DFW cookout and meet up

Reminder, Culinaly is having a cookout on June 1st at noon at a public park on lake Grapevine!

If you are in DFW come. What you could bring:

1. Prepackaged chips, cookies, and brownies (no /k/um brownies)
2. Charcoal
3. meat for grilling
4. a comfy camping chair
5. a sportsball to play catch with
6. Fishin pole and live or fake bait to go fishin in the lake
7. boombox so we can listen to Classical Music WRR 101.1 FM to keep the event desirable
8. a boat if you have one
9. prepackaged side dish
10. your own grill if you'd like
11. a bicycle so that everyone from /n/ can admire it
12. your car so that everyone from Culinaly can criticize it
13. a deck of cards, a chess set, or checkers
14. a notebook to get everyone's number so that you can have new frens to call
15. a whistle incase you want to referee the basketball/football game that breaks out.
16. A nametag for yourself and the potluck dish that you brought so that people know who to sue if they eat your /k/um brownies
17. An Iron skillet or other pan to cook omelets on.
18 Paper plates, plastic forks, and other cutlery
19. Bug spray and sun screen

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cookout, hook up, fook off. Simple as.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are incels allowed? I'll wear my Pepe costume for a laugh

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Next year's cookout needs to be in Boston.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Make a thread then.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why has everythread devolved into requests to open carry? why cant we just have a normal cookouit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      See point 16 in OP.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We want to ensure that no women show up

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, women are not allowed to come to the cookout right?

        Right?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My mom is dropping me off and might stay for a bit

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ok reviewbrah but no one else is allowed to bring one

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Holy frick autistic MOMMY

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because barbecue guns are a thing
      I have one, a nice SIG 1911, but I haven't commissioned a holster for it but it's OK I'm a thousand miles away and won't be able to make it
      Sorry, frens
      I can help you pick out a nice gun and help with recipes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why has everythread devolved into requests to open carry?
      see that fibby agent in the op's pic?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You were the first one to bring it up, stupid Black person

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /misc/ has infested every single board
      a week ago or soon they linked this thread here
      so have fun dealing with those "people"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shut up israelite

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Freak schizo vocal conservative /misc/lacks are incel hermits, so they wouldn't attend. If anyone would attend, it would be the normal Nazi types, but you'd never know they were Nazi's. /misc/ doesn't care much about gun rights either. That's /k/.
        Frankly, 90% of anyone from any board is going to be a socially awkward weirdo.

        So good luck.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Freak schizo vocal conservative /misc/lacks are incel hermits, so they wouldn't attend. If anyone would attend, it would be the normal Nazi types, but you'd never know they were Nazi's. /misc/ doesn't care much about gun rights either. That's /k/.
        Frankly, 90% of anyone from any board is going to be a socially awkward weirdo.

        So good luck.

        And after reading this thread, I'd be less worried about schizo qtard hermits or Nazi's that keep their politics to themselves, and more worried about lonely homosexuals with blue balls trying to drug me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >/k/um brownies

      >requests to open carry

      im making the best bean dip yall will ever have! it has special ingredients!

      >special ingredients

      https://i.imgur.com/GjMXfem.gif

      im going to frick the women that show up

      >frick the fat women

      Jim Beam
      Everybody loves Beam
      If you're feeling generous Bulleit
      Beer should be PBR or Yuengling
      Or Bud Lite if you want to be called a gay in person by strangers, which might be kind of fun, people only drink that shit out of a sense of irony now

      >Jim Beam

      Pussy. Eat the syphilis burgers. No balls

      >syphilis burgers
      This damn cookout is more treacherous to navigate than Ukraine right now.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im making the best bean dip yall will ever have! it has special ingredients!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure of the "special ingredients" that you'll include, you creep!

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will there be a Swastkaget?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    someone better go just to take pics proving that no one went

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im going to frick the women that show up

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they shall be sexually harrassed for sure.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        some moron will say out loud "breasts or gtfo"

        do you think he'll say 'G-T-F-O', 'get the frick off', or 'gtfuh/gtfoh'

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean this seems fun but I don't want to be in the Culinaly meetup image

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there better be a fricking live thread going on when this happens.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Culinaly barbeque
    every is so fricking afraid of getting spiked or food poisoning from other anon's cooking that they only allow prepackaged foods
    HAHAHHAAA

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Coulda been a funny green text but ya blew it, chief.
      smdh @ u fäm

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I live in Plano but I'm not going to this shit show. It doesn't make any sense and none of my concerns have been addressed by the many OPs who've posted this thread in the last month.

    If all we're doing is bringing prepackaged, vacuum sealed food, then this entire meetup is pointless. I get it, we wanna reduce the possibility that some sicko fricks with the food they bring. But that means we're doing a food and cooking board meet up, and we're not allowed to do any cooking. How in the hell does that make sense to anyone? Also it's not even like we can buy fresh ingredients like meats and vegetables to cook in the park; someone could have easily fricked with those as well before bringing them. Meat can be easily repackaged with plastic wrap after some dipshit rubbed a ribeye between his asscrack, and shoved cucumbers up his butthole. You may laugh, but it's not out of the realm of possibility, and previous meetups on other boards like /k/ have proved there are real sick individuals out there who will taint the food they bring to a friendly meet up for... reasons?? Idk.

    This fiasco needs to be canceled and brought back to the drawing board. My suggestion: nobody brings any food at all. We all meet up in the park, then we all go as a group to Kroger or Tom thumb and go shopping together. We buy a bunch of cookout ingredients like burgers, hotdogs, potato salad ingredients and whatnot, we all split the total bill evenly, and we drive back to the park together. Then we make the food in front of each other so we know nobody had a chance to frick with anything. That way the spirit of the Culinaly meet up is preserved.

    Failing that, we should just meet up at a restaurant and get lunch/dinner together. Because as it stands, there's gonna be a bunch of sweaty autists meeting up in a park to drink soda and eat prepackaged chips and cookies. That sounds fricking awful. I'm not doing that. OP, come up with a better plan or don't even bother showing up guys.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy autism

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      See:

      16. A nametag for yourself and the potluck dish that you brought so that people know who to sue if they eat your /k/um brownies

      You can still cook if you want to, just don’t expect anyone to eat your cum brownies

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your solution to us not being able to bring any homemade food we cooked to a food and cooking meet up is name tags? Dude you need to think this entire thing through. This is fricking stupid, think about what you're asking people to do; drive out to a park and drink soda and eat chips. That sounds moronic. There's still time to implement my idea of going to the grocery store as a group. How hard is that? Is it a money thing, you think people won't wanna split the grocery bill? That I understand I guess. But I don't understand why you think we'd want to meet up and eat prepackaged and vacuum sealed slop.

        This should have been a meetup to eat at a restaurant. This entire concept of a Culinaly meetup in a park where we eat chips is a mess. Why in the frick would anyone go to this shit show?

        https://i.imgur.com/vl96pQI.png

        ill be the one to handle the bags of food YES YES i can handle them in the back of someones car alone.... OR ALONE IN MY OWN CAR....yes yes I SHALL HANDLE THE FOOD WE BUY IN TRANSIT BETWEEN THE TOM THUMB AND THE PARK yes

        Hey moron, did you know a car can fit more than 1 person in it? Did you miss the part where I said we'd drive to the grocery store and back in groups? I don't trust one person with all the food in their car, but if there are 3 other, unrelated anons in the car, then yeah I don't have a problem with that. Somebody will definitely speak up if the driver of the car pulls over and shoots big loads into the cooler filled with meats and veggies if there are 3 other people in the car, you fricking dipshit.

        if everyone brings their own hotdogs, condoms and drinks it'd be pretty hard to frick that up
        who tf is gonna reseal a can of hot dog chili

        A can of chili? Sure that's improbable. But any meat is gonna be relatively easy to reseal if someone wanted. The meat section of the grocery stores I go to all keep their meat in those foam trays with plastic wrap around it. It'd be super easy for some freak to frick with the meat then reseal it. Not saying it's gonna happen for sure, but do you really want to take that risk?

        We already explained to you moron that poisoning is against the law and if you think there's less of a chance of some pissed off wagie spitting in your food in the back of a reatraunt than someone from this board doing it you're wrong. People can frick with your food anywhere, anytime. You're not safe anywhere so stop worrying.

        Ah yes. Classic. If something is heckin against the law, that prevents it from happening. Omg I can't believe what I reading. You're so fricking stupid it's unreal. This has gotta be bait, right? I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and just assume you're trolling.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          okay your banend from the cookout, do not come

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >someone with real life, actual concerns over food safety at a meetup is banned from attending because he voiced said concerns

            First of all, you sound like an obese, discord moderator, you homosexual. Second of all, no prob, as I said this entire thing sounds like a disaster waiting to happen. I won't be there. Or maybe I will, because you might have forgotten that this is Culinaly and not reddit, you homosexual, and you have no idea who I am since there aren't usernames and post histories like you're used to lel. Enjoy your cookout where nobody brings any actual food.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              step back, chud

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Norf FC!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Somebody will definitely speak up if the driver of the car pulls over and shoots big loads into the cooler filled with meats and veggies if there are 3 other people in the car, you fricking dipshit.
          idk about other ppl on this board but i am extremely adept at jerking off stealthily, i would imagine there are others on Culinaly and even Culinaly who are the same. birds of a feather flock together. not saying i will show up and do this, im in canada nowhere close to dfw nor do i want to do it, but it might be worth keeping in mind that people like us exist

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you're able to jerk off and coom within seconds of getting out of a car when 3 Culinaly users are watching you (the whole point of going in groups would be to monitor the food at all times) and you're so stealthy that they don't notice your coom shooting out all over the food, I might just eat a steak tainted with your semen, just so I can be granted your awe inspiring powers.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What's the process of this stealth cooming? Do you need a tiny benis?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the car pulls over and shoots big loads into the cooler filled with meats
          the more you speak the harder i get.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ill be the one to handle the bags of food YES YES i can handle them in the back of someones car alone.... OR ALONE IN MY OWN CAR....yes yes I SHALL HANDLE THE FOOD WE BUY IN TRANSIT BETWEEN THE TOM THUMB AND THE PARK yes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is why all attendants should be carrying, preferrably open.

        A polite society is an armed society, as Heinlein said.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Because as it stands, there's gonna be a bunch of sweaty autists meeting up in a park to drink soda and eat prepackaged chips and cookies.
      you keep talking about the "spirit of Culinaly" but honestly this pretty much sums up the board in a nutshell, i don't see any problem here

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if everyone brings their own hotdogs, condoms and drinks it'd be pretty hard to frick that up
      who tf is gonna reseal a can of hot dog chili

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We already explained to you moron that poisoning is against the law and if you think there's less of a chance of some pissed off wagie spitting in your food in the back of a reatraunt than someone from this board doing it you're wrong. People can frick with your food anywhere, anytime. You're not safe anywhere so stop worrying.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Remember what website you are on

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/GySjjMl.jpeg

      Your solution to us not being able to bring any homemade food we cooked to a food and cooking meet up is name tags? Dude you need to think this entire thing through. This is fricking stupid, think about what you're asking people to do; drive out to a park and drink soda and eat chips. That sounds moronic. There's still time to implement my idea of going to the grocery store as a group. How hard is that? Is it a money thing, you think people won't wanna split the grocery bill? That I understand I guess. But I don't understand why you think we'd want to meet up and eat prepackaged and vacuum sealed slop.

      This should have been a meetup to eat at a restaurant. This entire concept of a Culinaly meetup in a park where we eat chips is a mess. Why in the frick would anyone go to this shit show?

      [...]
      Hey moron, did you know a car can fit more than 1 person in it? Did you miss the part where I said we'd drive to the grocery store and back in groups? I don't trust one person with all the food in their car, but if there are 3 other, unrelated anons in the car, then yeah I don't have a problem with that. Somebody will definitely speak up if the driver of the car pulls over and shoots big loads into the cooler filled with meats and veggies if there are 3 other people in the car, you fricking dipshit.

      [...]
      A can of chili? Sure that's improbable. But any meat is gonna be relatively easy to reseal if someone wanted. The meat section of the grocery stores I go to all keep their meat in those foam trays with plastic wrap around it. It'd be super easy for some freak to frick with the meat then reseal it. Not saying it's gonna happen for sure, but do you really want to take that risk?

      [...]
      Ah yes. Classic. If something is heckin against the law, that prevents it from happening. Omg I can't believe what I reading. You're so fricking stupid it's unreal. This has gotta be bait, right? I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and just assume you're trolling.

      Tell me you’re a virgin without telling me you’re a virgin

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that means we're doing a food and cooking board meet up, and we're not allowed to do any cooking.
      you cook it live, anon.
      all the ingredients and seasonings will be added in front of everybody.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your missing the bigger thing that makes no sense: there is no location posted

      sure it’s this park, but the park is enormous. like many many square miles. if there’s a site reserved, they would post the site number. they don’t have one

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally GPS coordinates

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally GPS coordinates

        anyone been to this massage place?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reasonable.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pussy. Eat the syphilis burgers. No balls

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >we all go as a group to Kroger or Tom thumb and go shopping together.

      How do you know there aren't any sick frick anons that work there? You have to grow the food from seed and stare at it without sleeping until you eat it to be safe.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you being purposely obtuse or are you just stupid? I can't tell. Of course food safety violations happen everywhere, all the time, and we can't have perfect control over what we buy and eat. Of course it's possible the wagie at your grocery store dropped that steak he was wrapping, thought to himself "meh 3 second rule frick it, I'm too lazy to get another one", and just kept on wrapping it. Of course some burger flipper who doesn't like your hat or shirt decides he's gonna spit in your burger for revenge, like a psychopath. I'm sure shit like that happens. Not all the time, but sometimes.

        The point is would you rather trust a random wagie who has cameras in every inch of their business and will probably get fired for fricking with a customer's food, or would you rather trust a random anon, people who have been known to frick with food in the past? Could this image be fake, and it's actually just melted white chocolate and not coom? Sure, but is it worth the risk? There are all manner of sickos in this world, and would you believe that more of them congregate on this dogshit website than employees at your local grocery store or fast food joint? I would. You have no idea what kind of disgusting things people are capable of, and if you think your fellow anons on Culinaly aren't susceptible to them, I'd say you're fricking dead wrong.

        That steak you'll be grilling that the anon brought to the meetup? How do you really know he didn't use it to clean his toilet beforehand, then resealed it with plastic wrap and the foam carton? That vacuum sealed potato salad someone brought? Are you sure there isn't a tiny puncture in the corner, completely undetectable to the naked eye, where someone stuck a syringe full of bleach?

        And of course, the only solutions mentioned in this thread are "just bring vaccum sealed prepackaged food", "it's heckin illegal so nobody would do that!", "bring your own food at don't eat anyone else's", and "wear a heckin name tag". Lmao.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dude that's sweetened, condensed milk

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh wait, someone did recommend a solution that makes sense: you all meet up and go shopping together and make the food in front of each other. It also has the added bonus of incorporating even more, and I know this might shock you but stay with me, cooking in a food and cooking board meetup. Everyone participates in the shopping. Everyone participates in the cooking. How hard would that be?

          But no, either bring your own food, eat chips and drink soda, just risk it bro who cares, and uh that's illegal, you can't do things that are illegal that would be illegal: that's what you b***hes are sticking with. Ok. It's either laziness or incompetence, which one is it? I just want an answer.

          Dude that's sweetened, condensed milk

          Personally, I thought it was just harmless and tasty melted white chocolate. But again I ask: are you willing to risk it? Are you absolutely sure it's just condensed milk? Are you willing to bet that someone from this gay homosexual website didn't frick with your food "for teh lulz"? Do you think the chances are higher or lower that some anti social psychopath works at your local McDonald's, vs someone who lurks this website?
          Someone already provided the perfect solution to this problem, but it's being totally disregarded in favor of "so what who cares", "just bring your own chips and soda and don't share with anyone", "hi here's a name tag please write your real name on it, pinky promise ok xD", and "nuh uh you can't do something that's illegal". b***h please lmaoooo.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >just bring your own chips and soda and don't share with anyone
            tourist here and I will guarantee you will become the laughing stock of Culinaly via a ever degrading jpeg if you get caught doing this. I'll do it myself

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          safety is an illusion. you could be walking down the street and someone could bash your head in with a hammer when you're not looking and there's not a goddamn thing you can do about it. next time you're driving someone could hit the accelerator and swerve into to crash head on and there's nothing you can do about it. next time you're on a plane the pilot could just lock himself in the cabin and plunge it into the ground and there's nothing you can do about it. you can't live life afraid of everything.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You can improve your chances. It's actually quite simple.

            1. ALWAYS carry. Many life threatening situation can be resolved this way. In situations where an assailant does not care about his own life, and you have no easy way of taking him down, carrying may still allow you to strongarm situations in your favor a lot of the time.

            2. ALWAYS stay vigilant. Scout emergency exits, both official and makeshift, as soon as you enter an establishment. Learn how to tell if someone's carrying just by looking at the way their clothes fall or how they walk. Give up alcohol and other drugs -- will honestly prolong your life in other ways too so it's something you should do either way but there's no easier target than an inebriated person.

            3. ALWAYS exude an air of confidence. Assailants pick targets based on very primal instincts -- by making yourself come across as confident and capable you're much less likely to be the victim of a random attack. Walk with your head held high, dress smart, speak loudly and with a deep voice, look people in the eye. Never say "sorry" or excuse yourself unless you've actually done something wrong. Speak openly about times you resolved situations with necessary viilence, and give no no fricks who's listening.

            These are just some things one can try. It's not by any means an exhaustive list, but it's a decent start that will in an likelihood honestly improve your survival chances in a targeted crisis situation by several magnitudes. It's based on my own personal experience along with direct accounts I've heard from people in service or otherwise engaged in compromising situations on a frequent basis. Build upon it as you see fit: we're all different, and playing to your strengths is one of the smartest things you can do.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/9oRKq1T.png

              Oh wait, someone did recommend a solution that makes sense: you all meet up and go shopping together and make the food in front of each other. It also has the added bonus of incorporating even more, and I know this might shock you but stay with me, cooking in a food and cooking board meetup. Everyone participates in the shopping. Everyone participates in the cooking. How hard would that be?

              But no, either bring your own food, eat chips and drink soda, just risk it bro who cares, and uh that's illegal, you can't do things that are illegal that would be illegal: that's what you b***hes are sticking with. Ok. It's either laziness or incompetence, which one is it? I just want an answer.

              [...]
              Personally, I thought it was just harmless and tasty melted white chocolate. But again I ask: are you willing to risk it? Are you absolutely sure it's just condensed milk? Are you willing to bet that someone from this gay homosexual website didn't frick with your food "for teh lulz"? Do you think the chances are higher or lower that some anti social psychopath works at your local McDonald's, vs someone who lurks this website?
              Someone already provided the perfect solution to this problem, but it's being totally disregarded in favor of "so what who cares", "just bring your own chips and soda and don't share with anyone", "hi here's a name tag please write your real name on it, pinky promise ok xD", and "nuh uh you can't do something that's illegal". b***h please lmaoooo.

              https://i.imgur.com/7pUOklq.jpeg

              Are you being purposely obtuse or are you just stupid? I can't tell. Of course food safety violations happen everywhere, all the time, and we can't have perfect control over what we buy and eat. Of course it's possible the wagie at your grocery store dropped that steak he was wrapping, thought to himself "meh 3 second rule frick it, I'm too lazy to get another one", and just kept on wrapping it. Of course some burger flipper who doesn't like your hat or shirt decides he's gonna spit in your burger for revenge, like a psychopath. I'm sure shit like that happens. Not all the time, but sometimes.

              The point is would you rather trust a random wagie who has cameras in every inch of their business and will probably get fired for fricking with a customer's food, or would you rather trust a random anon, people who have been known to frick with food in the past? Could this image be fake, and it's actually just melted white chocolate and not coom? Sure, but is it worth the risk? There are all manner of sickos in this world, and would you believe that more of them congregate on this dogshit website than employees at your local grocery store or fast food joint? I would. You have no idea what kind of disgusting things people are capable of, and if you think your fellow anons on Culinaly aren't susceptible to them, I'd say you're fricking dead wrong.

              That steak you'll be grilling that the anon brought to the meetup? How do you really know he didn't use it to clean his toilet beforehand, then resealed it with plastic wrap and the foam carton? That vacuum sealed potato salad someone brought? Are you sure there isn't a tiny puncture in the corner, completely undetectable to the naked eye, where someone stuck a syringe full of bleach?

              And of course, the only solutions mentioned in this thread are "just bring vaccum sealed prepackaged food", "it's heckin illegal so nobody would do that!", "bring your own food at don't eat anyone else's", and "wear a heckin name tag". Lmao.

              https://i.imgur.com/GySjjMl.jpeg

              Your solution to us not being able to bring any homemade food we cooked to a food and cooking meet up is name tags? Dude you need to think this entire thing through. This is fricking stupid, think about what you're asking people to do; drive out to a park and drink soda and eat chips. That sounds moronic. There's still time to implement my idea of going to the grocery store as a group. How hard is that? Is it a money thing, you think people won't wanna split the grocery bill? That I understand I guess. But I don't understand why you think we'd want to meet up and eat prepackaged and vacuum sealed slop.

              This should have been a meetup to eat at a restaurant. This entire concept of a Culinaly meetup in a park where we eat chips is a mess. Why in the frick would anyone go to this shit show?

              [...]
              Hey moron, did you know a car can fit more than 1 person in it? Did you miss the part where I said we'd drive to the grocery store and back in groups? I don't trust one person with all the food in their car, but if there are 3 other, unrelated anons in the car, then yeah I don't have a problem with that. Somebody will definitely speak up if the driver of the car pulls over and shoots big loads into the cooler filled with meats and veggies if there are 3 other people in the car, you fricking dipshit.

              [...]
              A can of chili? Sure that's improbable. But any meat is gonna be relatively easy to reseal if someone wanted. The meat section of the grocery stores I go to all keep their meat in those foam trays with plastic wrap around it. It'd be super easy for some freak to frick with the meat then reseal it. Not saying it's gonna happen for sure, but do you really want to take that risk?

              [...]
              Ah yes. Classic. If something is heckin against the law, that prevents it from happening. Omg I can't believe what I reading. You're so fricking stupid it's unreal. This has gotta be bait, right? I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and just assume you're trolling.

              https://i.imgur.com/5L551JT.png

              I live in Plano but I'm not going to this shit show. It doesn't make any sense and none of my concerns have been addressed by the many OPs who've posted this thread in the last month.

              If all we're doing is bringing prepackaged, vacuum sealed food, then this entire meetup is pointless. I get it, we wanna reduce the possibility that some sicko fricks with the food they bring. But that means we're doing a food and cooking board meet up, and we're not allowed to do any cooking. How in the hell does that make sense to anyone? Also it's not even like we can buy fresh ingredients like meats and vegetables to cook in the park; someone could have easily fricked with those as well before bringing them. Meat can be easily repackaged with plastic wrap after some dipshit rubbed a ribeye between his asscrack, and shoved cucumbers up his butthole. You may laugh, but it's not out of the realm of possibility, and previous meetups on other boards like /k/ have proved there are real sick individuals out there who will taint the food they bring to a friendly meet up for... reasons?? Idk.

              This fiasco needs to be canceled and brought back to the drawing board. My suggestion: nobody brings any food at all. We all meet up in the park, then we all go as a group to Kroger or Tom thumb and go shopping together. We buy a bunch of cookout ingredients like burgers, hotdogs, potato salad ingredients and whatnot, we all split the total bill evenly, and we drive back to the park together. Then we make the food in front of each other so we know nobody had a chance to frick with anything. That way the spirit of the Culinaly meet up is preserved.

              Failing that, we should just meet up at a restaurant and get lunch/dinner together. Because as it stands, there's gonna be a bunch of sweaty autists meeting up in a park to drink soda and eat prepackaged chips and cookies. That sounds fricking awful. I'm not doing that. OP, come up with a better plan or don't even bother showing up guys.

              DO NOT COME you're scaring me

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Has to be bait. Ain’t no way he serious. Right….. RIGHT!?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Has to be bait. Ain’t no way he serious. Right….. RIGHT!?

                I'm not going to this shit show, as I've stated, you dipshit. And this psycho:

                You can improve your chances. It's actually quite simple.

                1. ALWAYS carry. Many life threatening situation can be resolved this way. In situations where an assailant does not care about his own life, and you have no easy way of taking him down, carrying may still allow you to strongarm situations in your favor a lot of the time.

                2. ALWAYS stay vigilant. Scout emergency exits, both official and makeshift, as soon as you enter an establishment. Learn how to tell if someone's carrying just by looking at the way their clothes fall or how they walk. Give up alcohol and other drugs -- will honestly prolong your life in other ways too so it's something you should do either way but there's no easier target than an inebriated person.

                3. ALWAYS exude an air of confidence. Assailants pick targets based on very primal instincts -- by making yourself come across as confident and capable you're much less likely to be the victim of a random attack. Walk with your head held high, dress smart, speak loudly and with a deep voice, look people in the eye. Never say "sorry" or excuse yourself unless you've actually done something wrong. Speak openly about times you resolved situations with necessary viilence, and give no no fricks who's listening.

                These are just some things one can try. It's not by any means an exhaustive list, but it's a decent start that will in an likelihood honestly improve your survival chances in a targeted crisis situation by several magnitudes. It's based on my own personal experience along with direct accounts I've heard from people in service or otherwise engaged in compromising situations on a frequent basis. Build upon it as you see fit: we're all different, and playing to your strengths is one of the smartest things you can do.

                Isn't me. Have fun at your cum brownie/prepackaged food festival.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                homie I don’t think you should ever go out in public, although it’s highly probable that you never have.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm

                https://i.imgur.com/5L551JT.png

                I live in Plano but I'm not going to this shit show. It doesn't make any sense and none of my concerns have been addressed by the many OPs who've posted this thread in the last month.

                If all we're doing is bringing prepackaged, vacuum sealed food, then this entire meetup is pointless. I get it, we wanna reduce the possibility that some sicko fricks with the food they bring. But that means we're doing a food and cooking board meet up, and we're not allowed to do any cooking. How in the hell does that make sense to anyone? Also it's not even like we can buy fresh ingredients like meats and vegetables to cook in the park; someone could have easily fricked with those as well before bringing them. Meat can be easily repackaged with plastic wrap after some dipshit rubbed a ribeye between his asscrack, and shoved cucumbers up his butthole. You may laugh, but it's not out of the realm of possibility, and previous meetups on other boards like /k/ have proved there are real sick individuals out there who will taint the food they bring to a friendly meet up for... reasons?? Idk.

                This fiasco needs to be canceled and brought back to the drawing board. My suggestion: nobody brings any food at all. We all meet up in the park, then we all go as a group to Kroger or Tom thumb and go shopping together. We buy a bunch of cookout ingredients like burgers, hotdogs, potato salad ingredients and whatnot, we all split the total bill evenly, and we drive back to the park together. Then we make the food in front of each other so we know nobody had a chance to frick with anything. That way the spirit of the Culinaly meet up is preserved.

                Failing that, we should just meet up at a restaurant and get lunch/dinner together. Because as it stands, there's gonna be a bunch of sweaty autists meeting up in a park to drink soda and eat prepackaged chips and cookies. That sounds fricking awful. I'm not doing that. OP, come up with a better plan or don't even bother showing up guys.

                and don't worry, I would never willingly put myself in a situation that may quickly turn hazardous like that. Good thing for you since I won't be there offending your snowflake sensibilities, but also bad thing because I can promise you the whole thing would be a lot safer if I was.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/9oRKq1T.png

          Oh wait, someone did recommend a solution that makes sense: you all meet up and go shopping together and make the food in front of each other. It also has the added bonus of incorporating even more, and I know this might shock you but stay with me, cooking in a food and cooking board meetup. Everyone participates in the shopping. Everyone participates in the cooking. How hard would that be?

          But no, either bring your own food, eat chips and drink soda, just risk it bro who cares, and uh that's illegal, you can't do things that are illegal that would be illegal: that's what you b***hes are sticking with. Ok. It's either laziness or incompetence, which one is it? I just want an answer.

          [...]
          Personally, I thought it was just harmless and tasty melted white chocolate. But again I ask: are you willing to risk it? Are you absolutely sure it's just condensed milk? Are you willing to bet that someone from this gay homosexual website didn't frick with your food "for teh lulz"? Do you think the chances are higher or lower that some anti social psychopath works at your local McDonald's, vs someone who lurks this website?
          Someone already provided the perfect solution to this problem, but it's being totally disregarded in favor of "so what who cares", "just bring your own chips and soda and don't share with anyone", "hi here's a name tag please write your real name on it, pinky promise ok xD", and "nuh uh you can't do something that's illegal". b***h please lmaoooo.

          You can improve your chances. It's actually quite simple.

          1. ALWAYS carry. Many life threatening situation can be resolved this way. In situations where an assailant does not care about his own life, and you have no easy way of taking him down, carrying may still allow you to strongarm situations in your favor a lot of the time.

          2. ALWAYS stay vigilant. Scout emergency exits, both official and makeshift, as soon as you enter an establishment. Learn how to tell if someone's carrying just by looking at the way their clothes fall or how they walk. Give up alcohol and other drugs -- will honestly prolong your life in other ways too so it's something you should do either way but there's no easier target than an inebriated person.

          3. ALWAYS exude an air of confidence. Assailants pick targets based on very primal instincts -- by making yourself come across as confident and capable you're much less likely to be the victim of a random attack. Walk with your head held high, dress smart, speak loudly and with a deep voice, look people in the eye. Never say "sorry" or excuse yourself unless you've actually done something wrong. Speak openly about times you resolved situations with necessary viilence, and give no no fricks who's listening.

          These are just some things one can try. It's not by any means an exhaustive list, but it's a decent start that will in an likelihood honestly improve your survival chances in a targeted crisis situation by several magnitudes. It's based on my own personal experience along with direct accounts I've heard from people in service or otherwise engaged in compromising situations on a frequent basis. Build upon it as you see fit: we're all different, and playing to your strengths is one of the smartest things you can do.

          Frickin bubble boy over here. homie you are fricking crazy!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I don't get it
            Some of my best nights started out with accepting beer from some rando Mexico Mexican

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Best night of my life was when I took candy from a stranger and went for a ride in his van

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Candy scare was from the 70s, prove it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I’m not showing you my butthole

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well played

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >is it worth the risk?
          There is literally no risk. Even if you have AIDS the heat of the oven kills the virus. I bet you think eating cum makes you gay or some dumb shit like that you stupid homosexual.
          Everyone here is overreacting. Just go to the meet up and cook some good food. Who cares if some of it might have cum in it?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This dude is really over here saying it's cool to eat cum... Jesus fricking Christ. Rethink your life.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Go jerk off to andrew tate sigma grindset videos you fricking closet case
              Go make a grindr account to bottom for that big ebony wiener youve been dying to slobber over, magat.
              Ps. Donny is going to prison. Seethe, cuckold.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bot post I guess? If that was written by actual human hands then I feel legitimately sorry for your crumbling state of mind.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just bring your own fricking food and eat it yourself. you're not going to be forced to eat anything and the non schizos can have their meal without you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's the story with /k/?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/tacn1y/anon_makes_brownies/#lightbox

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    weed acquired, any drink recommendations?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bourbon and beer

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i need brands otherwise ill only bring modelo and mid shelf alcohol

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For bourbon Evan Williams black label, white label bottled in bond if you want to seem respectable.
          For beer, Modelo Negra works.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jim Beam
          Everybody loves Beam
          If you're feeling generous Bulleit
          Beer should be PBR or Yuengling
          Or Bud Lite if you want to be called a gay in person by strangers, which might be kind of fun, people only drink that shit out of a sense of irony now

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if someone doesn't bring malt liquor, fried chicken and watermelon it's gonna be lame as frick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      steel reserve 40 oz

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      illegal in texas

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >illegal in texas
        I guess he'll be stuck smoking an entire bowl by himself before coming to the party, because even if he wanted to share, SOMEONE would snitch on him.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >this hating b***h again
        frick you man, literally nobody cares about a little weed. if you opened your eyes more youd see people smoking out of their car on the highway, unironically because it’s one of the safest places to smoke weed

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          im gonna snitch to authorities

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            guess i’m not going then, not gonna let some random loser ruin my high

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              im not snitching im from california 🙂 I was just teasing ur pot head ass
              kissu

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You the same guy who bragged about stalking a woman in another thread a while back? Frick you. I hope you mess with somebody with paranoia and they shoot you to death.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but damn I’m so lucky I have a gf

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >guess i’m not going then, not gonna let some random loser ruin my high
              He probably lives in San Francisco, smokes meth and crack, and does poppers while having gay sex with boys, but he hates marijuana. Everyone has a line that they won't cross.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Who can deny the truth of frisco homosexualry?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >from san gaysicko
                >hates weed
                Its like you dont even know weed is legal in the bay moronkun

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Illegal never stopped us here in New York, now that weed is legal here it just doesn't matter as if it ever did. Just remember that Julie's been working for the drug squad.
        Live in New Jersey - Julie's in the drug squad
        The Clash - Julie's Been Working For The Drug Squad - 3/8/1980 - Capitol Theatre

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          grapevine, tx is nothing like NYC. there are still many cops that can and will throw the book at you for weed. I know because I used to live there

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's not just nyc, it's ny state, it's pretty cool, the last thing Cuomo did as governor and there's no weird rise in crime rates or shool shootings, that's bullshit from the media and feds to keep people in prison and jails.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            maybe if everyone dresses like supreme gentlemen then the cops will leave them alone

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You topsie turvy types are the most suspicious of them all and you're being watched.

              The Police - Shadows in the rain.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As pointed out in the previous thread(s), DFW cops aren't going to care about weed, whether it be smoked from a bowl or ingested via THC-infused deviled eggs, you are just going to come off as a pathetic little whiney tattle b***h to anyone you try reporting this cookout to

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Weed Eggs must flow

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >The Weed Eggs must flow
            Hmmm... how does this work? Do you simply add some shake as if it were some kind of herb, or is there something else that should be done when cooking this kind of food?
            I don't do anything food related with my weed, so I'm curious.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              More specifically, I was wondering about scrambled eggs, since I consume those somewhat frequently.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              More specifically, I was wondering about scrambled eggs, since I consume those somewhat frequently.

              THC is activated by heat in a process called decarboxylation. You wouldn't want to just sprinkle it in like an herb but you could if you baked it first. Typically you decarb it in oil or butter, strain it, and use the oil for cooking.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >eggs infused with THC and DMT

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The one anon that is bringing deviled eggs said he was testing recipes with THC-infused mayo

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >DFW cops

          you guys act like it's NYPD or something. there's not "DFW cops" it's grapevine police, they are a small town cops that have nothing better to do than bust you for weed

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's just plain moronic trying to compare savages to NYPD coppers, get the frick outta Dodge.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The difference is that most cops in the DFW area are actually pretty cool unlike israelite york gestapo

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                still remember the dallas pd was chasing someone going northbound on 35, they called up the lewisville pd for assistance and lewisville just went
                >uh yeah we dont do high speed chases bye

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh i'm sure those idiots are incompetent as frick. City police are garbage. Only real interaction i had with dallas PD was when some homeless guy tried to steal our pizza at a restaurant and we had to fistfight him. The cops just told us to leave and took care of the dude. Sheriffs are usually cool, city cops are trash.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looking solid, anon.
      the secret is joints.
      paraphernalia like pipes or bubblers is bustable.
      a joint you can just eat quick if a cop rolls around.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HOT FROTHY LOADS ENSUE!

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    alright Everyone will put their Id's in a single spot and everyone will have a photo of them. Everyone can scrutinize and sign off on each persons id to ensure no fakes
    Then We'll have all the women begin cooking while the men monitor
    after food those who wish to party will continue with us to club Station 4 for drinks and hijinks

    LA bros . we meet at portos

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was interested in this until that moron had a melty about bringing their gun. There's no way I'm risking being on channel 8 news because some Elliot Rodger wannabe decided to open fire on us after being made fun of for their autism shoes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bet you don’t even know who Tracy Rowlett or Dal Hansen are.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bruh I literally said channel 8 of course I know who the frick Dale Hansen is

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, but do you know who really was Dallas? Russ Martin

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            my dad was more of a cassette/CD guy so I missed out on a lot of DFW radio unfortunately
            my mom was just 94.9 all day every day which was genuinely awful

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry KLTY gay

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I miss 102.1 the edge

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You WILL listen to Star 102.1 and you WILL like it!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'll try that out and you should try out
                Radio Jackie and Radio Caroline

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Star 102.1
                Not bad... https://star1021.iheart.com/music/ but they can do without that whiney b***h that's on now.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Star 102.1
                Not bad... https://star1021.iheart.com/music/ but they can do without that whiney b***h that's on now.

                LOOK AT WHAT THEY TOOK FROM ME
                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edgefest_(Dallas)
                it was a good time to be an indiehead hipster...

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            *whiskey cork pops*

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alright homosexuals tell me
    Chili with beans or no beans
    I’m making it for the cookout

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no beans you cheap bastage

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Got it
        1 vote for no beans

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Beans!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both you cheap savage bastage, let the savages fight over it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Okay so I’m just gonna pour no beans over the beans version of the chili and let the morons seethe over it kek

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think the solution would be to pay for catering and then charge anons a small fee to partake

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't listen to the paranoid homosexual no one is going to frick with the food

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >don't listen to the paranoid homosexual no one is going to frick with the food

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >going to be legendary
        It really isn't. It's going to be a few autistic-looking but otherwise normal autists hanging out and being somewhat awkward. None of that is interesting.

        I hope someone brings a microwave and gordon ramsay frozen meals

        https://i.imgur.com/FX2sbLW.jpeg

        I bring some iced tea.

        Is there a signup sheet somewhere or are fe just going to have 10 people bringing raw meat and 0 people bringing charcoal?

        This is just dead internet theory/sharding, we're all in the same isolated sub-section of the internet. You really think half of Culinaly is within an hour of Dallas?

        I live in houston.
        I look like a normal white guy, so I already have the halo effect.
        I am going to bring a bunch of good sides, maybe “prepackaged” or not.
        You wont be able to tell.
        And i am absolutley going to sprinkle my pubes, cum, spit, and boogers into the food.
        You wont be able to tell.
        Why? Because it will be funny.
        See yall there

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i live in houston also
          not going to bother to take the 4 hour drive
          haven't been to dallas in 20 years
          have fun
          anyone know what happened to that fml fricker?
          probably dead or incarcerated

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    After smoking a bunch of weed who's bringing the twinkies and devil dogs?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    every one of these threads look sadder and sadder

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Insane take, these threads are looking incredible and I am fricking HYPED for the meetup

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Insane take, these threads are looking incredible and I am fricking HYPED for the meetup

      i never realized how many of us are in DFW, typically my online communities were all spread out or majority came from some place half way across the world

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Culinaly in dfw? Well of course

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is just dead internet theory/sharding, we're all in the same isolated sub-section of the internet. You really think half of Culinaly is within an hour of Dallas?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >guns
    >weed
    I thought this is about food? Be honest here 90% of you are black

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, I have a box of MREs to share because i'm not getting pozzed by the cum brownies

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Label your name tag so we know you’re the MRE guy.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't worry, I'll bring an unopened A box.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gun autists on Culinaly are a little different than the joggerkin but dont let me stop you from believing what you wanna believe

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this is a free country, i believe what i damn well want to believe good sir

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    U non cooking gays better share autistic photos from the meet.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair I want to cook but all the rules kinda make it a pain in the ass for the recipes I'm good at, I live in the area and was going to bake some homemade pizzas and wings, now it's looking like we're all to be eating little Caesars and discount Kroger cookies like 3rd graders kek

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, you're disgusting and should have a nice day right now. &t

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As long as your food is good you'll be fine. Everyone is gonna be ugly.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the thread the day this takes place and the day after is going to be legendary. im extremely excited. wish i lived in the area because id totally come by. (id drve by sneakily first to see if it was cool)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >going to be legendary
      It really isn't. It's going to be a few autistic-looking but otherwise normal autists hanging out and being somewhat awkward. None of that is interesting.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        come on anon have some enthusiasm. shits always gay and lame and boring. this might not be.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope someone brings a microwave and gordon ramsay frozen meals

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just in time for gay pride month, special brownies

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can I bring my George Floyd plushies?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As long as they dindu nufffin

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're filled with dindu stuffin :3 so cute it'll take your breath away

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          .

          I'll eat all the semen and you can't stop me

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah that's gonna end well

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a signup sheet somewhere or are fe just going to have 10 people bringing raw meat and 0 people bringing charcoal?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The heat of the meat cooks the meat.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to Borneo? I met her once

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bring some iced tea.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      From the thumbnail i thought its a table but its your fat hairy belly.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like a good time. Nice way to meet people. And you could invite park goers too so more women will be there. What a great idea!

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /misc/ here, bringing some of my aryan brotherhood bros as well.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone bringing a dog?

    https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLWJsTSE/

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Already wiped my ass with my ingredient, gonna let it ferment on the counter for a few days. Glad I still have that fake ID.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let’s grill

    https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLWRagsA/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone bringing a dog?

      https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLWJsTSE/

      >tiktok.com

      get a gun and fricking have a nice day

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Than you

        Anyone bringing a dog?

        https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLWJsTSE/

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    posting in a schizo thread

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If there's no cum, I'm not coming.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BYOC

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No. You can't trust that. We all have to go to the nearby cum store together in randomly assembled groups to distribute the risk and ensure accountability so nobody brings impure cums to the meetup.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just put it in a cup with child proof cap that will ensure no one messes with it. Make sure to write your name on it

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for the cross-board invite, Culinaly. I'd love to show but I live hundreds of miles away and don't even own a car.

    Have a good day out for me, will you?

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you see an obese guy in wornout clothes staring at y'all while reading manga behind a tree that's me, I'm too anxious to join but I'll shit post live.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’ll come say hi and tell you that there’s nothing to fear that you are amongst frens

      I'll bring brownies, made with love

      /k/ is NOT invited

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you approach me I will shit my pants.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll bring brownies, made with love

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can’t wait to try them!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mmmm so moist. Did you used condensed milk?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, but that's probably the pineapple juice...

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too far away too short of notice too many people it would be fun tho so have a bump

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dallas bros my power's been out all day wtf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gov didn’t weatherproof against storms!

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can /misc/ come?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Misc is invited to the bbq

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those chicks don't look like the types you want to piss off in a dark alley.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course. We need the brown and asian people so people don't think it's a KKK meeting

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't worry, the only creatures stupid enough to show up to these types of things are minorities. It'll just look like any other day at the park.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You just hate fun. Meet ups are always stupid but it can be a good time

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sure, they can be a good time if you're a stupid minority who enjoys spending time with others of your kind.
            If someone shows up with a bomb it'll be a good time for society as a whole, getting rid of all those undesirables at once.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone should bring spooder cookies, I first saw them from here on Culinaly.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that grill.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >20. A gun so you can murder everyone who thinks organizing and/or showing up to this shit is a good idea

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any autistic BPD girls wanna pretend to be my gf for an evening? My highschool reunion is on the same day so we can meet up at the cookout and then come with me to the barcade in cedar hill my class rented out. Probably only be there an hour and I'll Uber you home. Hell I'll take a trap too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am fat, hairy, have a beard and i smell bad. Does that do anything for you?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why not take a shower and clean yourself up before showing up to a gay fest?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because that's not who i am, if i dont smell like a 4 weeks old roadkill in summer i would betray my own identity.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Filthy bears are popular at gay fests. Wait this is a pride thing right? Since it's on june first?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bpd girls are not autistic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im a boy and am probably 600 miles away from this cookout and will not go to your prom or whatever but im interested

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be there but fair warning, I'm black.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day homosexuals

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      🙁

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be there. I'm the guy that will threaten to buttsex everyone and shit in the public grill

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am not planning on attending this event.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why not?

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all these threads are just the same three guys (that already know each other irl) samegayging

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dont forget about the schizo morons too

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who’s bringing steak?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are, anon!

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going and I'll bring turkey and buns to make simple burgers to share.
    Also I'm brown so /misc/cels won't touch my food so I can buy the good stuff

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you are crazy if you think us poltards are brave enough actually be racist to people's face

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Speak for yourself homosexual

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You want some buttsex?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, but I only top cuz that ain’t gay

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry boi. You get the bottom and you will like it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I do not agree to those terms

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not asking

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Good luck trying to force it in, my anus it so tight.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1. Prepackaged
    not interested in going, fricking cooklet meet up

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t pozzdaddy that wants to serve everyone jizz brownies

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based on the state of this thread, the meet up is going to be some kind of BBQ pit boys situation.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We can use some of the bbq sauce as lube

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone got that picture of the Culinaly meet up?
    I would imagine it's like that with a bunch of fat redditors

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Now post the version with the captions. You know the one I'm talking about.
        >Adolf Crippler

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Can't find it but here's your fat redditor meetup

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >only one normal looking woman
            >aaaand she fricks dogs

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            not knowing how to smile for photos is textbook autism

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            black shirt on left has god tier hair genes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The most normal looking autist is the fricking weeb with a katana
        Science has gone to far.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OH NONONONONONONONO

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >first item is bring junk food
    not going

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thank god

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so how many people will actually go the cookout?
    it'd be really awkward if there's only 3-4 person there

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My guess is zero

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going

      https://i.imgur.com/NtGxYTi.jpeg

      I'm going and I'll bring turkey and buns to make simple burgers to share.
      Also I'm brown so /misc/cels won't touch my food so I can buy the good stuff

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm hiring an escort to show up alone just to make everyone feel uncomfortable

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really hope you autists show up in open carry, I'll be on the phone all day placing reports of a white supremacy terror organized riot. It would be the highlight of my year to watch you homosexuals get turned into swiss cheese by Dallas swat kekekekek

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm bringing taco doritos, jalapeno cheetos, and and some rotisserie chickens.

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who's bringing the beers?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ill bring a few 30 racks dont worry

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just cook everything there and bring pre-sealed ingredients and meat like the squares/steaks you can get at Aldi.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I have a vacuum sealer at home so I can just bring my own food with my special marinade.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the same way a dandelion will grow in like five specks of dust in a concrete crack or that there is 9000th generation blind and albino salamanders living in some sunless cave beneath a factory jizz is going to end up in the food

    life finds a way

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who will be brining the shiner?

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Richgay here.
    I am offering to have this whole event catered. That way all the food will be safe. Let’s get some suggestions going.
    Also I’m not buying any beverages or alcohol byob b***h.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Winners BBQ, or Burnt BBQ and Tacos in
      Plano.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That seems pretty dubious, it would be safer if it was from multiple people instead of from a single source.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bro is literally offering to essentially have a restaurant come out and serve us food in the park, you literally can't any more legit than that unless you want to have a fricking farming haul a cow to the park and slaughter it in front of us and grill it.
        >nb4 the farmer has aids and raped the cow 5 times on the drive over

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Richgay here.
          Obviously you can’t make these homosexuals happy no matter what you do.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Order from me so I can jizz in the food. No, I won't tell you where I work.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You just want me to give you my cc info then?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Here's my cc info... 8675309

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What’s the area code?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              212 and 646 but also 607.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you fricking high? That makes no cents

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'd rather take two cents than a wooden nickle.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Aren’t you supposed to be taking my catering order?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, that'll be 'bout tree fiddy cash.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wanna speak to your manager

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                managers? we aint got no stinkin managers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you are a richgay, let's put a catering order into Weinberger's so that we all can have delicious sammiches.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's fricking dumb this is the COOKING board everyone brings food they COOKED don't listen to paranoid homosexuals you might as well just meet at a restaurant at that point

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Schizos are schizoing about bringing food.
        homosexuals want to cum in food.
        Wut do?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Add pubes for protein and healthy shiny hair.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If the cum is cooked I don’t see what the problem is it can’t hurt you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well ACKCHULLY the board is called food and cooking. So food is still valid even if you don't cook it yourself

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You want me to trust eating food from one of you homosexuals? There’s going to be cum and poop in all the food.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I won’t be there but in n out truck would be cool (I know people don’t like their fries but it would be a good opportunity to experiment, and also have a burger eating contest).

      Also
      >tfw not yet rich enough to comfortably pay for catering for anonymous frens.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's dfw, you can just call some random Mexicans and they'll show up with a food truck. I was working construction sites and they had trucks coming up to our job sites all the time. They just drive around looking for crowds and work crews.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh nice, in that case I vote for taco trucks on every corner

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never again after the last meet up I saw.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy macaroni and cheese, did they just do some prison release program?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Long neck is long

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well that'sCulinaly and they're all a bunch of school shooters. /CucKs/ seem more down to earth

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This image without Dylan Roof added is over a decade old at this point. Wonder where these guys are now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cute boy in the middle

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      me on the right

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >poisoning food is illegal therefore no one will do it
    >hey bros i know it's illegal in texas but im gonna bring a ton of weed DUDE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Plot twist
      >anons all get stoned on weed brownies
      >they eat the /k/ brownies anyway because they have the munchies
      >just vibing
      >anon spends 30 minutes trying to cut a watermelon, cuts himself
      >anons who brought manga spend an hour trying to analyze one thing Asuka said
      >"woooaaahhhhhhhhhhh"
      >anon who carries has a negligent discharge, local Mexican grill anons are too cool to rat him out
      >steel reserve anon projectile vomits
      >too stoned to notice, they keep vibing
      >grill anon forgets to flip the burgers because he got distracted by anime tiddies on his phone
      >all food gets burnt, only food left is prepackaged potato salad
      >300lb anon eats all the remaining food, only thing left is redbulls and steel reserve
      >steel reserve anon passes out and everyone takes his steel, having a great time
      >everyone gets sunburnt because they forgot to apply sunscreen
      >the one girl who showed up leaves because she can't stand the BO
      >great success

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        reserve anon projectile vomits
        I hope we have a based steeler showing up. They're more fun than stoners.

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are we actually getting catered or are we gonna show up hungry and empty-handed like hobos?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Richgay here.

      If someone tells me how many people are attending and what the frick to order and from where I will order the fricking food and pay for it. Someone has to pick it up as I am not in Texas and will not be attending.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll pick it up bro. Be sure to cum in it for everyone.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll be attending and I vote for Chick-fil-a chicken sandwich packaged meals

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There is a chick fil a close. 50 regular and 50 spicy sandwiches?
          You frickers can bring whatever else the frick you want.
          Who’s picking it up?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That should be more than enough, meetups are usually 10 people or so

            https://i.imgur.com/WScqYhI.png

            https://i.imgur.com/xlBjUV0.jpeg

            Never again after the last meet up I saw.

            Can any Dallas anons pick it up? I can pick it up but I'm coming from Austin so I might be late

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >order catering so people don't jizz on food
              >the guy picking it up jizzes on the food
              Why don't we all go together to pick it up instead?

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Richgay here.

    I need a secondary contact for the order!! Who is picking this shit up?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also need a phone number for the secondary contact

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You could not pay me to eat the food at this cookout.

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what time everybody showing up?

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i can't believe you let the schizo moron actually scare you into ordering food or catering. fricking cowards

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t like cum homosexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ve have vays to make you like da frothy cum

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m bringing Weinbergers for myself.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grab something for me too bro

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cum honestly doesn't taste that bad + it's free extra protein
    I'm honestly not sure what you pussy are sperging out about tbh

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What time is it actually starting because I have to work at 4

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone going fishing?

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this still happening? What time? I'm gonna pay some nignogs to peg you homosexuals with piss balloons.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black person read

      https://i.imgur.com/5FmZKKh.jpeg

      Reminder, Culinaly is having a cookout on June 1st at noon at a public park on lake Grapevine!

      If you are in DFW come. What you could bring:

      1. Prepackaged chips, cookies, and brownies (no /k/um brownies)
      2. Charcoal
      3. meat for grilling
      4. a comfy camping chair
      5. a sportsball to play catch with
      6. Fishin pole and live or fake bait to go fishin in the lake
      7. boombox so we can listen to Classical Music WRR 101.1 FM to keep the event desirable
      8. a boat if you have one
      9. prepackaged side dish
      10. your own grill if you'd like
      11. a bicycle so that everyone from /n/ can admire it
      12. your car so that everyone from Culinaly can criticize it
      13. a deck of cards, a chess set, or checkers
      14. a notebook to get everyone's number so that you can have new frens to call
      15. a whistle incase you want to referee the basketball/football game that breaks out.
      16. A nametag for yourself and the potluck dish that you brought so that people know who to sue if they eat your /k/um brownies
      17. An Iron skillet or other pan to cook omelets on.
      18 Paper plates, plastic forks, and other cutlery
      19. Bug spray and sun screen

      >June 1st at noon

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna bring one handmade loaf of bread, disposable plates, utensils and a roll of napkins.
    What are you guys bringing?

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE MEET UP IS CANCELLED!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm still going

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m a Canadian moron but I’m sad I can’t make it. Texas is amazing, wish I could be there. I’d bring a few jugs of choccy milk and Dino tendies for all

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks canadian moron that gave me the idea of bringing choccy milk since I'm a Texan moron. Just half a gallon though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You have no idea what you're talking about, Texas sucks. I'm thankful every day I'm not still in that shithole.

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Richgay here.

    lmao you all poor

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m also a richgays…. But I guess everyone’s definitions are different

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