dinner for 2. you bring the side dish. how do you recommend she serve it up?

dinner for 2. you bring the side dish. how do you recommend she serve it up?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    in her coom coom coom I'm gonna cooooom

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she'll probably frick it up so have her mince up the meat and turn it into spicy tuna

      I'd eat her yellow fin.

      guys! be respectful toward my wife or we are not having you over for dinner ever.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'll just break it and raid the refrigerator.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          boxer meets you at the door
          you lose a face.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            .357 magnum.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              AR with scope and night vision.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                oxy acetylene balloon bomb tied to a drone and an attack pit bull wearing a tannerite and metal fragment bomb vest.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Hope.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          boxer meets you at the door
          you lose a face.

          .357 magnum.

          AR with scope and night vision.

          both of y'all are products of the homosexual agenda

          [...]

          I believe they'll accept your for the sinners y'all have become

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    she'll probably frick it up so have her mince up the meat and turn it into spicy tuna

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd eat her yellow fin.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You just know

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      know what? that's dinner for 4 for like 5 days.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I process yft all day at work. Id start simple and just make a simple poke'

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    with extra mercury

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would have sex with this women, if you know what I mean

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a little confused. Could you please elaborate?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      but she already has a cold flaccid fish, as you can see in the photo

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That Tuna is fully erect.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          only because she is holding it up

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You'll see how hard that Tuna is when she slaps you across the face with it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In the missionary position, for the sole purpose of procreation.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its touching her pusy

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Like this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this shit is so confusing to me, like why is it supposed to be fancy or sexy to eat off a prostitute

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >why do men like looking at attractive naked women
        gee i dunno must be evolution or somethin

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          its all context you Black
          Im not popping stiffies at classical sculpture, and Im sure as hell not putting anything touching an std petri dish into my mouth

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Naked lady plus beloved food or hobby equals massive coom. Marketing 101.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'll have the sashimi.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Here's a nice assortment for ya

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          MORE.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If you meet a person in this situation and realize she's your soulmate, how do you convince her that you're taking her seriously?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            there is no convincing, you are either a chad or you're not.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I don't eat food served on people because I'm not a satanic worshipping degenerate.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          do you get to eat for free if you make her laugh?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          what's the etiquette in this kind of gatherings?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If she urinates, it should be shared equally. Nobody likes a urine hog

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >look her directly in the eyes and say "my comlliments to the chef" with a wink every time I eat something off her

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Seeing this reminds me that I would make a way better multi billionaire than Elon or jeff bezos. Using all their money on nerd rockets. I would be having prostitute sushi every night

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kim Jong Un already does that.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how come when women do it, its “hot” but when Men do its “cringe” and “unoriginal”

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It weeds out the city hicks no matter who holds a dead fish or deer.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *SNIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tuna braps.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT DAT SMELL LIKE?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Extremely low quality shitposting and trojan horse porn threads are cancer and against

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    OP is a homosexual.
    Do your part to help purge this board of lawless subhumans like him by reporting this thread.
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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Raw and wriggling yes yes

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God i wish i was the fish.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You just know..

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I were that fish

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like my sister when she used to highlight her hair blonde. It's kinda weird.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All these jokers aside, that's yellow-fin tuna. Fishermen literally take these to canneries for a reason. If the smell doesn't get you, trying to find a use for that much Tuna, before it goes bad, will turn off the average person.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >how do you recommend she serve it up?
    Nyotaimori time

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