and all but open carrying a bottle of Tabasco and a Steelie is a power move.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Open carrying a pistol is cool and all
      WRONG
      100% ILLEGAL IN TEXAS PUBLIC PARKS unless you have a license to carry

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I live like 300 yards from grapevine lake lmao
    But the lake is big what part

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't read the Pic. I'm like a 5 minute walk from Katie's woods looool

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'll meet you there. My name is Roderick, but I go by Rick. I'm mixed race male, 6'2", short black hair, 2nd year med student at TCOM and can cook brisket and bake a blueberry pie. Hope to meet frens there. No need for hate and ugliness in this world, we're all in it to better ourselves and those around us!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          if there is alot of melanin when I get there I am doing 360 and walk away

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Don't worry /misc/ and /vt/ aren't invited

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The OP was posted on /misc/. Just stop being brown so others can enjoy themselves.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh shit really? They don't let just anyone make threads after all

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, really. Looks like /misc/ is invited; cope, seethe, and see ya there!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >2nd year med student at TCOM
          Ewwww, you're at a DO school. My dumb brother goes to TCOM.
          >t. MD McGovern chad

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You type like a troony. Don't come.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You aren't going to know who I am anyway dumb ass

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You don't pass. You'll never be a real woman.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Hope you talk the same in person bro

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He meant "don't come Yet" as in he's not finished edging you. Relax

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is grapevine lake not flooded right now?

      nice lol I'm on the other side of the city

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just some of the boat ramps as far as i'm tracking. The parks should be business as usual.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not at all, people bring their boats all the time. Mexicans have loud ass parties out here regularly. It's a good place for some food and chilling

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are off duty cops welcome?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      maybe, but there will definitely be a lot of on duty cops there at some point

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't be uncharitable

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I assume there will be a few FBI agents there.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah i have to be there unfortunately

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hopefully you can arrest some more boomers violently assaulting democracy by peacefully assembling.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's one of the bullet points! haha

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being the crust officer.
      Imagine going into a job, thinking you could help people, do something meaningful for the community. Then you get assigned a case, your cheerful, happy to prove yourself. You read the case file and realize the implications.
      You have to have unprotected gay sex with hairy, stinky, crusty men. The buttholes loose from all the fisting, the stench is impossible to comprehend, a mix of shit, sweat, bad breath, semen, more shit, weed and other drugs, hairy buttholes, prolapsed ani, gay men slurping jizz from the floor, grunting, humping, ever more so grunting, calling you a pozz pig, a bawd, a homosexual, sticking their unwashed penis in your hairy manhole, using you until the pain transforms into pleasure until you orgasm yellow spunk into some perverted married fat mans face.

      Try writing a report on that

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm right by there and might be in, but unfortunately I'll be in fricking St. Louis that day. Pray for me, anons.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tempting. If only for the memes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That seems cheap, are flights out of Canada usually cheap?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Escaping Canada to the states? Yes. In Canada? Hell. That is really cheap. Honestly I've been dreaming about just taking a flight to another country hanging out for a few days and coming back.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i could fly in for less than $200 but no meme is worth the airport

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ^ fed

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll bring the deenz, you bring an appetite

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ill bring the four lokos and steel reserve

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ill bring the lube

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is /k/ bringing the brownies?

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Surely I'm invited too seeing as how all boards belong to /misc/ now.
    t. /misc/ack

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry /misc/ and /vt/ aren't invited

      Oh so it's a meetup for the outsider """"Culinaly"""" tourists

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least he's not wearing a Guy Fawkes mask.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Voilà
      >Not "wala"
      Whoever made this image is not from Culinaly.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what kind of meat should i bring?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >does a meetup for a NA board in bum frick nowhere Texas.
    Bro at least make an effort, find a park in Austin or Dallas or some shit.
    I can't go either way since I am a leaf and Texas food makes me depressed since it is so much better than Toronto.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do you not know what DFW stands for?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He’s a fake Texan

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        david foster-wallace

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >find something in Dallas rather than the middle of bumfrick Texas
      >meet is in Grapevine

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Having it outside of downtown Dallas is the smart move. I had a meetup with some of my buddies at some pizza place in Dallas and we ended up getting into a fist fight with some homeless person trying to steal our food.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't have reason to go to downtown Dallas much, but whenever I go I'm shocked at how clean it is, how few homeless folks there are, how safe it is in general.
          Also, I moved here from Portland 5yrs ago.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No they cleaned it up pretty well. Even deep ellum is actually pretty nice outside of weekend nights. It's so much better than Portland or Seattle. I lived in the seattle area for 4 years and went to portland a lot. In portland they had pallet forts and the police didn't do shit. Before I left almost half of seattles PD resigned because the city wouldn't let them enforce the law or prosecute crimes. That was a little over 2 years ago.

            So the dallas crackheads aren't as bad but they're there. The difference is that when they do shit like that the police show up with 5 squad cars.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              One of my buddies from Portland came down to visit during covid (at least, when Portland was still worrying about it) and he marveled about how we could sit outside, at a restaurant, having a drink on a Friday night and not see someone taking a shit or shooting some heroin.
              He and I went to check out the grassy knoll and the museum, and as we walked around that area we saw some parts that were a little less maintained, but they would have been nice residential neighborhoods in Portland. I was born and raised there, spent the first 40 years of my life there, and I don't go back except to visit friends and family now. It's just such a difference, in a good way.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >does a meetup for a NA board in bum frick nowhere Texas.
          Bro at least make an effort, find a park in Austin or Dallas or some shit.
          I can't go either way since I am a leaf and Texas food makes me depressed since it is so much better than Toronto.

          >hurr durr why is your meet up so far from a big city??
          >having it right outside of downtown Dallas is the best option

          Hey moron, Grapevine is 30 minutes away from downtown Dallas with gold traffic. Why didn't you open up Google maps and take a look for yourself before spouting off and making 2 back to back moronic posts, you dumb Canadian dog. Also, you've clearly never been to DFW, otherwise you'd know that 99% of well adjusted people over the age of 25 don't live in the downtown areas of Dallas or Fort worth, we live in the suburbs, like well adjusted adults. I'm willing to bet most of us who post on Culinaly live north of Richardson.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I live like 20 minutes away and say it's better to stay out of Dallas as a good thing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah who doesn’t love a curry shop on every corner! We sure are happy about the millions of Indians coming over every year!

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes anon, the CIA wants you to come to a park to talk with the cookbros as a psyop to get at your cheese pizza recipe hoard (59tb)

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Might just stop by and bring one of my leftover box of MREs because i'm not touching a single fricking thing from you guys.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Please share an MRE with me I haven't had one before

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah i have an open box with 11 of them so i can pass them out.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    inb4 cum brownies like the /k/ meetup

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How are you inb4 when it's in the OP?

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when is the designated kissing hour?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1100 CDT

      [...]

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ahhh change it to the next weekend, I'm visiting my mom in Grand Prairie on the 8th

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Visit the park with her, but stop by Weinberger's and get some sammiches. Then post pics of your sammiches at the park! Everyone loves a picnic!

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone going to bring a kite to fly?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why is everyone ignoring the most important question in this entire thread?

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Let's not kid ourselves. Just like most other Culinaly meetups it's going to be all kinds of mystery meat and not just a bunch of white people.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it worth the 5 hour drive from San Antonio?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, unless you have other business in DFW, like eating superior Tex-Mex yo whatever garbage is served in San Antonio.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why is the Mexican food so bad in SA tho?
        from west texas and it was consistently great in most towns as long as you know the good places, but here near SA it's all ass

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          San Antonio has a lot of california techie transplants and major air force base that makes the demand for bland food high.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why is the Mexican food so bad in SA tho?
            from west texas and it was consistently great in most towns as long as you know the good places, but here near SA it's all ass

            This, the San Antonio Mex was some of the absolute worst shit I’ve ever tasted in my life. Not even spicy. Almost like it was meant for all the big10 folk coming down for the Alamobowl or something.

            https://i.imgur.com/PR1gcqF.jpeg

            [...]
            >hurr durr why is your meet up so far from a big city??
            >having it right outside of downtown Dallas is the best option

            Hey moron, Grapevine is 30 minutes away from downtown Dallas with gold traffic. Why didn't you open up Google maps and take a look for yourself before spouting off and making 2 back to back moronic posts, you dumb Canadian dog. Also, you've clearly never been to DFW, otherwise you'd know that 99% of well adjusted people over the age of 25 don't live in the downtown areas of Dallas or Fort worth, we live in the suburbs, like well adjusted adults. I'm willing to bet most of us who post on Culinaly live north of Richardson.

            True

            I hope Leafren comes

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >not even spicy
              Did you order spicy? Contrary to popular belief, Mexicans can’t read minds and don’t know what you want.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >t. Bean

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >t. homosexual

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’m from indiana and preferred it up there. They see me and stop seasoning the food so I don’t come back. Bland eggs and bland beef. Have to get a coworker to order in Spanish for me so I get the stuff.

        Fricking racist Mexicans…

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is anyone from the Huntsville area going that I could catch a ride with? I'd like to attend and I can contribute but I don't have a car at the moment

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd go but
    1. I don't want my photos taken but I know they will be
    2. I'm not white

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm not white
      Don't go then for sure

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        too bad gringoid, I'm goin

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nty I don't want to be fed cum brownies by you bastards.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >putting things in your body given to you by an anon
    never in my fricking life, the thought of being around you frickers is frightening enough.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can yall rec me some good Foreign restaurants? I'm in Hunt county. But I've been itching to munch on some Euro and MENA stuff

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry I'm getting married that day.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow! Will you be inviting all of us? Wouldn't that be something? Culinaly meetup at some anon's wedding.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm all for that, it a great excuse to wear my way to small Hawaiian shirt and get blackout drunk.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've worn those Hawaiian shirts to weddings before, the shirts are expensive as all heck. I could pay for the whole wedding for the cost of a couple of those shirts, cool shirts they are.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm all for that, it a great excuse to wear my way to small Hawaiian shirt and get blackout drunk.

        Everyone is invited as long as you bring the beers

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think we'd need some big dudes to protect the Bride's purse, some snarky frick might try to run off with it, like from one of those Godfather movies.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          as long as i get the wedding bouquet to make a Lei out of it for that guy

          I'm all for that, it a great excuse to wear my way to small Hawaiian shirt and get blackout drunk.

          , i take care of it

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            As long as you get rice thrown at you, then you're clear. If you get hit by rice then it means that you're the next wedding recipient.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              is that a proposal? sounds kinda gay. i hope you are atleast a twink and a good cook.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No I'm straight. Don't get your hopes up.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm all for that, it a great excuse to wear my way to small Hawaiian shirt and get blackout drunk.

        [...]
        Everyone is invited as long as you bring the beers

        Sure, I'll be getting married at the US Capitol Building. Come right in

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to put my poop particles on all the food. Hope you guys like eating men's poop

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >TX
    too far for me, never any meetups in Ohio

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      would you go to one in Chicago?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, I've been to chicago before for work. Luckily it was day trips, there's nothing desirable about chicago, they're nothing but annoying jealous hacks that can't even write decent code.

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll have to start up my diet that I use in my fart fetish vids, you all will suffer. The smell of my intestines will be in your nose.

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rifle club parties are awesome if they are good ones. $100 or so will get you and your wife in, which is also a lottery ticket for up to $5k with 20 winners jackpot going down obviously. pull tabs which are illegal lottery tickets.. and the best part is the 'free' food and drinks. usually open kegs at the least for free and sometimes open bar.
    covid ruined it for us.. we used to do ribeye sandwiches for the meal but the prices went thru the moon

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can we have a roll call, how many people are going?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm in NY, I'll try to make it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reporting in, be there 100%.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I guess

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll be there if I can get a lift and if I'm not in rehab

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        get drunk with me then appease ur mom by going to rehab after

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she died a few weeks ago but thanks

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A lift from where?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          seventeen mile rocks

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No worries dude i'll call an uber for you 🙂

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'll go if my parole officer stops hounding me

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Great, all the tard wranglers will be there because anons didn't take their meds.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m going. Bringing cheese balls and zappos chips

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Will be there from Irving

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if anyone shows up please post pics so I can laugh at you guys.

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    would be cool if it really happens

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to make brownies. Definitely not pot brownies.

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember.

    The Brownies.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which turned out to be a hoax.

      Which means you should probably not trust future batches of brownies.
      And definitely avoid the blondies.

      The average Anon is pretty normal, if high IQ and slightly bored

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No fricking way i would ever eat food made by Culinalyners. Itd probably have cum or pureed baby squirrels or both in it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you puree a squirrel? You clean it and stew it, basically dissolves in your mouth.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is eating the only thing on your mind? Get out of your house and meet people.

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    diets coming along well the, lots of fermented food (pickled eggs, pickled raddishes) thrown in my body, already getting some pretty rancid farts, and some good bloat.

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You'll post pictures of this?
    I'm a bong but I want to see it.

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact, the infamous /k/ meetup where someone gave everyone shit brownies happened in my very own state of Georgia
    That one story is more than enough to keep me from eating any food you Black folk cook

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >shit brownies
      they were cum brownies

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not to mention the other /k/ meetup where some troon nailed a severed goats head to a tree and ruined the friendship that allowed them to get private land access, iirc.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was fake and gay
        Go, you don't have to eat, bring a cigar and make new friends

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It was fake and gay
          Prove it

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The burden of truth is on you for sharing a story.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              In other words you cant prove shit
              Not coming out to your cum tasting festival pal

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The proof is in the original screencap

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            NTA, but I dunno.
            looks like pudding not Cum.
            I hope you guys WIN and have a great time.

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    blue cheese and natto pizza down the hatch, pants unbuttoned, going to down some more guiness

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ok look I’ll come to the meetup and I won’t even do gay shit to the food if you morons don’t do any gay shit to me. I mean it I will fricking kill toy literally I’m unhinged.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking autocorrect I mean I myself will literally kill you if you mess with my food and I find out.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but doing homosexual shit to you is okay?

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you fish on the lake? If so what fish are in there? Catch and release or nah?
    I might come just to fish. Maybe we can coCulinaly our catches too.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      ://tpwd.texas.gov/regulations/outdoor-annual/fishing/freshwater-fishing/bag-length-limits

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based
        Find a way to legitimize this further before I drive 12 hours for an empty ass park and some lonely bass huntin

  56. 4 weeks ago
    A.C. Slater

    i like you had to say prepackaged brownies.. you guys sure you dont want a repeat of the last Culinaly meet up

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did a Halloween meet-up with some /x/ members back in 2011. It was pretty chill.

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t wait for the first I’m gonna show up and beat the shit out of all of you pussy holes.

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uhhh none of you are black right? I don’t want any darkies showing up for my free stuff.

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want pictures of you godless fatbodies and alcoholics having a great time and feasting on one another's meat

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any girls going? I don't want to be the only one

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why does she seem familiar to me?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not sure but she looks like Kira Kosarin and if she's showing up then I'll make an effort to show up.

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I predict body odor and food poisoning

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    eggsalad eaten, couple of jugs of milk, and some bean burritos from taco bell, finishing off with a little bit of kombucha, I can't even describe how much bloat I have gained. You are all in for one unique olfactory experience.

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hhmm

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just remember that Charlie don't surf!

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn I would go If I wasn't in a europoor

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what kind of seltzers should i bring, white claw or topochico?

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hope it goes better than last time.
    Bit of a disappointment.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dutchbread, bacon, sausage and baked beans? the frick is that sandwich

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dutchbread, bacon, sausage and baked beans? the frick is that sandwich
        10/10 in bongland

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Would rather nail the sandwich than the slag

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are ck w*man really that sexy?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If that was a Culinaly meetup we all missed out.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how do those two have the same shoes

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna pick up some stuff at Winco before I head over there. Thinking of buying stuff for tacos

    All prepackaed: carne asada/al pastor, corn tortillas, pre diced onions, cilantro, and some salsa.

    >inb4 just go to fiesta for the meat
    no frick off. I always find bone fragments in all of their meat.

    Can anyone confirm that some anon will be bringing a BBQ on that day?

    I don't use Arch btw

  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /misc/ here, gonna bring some of my klansbros along as well.

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    couldn't catch me dead in texas

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good because we all hate your gay ass here.

  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any guys attending or will it be all girls?

  73. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I lived in the area I would probably show up to this. I would wait in my car in the parking lot and look at the group of attendees before deciding if I wanted to join in or just drive off

    I kind of envy you southern bros for having the gumption to do something like this. Up here in New England such a meetup would never happen

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s only because you don’t practice being frenly enough. I bet if you tried it, something would happen.

  74. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't begin to imagine what you people look like

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just go to any 'faces of Culinaly' thread on the international board to get a general idea of the fauna that inhabit this place.

  75. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    REMINDER: I will be charging everyone $24.95 per parking space and handing out parking tickets. Please remember to be NICE and COURTEOUS when parking. Thank you.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you dont wear jeans short shorts i will not respect you

  76. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One thing that really confused me moving to the US is why they insist on having all beef hot dogs. Pork would be both cheaper and juicier. But i guess it's not kosher so here i am paying for overpriced beef dogs with 15% meat content that doesn't even have real skin. Grim.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because beef is the 'murican meat of choice, and when hotdogs here aren't "All Beef" they're pork plus chicken which isn't very good.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was able to find some pretty good pork sausages up in washington that were german style but down in texas it's mostly some unholy pork, chicken and turkey mix which is basically all the waste products and taste awful. Also bothers me that back in sweden the sausages usually labeled the meat percentage on the packets but here you have no idea.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I forgot about the turkey, but yeah those are bad. It's just the cheapest shit they can stuff in an artificial casing. For the most part Texans simply prefer beef over pork and so I guess all pork dogs never caught on, which is too bad.
          I don't know how close they are to actual German style sausages, but Johnsonville "brats" are pretty common around here.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >around here
            Meaning DFW area grocery stores

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Here in BumfrickCorntopia there's a local town of >1000 that's got a surprisingly decent grocery store and kitchen. Despite the small town population and not a whole lot of people just on farms, there are always people in it and they seem to do OK.

          I always go there for their homemade meats, which include like 8 varieties of stuffed pork sausage they make. The standard and braut-style are good, the vegetable-filled ones a bit watery but not bad, but the winner is the heartburn inducing pizza sausage, which even has some pepperoni flavoring and a melty cheese.

          Long tangent but yeah a good pork sausage is quite nice for a meal.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >One thing that really confused me moving to the US is why they insist on having all beef hot dogs.
      Well there's always the Bar-S brand if that's your thing.
      Non beef hot dogs have all the other left over shit that could not be sold ground up and combined. like pig butthole, chicken feet, etc.

  77. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    will anons actually show up?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still intend to! I'll be a few minutes later than noon, give it a good few and either stay to fish or head out if I don't see anyone. A map pin or lat/long for which side of the lake would be stellar though.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >A map pin or lat/long
        check the OP

  78. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t wait to go grab a free hot dog from the grill and chat with all of the r/thedonald frens about how Trump is going to win the election.

  79. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you done this before? I am deathly afraid of eating anything you all might have.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Been to plenty of pot lucks at nudist resorts, always a fun time.

  80. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can I get an expected age range for this? I don't want to get arrested, especially with the FBI there.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 21, please don't rape me

  81. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can I butcher and roast a whole hog there or are you a bunch of vegan babies

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd probably get a boner watching you do that and ask you to plow me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do I have your word that you didn't frick it beforehand?

      I'm 21, please don't rape me

      EVERYONE is going to be 21 and over, right? Right?!

  82. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The meet up: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLptLQtn/

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's shilling the McChicken

  83. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if the Culinaly DFW meet up is successful I will do a Culinaly Houston meet up

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Houston city limits? Herman park I guess.
      Outer Houston? George Bush Park on the west side. Fishing for Culinaly, gun range for /k/, you can set up a tent.
      Big Dick Energy/Rent a Car Poor Boy Near Houston: The beach. Across the ferry is kinda the tourist way to go. Crystal Beach is classy. But Surfside is just so much more chill and easier to get to. Either way you can just drive your car on the beach and set up camp and have bonfires.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I imagine parking would be better at George Bush park so probably there

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good things are happening!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's in some DFW park? I'm surprised that your not being attacked by drugged out zombies and illegals.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, it’s just someone using a public grill. There are no more public grills at this park in Grapevine.

  84. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The secrete ingredient is going to be cum.

  85. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can we just do this in houston so I dont have to drive 4 hours one way to see people I dont know?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get sn airplane and expence it, why are you driving idiot long distances?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I live in houston. Its an hour away from houston. I regularly drive upwards of 4 hours a day for work here in houston but atleast im still in just houston. To dallas is a long drive 1 direction which is stupid.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's pretty bizzaro, you drive four hours in Houston from Houston. That's supposed to be the energy city, check out the movie Roller Ball.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            job to job they are across town most of the time.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeh, in NYC for instance you have to know timings to go up and down avenues and to just walk east or west. Getting caught in some stupid traffic going east or west in Manhattan during certain times during so called "rush" hours is just plain annoying and why walking is so valuable. That's why I don't live in NYC anymore, the whole place is an annoying shithole.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ironically I guess, I am originally from that nightmare zone too. drive time = not actually working time.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bill those b***h companies for travel time 🙂
                They bill eveyone else, why not bill them too?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My company mostly avoided taking jobs for the city of Dallas because they have some really stupid regulations for the way things need to be done on construction sites but the few times I did it was still OK because if i got stuck in traffic i was using my work truck and i clocked in as soon as i left home so i was getting paid to be stuck in traffic and the company paid for gas too. Being stuck unpaid? Yeah that sucks.

                my 2022 truck i got at the end of 2023 has 50k already. I got the truck with 7

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah i was stacking miles and hours on my truck too. Especially when i had job sites in Rockwall, Rowlett, Plano and Frisco for weeks straight coming out from the Euless area south of DFW airpoirt. A lot of driving.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                its annoying because i like to just do my job but how do i argue all that OT and miles doing nothing?

                Is that distance or sitting in traffic?

                uhh, miles are miles bro

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                For me it was pretty easy as a contractor because it's billable time so the clients paid for it, not my company. If you ask your boss to pay you company money? There's a good chance they say no.

                But how many hours were included dropping your jeans and showing your ass to lonely housewives?

                Sadly not many. I do miss convoys in the army because you'd get girls flashing their breasts at you every now and then when you were on the highways.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                im hourly. Just how it be.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But how many hours were included dropping your jeans and showing your ass to lonely housewives?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is that distance or sitting in traffic?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My company mostly avoided taking jobs for the city of Dallas because they have some really stupid regulations for the way things need to be done on construction sites but the few times I did it was still OK because if i got stuck in traffic i was using my work truck and i clocked in as soon as i left home so i was getting paid to be stuck in traffic and the company paid for gas too. Being stuck unpaid? Yeah that sucks.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know what your saying, I have a brother that lives near Atlanta, GA and it takes him about four hours to get from one county to another, it's plain weird. That's just to a destination, it's not including getting back.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A 4 hour drive is nothing. You 4wheeler normies are such disappointments.

          t Culinaly

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            your an idiot and learn to read.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It’s a 4 hour drive from Houston to Grapevine. You could do this and still get back in time late at night.

              Dallas to Houston is nothing. Quit being a normie.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                your lack of awareness involved is actually offensive. leave this board redditor

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just drive 4 hours to the meet up, stay a few and then drive 4 hours back. It’s literally a 10-12 hour day

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                just too much driving in my week to want to do that

                https://i.imgur.com/8nJcOTM.jpeg

                [...]

                go back reddit

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Normie can’t drive 4 hours for an adventure. Sad!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                reddit leave.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Those gays need to make sure to bring their darth vader light sabers and do some heavy breathing

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                your an idiot and learn to read.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Airports arent really as time saving as you think for that distance. You need to factor in security checks, boaring, taxi before takeoff, getting the plane you the gate after it lands, possible delays and all the time spent walking around in the airports even if you don't have checked luggage to grab.

        I'd rather drive. If it was Houston to LA or some shit yeah I'd take the plane.

  86. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In case you guys need a banner to cordon off your designated cooking street.....

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fukken saved

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wheres ja/ck/
      perfect otherwise

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just ran out of room, Culinaly has too many meme-celebs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      quality shit

  87. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay but I had a Bad Time at the /k/ meetup years ago so I am slow to trust fricking Culinaly.

    IYKYK

  88. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who’s bringing fish?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You want some fish dicks?

  89. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want this to happen near me but it’s Chicago. I’d bring a 24 rack of Old Style, maybe a bottle of Malört, my famous homemade greek salad, and a couple bulletproof vests.

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who the hell wants to be coked out in a hot park

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The heat of the park cooks the meth.

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