Different ways to get caffeine?

I'm trying black milk tea combined with hot chocolate. I don't like coffee

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    try matcha

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've only tried a matcha latte and I didnt like the taste

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    kratom lol

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather try the zoomy clams

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        put a half tablespoon of kratom in your zoomy clams, my kids call it shrek swamp

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Have you tried yerba mate before? Also are you fine with the caffeine source being sugary, and if so how sweet?

          Panera CEO would get a hardon just thinking about all the future heart attacks.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >put a half tablespoon of kratom in your zoomy clams, my kids call it shrek swamp
          i genuinely cant tell if this is a joke or not, the sentence made me laugh though

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    grind up a caffeine pill and mix into a can of clam chowder
    my kids call it "zoomy clams"

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Put about 8g of instant coffee into a big cup, add about 120ml of hot water, and fill the rest with milk or a plant based alternative. You shouldn't taste much of the bitterness.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tea and hot choc?
    What the?

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just take caffeine pills if you don't like coffee or normal preparations of tea. Or try meth, my son calls it "zoomy crystals".

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    coffee is an acquired taste, but you have to drink it black, none of the cancer creamer or sugar, that just ruins the taste

    stop being a wimp and drink it till it tastes okay

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my friend switched to caff pills but I thought that was weird. a real jug of coffee with diet creamer in the morning is so much more fulfilling.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just get pills

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Try chocolate

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like coffee. Can James Hoffmann change that?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That man looks like he is constantly constipated
      I do not watch his videos only because of that

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's likely the opposite. Wonder if he enjoys his morning coffee shit the way I do?
        I'm at a point where I need to shit just off the smell of coffee, which is tough with a moka pot because you need to stay by it until it's done brewing.
        Do other anons enjoy their daily coffeeshit? I assume everyone here takes one?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I assume everyone here
          Thought this was /ctg/

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just tried making zoomy clams from scratch (used a teaspoon of pure caffeine for the pot) and let me tell you this shit fricks
    remember to get it started with a little bit of guanciale or salt pork for depth of flavor

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    try caffeine pills or caffeinated chocolate.

    if you want it to kick in faster just grind up caffeine pills (or by caffeine powder) and mix it into orange juice, or whatever liquid you prefer.

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